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Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa by Josskute(m): 2:42pm On Jan 14
Please who has found a cheaper option for the NVQ certification. Please help with the link.
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by Josskute(m): 7:39pm On Nov 20, 2021
MakelemiJnr:

In my own class
They said those who joined automatically is taken note of and used as attendance


I want to know what's next guys
We wait boss. Thanks
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by Josskute(m): 3:32pm On Nov 20, 2021
spacks:
just basic economics teaching. *risk of doing business. * sales *cost * costumer base * feasibility study * managing cash flow * Green business * funding and sourcing for funds * demand and supply * calculating risk. Etc... all for under 3hours teaching.. It was worthwhile though cool
bro please did they take attendance at the end of the class or what happened?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by Josskute(m): 6:27am On Nov 12, 2021
Mammangaddafi:
State?
Nassarawa
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by Josskute(m): 6:20am On Nov 12, 2021
Alert just came in now
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower: No Payment If BVN Reads "Invalid" Or "No BVN Data" by Josskute(m): 4:54am On Nov 11, 2021
doggedfighter:
Just as we have been spared from the shenanigans of Alexreports and the mods pushing it to the front page.



So shall be spared from Ezenwaez and Npower.
Rest
Culture / Re: Concise History Of Umudioka Town, Dunukofia Lga, Anambra State by Josskute(m): 1:46pm On Oct 26, 2021
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Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Josskute(m): 10:54pm On Sep 27, 2021
[quote author=mimzzz post=106221261]Please how did you go about getting captured diy.
Did you have to wait for a long time? Did you capture the same day
Currently there and I am waiting to be captured. Been waiting for a while.
Thanks

So sorry for the late reply. It was really stressful for me but I captured same day cos I waited till 6pm when they closed and I begged a very top Officer there. He ordered a guy top switch on his computer and capture me. The key is coming very early. Try getting there before 8 am

Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Josskute(m): 2:13pm On Sep 27, 2021
lovable85:


Please did you also capture in Abuja
Yes I did
Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Josskute(m): 12:45pm On Sep 27, 2021
Just collected mine at Abuja headquarters. Fully DIY, captured in June. Thanks everyone for the help.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower: My Dashboard Has Been Showing This. Please Help Me. by Josskute(m): 1:50pm On Sep 05, 2021
samuelson06:


If you can't wait or move on if you've not been deployed then kill yourself. Stop behaving like a child. nPower isn't going to solve your problems. Go a learn a skill.
You're very stupid. You and the persons who liked this rubbish.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower: Deployment Have Started, Please Check Your NASIMS Portal by Josskute(m): 1:39am On Aug 28, 2021
Nellsworld:

Am using laptop to check, it not even showing not yet deployed, its just blank
guy I'm tired. Let's just wait it out
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower: Deployment Have Started, Please Check Your NASIMS Portal by Josskute(m): 8:25pm On Aug 27, 2021
Nellsworld:
Mine is just blank and saying error, something went wrong, pls refresh after they told me to select another program in the afternoon
exactly same problem with mine
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power Begins Deployment Of Applicants by Josskute(m): 9:59am On Aug 27, 2021
floss:
Has anyone encountered this, I just saw it now
"The program you selected is not available in your local govt area, please select another program".
When I try to select no program is shown, the box is just empty.
I'm experiencing same. Any solution yet?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Josskute(m): 11:34am On Jul 11, 2021
Oldboss:
is conferdration cup holding next year i wan to check something
It's been abolished since 2019
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Josskute(m): 8:33am On Jul 11, 2021
LordAdamX:


Both times na Nigeria e win.

We never still win U-20 till now. Olympics nko; na still Kanu set carry am last.

Na wetin mk usbcable dey take am personal with them whenever Argentina jam Nigeria and dem dey support the fraud.

If no b Di Maria. Next Copa, dem for invite Nigeria, put us for final straight, mk Messi for fit win International Trophy.

-Lord
cheesy cheesy cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Josskute(m): 7:46am On Jul 11, 2021
LordAdamX:


E never reach 24 hours, dem don start.

When we start dey call am FRAUD now, dem go start dey fume.

Record na record. He don b GOAT. He don b GOAT. E don tey wen we b coronate am.

-Lord

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Josskute(m): 7:18am On Jul 11, 2021
LordAdamX:


Right back at you!

If e too pain u, use time machine, go back 2016 go give Eder injury; so that Ronaldo no go get International Trophy.

Useless CLOWNS!

Una feel say everybody b like una wen other people success dey pepper dem. When Ronaldo pass the official goal scoring tally. Pele congratulate am. Nothing dey inside. Your record na ur record. E don enter history books, e don enter.

-Lord
Omo cheesy cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Josskute(m): 6:29am On Jul 11, 2021
LordAdamX:


But Argentina don win this same trophy 14 times before today.

So why una dey bark? And nobody don ever deny Maradona he due recognition because he no win Copa America.

In fact, na only Messi fans dey Maradona videos on YT dey mock am say na e teammates carry am and na mistake he use win the WC.

