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CelebritiesRe: Donjazzy Turns Judge On Instagram (Hilarious Photos) by jossiwan(m):
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... No D'banj case for him court?
PoliticsRe: Iara Oshiomhole Visits IDPs Camp Today,Donates N2m And Other Items To Them(Pics) by jossiwan(m): 6:54am On Sep 19, 2015
Oshiomole never impregnate this one?
CelebritiesIn 7 Points, Soundcity Blasts Jude Okoye And Psquare Again!!! by jossiwan(op): 9:17pm On Sep 11, 2015
The battle between urban music channel Soundcity and pop duo Psquare rages on. Soundcity has just issued yet another statement where they react to all allegations leveled against them by Psqaure and their manager Jude Okoye . In 7 cogent points, Soundcity clears the air in what the refer to as the ‘Last time’ they’ll be commenting on the issue. Dear Jude and @SoundcityTV Fans, Thank you for your tweets Jude; we will certainly address each of these tweets, especially since they are some sorts of allegation: 1. Of course, we did not think we are doing your group a ‘Favour’. Just like any other artistes, if you have a great material, we will showcase it on our channel and various platforms. Supporting, promoting, nurturing a talent isn’t a favour. It is obligatory, indeed? 2. ‘Begging PSquare’ to Tour with? We needed the content? Soundcity is a music and lifestyle channel, music and music programming forms 80% of our content while lifestyle handles the remainder. We are pretty sure the expense of touring with you then was much more than rotating music videos, make a business case out of this and you’ll see for yourself why we wouldn’t have ‘begged’ as you have claimed in your tweets…but hey! We did it for the LOVE! 3. Your job is to co-direct videos, and manage the group and ensure you do things in their best interest ‘reasonably’. Ours is to play the videos if we see them deem fit. Luckily, all your videos are co-directed with Clarence Peters, one of Nigeria’s biggest music video directors, partly a Soundcity Alumni. Please read between the lines of ‘reserving the rights to play.’ to fully understand what it means. Meanwhile, interestingly…our job also partly runs along us advising your group as per better professional input from us, for free. 4. We suggest rather than you wanting to ‘create’ a union in ‘we artiste’…you should speak and deal with your group squarely. NOBODY ever asked for your group to perform for FREE, only that we asked for a reasonable performance fee. You wanted to charge 10 or 12 Million or so. We are glad that a lot of artistes came through and yes; they played to their fans at the free event, for free. 5. We don’t pay Royalties? Your job as a manager is to ensure your artistes’ get their royalty pay cheques. Check with COSON and MCSN, SOUNDCITY pays Royalties every calendar year for music use on Soundcity and on sister channels, the platform carriers (DStv) doubles that effort too. Perhaps you should ask your colleagues in the industry about how that works. COSON is the Copyright Society of Nigeria and MCSN is the Musical Copyright Society of Nigeria, also you can learn more about COSON here http:// www.cosonng.com 6. What Blackmail? You decided not to work with our brand, we decided not to work with your brand by withdrawing your videos from our channel and completely stopped doing business with you. Not sure that’s what ‘Blackmail’ means. You took a decision, we took ours too. Simple. 7. Lastly, we will do something rewarding for you today! Please tune in by 3PM to watch # PSQUARE: THEN & NOW! Fans will be able to catch videos from the early years to present and also, #PSQUARE vs. #USHER: ORIGINAL DANCE OFF! By 3:30 PM today. Really, there is no such thing as ‘Boycott’ in premium entertainment. Actually, scratch that! We should but we won’t. We will do # CHRISBROWN vs #USHER: DANCEOFF for 3PM today instead, #ChrisBrown is trending right now on the Internet. This is the last time we are speaking on this, we have a number one TV channel to run. Thank you.
CelebritiesRe: 2face Announces Concert To Mark 40th Birthday by jossiwan(m):
MISSNORA:
I ll be there
*Modified *Please I want to start watching football matches....Which club do I support? Like for Man utd
and Share for Chelsea . I'm sorry I don't
like Liverpool or Arsenal
I will quote instead.
I will oblige you to go for Chelsea. Why?

