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Family / Re: . by Jossyfine(f): 10:31am On Jul 22, 2023
Scammer, go get a life.Thief
Food / Re: Which Food Can #1,000 Cook That Will Last For 3days? by Jossyfine(f): 6:20pm On Jul 21, 2023
DCmaverick:
My last card is #1,000 and am thinking of managing it for the next 3days. I need advice on hw to manage it.
please help a brother

If you live in Abuja (airport road precisely)I can give you spaghetti to add up.

the country is bitting hard🥲it’s just a matter of time. We shall all rise again 💪

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Romance / Re: Sisters, Kindly Give Three Reasons Why A Man Will Be Lucky To Marry You. by Jossyfine(f): 5:49pm On Jul 21, 2023
franchasofficia:
Hehe, if you are pretty and hot with all these fine fine things u mentioned then u are not supposed to clock 18yrs before them flood your papa hass oh shocked cheesy

Dad had his own principles spelt out to us……..you must have a degree backed by a source of income b4 bringing in a spouse😗

It’s now am appreciating his standard 🙌🏻

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Romance / Re: Sisters, Kindly Give Three Reasons Why A Man Will Be Lucky To Marry You. by Jossyfine(f): 4:53pm On Jul 21, 2023
What I bring to the table?…….. am the dammm table myself 💪

A great home organizer that can transform even if it’s a face me I face you room into a five star hotel.

My money making skill is second to none

If I cook for you eeeh, you will donate all ur village peeps to Akwa ibom government( my home state)with all sincerity Hilda bacci is still learning culinary skills 😔

I don’t need millions to prepare nutritious meals for my family, even with 2k i can still cook sumptuous meals 👍

My managerial skills in managing finances can even earn me the position of Honourable minister of finance 😀.

I think am waisting my skills in child welfare cuz if you see my kids , you will think they belong to dangote😄

Walai hubby adorned me with everything he has. He doesn’t give me money o, am a signatory to his account.Na me dey run the account for am.

I don’t fail to commit my family to God in any given opportunity .

And I can slay oooooooooo😘( full package )

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Romance / Re: Sisters, Kindly Give Three Reasons Why A Man Will Be Lucky To Marry You. by Jossyfine(f): 4:25pm On Jul 21, 2023
Savedday2:
The bottom line is all 9ja girls are ashawo both the ones forming GF or church girl. They are all the same.

That means ur momsi and sisters belong to the ashawo class abi?

The fact that you have never caught your babe doing ashawo, doesn't mean she is not an ashawo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 60K Job Offer after 5,000 Applications and 2 Interviews | What Would YOU do? by Jossyfine(f): 1:06pm On Jul 21, 2023
See the number of people viewing this topic 😧😧😧truly speaking Nigerian youths are massively under employed 😌☹️😭
Family / Re: Why Are People Not Respecting The Sanctity Of Marriage Anymore? by Jossyfine(f): 9:02am On Jul 11, 2023
taylor89:


@ taylor89You are so much right about this. Let us always give people the benefit of doubt instead of thinking negatively.Someone calling you at an odd hour, should even make you pick to know if all is well rather thank thinking he’s calling to ask the color of ur night gown.

Please, let’s grow beyond this negativity .Shalom

Be forming what I don’t know

A colleague called you at odd hour and your vagina mind went straight to toasting not thinking if he might be in danger or you might be in danger yourself

My boss once told me that even if we’re 10 inches away from each other like we’re seeing each other that I should never refuse to pick his call

Even if he asked me to come to his house and I’m already at the gate and he calls that I should pick the call and tell him boss I’m at your gate

Because you really don’t know when a call is for safety
Family / Re: Registered Toyota Venza Needed ASAP by Jossyfine(f): 2:22pm On Jul 02, 2023
tunbosun002:
I need a clean (both body and interior should be extremely clean) Nigerian used toyota venza ASAP.

Specifications: 4plugs engine
Thumbstart
Panoramic roof
Either black,white,silver or grey or any color you have available at the moment.
Year 2010 to 2012.

Please send pictures to my WhatsApp if you have one
for sale. 08160128909

Location is Lagos.




