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Agriculture › Re: Photo: Man Using Cow Urine To Bath by jotax(m): 8:04pm On Mar 10, 2015

Bros, that piss is medicinal o... It clears pimples from d face faster than anytin u can imagine! Go and find out

Crime › Re: Mighty Joe, Nigeria's Notorious Robber Executed In 1973 For Stealing N10 (pic) by jotax(m): 7:40pm On Mar 10, 2015

Etumgbe:
10 naira then be like 10 million naira now

Take it easy oga, ur Exaggeration too much!

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Romance › Re: Why Do Handsome Guys End Up With Ugly Girls And Vice Versa by jotax(m): 9:41pm On Mar 08, 2015

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. The girl/guy u call ugly, may b d finest to d spouse.
Besides, there's more to marriage than beauty and attraction.

Christianity Etc › Re: Picture Of What Will Befall Buhari Soon by jotax(m): 8:34pm On Feb 25, 2015

interesting

Politics › Re: Pictures of the APC Symbol That Really Got Me Laughing by jotax(m): 8:28pm On Feb 25, 2015

funny but true

Politics › Re: Wish To See Jonathan And Buhari Like This After Election!!!pic by jotax(m): 4:15pm On Feb 24, 2015

Hypocritic smiles...

Romance › Re: What Do Guys Really Love About Girls? by jotax(m): 4:01pm On Feb 24, 2015

1toRtoiSe1:
you have a point tho. But how come boys with no pubic hair are also in the game?

How do u recognize guys without pubic hair?? U're a suspect!

Politics › Re: Igbo People In Lagos State Are Parasites And Unproductive To The State GDP by jotax(m): 3:55pm On Feb 24, 2015

1toRtoiSe1:
someone told me that an ibo man won't be bothered if you sleep with his wife as long as you scream GEJ till 2019

someone told you?? Don't make me call u a FOOL.

Christianity Etc › Re: What Can We Say This Man Is Doing by jotax(m): 9:56pm On Feb 21, 2015

He probably has a mental problem, so the hot candle wax may be to help reprogram his sense. #mumu

Politics › Re: Pinshure Of Jonathan When He Was A Baby by jotax(m): 9:48pm On Feb 21, 2015

How dare u mock the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria like that?

Politics › Re: What Is The Husband Of A Female President Called ??? by jotax(m): 9:43pm On Feb 21, 2015

manhood!

Politics › Re: Senate Strips President Of Power To Ascent To Bills by jotax(m): 1:51pm On Feb 19, 2015

This is not good! It is totally unacceptable. I and my family, we condemn it!

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Politics › Re: How Nigeria's Problem Started(pics) by jotax(m): 1:46pm On Feb 19, 2015

Sleep is a natural occurence... He was probably tired.
I think we shud stop looking for excuses to our failure and work on how to correct our past mistakes.

Politics › Re: Shekau Threatens Nigerian Elections, Says It ‘will Not Happen In Peace’ by jotax(m): 3:37pm On Feb 18, 2015

egift:
PDP and lootocrats have fed you too many lies and propaganda. Say No to false information and lies.

May God save Nigeria and give us the leadership we need.

what is the lie?
*That she-cow has openly been indicating and threatening that what he wants is that sharia shud b adopted thruout d coutry? Or
*That Buhari has one time stated that 'insha allah' they'll not stop agitating for the total implimentation of the sharia law in nigeria.
I think u're d one who's misinformed!

Jokes Etc › Re: Did You Make Use Of Dis When You Were Still Young(pictures) by jotax(m): 3:31am On Feb 18, 2015

I am still young... And yes, i used it.

Politics › Re: Shekau Threatens Nigerian Elections, Says It ‘will Not Happen In Peace’ by jotax(m): 3:27am On Feb 18, 2015

But why the threats? Thought he'll be kinda happy that his fellow sharia lover is about to bcom the president if he wins... I dont understand!

