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TravelRe: Why Do Some Aeroplanes Get Sprayed With Water At The Airport? by Joshcoli(m): 12:48pm On Feb 01, 2023
Antoeni:
Am Tired of Pretending, Please Why Do They Pour Water On international Flights On Arrival?
Aircraft are often sprayed with water for several reasons, including:

Cooling: The water can help to cool down the plane after it has landed, which is especially important for planes that operate in hot climates.

Cleaning: The water can help to remove dirt and debris from the plane's surface, which is important for maintaining the appearance of the plane and ensuring its longevity.

De-icing: In cold weather conditions, the water can be used to remove ice or snow from the plane's wings, tail, and other critical surfaces, which is important for maintaining the plane's aerodynamics and preventing it from becoming too heavy to fly safely.

Celebratory tradition: In some cultures, it is also a tradition to spray water on planes as a sign of celebration, such as when a new plane is delivered to an airline or when a plane returns home after a long deployment.
RomanceRe: How Do I Convince My Boyfriend To Save In My Bank? by Joshcoli(m): 10:01pm On Jan 12, 2023
Banilla:
You don't know me! I love him. Why would I betray him? I'll take a bullet for him if I have to. He wants to marry me! The joint account is to save for us both. That's why Nigerians are where they are, we are planning long term. You can't build a future on love alone. I'm being reasonable.
Taaa getaway

Go and be reasonable with your own money

You're just looking for backup plan.

Ask yourself this question, will you return the money if he say I no do again

I just pray the guy is not a SIMPle man
RomanceRe: I'm 32years Old, Look Very Thin And Small And Only Weigh 35kg . by Joshcoli(m): 8:17am On Dec 27, 2022
A broke as nonetity want to send the money back, money your entire village cannot afford

Poverty stricken Buffon

Brother take eye of women, face your life 100% spend on yourself, buy cloths look nice, never look down on yourself. That's where you start from. Work on yourself confidence
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Just Killed Green Snake In My Office by Joshcoli(m): 3:27pm On Dec 24, 2022
Philothamnus hoplogaster snake,

It is actually non venomous

Boomslang is venomous without know anivenum yet,

But this snake is actually non venomous

But if you see am again kill it
PoliticsRe: I Have Done My Best As President — Buhari by Joshcoli(m): 9:30am On Dec 14, 2022
SLAP44:
Who says this man you advised to farm rice is not farming rice through his staff, Imo state people like rice a lot.
Correct dude... Knacking violence with reverse vawulence
FoodRe: See What I Bought For Just Fifty Thousand Naira(photo) by Joshcoli(m): 9:23am On Dec 14, 2022
We all know this is pure lies to decieve Nigeria into believing in this party that has brought untold hardship to Nigerian

We will not cotow
PropertiesRe: My 3 Bedroom Bungalow At Shimawa by Joshcoli(op): 11:54am On Dec 11, 2022
So I construct one side of the septic tank

I supervise the whole process myself
The septic is 8 meter by 10 meter

200 block at N56,000and 3 bags of cement @ 12,600

I used the sharp side I still have on site

FashionRe: Mother Going Blind After Tattooing Her Eyeballs Blue And Purple (photos) by Joshcoli(m): 10:47am On Dec 07, 2022
Shebi she don calm down now
PoliticsRe: Man Empties Bank Account For Tinubu/Shettima Campaign Organization by Joshcoli(m): 11:58am On Nov 30, 2022
Taaa getat
PoliticsRe: Bayo Onanuga: We Didn't Apologise To Duke For Using His Childhood Picture by Joshcoli(m): 10:01am On Nov 29, 2022
Asgard73:
Weda he apologized or not … Asiwaju no fit govern Nigeria as President.. in this life time and next

Osun in bag already
Oyo is cruising

Over 40% loading in southwest 3 states … if not outright win..

Haters can keep hating on Adeleke .. Apc urchin must keep wailing .. that’s what expected of them .. to wail

3 kings depose … 120000 useless Tinubu urchins sack.. from dia wayo job..

Thugs changed …

Adeleke is completely incharge ..instigate violence and see your papa brother wey senior your mama

All noise ends on this Nairaland.. not even on other social media .. na here e ends

Power to the people
No be likes and shares

Over 40k likes and shares .. yet e no transform to money or assets.. in a total nairaland month.

