₦airaland Forum

Caaz:
Funathon btw the 2 madams

I initially wanted to go after the haters, but after reconsidering, it's clear that wasting energy on these frustrated individuals blinded by the economic mess is pointless.

While pictures of children might soften most hearts, these haters are so consumed by their obsession with the economic situation that it's best to pity them and avoid their toxic negativity.

Instead, I want to commend you for not only caring for your own child but also taking on the responsibility of another's. That dedication and compassion are truly admirable.

SwissMass:
Nigeria is not as bad as what bitter grievingory Obi people portrayed, it is just wicked and evil of grievous losers, when I was in Nigeria, it was during the increase in diesel, I made more money and I didn't rip off my customers, others were during that but I didn't, that brought in many customers and I was making money

I think you should read this to yourself again

Brotherhood rejoices, you have done well

Billions with nothing to show in the physical but building mega infrastructure in the bottomless pit of certain individuals

turmacs:
Who even takes those one's seriously again? OP please don't bother yourself fact checking those shameless liars, everybody knows that anything that comes out of their mouths is a lie. That was how they came out to lie that AP moller wanted to invest imaginary $600M in Nigeria, if not that mearsk came out to call out their shameless lies, nonsense.

Anyways, what do I know? 🤷‍♀️

Nairalanders please i'm craving fried rice and chicken this Sunday. A want to eat fried rice and chicken with plantain and cold chivita, prepared by a man that wants to sleep with me, I have transport fare.

This thing called tow tow... Do have a blissful knacking

simpleseyi:
The guy made the video from the psychiatric hospital. But I wonder why doctors give smart phones to patients still undergoing treatment at the psychiatric hospitals

It is glaring that the policies of this government is directly affecting their life negatively but these BATISTs are beyond reason!

Even if Tinubu were to commit the most barbaric acts, they'd still chant his praises and bow before him. Don't bother trying to argue with them; their minds are locked in a delusional loyalty that even suffering can't shake.

Convinced your mum to sell her only property so as to enable you sponsor a woman and worst of it all to the abroad...

Your f**lishness is tasting colour brown
What an ignoramourasrically baffoon baboon

May God condole your innocent mum for giving birth to a nonsensically enabled son

Tweeeeeh...

PlasmaTV:
You and who? Personalize this, please. YOU are behind him. Only you.

I don't like dishonest people. More than one year ago, helipad said that Peter Obi would fade out. Fortunately, posterity has proven him wrong as Peter Obi is more popular and accepted than his principal.


Again, helipad claimed that obidients are the enemies of Nigeria. Not bad politicians. Not thieves. Not clueless leaders. Not EFCC hunted ex governors. But obidients. Fortunately, posterity has proven him wrong again.

Helipad also bashed people who warned against the artificial dollar manipulation. He and others danced when binance and other cryptocurrency avenues were banned. They called people all sorts of names. Now, the dollar is spiralling out of control. I wonder who they will blame next. Maybe the weather.

You see, governance should be prepared for. One must have verifiable antecedents before he runs for a leadership post. The current man on seat just said "it's my turn". No plan, no communication, no strategy. Just vibes and inshallah. Now, everything has blown up in their faces.

In the next election cycle, I'm patiently waiting to see whether we will still be blinded by ethnicity/religion, or we will use our brains and vote for a capable person to rule us.

Selah.

Just one pack of spaghetti and a bottle of oil will settle this.

This is the effect of weaponising hunger

Racoon:
“More Burden For Nigerians As Tax Committee Recommends VAT Hike. The Presidential Committee on Fiscal Policy and Tax reforms has recommended an upward review of the Value Added Tax (VAT).”

A government building a #15T super coastal highway in the midst of multiple neck constricting taxation endless borrowing and phantom IGR? And the government makes sense to you? Everyone who does not align with the myopic and warped logic sense of reasoning of this clueless, impactless, rudderless and directionless govt is always called names.

These BATISTs are utterly brainwashed! Tinubu could commit the most savage, brutal atrocities, and they'd still grovel at his feet, chanting his name like mindless drones. It's pointless to even engage with them; their loyalty is a sickness, immune to reason or reality.

Paraman:
Jonathan that can't boast of constructing up to 100km of road in each of the 6 geopolitical region

These BATISTs are beyond reason! Even if Tinubu were to commit the most barbaric acts, they'd still chant his praises and bow before him. Don't bother trying to argue with them; their minds are locked in a delusional loyalty that even suffering can't shake.

Dem go feel it...

Oya to the Batista Crew member
Come and defend

I have gone through this thread and I'm yet to see agbadorians comment...

The fire is not selective it's burns all

Woman wey don born dey do shakara
Allow her to enter street
Body go tell her

thesicilian:
Next time once she packs her bag over trivial issues call an Uber for her and help her move her stuff into the car. Even let her go with the baby. Then call her parents and inform them she's on her way. As long as you keep begging her not to leave, as long as she knows that she can always use the threat of leaving to gain advantage over you, you'll never hear the last of it.

