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From experience? Very much correct... Finding it hard to deal with guys advances to my gf |
fedoralahot:wrong thing... His wife will go crazy when she finds out. Ask the man if he will love it when guys buys his wife gifts. Watch his reactions. You will get a perfect answer to that question. |
Get away na all the Northern parts insecurity de happen? Widen your scope before you post jargons. |
Can you burn your credentials From your first school leaving certificate to either Bsc, HND, PGD, or PHD for 8 Billion Naira?
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Is it wrong for a guy to be very over protective of his girlfriend? I heard someone says her boyfriend is over protective of her and its making him not to trust her. So, What impact does been protective have on a relationship? |
MisterLongman:Physical Beauty... And a perfectly matched Rontus and Kontus. |
MisterLongman:Guys are naturally attracted to what the see... Likewise guys are naturally attracted/admire a beautiful gal... |
sometimes I just wonder, wetin guys dey chop for beautiful girls??......It doesnt freak me...... ....I care more about my inner beauty....[/quote]Dating a beautiful woman to some guys increases their personal "EGO". This happens subconsciously... |
ideyhere:you're absolutely correct. Those walking by the road side will always want to touch and cut off the leaves and those birds are there to destroy the whole thing you planted. |
TRADELYN:Birthdate Mates, hope we hold a large banquet to show off our special day. Great and special folks. |
ideyhere:Hmmmmmm... From experience... Its a tough situation to cope with... |
ideyhere:"a man who dates a beautiful woman and a man who plants a corn by the road side share the same problem" |
Guys, who do you prefer to date. A very much beautiful gal A man that dates a beautiful gal and a man that plant a corn by the road side, share the same problem. While A man that plants bitter leaf in his garden and a man who dates a less endowed lady shares the same responsiblities. |
One of God's greatest creations is that of a woman. She is an awesome example of radiance, magnificence And stunning beauty. She is your mother, grandmother, wife, sister, aunt or friend- Always manifesting elegance and confidence that only she can convey. The world would be an empty place of existence Without the touch of a woman… Who would mend your first broken heart? Who would chase your fears away? The world is a much better place Because of a woman's true inner being… One of courage, determination and that of pure grace. Be thankful for all of the positive women in your life, For somewhere along the way … They prayed for you- Stayed when others left you- Comforted you- Held on when no one else believed in you- Took pride in you- Never lied to you- Respected and protected you- Nurtured and never forsake you- Who could not love, honor and respect A person who would give their all to you? Let us honor all women not just on this day, but every day- For some woman, somewhere has loved, honored and respected you … Why not thank Him for one of his greatest creations? For if it were not in His divine plan and some woman's caring heart- There would be no you or I, So, why not thank God for women? |
Breaking news!!! HOW TO CURE AND PROTECT YOURSELF FROM EBOLA VIRUS. A doctor from Iraq just discovered an easy way to cure n protect yourself from the dreadful ebola virus. This was the letter he sent on how to cure n protect yourself.صرت ضد " شرس شخصب شخصب منح دشت صحته سحب خط حبجا سي اىخص جرترضاء رحنانش بح حجم دليل هخ تلقى تلك بروح هخ ابتكر . ص بح مضى عجوزا سياتلانف. ضحى تراني جشانسب. . . . If I hear anything else, I'll still let you know..... |
Do you freak out or get offended when someone farts?? Well, its time to get over it!!!! Studies have now revealed that the smell of farts might actually be beneficial to your health. The study says there is a compound found in human farts and rotten eggs that decrease the cell damage responsible in part for cancer, diabetes, stroke, heart attacks, dementia and more. So guys, when next someone farts, please take your time to take in all in and enjoy the moment.... LOL
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Women are the most wonderful creature I have seen on Earth, but am yet to understand why some men are busy finding faults upon faults on them. Ok, lets look at them this way and tell me if am lying... 1. Women are the only creature that can change their original surname just for the sake of love. 2) They are most easiest creature to convince. 3) They are the only creature that loves from the bottom of their heart. 4) They are the creature that can prefer to go to bed with an empty stomach, just to make sure that their children feeds well. 5) They are the only creature on Earth that cries very easily, just to expose their inward disposition. 6) They are always awake even at the dead of the night just to make sure that their children are protected. 7) They can even sell out their cloths just to buy food for their children, and also see them smiling. They are always ready to sacrifice their livesjust to save the lives of their children. 9) They are always in the kitchen inhaling the smoke without complaining, just to prepare something for their children and husband to eat. 10) They are the only creature that can abandon their biological family and start up a new home with a stranger. 11) Even when they are battling with the pains of pregnancy, yet, they are busy looking after their husbands and children. e.t.c Appreciate your woman or your mother. |
