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Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty Congratulates Regina Daniels, Shades Plastic Surgery Women by Jossyfine(f): 1:21pm On Jul 01, 2020
But I tot schools have been shut down. Can he tell us the school that is still on session in nijia [llquote author=Olibboy post=78370364]God will bless yhu as yhu want to help the poor boy. I know it's not easy. Drinking garri day and night just to survive in school [/quote]
Family / Re: Please Support Me To Raise Capital For This New Business by Jossyfine(f): 7:04pm On Jun 24, 2020
Endlesspeace:


Is that the little rat that quoted me with the above insult? Such a small rat has the impetus to quote me and spewed thrash because we are both on the same forum?


You seeking for help and still have this kind bad dey curse person. Even if you were provoked shocked

My dear, you can look for families that need washer, (go in the morning, wash their dirty clothes and get paid?) some pay monthly while some get paid weekly depending on ur agreement.
You can save from there and start up ur biz

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Romance / Re: Beware Guys: This Is What Girls Are Doing Now by Jossyfine(f): 10:19pm On Jun 21, 2020
Bros I don't need any of those nonsense cuz I am working hard to make my legit money.


konkonbilo:
I'm sure if you have the opportunity you'll get one for yourself.. We know ona type
Romance / Re: Beware Guys: This Is What Girls Are Doing Now by Jossyfine(f): 6:43pm On Jun 21, 2020
But guys learn to keep ur third legs in check.... Weather we admit it or not faithfulness is still Bae. Tell ur wives or serious girlfriends to wear waist beads if you so much admire it.

I pity those brostitutes Sha cuz dem go pay tire

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Family / Re: Your Behavior That Others Consider Weird Or Funny by Jossyfine(f): 2:51pm On Jun 18, 2020
I can't stand a dirty environment especially in the market where meat sellers stay. I make sure I wash my bathrooms every day Inshort am obsessed with hygiene cheesy

Even with 3 kids my house is more tidy than Transcorp Hilton hotel cheesy

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Family / Re: My Wife Is Circumcised And It's Affecting Our Sex Life by Jossyfine(f): 6:21am On Jun 16, 2020
Not at all. My still very active.
thalpy:


Nice one ... but you been circumcised did it affect your sex life in your marriage?
Family / Re: 23 Things To Do To Keep Your Husband Under The Control Of Your Love by Jossyfine(f): 9:46pm On Jun 06, 2020
Will all these stop husbands from cheating? Because many wives will do more of this if husbands will keep their third leg in check


quote author=reportnaijanews post=45705297]1. Call him by a pet name
2. Allow him exercise his authority as the head of the
family.
3. DO not challenge him when he is hurt.
4. Be silent when he is angry. You can go back to him in his sober moment with apology n explain why you
behave that way that annoyed him.
5. Be quick to say "I'm sorry dear" when ever you
offend him, insist on his forgiveness,appreciate and kiss him when he does.
6. Speak good of him before his Friends and siblings.
7. Honor his mother
8. Insist that he buys gift for his parents and so be
sure that he will do same for your parents
9. Surprise him with his favorite dish especially when
he has no enough money at hand and never delay his food.
10. Do not allow the maid to serve him food when you are at home. Because u may lose him to them.
11. Give him a warm reception with an embrace when
he returns, collect his luggage and help UnCloth him.
12. Smile when you look at him and give him
occasional pecks when you are out socially.
13. Praise him before your children sometimes.
14. Wash his back while he is in the tub or shower.
15. Put love note in his lunch box or briefcase.
16. Phone and tell him that you miss him.
17. Dial his number and on hearing "hello" just tell him
I love you.
18. If he is a public figure or politician gently wake him at the early hours of the morning and romance him to the point of demand. He will not be entice by any
other woman that day.
19. Tell him how lucky you are to have him as your
husband.
20. Give him a hug for no reason.
21. Appreciate God for the Adam of your life.
22. Always remember to pray for him.
23. Implement this law that your family will wake up
early in the morning to pray together and also pray together before going to bed in the evening...
May God bless your marriages.
Singles may you experience true love today and forever.
May non-serious people that waste your time be disconnected in your life In Jesus Name!!!
REMAIN EVER BLESSED!!!