Extremely clean Toks standard 2010 TOYOTA VENZA, Keyless, untampered v6 engine, chilling Ac, clean leather interior, low mileage with original custom duty. Going for 6.7m

Family / Re: If You Knew What You Know Now, Would You Marry Your Spouse? by Jossyfine(f): 2:09pm On Jul 02, 2023
pappy4real:
I swear to God I wouldn't. She's totally changed and become a burden to my life. She's lost the life and vibrance and the romance in her, she's just pale, clueless and unwilling embarassed embarassed embarassed


Something went wrong along the line, trust me. Take her to meet someone she feels comfortable with to discuss and unburden her mind.

Her attitude could be from you or
Family / Re: Best Gift Idea For A Very Wealthy Man. by Jossyfine(f): 8:20pm On Jun 21, 2023
MaryAye:
Get a good artist to draw a portrait of him with a caption "THE NICEST MAN I HAVE EVER MET."

Even if he has other portrait, this one will remind him of his benevolence towards your family.

It's the slightest of things that move the rich and not the other way round.

This is a good suggestion but also hire these guys that blow trumpets to accompany you and ur family members while you present the gift to him.

N/B: the trumpet guys will be blowing the trumpet and singing along .
Family / Re: Alternatives To Spanking Children And Dealing With Rebellious Tweens And Teens, by Jossyfine(f): 2:35pm On Jun 21, 2023
They can’t have access. I want to learn from your experiences.
KanwuliaExtra:


Shhhhh
Pedophiles are watching. . . .
Career / Re: Why Do You Find Your Salary Disappointing? by Jossyfine(f): 12:20pm On Jun 21, 2023
Eduek59:


Please, show me the way🙏🙏🙏


I don't think there's any point trying to make salary and 9-5 workers feel discouraged about their current jobs

We should encourage and help them see the possibilities available online

I mean you can earn no less than 200k-500k monthly if you have a high income skill and the most interesting part is that you only need your phone and Internet connection to get started

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Family / Re: Alternatives To Spanking Children And Dealing With Rebellious Tweens And Teens, by Jossyfine(f): 8:55am On Jun 21, 2023
Please, how old are your kids?

KanwuliaExtra:


Corrrrrect!

I will NEVER send dem to boarding school lai lai!

I go raid dem room carry dem phone for night.
OMO! Westin my eyes see dia ehn? shocked
Even me for dis age konnot compete!

I just confiscated ALL PHONES JEJE and removed them from my family plan.

Then they graduated to stealing discarded phones or borrowed discarded phones from their classmates to tap into my Wi-Fi shocked

APC - INEC C-R-I-M-I-N-A-L-S!!!! grin

Thank my Gad I am techno savvy!
I activated my parental control feature on my home network and disconnected ALL DEVICES I DID NOT RECOGNIZE.✅ Dem weak!
Family / Re: Jos Market Woman Is Here For Your Foodstuffs Needs by Jossyfine(f): 12:03pm On Jun 19, 2023
How much is a bag of Irish potatoes?
Family / Re: Why Do Married Men Suddenly Lose Interest In Their Wives and try to avoid her? by Jossyfine(f): 3:32pm On Jun 16, 2023
Gamesmart:


Those lists you mentioned not all women indulge in them. Remember we still have homes with good morals.

N/B: majority indulging in a vice doesn’t make it right.




Abeg, cut the crap.

We are Africans and have family values?

But we are ready to put pictures of our asses and cleavage in tight clothes on the internet, kiss on screen, make private sex videos that are leaked, give interviews about our big breasts on national newspapers, give interviews discussing our household dirty linen, bang men outside our marriages ............................... but we cannot be ever seen in bikinis?

Typical woman! They will refuse and reject facts, reality and evidence that does not fit what they wish and stick with their delusions. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Africans and family values ko, Jerrican and olosho values ni. grin
Family / Re: Why Do Married Men Suddenly Lose Interest In Their Wives and try to avoid her? by Jossyfine(f): 9:42am On Jun 16, 2023
Gamesmart:


I knew you would struggle to name 10.

If you can only name 5 in known people's world, despite knowing lots of known people (maybe well over 100), then the rate will be worse in wider society.

Now let me go through the women you claim have "Killer" figures (hope you did not mean "Killer Whale" figures grin)

You must be a selfish someone,so you want to eat ur cake and still have it.

