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River State Governor, Rotimi Amaechi speech at his romance with APC, i pondered over his call that the people of Rivers state should be ready to spill blood for the revolution that he alleges is coming.
Speaking while hosting leaders of the All Progressives Congress, APC, who had paid him a visit to lobby him to join their party, an excited Amaechi said "They are so desperate that they have gone to hire Commissioner Mbu as the military wing of the PDP. One thing you should know is that the police will come after you. The only way to stop them is the people’s power. When you hear of impunity, It’s because you allow it. When you hear that Amaechi is courageous, it’s because I take risk. You must come out when we ask you to do so. There is no revolution without blood".
But Ben Okagbue, who is a renowned activists and notaed progressive said in response to Amaechi's call "So these politicians honestly believe that on their behalf the innocent citizens of Nigeria will hit the streets and shed their own blood? On what grounds? What have they done for us lately? Have they used our money to build state of the art hospitals so our people stop going to India to die? Have they built and equipped schools and universities so that we stop sending our children to Ghana for a sound education? Is it not the same Amaechi who found enough funds to buy and fly...around in a private jet? On what grounds are we coming out to revolt for them? And whose blood should be spilt may I ask?
Let them line up their sons and daughters and have them killed first. After that they can line up the people they gave contracts to. if the are looking for who to use for blood sacrifice, they should know that charity begins at home!
How many of these G7 Northern governors in question brought money to compensate the BH victims? What did even Amaechi himself do when Obassanjo and Yar'adua's govts were bombing his people? Now they are looking for innocent blood to spill. Look at Anambra state where innocent people were killed in a stampede. Peter Obi is busy investigating? Investigating what? Was he not there? Those poor people have died in vain yet the politicians did not stop their campaign and bickering for one second!
Enough is enough! Anyone who steps on the streets on the account of these theiving politicians must be completely stupid. If and when we are ready to revolt, we know who will call us. Most certainly not serving governors simply because they are out of favour. They are all dancing naked in the market square....we shall continue watching like it's a movie!

Joke Of The Day - Sell Your Husband on OLX.
Girl:- Dad, I'm in Love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in India and he lives in UK.
We met dating on Website, became Friends on Facebook, had long chats on WhatsApp, Proposed to each other on Skype, and now we've had 2 Months in Relationship through Viber.
I need your Blessing and good wishes daddy.
Dad said:-
Wow!! Really!! Then get married on Twitter, have fun Online.. Buy you Kids on eBay, Send them through Gmail and if you're fed up with your husband, Sell him on OLX.... hehehehehe

STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK:
1) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.
2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer: NO o! NA MY PAPA WHEN HIM YOUNG.
3) On ur wedding, one idiot walked up to you
as you
are about to take ur wedding pix with ur
wife...
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA CLASS MATE.
4)Give me your phone number -
0803476... ....THANKS.
SO YOU DEY USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE.
5)I listened to 9 o'clock news, it
was announced that the election was
postponed.
WHO TOLD YOU?
Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR FOR MY
VILLAGE.
6)Take this mosquito coil; e dey
kill insect fast...
Thanks bros. E DEY KILL MOSQUITOS?
Answer: NO,E DEY KILL ELEPHANT.
7)Standing in front of a police station* SHEY
NA
POLICE STATION
BE THIS?
Answer: No! Na Post office....
My name is Mrs Okeke. So u are married, no the Mrs there is my chieftancy title
ADD UR OWN JOIN!!!

AWKWARD TRUTH ABOUT NAIJA
HUSBANDS
There was a group of men gathered at
a conference on "how to live in
a loving relationship with your wife".
The men were asked, "How many of
you love your wife ?" All the men
raised
their hands. Then they were asked,
"When was the last time you told your
wife you loved her ?" Some men
answered today, some yesterday,
majority didn’t remember. The men
were then told to take their cell
phones
and send the following text to their
respective wife: I love you,
sweetheart...
Then the men were told to exchange
phones so one can read the other
wife's reply to the love message..
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone
again?
2. That was then,not now
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again I won’t
forgive you this time
5. Meaning ??
6. Is that a new song ??
7. Am I dreaming ?
8. If you don’t tell me who this
message is actually for, you will die
today …!!!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop
drinking !!!
10. Abeg na who be this ?

David woke up that morning as a shepherd
boy but before evening, he had been anointed
King. That is expected progress . This will be
your potion this season in Jesus name.
Before the end of today, your laughter will
know no bounds. Only if you can believe and have faith in God. As you go out today, everything God created will speak for your favour today. Amen.

BabaAlabi: A good friend of mine loves listening to songs by Terry G while another is into rock. Guess which one is writing JAMB for the 4th time?
I found an article which said that students who loved listening to Lil Wayne and Nicki Minaj performed lower in IQ tests. Does our musical preference correlate with intelligence?

yes absolutely it correlate

zeeayinita: not all fat women snore haba.. ma bestie is fat curvy n exremely cute n she doesnt snore

me i no like fat gals at all

Jamey Maxwell: My baby's name iz Kim kardashian

@max for your mind abi

@carmy dolls what do you think of some ladies who always say it's a guy that has a car they want to go out with or marry...

New here, show some love pls...

If you're proud and love your girlfriend or boyfriend. Kindly comment their name and show some love.

[color=#000099][/color] How many of your are enjoying the strike? And how, if you do?