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Man looks like a monster.

Funny guy

AngelicBeing:
Hahaha, the lady wore Apc T-shirt and Fidifi wrapper, una go kill person with laugh for nairaland.com, that means Nigeria politicians are political prostitute

We just have to laugh off many things in Najeriya to remain sane.

The cap fits Ali Modu Sheriff Perfectly,

Having acted in that capacity before and in a major opposition party, his wealth of experience is unmatched.

Ali for APC chairman!

The things that some people consider as a deal breaker for which reason they can call off a whole marriage are sometimes surprising


An Indian man got angry and canceled his wedding just because the bride’s family failed to prepare his favourite mutton (sheep meat) curry on the day of the wedding.

As if the cancellation of the wedding just because of food was not ridiculous enough, 27-year-old Ramakant Patra married a different woman that same day to retaliate against the bride and her family.

According to the New Indian Express, the young groom had arrived with a traditional wedding procession to marry a woman in Sukinda, a town in the Jajpur district of Odisha, on Wednesday, June 23.

The bride’s relatives welcomed them warmly and took them to have lunch before the wedding ceremony kickstarts.

However, after Ramakant Patra, that the mutton (sheep meat) curry he demanded and prepared his teeth and throat for was not part of the wedding feast, he became furious.

He argued with the bride and the family which marred the wedding environment.

Out of anger, he canceled the wedding and all efforts to talk him out of the decision yielded no result.

He then proceeded to a relative’s home in Sukinda with his family and spent the rest of the day there.

Bent on taking revenge on the devastated bride and her family, Ramakant Patra reportedly married another woman that night before returning home to Rebanapalaspal in the neighboring Keonjhar district.

It appears he had conditioned his mind and body for a honeymoon experience that night, so he decided to adopt an alternative plan.

https://www.pulse.ng/news/metro/man-cancels-wedding-as-brides-family-didnt-prepare-his-favourite-food/s9x2r36?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=daily-2021-06-30

So that they ll give them final exploitation ABI.

You ll go and collect paper that may be useless.

Do your own too let other nations also congratulate you.

Onlinefarmstore:
Na God Hands we Dey ooo. Just completed my tour of Nigeria �� for the third time (all states visited) last week

Welcome back, hope you brought back goodies from your tour.

I visited your IG page too,

You and the Op are really trying, thanks alot to you.

Please by your experience, where can I get beans at the cheapest price right now?

Rajosh:
Textile science and technology

Wow that's great! Where are you working?

Rajosh:
U09

Greatest Abusite! Which dept?

Rajosh:
Are you an Abusite?

Yeah, U02. What of you?

Richdee1:
What did you study?

Textile Science and Technology

Richdee1:
What did you study?

Textile Science and Technology.

Richdee1:
How do you guys get this NGO Jobs??

it was based on recommendation.

Hmm... Op, mine is not straight forward sha.

I read Textile Science and Technology,
After my service year in 2011, I went into offline training in skills like cosmetics products production

when my contract with the NGO ended in 2014, I set up a laundry shop and ran it till 2017

2018 I got a job as the Manager of a Globacom partner Agency

2020 COVID19 came, I was laid off

2020 August I got a Job as the City Manager with a new Chinese Phone brand in charge of Benue and Nasarawa States

2021 May I resigned from the company.

Right now I am running a POS business while looking for another job.

Rubbish! When you put power in the wrong hands, this is what you get.

Even the Social Intervention Programs SIPs like the MSMEs were doing very well under VP Osinbajo,

Because alot of funds were involved, the cabal in the presidency removed SIPs from the VP's office to a ministry they created so they can have control over the funds

A minister who is alleged to have a baggage of corruption from Zamfara state was brought in to man the ministry

Since then the fortunes of the SIPs have continued to dwindle.

Check this out : https://desertherald.com/sadiya-umar-farouq-nigerias-face-of-corruption-nepotism/

https://dailynigerian.com/investigation-unmasking-the-real-dabinogate-beneficiaries/

Mtcheeew

Nigeria needs his type. Pair him with Osibanjo and see how things will change, but you ll never hear his name and president in one sentence.

Nigerians prefer the crooks so that they ll spend four years lamenting on social media.

It's a gentle reminder to Tinubu to "watch his ambition" by the EFCC wing of the cabal.

Main Cabal right now

Simplyleo:
This report will so excite ipob pigs that thankgiving might be necessary. In this case, there is nothing like; "who counted them"? Or "how come it is exactly 20k"?

Same beings will still dominate social media screaming at the top of their voices busy telling everyone how apc and pdp are exactly the same when the exact opposite occurs.

You that counted them, how many were they?

Thanks to God it didn't happen mid flight.

I boldly declare that the APC is a congregation of great liars.

The PDP was not this evil.

Wetin concern me concern Iya Basira stew.

Onlinefarmstore:
Op well done , welcome to the grains business. Before I start, let me give you a heads up to who I am before you criticize me, I have being following grains and agriculture in west Africa for five years I have visited all Nigerian states in agriculture and have contact to about five thousand farmers (a visit to my profile will tell you), and Instagram page @cheapmarketdeal or https://Instagram.com/cheapmarketdeal

1. Beans Business: Not all beans could be gotten from one location, or price or grade. For example, you people in the south west eat a beans called oloyin (Banjara) or olotu (drum or Bornoje). It is import to note that beans from Maiduguri axis comes in a small made that is converted into a misdoings nag that is finally converted into the Lagos bag. The Maiduguri beans is gotten cheaply in Gala LGA in a market called Muna market, and we buy as much as six thousand bags from it yearly. But for the sake of your exposure, I will limit it to the market you have being to. In Yobe state, their is a market called Kasuwa Hatsi, in Filka emirate, the farmers their are my paddies. The market is every Wednesday to Friday, for those looking into live stock business Kasuwa Shanu is also your best bet. And for those for pepper business Kasuwa Gwari is your best bet in Potiskum.
i. Dawanu market: this market is located in Kano, I personally don’t believe Kano is cheaper because:
A. It’s for the big boys- lots of warehouses
B. Used for a collection point, for easy mobility
C. Most of my guys source for then from villages and take them to Kano.

Hatsi (Yobe): it is located in Potiskum, but its limited, op am not sure what you bought was oloyin beans as in Potiskum it’s difficult to get it, what you might have bought may be big brown beans otherwise known as iron brown. Their bag contains forty mudu of sixteen cups and thirteen of their bags gives you ten Lagos bags. Transport is usually lesser here.

Muna market (Brono): located in Gala LGA , in this market we fund some farmers and in return we buy their beans off them. Their bags is usually the smallest and their beans is made up A-grade best. Three of their bags gives you two Lagos bags.

Mutum Bui (Taraba): Op note in this market you will find more of white beans and majorly corns and their likes every Wednesday.

Deruwa (Taraba) : same as above but I think it’s every Friday.


Let me shock you in Miduguri we buy beans as low as fifteen thousand a bag

thank you very much for this information. May your path be prosperous.

Redoil:
what if they are not as rich as Lagos akwa ibom and delta

should we black maiil them

they are not as rich as those States but their governors loot like the governors of those rich states.

Kaduna State as a whole has the highest number of military formations in Nigeria, it's an irony that so much banditry is going on successfully with the security agencies apparently clueless.

I talk

Good evening sir, you are doing a great job, please keep it up.

May God bless your hustle too.

Teetee777:
Unless u want to buy a full truck then you will get transport to anywhere. The only problem in taraba state is transportation to southern state. When I bought my grains in taraba, I entered Kaduna before getting to south west

why not through Benue to Enugu to Asaba then to South West.