₦airaland Forum

DeltaBachelor:
BRO abeg teach me the herbal medicine stuff and website abeg. Thanks

if you are really interested reach me on 070 three five eight two two six one four.

Olohitobu:
Interested bro

you can reach me on 070 three five eight two two six one four.

Mysteryman22:
Are you willing to teach some of these for free sir?

Yes free is relative. If you understand with me, we can work out something if you are really interested.

Timagex:
I'm highly interested in some of those courses sir...

you can reach me on 070 three five eight two two six one four.

*Herbal medicine preparation- it's not an all comers affair, I learned it from my grand dad.

*Chemical products formulation- soaps, creams, household cleaning products, disinfectants, paints, cold water starch, shampoos, Hair cream and conditioner, Methylated spirit and so on.

That's my area of study as an Industrial Chemist. I have been a certified Facilitator for some NGOs

*How to create responsive websites without coding- video course available.

These are not get rich quick and ebook selling schemes.

UndissolvedMeta:
I need it please

I can send you the already prepared one or guide you if you can do it yourself. O7O35822614 is my WhatsApp number.

BurntDodo:
And what's that?

it's a herbal preparation that clears ulcer within weeks. I can send you the already prepared one or guide you to prepare it your self O7O35822614 is my WhatsApp number.

BurntDodo:
Do you think an ulcer patient can take maybe half bitter Kola daily? Is it bad?

I can give you something to clear your ulcer within weeks.

Liar no fish in that potopoto, see how clean the fish is looking.

He s indirectly hitting the government.

VectorV25:
E go be God of now now. E popular

is it a reliable church?

macrodata:
There's this Prophet in Jos who told me about my mom's ailment she' had been managing for 5 years then. I was shocked because not even one of my friends knew about it. He ask that I bring her to Jos, I did and her healing started that week.

Same prophet told me about the girl I discussed the possibility of marriage the night before. He told me the next day on a Sunday service that if I marry that girl I was discussing marriage with the previous night, it'll be my biggest mistake in life. Funny enough she sat 2 seats away from me but didn't hear a word of what the prophet said, everyone one else heard it clearly.

The prophet's name is Ritabbi. The church is called Christ As Of Old Ministry.

which part of Jos?

Here in Makurdi I was told to return on Monday

Here in Makurdi my friend went but was told to return on Monday.

Where are the several supporters?

To your tents O Ndi Igbo

goshen26:
Especially wen Hisbah is destroying wat should bring in money

yes! You can't use your teeth to divide meat that you are forbidden to eat.

Vat ko VAR ni

Oga FIRS if you like keep insisting

What's the best practice in developed countries that we copy their democracy?

Every State should sit up and work to better the condition of their people..

faithfull18:
Can you imagine.

I tell you, Nigeria is in a mess.

Naira is on a Free fall

2023 is coming if una like make Una collect 1k bypass better people go elect yeye ones

[quote author= post=105352338]Can you just imagine this wickedness and calamity
Like wtf!
*HOME TRUTH*

*On every level, Nigerians are the problem of Nigeria*.
Read along to understand our reasons for saying so......

I run a manufacturing business and a trading business.
The biggest challenge in my manufacturing business is not power, or infrastructure, the biggest challenge is getting honest staff. Everyone we hire appears to be on a mission to steal as much as possible. Inflated invoices, recording less than the actual number of units produced. The worst part of it all is that all the fraud we've uncovered is not done by a single person, it's usually many staff who collude with each other, from production, to sales, to finance, even top management. There was a year I overhauled management 3 times in a year.........
But me, I've found a solution sha, I now use Indian management. So competent, so honest and so straightforward. I thought they were expensive at first with all the visa fees, accommodation, house staff, but now that losses due to staff theft have been reduced to a minimum, and efficiency increased, the Indian management has turned out to be cheaper than the previous Nigerian management. Now, all sensitive positions involving money go to Indians. Nigerians are only allowed in non-sensitive positions. I used to criticize companies like Dangote Group that hire so many Indians when there are many unemployed Nigerians, but now, I understand their decision.

My biggest challenge in the trading business is the same, getting honest staff. The form of trading occurs in the open market, and involves staff having access to huge sums of money running into a few millions. I know how much I pay to security companies to provide escorts for the staff, not to prevent robbery, but to ensure that the staff go straight to the bank to deposit the money after the day's sales and not disappear with my money. This money spent on security companies is even enough to be declared as profit. We have to spend on CCTV, biometric scanners and other things that wouldn't be needed if staff weren't looking for the slightest opportunity to steal.

