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Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of The Day - Best Way To Propose by Joshuadon: 3:04pm On Mar 06, 2015
HE JUST SHOWED THAT HE Z UNIQUE......


Shezhawt:
Super weird, however i don't think shez blushing... She simply can't contain his stupidity
Crime / Re: BUSTED: How Fuel Stations Cheat Customers by Joshuadon: 3:01pm On Mar 06, 2015
blackfase:

Op, that trick is a recall button on their dispenser. Someone must've bought N1000 worth within the last ten customers, so what they do is they take a note of which number any such amount falls between 1 and 10 and they just recall it, hence it shows the exact amount on the console without selling a drop. Smart of you...


THEIR METHOD OF CHEAT Z WAT I DONT TAKE, CUS THEY MAKE ME FEEL LIKE AM A FOOL,........
THEY CAN HONESTLY ASK FOR WHAT THEY HAVE CHEATED FOR,TO ME I DONT TAKE IT LIGHT WITH THEM??
Education / Re: Funny Picture Of What Our Next Generation Might Bring by Joshuadon: 9:52am On Mar 06, 2015
phabuloz:
Certainly new that phone fiddling has overwhelm everyone


THE NEXT GENERATION MIGHT BE A GENERATION OF IDIOTS...........
Politics / Re: 5 Things You Should Know About INEC's Smart Card Readers(SCRs) (PHOTO) by Joshuadon: 9:39am On Mar 06, 2015
MRLINGTON:
My question is..cant d polls be rigged with d help of card readers?? D battery doesn't run down?? We have no stable power supply..would generators be provided to help charge dem? Can't dis card readers be configured to help rig elections??




Nigerians still doesn't know how best to bring us peace nd credible elections....


I pray for d safety of the Corpers sha







Moving forward>>>>>
Sai GEJ
Sai DAP





FTC again..
No be new thing again cheesy

Celebrating 1000+ Likes on Nairaland
God Bless Seun nd d super mods



DIS UR 1000 LIKES DEY SHAK YOU OOOOOOOOsmileycheesy

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Family / Re: What A Woman Can Do (photo) by Joshuadon: 9:35am On Mar 06, 2015
leshluap:
end time things.


GUY DIS UR END TIME THINGS Z BECOMING OBSOLETE..........
wetin concern endtime with a man giving a helping hand.....
Nairaland / General / Re: Some "Home Alone" Characters People Exhibit. by Joshuadon: 9:28am On Mar 06, 2015
Velvet86:

mind urself oh


no vex
Romance / Re: Important Tips For All Ladies by Joshuadon: 6:06am On Mar 06, 2015
RomanceLander:


dont want to drag this name with any person......duh shocked


lol, cheesysmiley
Romance / Re: Important Tips For All Ladies by Joshuadon: 9:08pm On Mar 05, 2015
falconey:
LOL


guy ur moniker ought to be ROMANCELANDER
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Please Rate My Recent Business Card Design by Joshuadon: 8:13pm On Mar 05, 2015
Excellent .............
Pets / Re: Lady Gets Herself In One Minute Kiss With Her Dog by Joshuadon: 7:24pm On Mar 05, 2015
wakacome:
This is irritatingly irritating...now this makes me want to vomit****what is this world turning into?see as she even dey kiss the dog passionately like say na the most handsome man on earth she dey kiss....




APPARENTLY APPALLING

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Nairaland / General / Re: Some "Home Alone" Characters People Exhibit. by Joshuadon: 2:48pm On Mar 05, 2015
Velvet86:
making up with different odd colours of eyeliners, eyeshadows, lipsticks & powder..


just that.........abeg pick from the list no form?
Food / Re: Preparing Agama Lizard Tomato Sauce (PICTURES) by Joshuadon: 2:14pm On Mar 05, 2015
krall:
Hello Folks we are back again with exciting recipes that will tingle your appetite. I had a thread on how to prepare whole roast Agama lizard in 5 simple steps and though it was very helpful to many then, it got wiped out when NL was hacked.