Cuz you haven’t seen their bikini body, you just concluded whatever in ya head.

We are Africans and majority of us are not comfortable exposing our bodies because of our culture and family values.

Enough please.Bye

May Edochie
Darling, this is not a killer figure. It is just an okay figure despite probably all her body contouring tools.

There are no bikini shots or skin-tight/latex-wearing picture of her. And one thing about women is that, if they are proud of it, they will flaunt it.

Just based on her shape while fully dressed (and with contouring tools), I would score her "fake" figure 8/10 for a woman of her age (38).

For all attractive women in general, I would drop her figure down to 6/10 (with contouring).



Annie Idiabia
Okay, I would give her a 9/10.

But she choose and fought for a dog herself, so she has no one to blame but herself.



Regina Nwoke
There are no picture of Ned Nwoke's wives online apart from Laila Charani, so I don't know how you concluded that his other wives are "damsels".

Or are you just being a typical woman where you create "reality" as what you wish it was? cheesy

Only Laila Charani that I saw her picture, and yes she was in shape, that said she is not the first wife and she is a Muslim, so she knew the arrangment she entered. grin



Caroline Danjuma
Are you having a laugh? grin

Another one that likes to flaunt her body online, but never in bikini or skin-tight/latex-clothes.

I would score her body 6/10, and I would not rule out she has done liposuction.

And she is someone that lies about her age. Only God knows what else she lies about to look attractive.



Adaeze Nwapa

Don't know and can't see who you are talking about.


So it is not like if these women are rocking Liz Hurley, Sophia Vergara, Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce, Kate Beckinsale, Heidi Klum, Manuela Arcuri, Aishwarya Rai' looks after childbirth.

Put any of those women I listed on Google search with the word "bikini" and you will see pictures of them still wearing bikini after childbirth and at older ages.

And note that majority of these women are older than the ones you listed.
Family / Re: Why Do Married Men Suddenly Lose Interest In Their Wives and try to avoid her? by Jossyfine(f): 6:06am On Jun 16, 2023
Gamesmart:


Let me mention at least 5 prominent women with killer shape and cheating husbands:
May Edochie
Annie Idiabia
Regina Nwoke( Ned other wives are damsels, yet he still craves for other wives)
Caroline Danjuma
Adaeze Nwapa( former DG nigeria content monitoring board’s wife.)


There are a lot around the society that are not social figures.

Men are just insiatiable.



That is why I said men's infidelity is a key contributor.

This is said, "beautiful damsels as wives and most of these wives have killer shapes" are really great exceptions. They are very rare and don't represent a large population.

I am sure if I asked you to name 10 such women, you will totally struggle.
Family / Re: Why Do Married Men Suddenly Lose Interest In Their Wives and try to avoid her? by Jossyfine(f): 10:24pm On Jun 15, 2023
Alvin212:


My dear, it’s just to have the spirit of contentment. Most men do have multiple side chicks with holes that haven’t dropped any kid.

A cheat is always a cheat chikina 😒


Hole wey don vomit baby and
And Hole wey never vomit baby can't be the same


I blame it on child birth
Family / Re: Why Do Married Men Suddenly Lose Interest In Their Wives and try to avoid her? by Jossyfine(f): 10:18pm On Jun 15, 2023
Samabu07:

Sure , we are doing what our financial strength can carry.

Cheers
The way and manner you survived 10 years and still counting, you will survive more years to come.

The points you listed are very valid. When struggling couples take your counsel, their marriage will take a good course to happy ever after.

So back to you, do what you have pointed out I am sure you will share more success stories.
Family / Re: Why Do Married Men Suddenly Lose Interest In Their Wives and try to avoid her? by Jossyfine(f): 10:14pm On Jun 15, 2023
Gamesmart:

Ur points are valid but have you noticed many rich men with beautiful damsels as wives still cheats.And most of these wives have killer shapes.
So the problem is not because their wives are fat or shapeless but they lack the spirit of contentment.

Most African couple especially the men don’t create room for romance even when their wives initiate it, they feel it a waste of time and resources.

But in all we move regardless 👍





Abeg, stop talking crap!



Marriage is sweet in the West where they do "romance" and "affection", but yet they are having 50% divorce rates?

Romance and affection ko, Lasgidance and defection ni.