1. A manager with 5 Guinness Book of world record.
2. Chelsea were the first
clubs to play with numbered shirts - on 25
August 1928 in their match against Welsh side
Swansea City.
3. Chelsea hold the record for the highest ever
points total for a league season (95) and the
fewest goals
conceded during a league season (15) - under
the management of Jose Mourhino in 2004/05.
4. The club's 21–0 victory over Jeunesse
Hautcharage in the UEFA Cup Winners’ Cup in
1971 remains a record in European competition.
5. On 19 May 2007, they became the first team
to win the FA Cup at the new Wembley Stadium.
6. Chelsea hold the record for the longest streak
of unbeaten matches at home in the English
top-flight, which lasted 86 matches from 20
March 2004 to 26 October 2008.
7. Chelsea's mascot is a lion taken from their
club logos and named Stamford The Lion. In July
2005 the costume was stolen from Stamford
Bridge by a Manchester United fan.

Support Chelsea. #ktbff #ThePrideOfLondon
PhonesRe: Photos: How Many Of Us Still Do This? by jossiwan(m): 2:13pm On Sep 06, 2015
DashMeYansh:
In the states our 2go is KIK. Never used it. I wasn't in naija when it blew.....but it has American server
So?
EducationRe: FUTMINNA 2015/2016 ASPIRANTS THREAD by jossiwan(m): 1:26pm On Sep 02, 2015
Please i will someone to help me out with DE past question papers. Please do add me up on whatsapp with 08136516282. Thanks. Femi Joseph by name.
PoliticsFull List Of Buhari’s Appointments Since Becoming President Of Nigeria by jossiwan(op): 6:06am On Aug 31, 2015
Since the inauguration of Muhammadu Buhari as the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, he has made 35 appointments. Here, according to Premium Times is a list of all Buhari’s appointments till date: 1. Aide de Camp to president: Lt. Col Abubakar Lawal, [Kano State, North-West and husband to President Buhari’s foster daughter]. 2. Special Adviser, Media and Publicity to the president: Femi Adesina, [Osun State, South- West]. 3. Senior Special Assistant, Media and Publicity: Garba Shehu, [Kano State, North-West]. 4. State Chief of Protocol/Special Assistant (Presidential Matters): Lawal Abdullahi Kazaure, [Jigawa State, North-West]. 5. Accountant General of the Federation: Ahmed Idris [Kano State, North-West]. 6. National Security Adviser: Babagana Monguno [Borno State, North-East]. 7. Chief of Defence Staff, Abayomi Olonishakin, [Ekiti State, South-West]. 8. Chief of Army Staff: Tukur Buratai, [Borno State, North-East]. 9. Chief of Naval Staff: Ibok-Ete Ekwe Ibas, [Cross Rivers, South-South]. 10. Chief of Air Staff, Sadique Abubakar, [Bauchi State, North-East]. 11. Chief of Defence Intelligence: Monday Riku Morgan [Benue State, North-Central]. 12. Director General, State Security Services, SSS: Lawal Daura, [Katsina State, North-West]. 13. Acting Chairperson, Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, Amina Zakari, [Jigawa State, North-West]. 14. Managing Director, Nigerian Ports Authority, NPA: Habibu Abdulahi [Kano State, North-West]. 15. Special Adviser, Niger Delta Amnesty Office: Paul Boroh, [Bayelsa State, South-South] 16. Acting Director General, Nigerian Maritime Administration, Safety and Security Agency, NIMASA: Baba Haruna Jauro [Yobe State, North- East]. 17. Executive Vice Chairman/ Chief Executive Officer, Nigerian Communications Commission: Umaru Dambatta [Kano State, North-West]. 18. Executive Chairman, Federal Inland Revenue Service, FIRS: Babatunde Fowler, [Lagos State, South-West]. 19. Director General, Budget Office of the Federation: Aliyu Gusau, [Zamfara State, North- West]. 