Today I will be taking you on preaparing traditional agama lizard meals for yourself, your friends and your family in very brief and simple steps

Ingredients

• 1/2 kilo of matured agama lizard meator 5 lizards(red heads have tougher flesh while the green heads are more tender)
• 1 large bulb of onions
• Seasoning
• Dry fish
• Salt and pepper to taste
• Fresh Tomatoes

On how to rear your on lizards, check this link to my guide HERE


PROCEDURE

• Tie the lizard if live ones in a bag and allow to die by suffocation or better still drown it. This is to prevent rupturing of the internal organs

• Blend your tomatoes, boil the excess water away and set aside

• Clean the internals of the lizard and discard chop to sizable pieces.

• Put the chopped lizard in a pot,alongside the dryfish, add seasoning and onions and steam till its tender.

• Now pour oil in a sauce pan, add onions and allow to caramelize before adding the tomatoes and allow to boil for 5 mins

• Add the lizard and fish with the stock to the tomato, add salt now

• Add desired quantity of water and allow to boil for 7 minutes then turn off the heat and allow to stand for 3 minutes. If you got it right, it will resemble a rich sauce with minced meat. You can add vegetables if you desire.

Serve while hot

ENJOY!!!!

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THUMBS UP BRO, I LOVE SUCH RECIPE,YOU SEE ALL THE FORBIDABLES WE NEGLECT HERE, ARE THE BEST DELICACIES IN CHINA AND SOME OTHER COUNTRIES,THATS WHY THEY LIVE LONGER.........ALL WHAT WE KNOW Z EAT SWEET/SUCCULENT FRUITS/MEAT/FOOD HERE .......

MORE RECIPES PLS....MAYBE FOR

*RATS
*SNAKES
*SCORPIONS
*COCKROACHS
*BUGS etc .................,

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Family / Re: At What Age Can A Lady Get Married Precisely by Joshuadon: 2:09pm On Mar 05, 2015
nairalandbuzz:
There is no age limit in marriage. Its all about maturity.

Hint: Why not use the search to look for such topics here on Nairaland...

BTW:

If its a guy, 26 is the right age to start thinking about it and for ladies 22 is the age for them if they want to enjoy their remaining life after marriage.





oh YES, AGE DOESNT MATTER IT ALL CENTERS ON YOUR LEVEL OF MATURITY............
IN MY OWN OPINION 25 FOR A LADY Z OK.......


*MR MAN PLS I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEANT BY ENJOYING THEIR REMAINING LIFE AFTER MARRIAGE,
Celebrities / Re: I Had My First Tattoo At 15 On My 'watermelon' - Halima Abubakar [photos] by Joshuadon: 1:57pm On Mar 05, 2015
pls HOW DO THAT ADD VALUE TO THE SOCIETY?


??
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Has Not Killed Chibok Girls - President Jonathan by Joshuadon: 1:54pm On Mar 05, 2015
temitemi1:
Yes my president is speaking! GEJ till 2019!!!



dats an understatement


GEJ till 2050
Food / Re: Romantic Or Scary? Would You Eat This (photos) by Joshuadon: 1:47pm On Mar 05, 2015
Blackett:
Carrot is carrot. . . Dirty minds.

dirty minds indeed?? INNOCENT CARROTS ..
Education / Re: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by Joshuadon: 8:04pm On Mar 04, 2015
Dagah2:

Yea.....they'd accept the two sittings.