Guys, I know women confuse the s**t out of you. I'll be the first to admit it: we can be totally and utterly confusing. But trust me when I say that there's a method; there are very specific things that women want from a man. And I'm going to tell you what they are. With that in mind, here are four straightforward things that a woman really wants from a partner. Please be aware that while this is phrased in in terms of what women want from men, I know there's a wide range of relationships, desires and needs, so the overarching rule is always: find a relationship that makes you genuinely happy! 1. She wants a man to take the initiative. To most women, the ideal date goes like this:A man figures out all the details and he makes it happen. Seriously. Just get it done. You may think that a woman always wants to be in control of what to do and where to go, but believe it or not, most women love it whenher man decides. The reason for this is we already have our plates full. Figuring out the details of a date is just another thing to add to our to-do lists. And we hate our to-do lists! One of the most enjoyable things about a date is that a woman gets to feel taken care ofby you. That's the best part. Your initiative is aseriousturn-on (I can't emphasize this enough). Take care of all the details, and your woman will feel so taken care of by you. 2. She wants a man to be present with her. Men, your presence goes a long way with a woman. What I mean by presence is your awareness, your connection to right now, and your uncompromised attention on her. Now, I'm not saying that you need to pay attention to your woman all the time. That's not possible, nor is it enjoyable for anyone involved. What I am saying, however, is that a woman desires a certain amount of quality time with you on a regular basis. This is nonnegotiable if you want to keep your relationship fresh, alive, and free. Women start pulling for more attention when they feeldeprivedof it. And, of course, this clingy behavior makes you back away. I get it — it doesn't feel good. The antidote for this is spending quality time with a womanwhen you can. We spend a lot of time with our partners, but much of it isn'tqualitytime. Sitting on the couch watching TV isnotquality time. Turning off your phone, looking her in the eyes, asking her questions and genuinely listening to her answers is. Make an effort to be presentwith your woman when you are able to do so. I promise you, her connection to you will flourish as a result. 3. She wants a man to praise her beauty. Yes, women like to be told that they are beautiful.What's wrong with that?! Many of us can be judgmental about this fact, but the reason for this is deeper than one might expect. We aren't talking about simple vanity here; praising a woman's beauty is important because she wants to know thata man sees her. He sees her light. He sees her radiance. He sees her uniqueness. He sees her heart. Again, I want to be really clear: it is not your job to convince a woman that she's beautiful. In fact, you can't. A woman must have enough self-esteem to accept your compliments. If she doesn't think she's pretty, there's no way she'll believe that you do, either. However, many womenwillbe able to take in a man's praise, and if she can, she'll want to hear it often. This is just part of being a woman — we should accept it as normal and encourage the beauty in us all! By doing so, the women of the world will brighten (literally, right before your eyes), and this means much more light for the world. 4. She wants a man to act like The Man. When I say act like The Man, I'm not talking about an inflated ego, arrogance, or a machismo attitude. These qualities do not inspire anything except distance from a woman. What I am talking about is this:Act with integrity in all that you do. Integrity is defined as the state of being whole and solid, as well as the quality of being honest and moral. So what it means to act with integrity is pretty simple:Be a good man. Know your impact on others and take that seriously! Be a man who cares about using his clarity and strength to make this world a better place. Without integrity, it is nearly impossible for a woman to trust a man. And without her trust, your relationship is going to feel like hell. You know what I'm talking about; it is not fun to be on the other end of a distrustful woman. The way to avoid this is simple …be trustworthy. Men, keep in mind that you have a lot to offer women and the world. So much good will come from you being the best man that you can be; women will benefit, and everyone else you come in contact with will, too. Ladies, please leave a comment below praising the great qualities of great men you know! I look forward to hearing from you. |
