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raayah:
So what? some women develop breasts that are not perky. Its natural. It has nothing to do with age at all!

Hmm, the way you quickly rush to reply her... I suspect your breast.

Flashh:
[color=#225484]Turn ons: She must be very clean (in and outward appearance), caring, intelligent, beautiful, smooth and clean skin, loving, good at cooking, hardworking, good sense of dressing, she must be endowed back/front.

Ladies who loves my family. A big turn on for me as well.

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Turn offs: Nagging, being nosy, leech, gold-digger, greedy, body odour, dirty, unkept V, ugly, big tummy, face with pimples, bleached skin, egocentric, rude, lack of good plans, liar and an illiterate.[/color]

Na wa o

oloribuz:
Toilet is still ok. What of people that take their phones to the bathroom?

For music I guess? Not bad! I do it.

dearsly:
Na blue film addict go d use fone inside toilet!!and

Or game addicts!

i have same issue... if u've gotten the solution, share it pls.

One of them is a pastor and the other is a business tycoon.

Phoenixx07:
bro its nt a scam o.av gotten my own 1gb wif 5h already

For real?? Where did u buy ur fone?
Cuz mine dint work, i calld and they said it's because i dint buy it from mtn shop.

07031391998.... Whatsapp please!

fearlesschicken:
A big thanks to everyone one this thread...

Gotten my phone and enjoying it to the fullest all those bad belle on this thread....mmmm there is God oh chai

Anyways who can suggest a good nice launcher and music player...the one I got, I don't like the sound its producing.

pls how does this 1gb stuff work abeg? I sent a msg but to no avail....

that 1GB stuff didnt work for me, i called MTN they said it's because i dint buy d fone directly from them.

davolas:
Dear God wateva dis headcount myt bring pls bring me out of it safely but it sorely blieve my POP date neva changes in jesus name

God is not a Nairalander.

ngorluv:
Those feeling like big boys and girls saying they are chilling in their parents place not bothered abt going should continue chilling. I know some peeps here had the intention to travel but got discouraged by them. You will be surprised they are not corps members. You better find your way back to your local government. Remember "every mallam to him kettle". when the punishment is being dished out na you go suffer am alone... Nonsense

Nonsense!

MizMyColi:
Since when did rats start cutting grass?

LWTMB

Foolish Faith!

Not bad and not good.

How much?

What's so special about boobs sef? It's just like any oda part of d body. Nothin special to me!

Interesting!

MrRobot:
Those that look like a church to you. Mumu?

*Does* not those!
MUMU.

u gotta be kidding me

tchidi:
Wusasa side... kai ma, ka na ina?

Ok. Ni ina a sabon gari.

tchidi:


Here in zaria, they say they regret voting him!! He has marked so many places for demolition.

Da Demolition Man!!

Which part of zaria u dey?

Never underestimate the power of UKWU!
This man's only offence was 'lookery'. Mere looking cost him his job. I'm sure if it was d main act, it wud have cost him his life.
But Mogabe u mean say u u neva look anoda woman backside b4?? Hmmm, I don't think so.

africandictator:
Personal text: Touch not mine anointed...!

So?

what about computer games?

lekjons:
8. stay away from women: if u don't have a girlfriend, good, if u do, break up.. they're the greatest iq drainer!!

Not all

africandictator:
from your quote it is clear you are a jobless english educator.well your four years studying english is not yet wasted.keep checking for error's in people's posts and who know's you might get a call up letter from a secondary or primary school soon..my earlier post was pun intended.. And my errors had to correlate with what i wrote..you are a stupid econo class citizen..

SMH! Chai, ur condition is irredeemable.

Tithe na by force again?

MilesMolesey:
I don't see anything wrong with the heading. was fits in well.

SMH! Another wasted school fees and university years.

kaka22:
10 Signs Your School Fees & Four Years Was Wasted In The University
@op... It should be 10 signs your school fees and four years were wasted...

Thank u! Him no know say him own school fees don waste already.

africandictator:
op well said... let me add mine.. Your school fees and four years, may have been wasted. if you keep coming to nairaland to create silly threads..
Like this one. op no vexx shaaaaa!

It may have been wasted if you dont know that not all courses in nigerian universities is studied with 4years... Sheeeeeeeeeewwwwwww..... Sips alombo..

it may have been wasted if you graduate thinking your degree will make you richer than dangote.. Smokes jedi and sk..

Yours is obviously wasted (if u're a graduate). Your grammer and punctuation is quite poor!

SapeleWater:
Aswear, e get one period wey I begin attend Christ Embassy church anyhow for Waff town bikos na babes dem go send to welcome u as a newcomer. Me na just to feel those boobs for my chest be my problem. Sometimes my prick self go stand depending on how the sister body take set. But if dem don know ur face too much dem no go begin hug u again, naim me sef go relocate to another Christ Embassy wey I see

LOL.. Imagine!
Funny dude

How do i check the balance or confirm if i've been credited with the mb?