Politics › Re: Hilarious Picture Of Buhari, Osibanjo And Shekau by jotax(m): 3:16am On Feb 18, 2015

Yes, good points!

Christianity Etc › Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by jotax(m): 7:04pm On Feb 17, 2015

ammyluv2002:
Which one be Missionary?

Pls When u get the meaning, come and educate me. I also want to know.

Romance › Re: How To Know You Are A Damn Side Chick...(photo) by jotax(m): 9:17pm On Feb 12, 2015

Nice creativity!

Family › Re: Why Do Ibo Men Get Married Late Compared To Other Tribes? by jotax(m): 9:15pm On Feb 12, 2015

Blackett:
Dumbass.

So how come each community in igbo land doesn't have a borehole for every lady that gets married? How come all parents with married daughters don't have more than 2 cars and I'm very sure your monumentally slow brain tells you igbos marry only from their tribe?

You are a what? A fool!

Chaiii... There is God!

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Family › Re: Why Do Ibo Men Get Married Late Compared To Other Tribes? by jotax(m): 9:11pm On Feb 12, 2015

InZA:
You don't expect a guy of legal means and income to be able to build:

1- A community borehole,
2- Buy 2 cars for the bride's parents,
3-Build a community primary and secondary school(all which are part of the bride price) before the age of 35...do you?... So that's why they marry late and that that's why if you take a census of the number of Single ladies in Nigeria as opposed to other tribes.. . Igbo ladies rank in first.

you geh mouth!

Politics › Re: Tinubu: "Election Postponement Is Democracy At Gunpoint" by jotax(m): 9:19pm On Feb 08, 2015

woreva!

Health › Re: Pela Tonye Okiemute: See What Bleaching Has Done To Him by jotax(m): 3:22pm On Feb 06, 2015

Odillz:
Dont be surprised that the color of his di!ck is like kulikuli

I shake my padded brea.st to all those altering what the Almighty has made perfect in his wisdom..

Ekwensu dey soak their cane inside ginger water.

Padded breas:t?? Like seriously?

Romance › Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Lover by jotax(m): 9:48pm On Jan 16, 2015

Clinton594:
Hian!!
what has a girl got to worry about when she is in a relationship.....

Are u a learner?

Romance › Re: Advantages Of Not Having A Lover by jotax(m): 9:43pm On Jan 16, 2015

izaray:
You no in dating, u can easily work away, when u are too

pissed up in a r/ship, some girls and guys even see double dating as part of fun in a relationship...

If you catch ur guy cheating, u can easily pack ur pulse and live witout turning back

But in marriages, if u try anything as cheating, and you are been caught, u go see ur bag 4 ur father house direct!

Off Point!

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Politics › Re: Coca-cola Company Mocking APC And PDP ( Picture) by jotax(m): 9:34pm On Jan 16, 2015

Yungmilio2:
9ja Space Booker
Abeg 20Likes for me Jor

Just like that??

Christianity Etc › Re: Who Is The Best Nigerian Gospel Artiste? (Pictures) by jotax(m): 3:29am On Jan 15, 2015

PITA

Christianity Etc › Re: Crossover Service: Nigerians Blast Chris Oyakhilome Over Gate Fees by jotax(m): 3:20pm On Jan 06, 2015

kingstylo01:
What da heck is wrong with this guy called Chris adultrykihlome?

Church don turn cinema ni?

u nearly kill me wit laugh

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastors That Are Poor Were Not Called By God- Uma Ukpai by jotax(m): 11:36am On Dec 22, 2014

MarvellousGod:
See the kind of men of God we have..... Imagine, church is business

I always encourage people to pay their tithe to the less privileged, orphans, etc instead of giving their hard earned money to all these money hungry pastors...God help us

But d Bible said bring ye all your tithes to the store HOUSE OF GOD... Not to d less priviledge or wateva

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Politics › Re: INEC - Has Registration Of Eligible Voters Ended? by jotax(m): 6:31am On Dec 17, 2014

i wish to know too. Cuz i've not registered.

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