Here are the secret problems that women wish men knew about… and Dr. Dobson’s advice about what men can do to help their women: 1. LOW SELF-ESTEEM Women wish their men knew that they are struggling with low self-esteem and feelings of inadequacy. The wise man will constantly seek to bolster a woman’s confidence with compliments about her looks, how she runs her life, manages her home, the kids and her job. 2. FATIGUE AND TIME PRESSURE Women wish their men knew that successfully coping with the chores of a home, raising and caring for the kids – especially while employed outside the home – is often frustrating and stressful. The smartest thing a man can do is show his awareness of how much a woman actually does. 3. EXTREME LONELINESS AND ISOLATION Women wish men knew how lonely, bored and isolated they feel when men give too much attention to their careers or leisure pursuits and not enough to them. 4. LACK OF ROMANCE Women wish their men knew that what makes a man sexy is not so much his looks as his actions. A man can help his mate get into a sexy mood through acts and words that demonstrate his love such as tenderness and affection. 5. ANATOMY AND PHYSICAL PROBLEMS Women wish men knew that their moods and feelings can be affected by things like monthly cycles, pregnancy and menopause. A man should educate himself about the changes his wife experiences in her body during these times. There are plenty of websites on the subject. 6. TROUBLES WITH IN-LAWS Women wish their men knew they want to be in first place when conflicts develop between wife and mother-in-law. When a man sees a conversation between his wife and his mother heading for a dispute, he should diplomatically resolve it in his wife’s favor – or at least change the subject. 7. AGING Women wish their men knew that as they get into their 50s, 60s and 70s, they still think and feel as they did when they were younger and need to receive the same amount of love, affection and respect from their men as they did in their earlier years. Men should know that a kiss, flowers, a tender look across the room can do wonders for a woman’s mood and self-esteem. |
Nairalanders Help me please with your advise... My girlfriend's friend is pesting my life. She desperately wants to date me and i have told her times without number that i can't cheat on my girl, and if i will even double date, certainly not with her friend. All my efforts to get her off me has proved abortive... How do i get her off my neck and also to stop my girlfriend from been her friend, without my girlfriend knowing anything about her friend's plot to snatch her man from her... Advice please. |
BREAKING NEWS... From: The Boyfriends Association Of Nigeria To Girlfriends With regards to the meeting held today, the Boyfriend Association of Nigeria decided to go on a two months strike starting from 1st December, 2013. This strike is not to cause any riot or any form of breakup with our beloved girlfriends. We plan to use this strike period as a time for appraisal and re-dedication in our supposed relationship. During this period, all forms of communication (formal or otherwise) is allowed but all form of FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE will be put to rest. We assure our girlfriends that this supposed strike period, our commitment will be 100% and won't be questioned, also, this period will not, WE REPEAT, will not pose a threat to the relationship. Full boyfriend responsibility will resume on the 1st of February, 2014 to enable both parties plan for the upcoming valentine(14th February, 2014). We thank our girlfriends for their anticipated "Good Behavior" during this period. Signed President General. |
There was panic on Tuesday at Olori-Oko community, Ogotun Ekiti in Ekiti Southwest Local Government Area of Ekiti State, as a goat delivered a creature that looked like a human being. Olori-Oko community is about three kilometres to Ikeji Arakeji in Osun State. Residents of the community and people from the neighbouring villages trooped out to catch a glimpse of the strange creature. The goat was said to have delivered a ‘mystery human baby’ around 6am on Tuesday having fallen into labour around 8pm on Monday. Our correspondent learnt that some residents took to their heels on sighting the strange creature. A community leader, who spoke on behalf of the Village Head, Mr. Ganiyu Adetokun, (name not given) said a Pastor, Daniel Odedele, came to the rescue of the goat when it became clear that it needed help to deliver the kid. He said, “The ‘baby goat’ has human look, hair, head and female genitals. We were attracted to the scene as people raised the alarm.” The creature died close to an hour after as the people scrambled to catch a glimpse and take its picture. |
So these were some of the major activities that happened at Peter Okoye’s traditional weddingwhich held on Sunday. Video of Peter Okoye and Kaffy’s personally dance at the wedding was great to view. Well, Peter Okoye didn’t initially plan to dance, it was the MC Gbenga Adeyinka who coerced him into doing so by paying him N10,000. According to report, when asked how much he was paid for his first show, Peter answered Gbenga Adeyinka that he was paid N7, 500. The comedian offered to pay Peter N10,000 for him to dance, an offer Peter gladly obliged. After doing a few moves, the rest of the crew (without Paul) joined Peter on stage and danced to their hit song ‘Personally’. Also, Susan Peters was the ‘famzer’ of the day. If there was any celebrity that took the most photos at the event, it was probably Susan Peters. The actress was seen going round smiling, hugging and making every effort to take a photo with as many celebrities in the hall as she could. She (and Toke Makinwa) practically supplied bloggers with many of the photos on their Instagram pages. Moving on