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Business / Re: Mini Importation: Did I Just Get Duped Or Am Still A Novice. by Joshkeyz(m): 1:35pm On Dec 05, 2014
dav8id:
sf express tracking section is not opening but your stuff is in guangzhou but the site did not indicate if micheal received the goods or not cause sf express awb section is not accessble...
OK thanks man.
Business / Re: Mini Importation: Did I Just Get Duped Or Am Still A Novice. by Joshkeyz(m): 1:34pm On Dec 05, 2014
slap1:
Has Michael even gotten the goods?
Michael said he has not and the seller said he has pushed. so that's why am confussed.
Business / Re: Mini Importation: Did I Just Get Duped Or Am Still A Novice. by Joshkeyz(m): 1:32pm On Dec 05, 2014
koredex4love:
Be calm,go to the right hand side of sf.express and change the.language to us english so that you can track the package.also,are you sure the seller wrote your name and number on the parcel? Also contact judy and not micheal for.your parcel.but be rest assured you are not scammed.NAIRALANDER AND SAM SHA!!!!!!UNA TOO USE TO THAT FOUR.LETTER WORDS.
thanks man so how do I contact Judy can you help me with his contact?
Business / Re: Mini Importation: Did I Just Get Duped Or Am Still A Novice. by Joshkeyz(m): 12:43pm On Dec 05, 2014
Gboliwe:


What site are you supposed to track it from?

3days is still early to start panicking. Relax

Who is Michael? A nairalander?
Michael is a shipping agent.the seller told me to track from sf-express.com
Business / Mini Importation: Did I Just Get Duped Or Am Still A Novice. by Joshkeyz(m): 12:13pm On Dec 05, 2014
After reading several threads on mini importation, I felt I should give it a try.I decided to import some watches just for the experience and to see how genuine the system is.I went on aliexpress,ordered the watches ( about 10 of them ) and payed the seller and asked him to ship to Michael ( Nonnykings).Asked Michael to shipped express for me.My seller said he has shipped to Michael and Michael said he has not received.its been three days.so the question is where are my watches.The seller gave me a tracking code 131708107790 the problem is I don't even understand what is on the site sf-express.com.The pros please should I begin to worry or I should just relax knowing that its been 3day since seller said he has shipped.
Business / Re: 7 Key Traits Of A Successful Entrepreneur by Joshkeyz(m): 9:27pm On Dec 04, 2014
self discipline...... wait wait wait no body dey up o.hahaha FTC feeling good.
Business / Re: It Pays To Guide Your Business Secrets by Joshkeyz(m): 8:32pm On Nov 28, 2014
why are people wicked ehn.
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by Joshkeyz(m): 10:02pm On Nov 22, 2014
I vote kulboy
cc dygeasy
Business / Re: Do It Yourself Importation Business Reviews/testimonies by Joshkeyz(m): 1:29pm On Oct 31, 2014
Business / Re: Do It Yourself Importation Business Reviews/testimonies by Joshkeyz(m): 1:28pm On Oct 31, 2014
ezehisaac:


yeah man, I'll do as I've promised



Ok bro, here's the link http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2013-New-Valentine-s-Day-Free-shipping-Fashion-Crystal-Jewelry-18K-gold-plated-Necklace-Earrings-Gold/730321288.html
what u mean you shared link?.you are the very first am seeing doing this you are the bomb man.thanks
Business / Re: I Started This Business With Only #3000 by Joshkeyz(m): 1:29pm On Oct 30, 2014
katordidi:
one comment here then
front seat.
Business / Re: Making 500k And Above From Importation of Customised Flash Drive And Other Items by Joshkeyz(m): 9:24am On Oct 18, 2014
Kolasheyi:
One cannot fathom the inherent profit in the sale of USB flash drive merely from the surface view, rather from critical analysis.
Original (not fake) customized (with your preferred logo printed on it) 8GB usb flash drive is sold in Nigeria within the price range of #1500-#2500, depending on the location and type. Whereas, a piece is sold at an average price of $4 in U.S or China which is equivalent to #668 ( 4×167=668). The average weight of a piece is 0.02kg. The normal shipping fee per kg is $4.8 and clearing #280 per kg.
Here is the calculation below;
100 pieces of USB flash drive will cost #68,992
100×$4=$400; 400×167=66800
Weight 0.02×100=2; 2×$4.8=$9.6; 9.6×170=1632
Clearing #280×2=#560
Total= 66800+1632+560=#68992
Selling 100 pieces at #1800 each will give #180,000
Yielding an interest of #111008.00
If 1000 pieces can be sold the profit will amount to #1,110080.00
Market
One can get high demand for USB flash drive as souvenirs from political parties, establishments, schools, religious organizations and so on. One can also sell to the general masses.
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pls when importing how do you get a good shipping company to do the shipping for you since Dhl is kind of expensive
Business / Re: ATM Fee: CBN Lied To Us by Joshkeyz(m): 3:54pm On Aug 27, 2014
Canme4u: Why won't I scream out loud when the SUBSIDY on ATM is removed?