20. Group Managing Director, Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation, NNPC, Emmanuel Kachikwu, [Delta State, South-South]. 21. Secretary to Government of the Federation, Babachir David Lawal, [ Adamawa, North East] 22. Chief of Staff to the President: Abba Kyari, [Borno, North-East]. 23. Comptroller-General, Nigerian Customs Service: Hameed Ibrahim Ali, [Kaduna State, North-Central]. 24. Comptroller-General, Nigerian Immigration Service: Kure Martin Abeshi, [Nasarawa State, North-Central]. 25. Senior Special Assistant on National Assembly Matters (Senate): Ita Enang, [Akwa Ibom State, South-South]. 26. Senior Special Assistant on National Assembly Matters (House of Representatives): Suleiman Kawu, [Kano State, North-West]. 27. Director, Department Of Petroleum Resources, DPR, Modecai Baba Ladan. [Kano, North West]. 28. Managing Director, Asset Management Company of Nigeria, AMCON, Ahmed Lawan Kuru. []. 29. Commissioner for Insurance and Chief Executive of the National Insurance Commission, Mohammed Kari [North-West] 29. Executive Director AMCON: Kola Ayeye. 30. Executive Director, AMCON: Eberechukwu Uneze. 31. Executive Director, AMCON: Aminu Ismail. 32. Group Executive Director, NNPC, Maikanti Baru. 33. Group Executive Director, NNPC, Isiaka Abdulrazaq. 34. Group Executive Director, NNPC: Dennis Nnamdi Ajulu. 35. Group Executive Director, NNPC: Babatunde Victor Adeniran.
PoliticsFani-kayode Mocks Nigerians Over Buhari’s New Appoitments by jossiwan(op): 5:29am On Aug 31, 2015
Former Minister of Aviation, Femi Fani- Kayode has reacted to Thursday’s appointments made by President Muhammadu Buhari, which favoured the North. Writing on his Facebook page hours after the appointments were announced, Fani Kayode said he had predicted such actions during the 2015 electioneering campaigns but Nigerians insulted and lampooned him. He wrote: "Nigerians wanted ‘change’ and now we have got it. No-one should complain because this is what our people wanted. Those of us that warned the country that this would happen were insulted and lampooned. Now we have to live with the consequences of our choice for the next four years. Welcome to the new Nigeria. Welcome to ‘change’ He then listed the key appointments already made by Buhari, which favoured the North. 1. President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria – north. 2. Senate President- north. 3. Speaker of the House of Representatives- north. 4. Chief Justice of the Federation- north. 5. President of the Court of Appeal- north. 6. Chief Justice of the Federal High Court- north. 7. Secretary to the Federal Government- north. 8. Chief of Staff to the President- north. 9. Chief of Army Staff- north. 10. Chief of Air Staff- north. 11. Comptroller General of Customs- north. 12. Director-General of State Security Services (SSS)- north. 13. National Security Advisor- north. 14. Director General NIMASA- north. 15. Chairperson of the Independent Electoral Commission (INEC)- north. 16. Comptroller-General Immigration- north. 17. Accountant-General of the Federation – north. 18. Commander of Civil Defence Corps- north. 19. Chief Security Officer to the President- north. 20. ADC to the President- north. 21. Principal Secretary to the President- north. 22. Senior Special Assistant to the President on media- north. 23. Chairman of the EFCC- north. 24. Head of Service- north. 25. MD of Nigerian Ports Authority- north. 26.DG of Nigerian Broadcasting Commission (NBC)- north. 27. Chairman NDLEA- north.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by jossiwan(m): 7:16pm On Aug 30, 2015
Sassybae:
Have you been disturbing me?
Have I? absolutely nat....