Dazz hull...

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Obirin will avoid this thread like fly avoid fire

With all this you have said, you have contacted HIV. Just start writing you will because you are about to die

Laugh wicked laugh

Leave that one abeg... Just give us fuel

How much is a single 12mm iron rod

In summary, the conflict in the Niger Delta involving the killing of 17 soldiers stems from a feud between illegal oil bunkers, notably Endurance Okodeh alias Amangbein, and a powerful cartel led by ex-militant leader Government Ekpemukpolo alias Tompolo. The dispute is intertwined with a land conflict between Okuama and Okoloba communities, exacerbated by the alleged involvement of ex-NIMASA boss Patrick Akpobolokemi, who is accused of building a mansion on disputed land.

The illegal oil cartel, comprising influential individuals including top military operators, politicians, and businessmen, orchestrates oil theft from major pipelines with insider assistance, causing significant damage to the economy. Despite government efforts, the cartel continues to operate with impunity, shielded by connections and corrupt practices.

The involvement of Tompolo's private security company, Tantita, in supplying a speed boat used by the slain soldiers raises questions about his connection to the incident. However, Tompolo has remained silent on the matter, leaving speculation about his involvement. Meanwhile, activists criticize government ineffectiveness in tackling oil theft, attributing the persistence of the issue to the powerful cartel's operations and protection.

Overall, the conflict underscores the complex web of interests and corruption fueling illegal oil activities in the Niger Delta, posing challenges to security and economic stability in the region.

They know the drill, Nigerians will complain and adapt

We are in the complaining phase

Mynd44:
Yeah, I know this sounds like a complex economic theory but it is like this.

Before Dangote, Nigeria had to import fuel (diesel, aviation fuel, petrol etc) and this put a lot of pressure on the Naira as we now needed dollars to buy these products.

Dangote does not even need to export before a change is noticed as since Nigerians will buy from Dangote in Naira, they don't need dollars to import fuel. That reduces to demand for dollar and eased pressure on the naira.

Obi used to say "Nigeria must move from consuming to producing economy" when we import fuel, we were consuming. With local refineries, we are not a producing one and this improves the currency by a lot.

Should Dangote receive payment for his goods in dollars or naira? How would the value of the naira increase if Dangote receives payment in dollars for his products? I think buyers should exchange dollars for naira to pay Dangote, thereby increasing the value of the naira.

Any minister that pinch Nigerians and Nigerians shout yepka...

That's minister is working
As we are shouting yepka, this minister is getting more ratings

A man will honor and cherish two entities:
the one he worships—God,
and the one who serves him—the wife and siblings.

However, he will engage in conflict with those who challenge him.

Let calculate

9,900 Bags of Rice for Teachers (Logistics 40k per Bag) 9900 * 120,000.00 = 1,188,000,000.00
9,900 Bags of Grains for Teachers (Logistics 20k per Bag) 9900 *100,000.00 = 990,000,000.00
4,000 Bags of Rice for Ministry (Logistics 40k per Bag) 4000 *120,000.00 = 480,000,000.00
4,000 Bags of Grains for Ministry (Logistics 20k per Bag) 4000 *100,000.00 = 400,000,000.00
1,000 Bags of Rice for Scholars (Logistics 40k per Bag) 1000 *120,000.00 =120,000,000.00
1,000 Bags of Grains for Scholars (Logistics 20k per Bag) 1000 *100,000.00 =100,000,000.00
other unforeseen expenses = 300,000,000
Total = 3,578,000,000.00
they have only began the distribution of over N12bn worth of assorted grains as Ramadan palliatives to residents.
so more are still coming there's is still an excess of about 8,422,000,000.00 good coming.

Kudos to the government for there utmost transparency.

All Propaganda Congress at it again

How we wan take chop statistic

Watianoengineer:
For those blaming APC and president Tinubu for the hardship in the country, are you all aware that UK and Japan are currently in economic recession? Is it APC and Tinubu that is ruling both nations? Nobody should blame APC and Tinubu for the rot the PDP government of Jonathan caused. What we are suffering today is the result of the Jonathan government's recklessness. Peter Obi and his PDP gang brought Nigeria to her knees. May God help our dear president Tinubu to fix the country like he did in Lagos.

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advanceDNA:
they paid ransom before release, which they gathered on their own with help from people..

....so whats the governor thanking the president for..... ?? Abi the governor wants be unfortunate niii??

Eye service na... That's the icing on the cake

You can't reap where you did not sow. You did not support him and you want him support you. If he say sorry will that bring back the dead and rebuild all the damaged houses.

Abeg face front

Time will tell... Wike is already confused because he knows everybody is waiting for him to unleash, let's see how long he can hold on

Fountainofyouth:
I think Kobo is right in a way, maybe when your wife sees you measuring the quantity of food and heading to the kitchen to cook, I think that will make her realise how serious you are about wasting food.

Let the spending on food comes from her, she will adjust accordingly