If there are anythings that destroy marriages in Africa
, they are:

- Men's infidelity and broke-ness
- Women's propensity to be fat, out of shape and unattractive immediately after the first kid


Attractive women make men involuntarily be nice and romantic to them by default. A broke man worrying about money cannot easily be romantic.
Family / Re: Why Do Married Men Suddenly Lose Interest In Their Wives and try to avoid her? by Jossyfine(f): 7:50am On Jun 12, 2023
Sanguine:



Thank you🤗🤗🤗

Oh wow. You know, as much as I know marriage is good and beautiful (for those that are doing it right), I don't even envy anybody. Each one with his own cross that he's carrying.

It is well ma.
Sending you love from here. ❤️❤️❤️
The Lord provides all that you need and much more, and strengthen you in every ramification.
Family / Re: Why Do Married Men Suddenly Lose Interest In Their Wives and try to avoid her? by Jossyfine(f): 9:44pm On Jun 11, 2023
Sanguine:



So does it mean in the "10 freaking years" you don't practice all these things you listed out? 🤔

At times we are limited by finances and really weighed down by family responsibilities.

Meeeen it’s not easy atal.

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Family / Re: Why Do Married Men Suddenly Lose Interest In Their Wives and try to avoid her? by Jossyfine(f): 8:54am On Jun 11, 2023
bukatyne:


1. 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂

Have you tried infusing the above into your marriage since you know what to do?

Yeah, of course. I and hubby are trying to do the ones our finances can carry.

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Family / Re: Why Do Married Men Suddenly Lose Interest In Their Wives and try to avoid her? by Jossyfine(f): 11:12pm On Jun 10, 2023
All the comments above have not actually hit the nail in the right place. The major issue is that African marriages are not laced with romance and affection.
How do I mean?
* Most couple stop showing affection to each other once they start bearing kids and over see finish has crawled into their marriage.
* African couples rarely make out for themselves alone in terms of going on dates ( at least once in a while)
* Marriage is what you put in it ,that’s what you get, you should learn to do things together ie weekends both man and wife can create time to put the huz in order( not by force) but with love cuz it creates bond between couples.
*You can create low budget vacation for just you both without the kids.
*Once in a while try having sex outside the huz, look for an affordable hotel around ur area and maybe do just one night.
* Marriage shouldn’t be about the kids, cuz have noticed what most couple talk about the kids, bills and family issues.Spice it up a little and gist about ur selves, probably the sex you had the previous night😜
* Let there be stewardship ( you guys should always review ur attitude towards each other by asking if each is meeting up expectations etc)*

*Most African couple rarely send romantic messages unlike when they were dating when most times you wake up to see sweet soul piercing messages from ur lover. But in marriage all the messages are for purchases of huz hold items.

Marriage is sweet but not in Africa. Africa marriages are very boring😭

Am just wondering how I survived 10 freaking years 😳😳😳and it’s still counting 😔

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Family / Re: Need A Hacker? by Jossyfine(f): 6:36pm On May 22, 2023
Scammer
Family / Re: Would You Pay To Attend A Romantic Retreat/ Event For Couples ? by Jossyfine(f): 6:08pm On May 22, 2023
It will be interesting. Depending on the caliber of couple that’s on ur invite list.
Romance / Re: How Much Have You Made So Far This Year?? by Jossyfine(f): 10:51am On May 17, 2023
yrhuhfy113:


yes you can.... it is based on the JOB DESCRIPTION, some jobs like COMMUNITY MANAGER or any skill that uses A.I it will actually work for you using phone.


So that's it. then after your first salary, you can buy a simple laptop and upscale from there.

Please,Can I have a word with you?
Romance / Re: How Much Have You Made So Far This Year?? by Jossyfine(f): 9:15am On May 17, 2023
yrhuhfy113:


yes you can.... it is based on the JOB DESCRIPTION, some jobs like COMMUNITY MANAGER or any skill that uses A.I it will actually work for you using phone.


So that's it. then after your first salary, you can buy a simple laptop and upscale from there.


Hi
Have been in ur DM, I need to talk to you.

Kindly reply
Family / Re: Whatsapp Messages by Jossyfine(f): 9:24pm On May 09, 2023
Please don’t listen to him, he’s a fraudster.

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