Brazil-Argentina na Clasico. Anyone can win; with or without Messi.

Na why I dey call your MCM a FRAUD. There is NOTHING special winning a trophy your team has won 14 times with players when people no even know their names. Simeone win Copa America. E no even dey anybody legend list. Ronaldo don already win International Trophy. All the greats have. Even non-greats sef. So why una dey like tarnish person record because of inferiority complex.

Ronaldo win Euros. Na Messi fans go protest say no b am score or assist winning goal.
Pele score most goals. Na Messi fans go protest say no be real goals.
Maradona win World Cup. Na Messi fans go protest say e use drugs and e cheat with handball.
Zidane win World Cup. Na Messi fans go say e stats no follow.

Why ALWAYS una?!

No b football b d first sport to get several players with claims to be the GOAT. Racing, tennis dey like that. Other sport fans go deal with their debate with finesse; na only una go dey disgrace the sport.

-Lord
Why all these explanations guy? Sure say you dey alright?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Josskute(m): 6:28am On Jul 11, 2021
LordAdamX:


Na FRAUD dem dey organize competition like pageantry for. Even the tournament, na Argentina dem b 1 host am if not for COVID. All so he could win. Even the Best Player; them give am to Neymar and am even before match start.

All the teams wen don tidy am since, them carry give Brazil. Chile and Peru. Give am Bolivia and Colombia. Even the Colombia na Emilio save him dwarf a$$.

But nothing I tell you will convince you. I dey regard Piss fans as FLAT EARTHERS.

And I no need argue today. Mk una enjoy una time. 2016 was a LIT year for me. So I understand the feeling.

CONGRATS to all of you.

-Lord

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Celebrities / Re: 6 Davido’s Friends That Died Between 2017 -2021,he Was Accused Of Killing No.3 by Josskute(m): 11:45am On Jun 30, 2021
sunshineV:
30bg will blame wizkid for this
You're very foolish
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Josskute(m): 7:32pm On Jun 29, 2021
devvy44:
Messi fans giving him a Balon D’Or shout each time a player with a better season crashes out of the Euros is the most embarrassing thing ever

What will they now shout when he crashes out of the Copa
Rest abeg

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Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Josskute(m): 5:06am On Jun 17, 2021
poshemmanuel:

Yes very possible for someone to help you check for you and what's the latest update from the woman?
I'm in Abj, let's talk if you're still interested
Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Josskute(m): 8:53am On Jun 14, 2021
adebisilucy:
if you go yourself it's like 150-200 but third parties outside the court 700. Speaking for Lagos high court though
thanks a lot
Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Josskute(m): 6:14am On Jun 14, 2021
Please who have any idea of how much the court charges to endorse the guarantor's form? My cousin working in a court said I should bring 3k.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by Josskute(m): 7:34am On Jun 06, 2021
ManDZzz:
Pls I forgot my NASIM ID... How can I retrieve it? Thanks
login with your email. Its on your dashboard
Crime / Re: Ahmed Isah Slaps Man He Accused Of "Writing Names Without Permission" by Josskute(m): 4:01am On May 27, 2021
Messiah complex dey really getting to his head.

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Business / Re: Crypto Currency Has Finished Me! by Josskute(m): 6:54pm On May 20, 2021
KingsleyWabote:


Between now and August 2021, Bitcoin will be trading below $3500. I've done my personal analysis with the daily, weekly and monthly charts. Mehn! The coming months are gonna be hell.

Don't just take my words for it. Just keep on investing/continue to buy the deep till around August. An August visitor is on the way grin

Buy the dip and see the deep digging deeper grin grin

I don't invest in crypto for a good reason. I invest in stocks, stock indices and forex, but not crypto. Crypto has no intrinsic value!

Tell me, what's the yardstick for determining the value of cryptocurrencies? Unlike stocks and forex (don't even compare crypto to stocks/forex), you just keep your (fake) digital money somewhere, hoping for your account to swell up. And that's why it's easy for even an individual like Elon Musk to manipulate the market.

Confirm red blood will continue to flow guys grin grin grin

Warren Buffett, one time world's richest man warned you guys, you took him for an idiot and a total ignoramus. Una never see sumchin.
Oshey! Chart analyzer! Una no go kee me for this streets cheesy

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Technology Market / Re: The Xiaomi Thread Store by Josskute(m): 6:54am On May 19, 2021
genius43:


Contact jboixxx for an 18w charger.
thanks man

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Technology Market / Re: The Xiaomi Thread Store by Josskute(m): 5:59am On May 19, 2021
genius43:


The Redmi power bank is stated 18W which is QC 3.0.

The Romoss sw20 pro is also QC3.0 as well.
Boss please what's the best charger to get for redmi note 8?
Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Josskute(m): 10:17am On May 11, 2021
shawnmich:
Which state do you choose and how come 2023?
I don't have experience about DIY, maybe someone should help.

Abuja o, I reside there. I'm just confused
Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Josskute(m): 10:01am On May 11, 2021
I registered via DIY and made payment today. I just printed the acknowledgement slip and the interview date on it is August 2023, what does that mean please?

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