It got so bad at a point that my main criteria for employing staff was no longer competency but honesty. At least, competency and skills can be learnt, but once you're dishonest, you're dishonest.

We always complain of the economy and how there are no jobs. I know people abroad who would have loved to set up job creating businesses in Nigeria but they can't because they can't get any trustworthy person to run it.

I know people in Nigeria with so much money, they want to start factories and other job-creating businesses but they can't because they are occupied elsewhere and can't get any trustworthy person to run the business. So instead of investing in the real sector and creating jobs, they'll just buy treasury bills, while the thieves are shouting no jobs.

Many big businesses would have been born in Nigeria if we could engage in partnerships, but we cant because you can't trust anyone. This is one advantage the Indians and Lebanese have over us in Nigeria. They can pull resources together and do mega-business, unlike Nigerians that because only one person must do everything since we can't partner, end up with small, tiny businesses.

Start a poultry and they will be stealing your eggs. Some will even go ahead to be killing the chickens so that they'll be allowed to take them home.

Start an entertainment/viewing/game center and they'll be pocketing your money. On the days you're around at the business, the money realized will be x10 of the money realized when you're not around..... Because they're eating your money.

Lease out a vehicle to a driver to use and watch as he'll finish you.

Start a restaurant, the same thing will happen. More than half of the total food ingredients will end up in their personal kitchens.

Even ordinary provisions shop, they will find a way to steal.

You'll see them with that their evil, wicked saying "na where person dey work, na there e dey chop, na e make dem dey callam workchop/workshop"...... Just imagine, justifying theft at work.

And you'll see these people point their crooked fingers at politicians when they're not any different. I usually say the reason most Nigerians haven't stolen billions of government money, is simply lack of opportunity.

*On every level, Nigerians are the problem of Nigeria*.[/quote]You should be awarded a PHD for this thesis!

The problem of Nigeria is Nigerians.

Preliminary investigation revealed that the rice was brought into the State from Katsina.

Also about 5 trucks of the repolished rice have been sent to the market already.

How this people manage to beat security is actually a vote of no confidence on the security agencies.

Where the Police is trustworthy, citizens provide useful information to arrest this kind of crimes

But in Nigeria, provide information to the police at your own risk

I and a friend almost became victims when we gave info to the Police about the suspicious movement of a certain 'aboki' in our area around the time Boko Haram were bombing places in Abuja

The man came back to confront us that one police man told him we reported him (they are both from the north)

Remove 'Nigerians' from Nigeria and she will be great.

It's alleged that the rice was brought into the State from Katsina.

ipobarethieves:
Dukku barrack?

yes Dukku barracks Batch B 2009

Government Day Girls Secondary School 2 Battalion Nigeria Army Birnin Kebbi, Kebbi State.

What has she been smoking?

Alpha or Delta variant, my own be say it should not prosper in Nigeria

Hospital no dey, Medicare is shitty. Your people are in Your hands O Lord!

Garbage Shehu Dan iska kawai.

[quote author= post=105082983]For more jokes : Text PDP to 419.



A party of looters and criminals that couldn't construct their national headquarters for 16 years want to build a country!
Awon werey 100%.

Perennial losers and thieves.
Party of confusion, looting and corrupt souls in disarray..

Truth is not bitter, just that people are bitter to the truth........

PDP in Nigeria again?!
God forbid bad thing
we rather vote for FRESH Party!!

We Rise. [/quote]APC nko?

Simeonjoe1:
How are we stealing people's contact?
But the customers read the terms and conditions before applying for loans.

Nigerians are always used to getting things free, they still want to ransack this one. Pls could we get our money back if we don't follow this due process.

I am not supporting those who borrow with the intention of not paying

Those who borrow and purposely refuse to pay should also stop that

But when you batter someone's image because of a loan of #3000, when they later pay what happens to the image you have destroyed?

What steps do you take to remedy that?

There should be a better humane way of retrieving your funds too knowing that some people may default for genuine reasons.

These people want to destroy Jos by all means.

This is a pile of Bull shit.
We know how Nigeria works

The Sin.ators, House of Rapes members,
State Legislooters, Ministers and commissioners etc are never owed.

NEXIT is not implemented because it's the poor masses that are involved period.

How long would it take to rectify those issues up there?

Nonsense.

APC and yeye fight against corruption.