Power to the people
North 2023

E clear .. to clear


Atiku no get Opposition
Wotowoto on a cruise level

Comrade decrease this vawulence it's making my phone hot
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Stopped Talking To Me Because She Needed A ₦‎3 Million Wedding by Joshcoli(m): 9:36am On Nov 11, 2022
Ah... If only this man know what God is about to do for him

My brother I know you are blinded by love
Run oooo

Run ooooo
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia's "Dead Hand" Nuclear Trigger Can Wipe Out U.S, Europe In A Strike (Pix) by Joshcoli(m): 9:17pm On Nov 10, 2022
How many country is Russian fighting by proxy
Even a quarter of the use weaponry has being depleted
PropertiesRe: Building Of A Septic/soakaway In 13 Days - Photos by Joshcoli(m): 8:36pm On Nov 09, 2022
Thank you for this thread

I will follow exactly how you did here no need of engaging any engineer

Here's a link to my own project

https://www.nairaland.com/5131058/3-bedroom-bungalow-shimawa#77492542
PoliticsRe: Miyetti Allah, Rice Farmers, Others Endorse Tinubu In Minna by Joshcoli(m): 9:11pm On Nov 07, 2022
If Tinubu loses this election, that's the end of him because the money being spent can times three the Nigeria budget

He's throwing in everything he's got because this is a do or die matter

Hope the north doesn't fail him
TravelRe: Lagos: Bus Drivers Call Off Strike After Stakeholders Meeting - JDWAN Member by Joshcoli(m): 7:42pm On Nov 04, 2022
Emilokan and agbado crew will avoid thread as this
FamilyRe: The Aftermath Of DNA Test: My First Child Is Not Mine by Joshcoli(m): 5:06pm On Oct 26, 2022
Your emotions are already bottled up waiting to erupts momentoriously

Just wait till you will finally get to the stage of Killin her

A good woman that collect prick and give you another man's child

Ode Le leyi
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Greets Wike: "As E Dey Pain Dem, E Sweet Us Well Well" by Joshcoli(m): 5:48pm On Oct 18, 2022
Just the way akwa ibom rejected akpabio the same fate awaits Wike

Very soon we will say how has the mighty fallen
BusinessRe: Pictures Of Kaduna Galaxy Mall by Joshcoli(m): 8:56am On Oct 15, 2022
2 billion built this small thing,

Na so Naira take useless
FamilyRe: Rebuttal- Complex Marital Issue Https://www.nairaland.co by Joshcoli(m): 11:38am On Oct 08, 2022
My brother it time to flex

She's on the loosing side
Don't worry about the kids

They will locate you
FamilyRe: Complex Marital Issue : Your Thoughts On This Please. by Joshcoli(m): 6:28am On Sep 30, 2022
A taste I your own pudding you come dey complain
TravelRe: Lagos Tests The Blue Rail Train Service (Video) by Joshcoli(m): 10:03am On Sep 28, 2022
Please I'm confused here, is bola tinubu still the governor of lagos state or sanwo-olu
PoliticsRe: Commuters Commend Tinubu/shettima-Nairaxi Transit Card Initiative by Joshcoli(m): 2:42pm On Sep 25, 2022
Ladies and gentlemen

Get ready to chop
chop as much as you can chop
then vote your choice

I wonder why your choice is now Peter Obi
RomanceRe: My Husband Met Me When I Was Doing ‘hookup’– Lady Shares How She Met Her Husband by Joshcoli(m): 1:59pm On Sep 16, 2022
wow... your husband must be very proud of you

He's SIMPleness has earned him load and loads of repect

My respect Your Royal SIMPle man

Never go broke because this babe will dump your SIMPle a**
Foreign AffairsRe: Uju Anya Insults Jeff Bezos: Says "Otoro gba gbue Gi" by Joshcoli(m): 5:31pm On Sep 09, 2022
This is nothing but boldness
FamilyRe: Help! Am I Wrong Asking My Wife To Talk To Her Mum by Joshcoli(m): 5:51pm On Aug 29, 2022
A woman who just gave birth is normally wild... Na simple thing dey trigger them

Just manage the situation till everything normalise
FamilyRe: Please Help Save My Marriage by Joshcoli(m): 2:40pm On Aug 28, 2022
I thought it was forex

Chai....
RomanceRe: I Mistakenly Got A Friend Pregnant And Now This Is Happening..wat Should I Do??? by Joshcoli(m): 11:10am On Aug 28, 2022
Eeejoooot.... While you where knacking bestie did you inform anybody