Ok, thanks a bunch......... kiss

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Education / Re: University Of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN) Chatroom by Joshuadon: 3:29pm On Mar 04, 2015
bigfrancis21:


As of 2006-2007, when I was admitted into UNN, yes they were accepting 2 sittings then, but I am not so sure of now.

pls can you confirm if they still do such.....!?
Education / Re: University Of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN) Chatroom by Joshuadon: 3:14pm On Mar 04, 2015
bigfrancis21:


2 sittings as in?


two waec results combined together to meet up the required grade
Education / Re: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by Joshuadon: 3:09pm On Mar 04, 2015
Dagah2:

.....
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NO.....they don't accept two sittings for Med.surg and Law.

tanks?what abt pharmacy and other medical oriented course.....
Family / Re: Why You Should CALL Your Parents Now. (A Touching Photo) by Joshuadon: 2:45pm On Mar 04, 2015
afolag:
Good post, I aslo want to use this medium to apeal to anyone holding a grudge against his or her mum for whatever reason to let it go. the pains she suffered to carry you for 9mnths back you and breast fed you is enough for you to know how much she did love you.
Thank you.
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A VERY SENSEFUL TOPIC?
Education / Re: 20 University Programs You Should Not Spend Money To Study In Nigeria by Joshuadon: 2:20pm On Mar 04, 2015
Piloeternity:
Mass Communication?? Mehn.... U go use am work for NTA


oga na wen NTA recruit last??

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Education / Re: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by Joshuadon: 12:28pm On Mar 04, 2015
Calyb:
I TOLD YOU GUYS THERE WILL TRAFIC WITH THE SITE DURING THE DAY. JUST CONTACT ME TO GET THE JOB DONE IN THE MID NIGHT WHEN THE TRAFIC IS LOW


do unn accept two sitting for med and surg
Education / Re: University Of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN) Chatroom by Joshuadon: 12:22pm On Mar 04, 2015
bigfrancis21:


Funny you. grin

What's up?

do unn accept two sitting for medicine
Religion / Re: “These Top Nigerian Pastors Are Candidates Of Hell Fire” – 7rys Old Girl. by Joshuadon: 8:26am On Mar 04, 2015
floragregs:
That's how to identify ogbanje in my place! They should use palm frond to flog manners into her.

claps should be included......lol

Meanwhile, this the end time when false prophets possessed by demons come out and say nonsense against popular and anointed men of GOD..........

MOREOVER. HEAVENLY RACE Z A PERSONAL THING ...........FACE UR OWN RACE.....

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Forum Games / Re: Let's Have Your Complaints And Suggestions by Joshuadon: 7:51am On Mar 04, 2015
luxanne:


Hello, have u checked google? U should have various definitions there smiley


of course? But couldnt find the appropriate meaning
Education / Re: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by Joshuadon: 9:33am On Mar 02, 2015
Pls who can give me the answer the definition of LIQUIDIFY IN GRAMMER
Education / Re: He Made A Mistake In His Jamb & Pjamb Registration(s), Advice Please. by Joshuadon: 9:27am On Mar 02, 2015
Pls who knows the grammer definition of LIQUIDIFY
Forum Games / Re: Let's Have Your Complaints And Suggestions by Joshuadon: 9:09am On Mar 02, 2015
Pls can some help me define LIQUIDIFY, and pls not the financial definition but the grammer definition
Celebrities / Re: Rasak Okoya Celebrates 75 Years Birthday With Wife Shade And Friends by Joshuadon: 5:41pm On Mar 01, 2015
Chiefpriest1:
Money!

HE NEEDS CHRIST TO CROWN IT ALL.....WITHOUT CHRST ALL Z VANITY.....BLESS YOU...............

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Family / Re: Please What Would You Do If Your Dad Refuses To Allow Yo To Change Church by Joshuadon: 5:36pm On Mar 01, 2015
Kayoski:
Op..i had dis same ish early dis year but mine was successful..the reasons are
i Just graduated from uni..waiting for nysc..although in my early twenties..maturity is a major factor...
Parents are more protective over girls than guys..ur father might feel u av an ulterior motive for your decision(like maybe ur trying to get close to a guy in the new church or sometin)..u could try convince them..but if its nt possible just endure till you are independent...
Good luck

@ op, like he has said you just have to ENDURE for now........cus notin z parmanent, a tym will come wen you may attend several churches if you wish.....

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