to the guests, Aliko Dangote and Folorunsho Alakija, the richest man and woman in Africa also showed up at the wedding. While Alakija had arrived at the beginning of the occasion and left about an hour later for another event on the mainland, Dangote arrived just a few minutes past 9PM when many of the top dignitaries had left. Abike Dabiri-Erewa was also there to honour the couple. You see, despite the presence of security personals both from private security firms and men of the police force and armed forces ‘area boys’ made their presence known as they rushed to the car of well-known celebrities and hailed them. Funke Akindele and Don Jazzy attracted the most attention. On his part, Don jazzy threw some crispy naira notes at the area boys which almost led to a stampede as they scrambled for the cash. Guests and journalists without their invitation cards were bounced and one of those affected was Soni Irabor. Well, ace broadcaster Sonny Irabor was almost refused entry into the venue. Irabor was dropped off at the entrance of the venue by his driver who then drove off to park. As he made to enter, the stern looking security guards who obviously did not recognize him refused him entry because he was without his invitation card. It took about 20 minutes for Irabor’s driver to return with the invitation card. And then twin brother Paul decided to sing a special wedding song dedicated to his brother and his new wife Lola. Paul invited a few members of their band who obviously were familiar with the tune, for the special acapella rendition of the song. After the song, Paul hugged Peter and said, ‘I’m very proud of you my brother, congratulations.’ In conclusion, the performances were nothing short of exciting. Although there were many music celebrities who attended the event, only a few got to mount the stage to serenade the couple. Some of them were Flavour, KCEE, Iyanya, Banky W, Tiwa Savage, J Martins, Phyno, M.I, Lynxxx, Ice Prince and Naeto C. |
This is a shocking revelation but we cant be totally surprised about something like this because this often happens in Nigeria, its not rare, remember when Naeto C's mother was not happy with his relationship with Sasha, so its quite understandable. The wedding of the year held on Sunday, was attended by several big names in the industry and also the richest man in Africa, Aliko Dangote, but the closest person to the twins Jude Okoye their elder brother was absent. Inside sources in the Okoye family say that Jude Okoye and a few other family members did not support their brother’s marriage to his baby mama Lola Omotayo. Some sources also also claim their late mother never supported the relationship too. ‘ Jude and some others don’t like her. They never gave their blessing for the marriage. Paul too, but he is his twin. Other family members who were there were reluctant to attend. Jude didn’t go because he never supported the idea from day one‘, a family source says. Some of the Okoye family members have even gone as far as insinuating that Lola Omotayo has allegedly constantly cheated on Peter Okoye. It was gathered there have been demands for a DNA testto really ascertain whether his children Cameron and Aliona are truly his. ‘ It’s that serious, they claim Lola sleeps around with her so called ‘uncles’, they want aDNA testdone, they just want to protect their brother‘. We could not independently confirm these allegations, and Adetu their publicist, insists there are no issues, that Jude was only MIA because he was stuck in Ghana. One of the couple’s friends also told us all these are ‘wicked rumours’. ‘Wicked, false rumours. Nothing can be more false and distasteful. They should leave them alone and let them have peace…’ Lola currently lives in a mansion in Park View estate, Ikoyi. The Okoyes are currently building their new home somewhere not to far from there. It is uncertain where the couple will make their home. Jude Okoye has been working with Psquare, his younger brothers since they released their first album ‘Last Nite‘ under Timbuk2 Music label back in 2003. |
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Leave him with peace 3. Don't check his phone (Msgs) 4. Don't bother him with his movements. 5. Allow him to watch his favorite sport. So whats so hard about that? HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY - It's really not too difficult but.... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a plumber 10. a mechanic 11. a carpenter 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. give her compliments regularly 45. Go shopping with her 46. be honest 47. be very rich 48. not stress her out 49. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50. give her lots of attention 51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes. BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT 53. never forget *birthdays *anniversaries *valentine *arrangements she makes. True or False? |