SOURCE
http://www.reportnaija.com/2016/05/23-things-to-do-to-keep-your-husband.html

cc lalasticlala[/quote]
Romance / Re: Help Please. I Am About Canceling My Marriage Arrangements With My Baby Mama. by Jossyfine(f): 8:03pm On May 30, 2020
Bro, let me just summarize ur issue with ur wife.... There is lack of trust in ur relationship and that is one of the foundation if you so desire for a good marriage.
Make ur sex life explosive with her and keep yr eyes off all these street urchins.

Just try this recipe and thank me later
Family / Re: . by Jossyfine(f): 2:50pm On May 24, 2020
Why do you want to sell it?
Romance / Re: A Secret Only A Few Know. by Jossyfine(f): 6:17am On May 19, 2020
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Investment / Re: Earn Till Eternity by Jossyfine(f): 4:29am On May 18, 2020
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Family / Re: Fix Your Marriage Now With This!! by Jossyfine(f): 7:00pm On May 11, 2020
Nice inspiration
Eridaju:
My oldest daughter, Jenna, recently said to me, “My greatest fear as a child was that you and mom would get divorced. Then, when I was twelve, I decided that you fought so much that maybe it would be better if you did.” Then she added with a smile. “I’m glad you guys figured things out.”

For years my wife Keri and I struggled. Looking back, I’m not exactly sure what initially drew us together, but our personalities didn’t quite match up. And the longer we were married the more extreme the differences seemed. Encountering “fame and fortune” didn’t make our marriage any easier. In fact, it exacerbated our problems. The tension between us got so bad that going out on book tour became a relief, though it seems we always paid for it on re-entry. Our fighting became so constant that it was difficult to even imagine a peaceful relationship. We became perpetually defensive, building emotional fortresses around our hearts. We were on the edge of divorce and more than once we discussed it.

I was on book tour when things came to a head. We had just had another big fight on the phone and Keri had hung up on me. I was alone and lonely, frustrated and angry. I had reached my limit. That’s when I turned to God. Or turned on God. I don’t know if you could call it prayer–maybe shouting at God isn’t prayer, maybe it is–but whatever I was engaged in I’ll never forget it. I was standing in the shower of the Buckhead, Atlanta Ritz-Carlton yelling at God that marriage was wrong and I couldn’t do it anymore. As much as I hated the idea of divorce, the pain of being together was just too much. I was also confused. I couldn’t figure out why marriage with Keri was so hard. Deep down I knew that Keri was a good person. And I was a good person. So why couldn’t we get along? Why had I married someone so different than me? Why wouldn’t shechange?

Finally, hoarse and broken, I sat down in the shower and began to cry. In the depths of my despair powerful inspiration came to me. You can’t change her, Rick. You can only change yourself. At that moment I began to pray. If I can’t change her, God, then change me. I prayed late into the night. I prayed the next day on the flight home. I prayed as I walked in the door to a cold wife who barely even acknowledged me. That night, as we lay in our bed, inches from each other yet miles apart, the inspiration came. I knew what I had to do.

The next morning I rolled over in bed next to Keri and asked, “How can I make your day better?”

Keri looked at me angrily. “What?”

“How can I make your day better?”

“You can’t,” she said. “Why are you asking that?”

“Because I mean it,” I said. “I just want to know what I can do to make your day better.”

She looked at me cynically. “You want to do something? Go clean the kitchen.”

She likely expected me to get mad. Instead I just nodded. “Okay.” I got up and cleaned the kitchen.

The next day I asked the same thing. “What can I do to make your day better?”

Her eyes narrowed. “Clean the garage.”