(1) The only bank that installed ATM machine around my area"infact, it is inside my sch. Campus" is Access bank. They even installed it around the town.

Now, if I don't turn Access Bank's ATM to my personal purse, how the hell am I spos to use #300 to travel to where GTBank's ATM is?

If you ask me, I bliv ATM is a machine used in reduced the stress of both Bank and it's customers. Or do you want me to trek to #300 worlth TP road in other to withdraw 1k?

GTBank has the highest customer here in Oyo town, and as
I was @GTBank 4days ago to withraw some cash, could you bliv only 1 ATM machine is working perfectly while others were out of service or not loaded with cash?

O boy, come see long queue.... In a situation like this when I used my last Kobo to travel to where GTBank's ATM is and only 1 machine is working with unlimited people line up on a queue, If I used other Bank's Machine more than 3times in a month, at whose expense should it be



#WhichWay9ja



I must tell ya'll how it felt to be on FrontPage

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It feel so great. You know wah am saying


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Now, lemme use this medium to say ;

Good Morning Nigeria...and


God Bless Nigeria.

@all let us all adopt the use of prayer, that is, using supernatural ways to repair the physical unrepairable condition of Nigeria.


Just as it is said in one book.


Perdon my own English interpretation of this book, English is not my Father's nor my Mother's tongue and also, am not a native user of this book I just love this paticular quote.



"Find the goodness of Nigeria for those who want it shall prosper"
"

"E wa rere fun Orile Ede Naijiriya, tori ti Awon tiwon fee yoo se rere"


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Saying #GodBlessNigeria is the same thing as saying
#GodBlessMe cos am a Nigerian.

You know wah I mean

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In other news

cheesy

#BringBackOurGirls



#BringBackOurSubsidyFunds




Sent from SAGEM x1-2 grin
ontop your long essay only 13likes
Politics / Re: President Jonathan In Germany (Photo) by Joshkeyz(m): 10:10pm On Aug 23, 2014
talk2macs: We want a leader come 2015, not this....
only 5like.hw u wan take prevent GEJ for 2015
Nairaland / General / Re: 21 Death-defying Photos That Will Make Your Heart Skip A Beat! by Joshkeyz(m): 3:13pm On Aug 14, 2014
Ceasar1: Damn! I'm suffering from extreme acrophobia. I fainted whilst looking at these photos!
then yr ghost now up loaded it.
Nairaland / General / Why Do Some Me Touch Their Chest After A Hand Shake. by Joshkeyz(m): 9:45am On Jul 24, 2014
I have noticed something i find funny in some men after a hand shake,some of them touch their chest.so it got me wondering what it means...does it mean they are greeting you with ''one mind''.or what?.peeps what do you think about this or does this only happen in my place?
Food / Re: My Food Does Not Scent.what Could Be The Cause? by Joshkeyz(m): 12:36am On Jul 13, 2014
emiye: I have a feeling we tend to perceive less the Aroma of the food cooked by oneself , compared to the one cooked by others.

