₦airaland Forum

YoursGEJ:
By the time this man is done, our official currency will be called Dangote. For example;

Person A: Madam, how much be one mudu of garri?

Person B: Na two Dangote I dey sell o

He's not stopping you from achieving same feat, is he? If I were you, I'd rather pray for my time to come than hate

Now where is the epic reply?

rydow:
Bought from Cotonou, Rebagged in Abba.

All the best!

Brain Sense

CHIJIOKE1314:
What better ways to describe madness if not when you saw a news flash that some BokoHaram was killed and you open the thread to see a display of modeled dead bodies with some tied up and you started shouting and singing praises to the legal murderers....

Don't be fooled, but you depict the real mad one..

When a constitutionally assigned soldiers arrested a criminal and bound their hands and legs, then snuff life outta them life chicken. .please tell me the difference between the soldiers and the criminals.. ?

I think madness is a Nigerian!

You're trying real hard to explain picture we both saw. You chose to see what you wanted to see..Period

michael142:
I don't Pity cults.

Pity their lost souls and the grieving family they leave behind

Like Femi Fani Kayode like Ayodele Fayose, loose cannons, always in the news for the wrong reasons

CHIJIOKE1314:
Read my post but don't misinterpret it as being pained that the Boko-idiots are being killed, Quite the contrary ...

I am being pained by the manner of which they were killed as claimed if truly they were killed by our constitutionally mandated security forces..

The picture depicts a clear fruad and evidence altering..

In as much as this fight against these vampires is an important one and we are so glad at the sight of their dead rotten bodies.. We should also know that we are encouraging extrajudicial killings of suspected criminals/terrorists. theirby, turning our children(soldiers) into monsters and killing machine..

Remember, while we encourage this barbarism by our uniform personals, there certainly will become a time when these terrorist would naturally be wiped out and guess who the killing machine activated in those young men has left....

Let us always insist that our uniform personals despite the upsets carry out their duties with decorum as inscribed in the UN rules of engagement and also consider the rights of the suspects as described by our various laws..

Good morning!

Honestly, you're mad and have no one to tell you. You need help

Sparksfly:
[color=deeppink]Hahaha! This is totally awesome! All this men treating women like fuckíng objects, your turn is coming![/color]

Now what's offense? Dating two sister...trust me one of the sisters knew and didn't care and the one that cared orchestrated the busting..

Mentcee:
Thunder strike that okpolo eye drug addict Tinubu for ganging up to foist the mmoron on us as the president.

Thunder!

Look at your sentence again, now who's the real slowpoke?

dasparrow:
@Bolded

It was JOSEPH and not Moses. Next time, get your biblical accounts straight.

Guess I typed the name of a colleague in my mouth at the time I typed, but thanks all the same, I'm sure you got the message

Bolt my idol!! Phenomenal! Go for the treble!!!

We're paying for our sins of yesteryears.. Joseph had a dream, he saw 7 years of plenty and 7 years of famine, wisdom made him advise pharaoh to gather enough for the years of famine, Nigeria failed to gather when we had surplus, now famine is here, there's hunger in the land

thundabot:
I DONT KNOW WHAT THE SENATES RE WAITING FOR BEFORE THEY IMPEACH BUHARI.


APC IS A BIG SCAM

Impeaching him will solve our problems, end boko haram, end militancy, revive the economy, increase our foreign reserves??

SweetJoystick:
How much did your friends invest in Okowa? Their mistake was taking the SSA role, they should have been gunning for contracts where they would recoup easily and fast.....

Where they will obviously do less and make more money...sigh Nigerians

PaulIdu:
This story has all the hallmarks of a paid slander. .it sounds like it was written in a beer parlour after 3 bottles of trophy lager and isiewu. Till I see him file for bankruptcy I am not buying this

Are you even Nigerian? How many broke rich guys file for bankrupcy around here? They just fizzle out and their creditors quit chasing them after a while after confiscating all they can

Kayendy:
This regime just looking for every possible way to make money from the citizens while we gain nth

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Airforce1:
stingyness is one of the many reasons I disliked my father

Child hood woulda been boring but mom spiced it up

God bless and keep you alive for me mom

Love you forever.


**Billionaire Ambition**

I really pray you're alive to read/hear this kind of comment about you from one your kids

She barely knew the man she married, just because of desperation, even when the signs could have been there that this man married her cos of her money, she was blindfolded by love and the surge of emotional chemicals..

Women used to bear the title 'gold diggers', these days men have perfected the skill and have overthrown the ladies on the chart

Pathetic!

Moderately stylish, me likey

kenonze:
This is improper


It should have be the order way round.


Abdulsalami meets President Muhammadu Buhari in Aso Rock.

Abdulsalami is the guest while Buhari is the host.
So Abdulsalami meets with PMB

Don't mind our accidental journalists on Nairaland

Doug07034780891:
Anybody that touches GEJ is seeking for the end of Nigeria as it is right now.

Bubu do your worst but at the end you will be shamed that GEJ is innocent.

Up GEJ

Who's GEJ that he shouldn't be touched, even a whole Jesus, was touched by the woman with the issue of blood..

Again I ask, whodaphuck is GEJ that can't be touched??

Imagine how heartless the girl that this is..tomorrow she'll tell an innocent man who's interested in marriage not to bother her past. If she's not able to bare children no more, the man won't know it's because of her evil deeds in the same past she's hiding. I sincerely feel for the unmarried guys out there

Diversification, food sufficiency, all these can be achieved, we're on track, pray we don't derail when oil prices pick up again.

Kudos to PMB!

RobinRay:
this doesn't change the fact that rice is still 23K in my side

#GarriTillBuhariGoes

*runs to go and buy groundnut*

Waiting for your #EatSandTillBuhariGoes then i'll know you're serious, op onu

'Loose kanyon' always playing the victim card, you were placed under house to what end? Other governors were not barricaded at their lodge, only Fayose was. This one ascribes too much importance to himself mehn...ok let's assume he was blocked, what happened to trekking there or using okada as he's famous for, bullcrap!

ConqueredWest:
Buhari's government is filled with dull people.

How can Jonathan who handed power peacefully be the one behind bombing.

When will this government filled with Afonjas and Cattle people ever use their brains to think things through.

This is how civil wars or disintegrations start.

An investigation is not an indictment, I don't see any wrong with it..

Who takes Fayose seriously? NOBODINHO

mordtonia:
Abule ado!
I remember that my first bf used to live there, that boi deceive me tire!!!
I hope he gets killed in this 'clash'.

Now it's obvious why he dumped your sorry ass, you sound off as someone who could sniff life outta him while asleep over a little argument..

You deserve to remain single and miserable for the rest of your life

9jacrip:
Where the area boys in your photos.

I dare ask too

Apelex:
Guy am not you guys... I just like many folks here work here.. Not even an indigene..

My bad..i apologize then for coming off a bit brute

Dear Ayodele loosekanyon Fayose,

APC/Buhari isn't the only one that wants PDP dead, I want it to badly, I probably want it more than they do, if they even do want it at all..

NoreenUG:
Dey there naa.
I stand to win 875K from betting.
And so far, NONE of the games I put don cut.

did I hear you say 875k?? Wow! Let's be friends please, at least just before you become rich