I took a deep breath. I already had a busy day and I knew she had made the request in spite. I was tempted to blow up at her. Instead I said, “Okay.” I got up and for the next two hours cleaned the garage. Keri wasn’t sure what to think.

The next morning came. “What can I do to make your day better?”

“Nothing!” she said. “You can’t do anything. Please stop saying that.”

“I’m sorry,” I said. “But I can’t. I made a commitment to myself. What can I do to make your day better?”

“Why are you doing this?”

“Because I care about you,” I said. “And our marriage.”

The next morning I asked again. And the next. And the next. Then, during the second week, a miracle occurred. As I asked the question Keri’s eyes welled up with tears. Then she broke down crying. When she could speak she said, “Please stop asking me that. You’re not the problem. I am. I’m hard to live with. I don’t know why you stay with me.”

I gently lifted her chin until she was looking in my eyes. “It’s because I love you,” I said. “What can I do to make your day better?”

“I should be asking you that.”

“You should,” I said. “But not now. Right now, I need to be the change. You need to know how much you mean to me.”

She put her head against my chest. “I’m sorry I’ve been so mean.”

“I love you,” I said.

“I love you,” she replied.

“What can I do to make your day better?”

She looked at me sweetly. “Can we maybe just spend some time together?”

I smiled. “I’d like that.”

I continued asking for more than a month. And things did change. The fighting stopped. Then Keri began asking, “What do you need from me? How can I be a better wife?”

The walls between us fell. We began having meaningful discussions on what we wanted from life and how we could make each other happier. No, we didn’t solve all our problems. I can’t even say that we never fought again. But the nature of our fights changed. Not only were they becoming more and more rare, they lacked the energy they’d once had. We’d deprived them of oxygen. We just didn’t have it in us to hurt each other anymore.

Keri and I have now been married for more than thirty years. I not only love my wife, I like her. I like being with her. I crave her. I need her. Many of our differences have become strengths and the others don’t really matter. We’ve learned how to take care of each other and, more importantly, we’ve gained the desire to do so.

Marriage is hard. But so is parenthood and keeping fit and writing books and everything else important and worthwhile in my life. To have a partner in life is a remarkable gift. I’ve also learned that the institution of marriage can help heal us of our most unlovable parts. And we all have unlovable parts.

Through time I’ve learned that our experience was an illustration of a much larger lesson about marriage. The question everyone in a committed relationship should ask their significant other is, “What can I do to make your life better?” That is love. Romance novels (and I’ve written a few) are all about desire and happily-ever-after, but happily-ever-after doesn’t come from desire–at least not the kind portrayed in most pulp romances. Real love is not to desire a person, but to truly desire their happiness–sometimes, even, at the expense of our own happiness. Real love is not to make another person a carbon copy of one’s self. It is to expand our own capabilities of tolerance and caring, to actively seek another’s well being. All else is simply a charade of self-interest.

I’m not saying that what happened to Keri and me will work for everyone. I’m not even claiming that all marriages should be saved. But for me, I am incredibly grateful for the inspiration that came to me that day so long ago. I’m grateful that my family is still intact and that I still have my wife, my best friend, in bed next to me when I wake in the morning. And I’m grateful that even now, decades later, every now and then, one of us will still roll over and say, “What can I do to make your day better.” Being on either side of that question is something worth waking up for.
Source: Quora
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Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by Jossyfine(f): 12:06am On May 11, 2020
No,electricity was leaking in one of the rooms in my huz,bad connection from the electricrian. My dear, God just saved me.
Mylovelife:


Thank God you survived
Were you using water heater?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by Jossyfine(f): 12:02am On May 11, 2020
Nothing my dear, he just marked his second birthday. See his birthday pics. Grateful heart. quote author=intruder15 post=89375478]

Hope nothing happened to the child. [/quote]

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Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by Jossyfine(f): 2:36pm On May 09, 2020
Mariangeles:


Whoa!
Thank God you and the baby lived.
You can loud it again

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Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by Jossyfine(f): 1:00pm On May 09, 2020
Twas in 2017, i was electrocuted when having my bath was even 5 months pregnant. Thank God my youngest brother was staying with me then. He heard my shout ran and removed the fuse from the box.Then I dropped on the floor cos I was hanging on the mid air. Meeeen, it was a very scary experience cos I saw myself fazing outta this world.
I just keep thanking God

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Family / Re: Nigerian Man Reveals Why He Didn't Marry His Ex-girlfriend After Meeting Her Fa by Jossyfine(f): 11:42am On May 05, 2020
It is very true that getting a good woman is rare. But why is it that when a man marries or meets a good woman he takes her for granted?
Every guy here is claiming to be angel Gabriel now.


What do I even know sef�

LordIsaac:
Truth is a good wife is so rare... So rare! Check history... Study the women around and you'd know that a woman is a specie you must be careful of.
Romance / Re: What Nice Birthday Gift Can I Buy For A Female Crush. by Jossyfine(f): 11:46am On May 02, 2020
Very true, she will appreciate it so much. kiss
Tookool:
A nice hair ... every woman loves that.
40k should get you a good hair
Family / Re: Married Women,how Did You Cope With Your Cheating Husbands by Jossyfine(f): 7:12am On Apr 27, 2020
Why haven't asked urself why married men cheat openly and no one bait an eye lid but the whole world roars if a married woman is caught cheating.
My dear, its a man's world if you should quit ur marriage because ur hubby's cheating on you then you better think twice cos it rains every where.
Sit down and think very well before you walk down the aisle even though am not in support of infidelity but that's what the world has thrown on us. kiss

SweetCunt97:
How can he subject you to one dick for 10 to 40 years to come?

If you wanna get married, simply stick to your partner and the vows you both took.
Family / Re: A Forever Lifetime Investment! by Jossyfine(f): 12:33am On Apr 26, 2020
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Family / Re: Married Women,how Did You Cope With Your Cheating Husbands by Jossyfine(f): 5:20pm On Apr 25, 2020
How can you subject ur hubby to one pussy for 10 to 40 years or more. cry

Babe you are Wicked oooo..... Yes am a happily married woman with kids.
Family / Re: Share Your Stay At Home Experience With Your Partner. by Jossyfine(f): 5:54pm On Apr 24, 2020
It's been freakin fun.... Hubby is just thanking God for the Coro. We having a blast time with the kids.... But these kids just refused to nap even at nite angry

But it's funnnnnnn shaaa

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Jokes Etc / Re: Work From Home Empowerment Training by Jossyfine(f): 5:43pm On Apr 21, 2020
Please, am interested.
Jossyfine123@gmail.com
Romance / Re: What Do You Hate About Your Current Partner by Jossyfine(f): 1:07am On Apr 21, 2020
Kai mine chests so bad but takes care of the home very well. Hmmmmmmm
Romance / Re: What Do You Hate About Your Current Partner by Jossyfine(f): 1:06am On Apr 21, 2020
grin grin grin
doctore212:
Mine is not much.

She has a Ghana must go full of Pants with different colours.

My problem is that she doesn't wash them till when it remains 2.

On the day she will wash it, all the rope in our compound go dey occupy, including the fence.

Even the landlord car is not spared. Now the man is threatening to give me quit notice if she tries that again.
Family / Re: Sponsor Girlfriend University Education Or Use the money for Bet? by Jossyfine(f): 2:55am On Apr 17, 2020
Are you nursing the idea of sending ur side chick to school?
Just imagine what a married couple are discussing. I pity ya wife sha

mosesbola:
Hello Guys,
I was having a conversation with my wife this afternoon and we where arguing on the subject matter:

To sponsor your girlfriend through university education or using your money to play bet, which is more profitable?


You candid opinion is appreciated ...
Romance / Re: I Want To Teach Nairalanders How To Make Money At The Confort Of Their Home by Jossyfine(f): 8:49pm On Apr 16, 2020
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