Carry you wahurlur and go

You lif has being compromised, fatherhood is not a joke

Body go tell you

You deserve cable for neck
PoliticsRe: LASG Explains Parking Fees, Lady Who Accused Government Apologizes by Joshcoli(m): 8:08am On Aug 28, 2022
Another avenue for local government touts to generate money.
RomanceRe: Should A Woman Be Bothered About Not Being Good In Bed? by Joshcoli(m): 7:05pm On Aug 26, 2022
A man who want to cheat will still cheat regardless if the woman is good in bed or not

Compatibility in marriage is not the in thing it's commitment

If you are comitted to your partner you will never cheat
FamilyRe: My Wife's Ex-Boyfriend Is About To Ruin My Marriage by Joshcoli(m): 10:14am On Aug 17, 2022
Soulflai:
I shouldn't have brought this here but the emotional bargage is too heavy for me to move on in. My marriage of 2 years is about to crumble.

I met my wife in Kaduna Southern part in 2017. Our relationship had been a long distance one as I base in Lagos while she also work in Kaduna, but we eventually married in 2020. The bone of contention is the issue of her ex. That point we are dating, I always caution her to cut communication with the guy, she will do it by deleting the number, but later I will find out they're still relating.

Last month, I purchased a new phone and I had to give her my own. So on the process of reinstalling Whatsapp on her phone, I retrieved all the backup Whatsapp messages 7 which left me devastated. The chat history with her ex really left me broken.

On multiple occasions after I paid her dowry, she met with the guy and they had sex. Multiple times pals! Even after marriage, when she is 5 months pregnant, the guy still had her with my baby inside her!

I am really broken pals, I confronted her on this, she started crying that she will cut communication with him. The guy even send some money to her account on difference time this year.

This is the height of emotional damage. I am just leaving each day just to find my leg financially. I am trying my best, but it is not enough.

Lastly, I called the so-called ex on phone to cut communication with her, the guy is in Kaduna I think while we are in Lagos. She also blocked him all avenues likewise. My decision now is that any time I discovered any form of communication between her and the guy, it is over with the marriage. I think she is not really in to me like that, which beg the question while she married me in first instance.

If am your brother, what advice would you recommend? I only choose to be lenient because the kids are just too small to have their parents separated early. If not, I would have sent her parking!.

Right now I am just not happy with life afterall.
What are you still doing in that marriage
Quit that marriage immediately
The marriage is dead and rotten already

When you see her each morning what crosses your mind... Nothing but an holosho

The sacred temple has being broken, there's totally no remedy

Move on, please move on and take care of your kids and forget about her

Also report the issue with her relative to embaras her the more, she's only guilty because she has being caught, forget those emotional game and crocodile tears she's playing on you
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Workers, NLC Demand 50 Per Cent Salary Increase Over Biting Inflation by Joshcoli(m): 8:36am On Aug 14, 2022
Not only in the history of Nigeria but the history of the world that no doubt this APC government is the most insensitive, choking and inhuman government to it's people

All they care is how to still remain in power

God forbid APC in 2023
FamilyRe: Help! My Husband Is Starving Me Of Sex And It Is Affecting Me by Joshcoli(m): 7:35pm On Aug 11, 2022
LoveUdie:
"I got married in 2021. Ever since day one, my hubby and I have sex twice a month. I have tried talking to him but he'll say he isn't feeling fine. If I try to seduce him he'll remove my hand. I'll have to wait till he feels like having sex which is twice a month.

We don't have kids yet and we both work. I'm tired because I'm missing out on the fun of marriage. What can I do?"



What can she do house? How can she make her husband show more interest in sex?
There's alot to this
I believe it's a mental thing

- What are your experiences,
- Are you on the same page sexually when it comes to sexual experience
- If you are more experienced how have you talk down on his in-experience
- do you shout on the man and disrespects him because he's not meeting up
- How is your approach to him for not meeting up, do you shout on him or make him feel measerable
- nothing pushes a man far away from a woman like disrespect

A man will
respect those above him
Love those bellow thim
Fight those who claim equality with him

Submission is bringing your strenght under control

Maybe he's begining to see you as his mother who has authority over him and he can only respect her but he's not attracted to her

He may not tell you but your man is fighting a silent supremacy battles with you and you are not aware.

I wish you best of luck in your marriage

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