How ya weekend?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by jossiwan(m): 1:15pm On Aug 29, 2015
Sassybae:
Really? Nd u dint tell me? angry
Okay e get 1bobo wey dey disturb me here, abeg come help me lock am up
Which is?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by jossiwan(m): 12:20pm On Aug 29, 2015
Sassybae:
Lol
You welcome. Have a fun filled day
thanks... Fun in progress..
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by jossiwan(m): 12:03pm On Aug 29, 2015
Sassybae:
Lol dint know your birthday is today, besides we've never had a convo

Happy birthday anyways...WULLNP
I have alwayz "convo" u... but... U no de convo me back... Thankz 4 d wishes...
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by jossiwan(m): 11:54am On Aug 29, 2015
Not even a HBD 4rm my crush Sassybae.... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Events29th August. by jossiwan(op): 11:47am On Aug 29, 2015
''God has not finished with any one of us yet.
He is the
POTTER, we are the clay. As long as you don't
brag about your weakness forever,God will turn
you from what you are to what you should
be. Nobody is allowed to depress you becos
THEY
ARE NOT YOUR POTTER..
Learn from your flaws,Every flaw in your
life is a raw material in the hands of God..In
your flaws are hidden your strength.your perfect
imperfection will lead you to change.
BEAUTY isn't in being flawless,it's shinning even
thru your Flaws..
Those who hate u lookout for weaknesses &
faults & throw them against u but ur Job is to
love yourself because you were beautifully &
wonderfully made..
Never Again go around people who Run u
down. Move away from them...
There re millions of people who believe in you &
God will lead you to them very soon..
Be unique simple & Original in ur Own way...
Don't underrate me. God has not finished with
me yet.. I am His divine project
I am the best in the World..I am Unique &
Original,Never to die A PHOTOCOPY'' Happy Birthday to me and my fellow birthdate Mate.
EducationIs This Kind Of WAEC Result Possible? (see Photo) by jossiwan(op): 6:34am On Aug 21, 2015
I saw this waec result from my friends
cafe, I was wondering if this kind of waec
result is possible in Nigeria. OK if it is
possible, did the candidate use his/her own brain
to write this or did the person used any
expo or is it a mistake from waec?
These are the questions I do ask my self. So
see for your self if this is possible in Nigeria?

Foreign AffairsRe: Raffi Freedman-Gurspan, First Transgender White House Official (Photos) by jossiwan(m): 7:54am On Aug 19, 2015
Sunymoore:
Am I supposed to complain? Hell no.. Their country, their rules.. But still they are better than the hypocritical us..
May a doomed man never be better than you.
PoliticsRe: Photo: 3 Months After Losing Power, PDP Wadata House Rots Away by jossiwan(m): 7:46am On Aug 19, 2015
djdavisy:
Your sai buhari has achieved so much!? Bros na only lite we still see ooo and they are still taking the lite sef
The light issue is nt pMB handiwork, cox he hasn't spend a dime on any power project.
PoliticsRe: Photo: 3 Months After Losing Power, PDP Wadata House Rots Away by jossiwan(m): 7:42am On Aug 19, 2015
lingeriecity:
PDP wasted 16years of Nigeria

within 3 months my sai buhari have achieved so much

imagine what he will achieve in 8 years

my sai buhari
List his achievements pls!!!
PoliticsRe: Photo: 3 Months After Losing Power, PDP Wadata House Rots Away by jossiwan(m): 7:42am On Aug 19, 2015
lingeriecity:
PDP wasted 16years of Nigeria

within 3 months my sai buhari have achieved so much

imagine what he will achieve in 8 years

my sai buhari
List his achievements pls!!!
PoliticsRe: Fayose Buying Soup Ingredients In The Market by jossiwan(m): 3:53pm On Aug 13, 2015
Obijulius:
Class is when you build a useless website for an overrated Governor for 78million naira.

Class is when a President spends 2bn on a futile foreign trip.

Class is when a Senator shows off his wealth on social media for the poor masses to dream.

Class is when you type trash and expect you will receive praise for it.

To hell with class. Let's stop all this fakeness and be ourselves.
God bless you.
PoliticsRe: Fayose Buying Soup Ingredients In The Market by jossiwan(m): 3:52pm On Aug 13, 2015
chukwudi44:
So for you class is forming big man for the poor masses? No wonder APC failed woefully in ekiti state
Thank you... Good one there.
PoliticsRe: Fayose Buying Soup Ingredients In The Market by jossiwan(m): 3:51pm On Aug 13, 2015
HungerBAD:
You can go to School, but you cannot buy Class.