Here is an interesting historical fact. Just have a look at the calendar for the month of September 1752. Go to Google type "September 1752 calendar" & see for yourself. You will notice, 11 days are simply missing from the month. Here's the explanation: This was the month during which England shifted from the Roman Julian Calendar to the Gregorian Calendar. A Julian year was 11 days longer than a Gregorian year. So, the King of England ordered 11 days to be wiped off the face of that particular month. So, the workers worked for 11 days less that month, but got paid for the whole month. That's how the concept of "paid leave" was born. Hail the King!!! In the Roman Julian Calendar, April used to be the first month of the year; but the Gregorian Calendar observed January as the first month. Even after shifting to the Gregorian Calendar, many people refused to give up old traditions and continued celebrating 1st April as the New Year's Day. When simple orders didn't work, the King finally issued a royal dictum; which stated that those who celebrated 1st April as the new year's day would be labelled as fools. From then on, 1st April became April Fool's Day. History is really interesting. |
vivavik: I think this is just a joke and for fun. Kris loves bruce sillyits like you've been watching 3310 mobile tv all this while... Not to have known what has been happening |
“I got the number one album and the number 1 Kardashian in the world” said rapper Drake jokingly as he proposed to Kris Jenner in front of Kanye and the rest of the Kardashian clan. Drake and Kris met while rapper Kanye West was in the studio with him earlier this year for his ‘Nothing was the Same Album’ and the two have been inseparable ever since. “Some will say this is very light skin of me, well I’ll be light skin if it means getting to marry the woman of my dreams. Getting to spend more time with Yeezy won’t be bad either” Says Drake about the many critics he is sure to encounter from marrying a Kardashian that is more than twice his age. Kris Jenner who is currently going through a $125 million dollar divorce will not legally be able to ‘wed’ Drake until things are final; Which sources say is just her following in the footsteps of her s3x tape star of a daughter Kim Kardashian who was married for less than 72 days. (Fun fact 72 days is shorter than the lifespan of a house fly.) |
Peter Okoye & Lola Omotayo’ Traditional Wedding Invitation & Access Card Out P-Square star boy Peter Okoye and his bride-to-be, Lola Omotayo have released the invitation cards for their upcoming wedding. The traditional wedding ceremony of the long-time lovers who have two beautiful children together will hold this weekend in Lagos. Come Sunday the 17th of November 2013, Lola and Peter will be getting married under close security. Every invited guests have already received an access card to enter the secured building. Their wedding will be the talk of the town this weekend. Hmmmm security card for a wedding programme, na serious matter o. Wishing the couple a happy married life in advance. |
This Information is authentic until it is proven not by both team! The news was passed across by a member of the DB RECORDS which name has been withheld. Wande coalleft MAVIN records in June 2013 but he officially left the label after a PRESS RELEASE yesterday. I tried to contact Wande about this story but he decided not to reply instead he stylishly diverted the topic.. well, i assumed my story is true and i can publish since he neither approve nor reject the story. Having Wande coal on dbanj’s record label will be an embarrassment to DON JAZZY who lost the both of them. This story is yet to be officially confirmed but from our source we heard Wande is now living together with Kswitch in Dbanj’s House. Mavin records now has Don Jazzy, Tiwa savage, D’prince and DR.sid to show for. Meanwhile, DB records has D’banj, Kswitch, Jsol and now WANDE COAL to boast of. Seems the competition has just started…leego!!! |
This Information is authentic until it is proven not by both team! The news was passed across by a member of the DB RECORDS which name has been withheld. Wande coalleft MAVIN records in June 2013 but he officially left the label after a PRESS RELEASE yesterday. I tried to contact Wande about this story but he decided not to reply instead he stylishly diverted the topic.. well, i assumed my story is true and i can publish since he neither approve nor reject the story. Having Wande coal on dbanj’s record label will be an embarrassment to DON JAZZY who lost the both of them. This story is yet to be officially confirmed but from our source we heard Wande is now living together with Kswitch in Dbanj’s House. Mavin records now has Don Jazzy, Tiwa savage, D’prince and DR.sid to show for. Meanwhile, DB records has D’banj, Kswitch, Jsol and now WANDE COAL to boast of. Seems the competition has just started…leego!!! |
This Information is authentic until it is proven not by both team! The news was passed across by a member of the DB RECORDS which name has been withheld. Wande coalleft MAVIN records in June 2013 but he officially left the label after a PRESS RELEASE yesterday. I tried to contact Wande about this story but he decided not to reply instead he stylishly diverted the topic.. well, i assumed my story is true and i can publish since he neither approve nor reject the story. Having Wande coal on dbanj’s record label will be an embarrassment to DON JAZZY who lost the both of them. This story is yet to be officially confirmed but from our source we heard Wande is now living together with Kswitch in Dbanj’s House. Mavin records now has Don Jazzy, Tiwa savage, D’prince and DR.sid to show for. Meanwhile, DB records has D’banj, Kswitch, Jsol and now WANDE COAL to boast of. Seems the competition has just started…leego!!! |


They are always ready to sacrifice their lives