Maybe my observation is not right though, i also observed i tend to eat less if i did the cooking. lipsrsealed
hw u no go eat less u don taste am belle ful 4 kitchen na
Food / Re: My Food Does Not Scent.what Could Be The Cause? by Joshkeyz(m): 10:59pm On Jul 12, 2014
kekakuz: I have been cooking for as long as I can remember but one thing is constant.my food does not scent.most times when I serve food,people ask me when I cooked the food.this afternoon I was so frustrated that I had to put my nose in the pot to smell something but instead I got my nose burnt.
am I that much of a bad cook?
....eya pele.scent in food comes mostly from frying.nd it depends on what and what u used to cook.
Education / Re: 10 Uncommon Phobias People Have. by Joshkeyz(m): 7:31pm On Jul 12, 2014
Greyworld: Phobia is simply the irrational fear an individual express towards certain things. This high and prolong fear is regarded as a mental disorder in clinical psychiatry. Besides the commonly know phobias like fear of animals, insect, water, height, confinement etc, there are some strange ones which could be considered funny but people actually have them.

1. GLOBOPHOBIA: The fear of ballons popping.

2. OMBROPHOBIA: The fear of Rain.

3. POGONOPHOBIA: The fear of beards.

4. ERGOPHOBIA: The fear of work.

5. EMETOPHOBIA: The fear of vomiting.

6. ARACHIBUTYROPHOBIA: The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.

7. TRISKAIDEKAPHOBIA: The fear of the number 13.

8. NOMOPHOBIA: The fear of being out of mobile phone contact.

9. EOSOPHOBIA: The fear of daylight.

10. HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA: The fear for long words.
.....haba.fear of number 13 ke.that pesin no crious

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Education / Re: should i study agric? by Joshkeyz(m): 8:00pm On Jan 04, 2014
Obinnau: Pls dont quote the above post pls.
as am talking to u nw.am from udusok.am a pharmacy studnt.agric was wat they gave me 2.dat is wat they gv to non indigenes dat did wel.as 4 me.i applied 4 change of course.nd it workd.
Romance / Re: Dependent Attitude Of Nigerian Girls In Relationships: Poverty Or Greed? by Joshkeyz(m): 7:55pm On Jan 04, 2014
sakaguchi: It depends on the type of girl you're in relationship with.
A girl working in NNPC (not the filling station oo, company executive) still looking up @ you to make her hair definitely need #JESUS. So I'll call the. ones who do this paupers.
That's your answer OP. Poverty!



This nig__gar ahead of me, what did you use the FTC to buy? Some people cef!
wrong notion about relationship.
Education / Re: Reaction: When ASUU Calls Off Strike by Joshkeyz(m): 8:54pm On Dec 15, 2013
Danfodite: I will b so glad and make sure am d FTC
guy if u are frm udus na we go resume last o.
Culture / Re: What Are Cultural Taboos In Your Village Or Area by Joshkeyz(m): 11:23am On Dec 04, 2013
In my place,women dont wistle,u dnt pound yam at night,u dnt cut yr nails at night,u must open put cover b4 u drop it from d fire nd many more jare
Family / Re: Christmas Was More Fun As Child. by Joshkeyz(m): 11:44pm On Dec 02, 2013
Nw pesin no fit yawo(visit pple-weda u knw them or nt once they go giv u moni) again na.
Religion / Re: If You Were Asked To Preach In Your Church, What Will Be Your Message? by Joshkeyz(m): 12:08pm On Dec 01, 2013
I wud teach on 'the hidden price tag' certain tins we do as believers have a price...the lies we tel,adultery we commit,fornication,all manner of sexual sins have a price,bt since dis price are hidden we pay nd we dnt even knw..we mortgage our lives without even knwing it,we xchange our destinies without even been aware...bt the unfortunate thing is weda we knw it or nt we are paying....that is what i wud preach.
TV/Movies / Re: Nigerian Movie Mistakes by Joshkeyz(m): 8:43am On Nov 30, 2013
FOOL FINDER: They don't own the houses they use hence can't remove the stickers from them.But the cameraman and editor were to dumb to leave the stickers in the scene without editing it.
them no even see am.
Culture / Re: What Is The Pidgin Translation Of Your Native Name? by Joshkeyz(m): 8:34am On Nov 30, 2013
Ojochenemi....God na ma pesin

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