Only Governor without an iota of CLASS in Nigeria. But, again why was i expecting anything good from a PDP Governor.
Fool.
RomanceRe: Guys Be Careful Of Female Rapist by jossiwan(op): 9:31am On Aug 10, 2015
bigiyaro:
pisure or idonbeliveit
Believe it or not... you are on your own!!!
RomanceRe: Guys Be Careful Of Female Rapist by jossiwan(op): 7:30am On Aug 10, 2015
Exponental:
Have you see a she-goat on heat?
Humans are just higher animals. Being on heat can make a woman desperate.
Sorry about it.... but cant you help?
Bros!!! Just an innocent guy, trying to be a gentleman and different... Unfortunately the ladies are not reciprocating...
RomanceRe: Guys Be Careful Of Female Rapist by jossiwan(op): 7:27am On Aug 10, 2015
Ginaz:
I smell lies, pictures of you struggling with the girls or na tori be dis. gringrin
Well i am not surprise by your blunt comment. If the topic had been "Ladies beware of Male Rapist" you would have join the league of "all guys are wicked, men are animals" and would not care to ask of pictures or proof. Nevertheless, i smell you must be a rapist too...
RomanceGuys Be Careful Of Female Rapist by jossiwan(op): 7:10am On Aug 10, 2015
Just imagine inviting a lady over to my "sacred" house... She came along with her friend, after much discussion and laughter, she says she's feeling heat when the air condition was actually on... I wondered if she was OK!!! Before i could believe my eyes, they both starts behaving funny. They come out open that they want me to service them, i was surprised but refuse their "idea". All of a sudden they pounce on me. The struggle was not funny. Thank God i was stronger, i escaped and left them in my house. Hmmmmmm.... Sooner or letter "they will say guys are animals, guys are terribly wicked" What are we gonna tag this one's? I am still surprise with that incidence....
RomanceRe: 5 Challenges Of Being Lanky by jossiwan(m): 7:33am On Aug 05, 2015
[quote author=Babysho post=36606584]*A Lanky Person hardly gets the 'Target' he/she wants
A lanky guy or girl doesn't really get the person he/she wants because there is the possibility that person isnt into the he/she because of his height and lankiness .Especially for girls because boys dont like it when the 'Bae' is taller than them. embarassed
You got it wrong.... It is easier for tall gals and guys to get hooked up than their short counterpart


*Lanky Dudes and Ladies Never Look Good In Short Sleeve Shirts
Yea,their hands just come out of the sleeves,all thin and lengthy,they are a total turnoff in short sleeves.
U got dis wrong... Only if you are not fashionable enough... I am 6ft 3inch n i rock SSSs well...

It's obvious you are short... You just wanna try to feel yourself.
Short one's always feel intimidated by the height of tall guys.
Least you forget we take take pride in our height... #TeamT
SportsRe: Top 5 Facts About Community Shield, Clubs Involved And Their Managers by jossiwan(m): 5:28pm On Aug 02, 2015
INTROVERT:
you should see my brothers at home, they look dejected grin
Oops!!! Encourage them.... It's nothing. Just a little tactical error cost us the game.... Once a blue, always a blue... We live to fight another day... Do u know it's Arsenal's first goal against Chelsea in 2 n half years?
SportsRe: Top 5 Facts About Community Shield, Clubs Involved And Their Managers by jossiwan(m): 5:17pm On Aug 02, 2015
INTROVERT:
il post my unclad pix on my profile if Arsenal wins Chelsea. grin grin grin
We are waiting...

But remember In Mourinhos' words "I’ve never made a
special thing about wins over Arsenal. I don’t
explode with happiness when I beat them,
and I
won’t make drama when I lose." We Chelsea
fans follow suit...

So don't make a drama Miss...
SportsRe: Let Us Rank Chelsea Against Arsenal Players And See Who Come Tops by jossiwan(m): 5:13pm On Aug 02, 2015
In Mourinhos' words "I’ve never made a special thing about wins over Arsenal. I don’t explode with happiness when I beat them, and I won’t make drama when I lose." We Chelsea fans follow suit... Mourinho 13 - Wenger 1

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