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Politics / Re: The Good Decisions Of GEJ by joyceok: 8:08am On Jul 11, 2012
shedraq1: 1 Removal of petroluem subsidy

2 Subsidy Probe

3 Fighting Boko Haram

4 Appointing Dasuki as New NSA

5 Dialoging with Boko Haram

6 Thinking of 2015 Elections

7 Appointing New MD for Nigerian National Petroluem Corruption(NNPC)

8 Does not Care if the Northerners are killing and bombing themselves as long as the south is not attacked by Boko Haram

9 Add your own

Appointing Jega as INEC Chairman
Romance / Re: I Lied About Not Having A Job And He Ran by joyceok: 7:40am On Jul 11, 2012
dazzlingvixen:

Dis wld be d simplest test of my life then cos I don't mind living in a hut with u and eating palm kernel.

Na lie, now that you have BB9800 and BB Porsche,IPad, vibrator ,Honda Bullet or Jeep..and knowing that an average naija girl likes the good things of life...You will definitely look for very rich business man(wether single,separated,married or divorced and living in Banana Island) to marry you perhaps when you are approaching 40yrs and they would also pretend that their business has gone down the drain to test if you really love them....
Culture / Some Food For Your Thoughts by joyceok: 12:26am On Jun 07, 2012
Subject: FOR YOUR RELAXATION



WEALTH is when you buy a 1st class return ticket to the UK just to pick up a dress..(Money speaking)

TROUBLE is slapping a soldier in front of quarter guard in a barracks.. (you may not live well enough to tell the story)

FAITH is using the last money on you to buy a wallet.. (Abegiiii)

IRONY is having the Chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sports.. (you go fear naa)

STUPIDITY is having six cars while living in a rented apartment.. (Lagos mumu)

WISDOM is dating your landlord's daughter.. (Over straf)

FOOLISHNESS is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000.. (abegiii! Why not wait for the pirated copy joor)

LOVE is buying suya for your girlfriend and eating only the onions.. (that is true Calabar love)

STINGINESS is when you finish reading this and you don't copy and paste and send to your contacts..........make dem follow u laugh!!!

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Webmasters / Re: Webmasters Post Your Facebook Fan Pages Here by joyceok: 11:04pm On May 27, 2012
i have over 2000 fans at http://www.facebook.com/pages/Best-advertising-methods-and-best-online-businesses/275174155834553

and i have over 10,000 twitter followers @eugyno.

i will help you get twitter followers or facebook fans
Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy - I'm Gay & Head Of The Illuminati In Nigeria by joyceok: 12:21pm On May 27, 2012
sixty something years old charlie boy is suffering from derilia and mental illness
Romance / Re: Best Love Songs Top 20 (my Favourites) by joyceok: 12:40pm On May 26, 2012
mine best love songs are
1 PAKURUMO

2 OFO KASI BE

3 CHOP YOUR MONEY

4 YORI YORI

5 ALHAJA ALHAJA

6 IGBORO TI DARUN

7 IYALA IYA WON
Business / Re: Blackberry, Job Or Business: Which One Do Nigerian Youths And Graduates Prefer? by joyceok: 8:08pm On May 25, 2012
joyceok: None of you graduates is ever thinking of starting a business with at least N30K that you have used to buy yourself a blackberry that does not put money in your pocket.

I finished my NYSC three years ago and i had an expensive Nokia N90 Phone that was not putting money in my pocket,my old secondary school mate who had two shops in computer village and has only OND offered to employ me and pay me N20K every month.When he paid the first month he laughed at me and said my friend you are showing off with an expensive phone made for rich guys and you are a job seeker..He went ahead to tell me that he started with a show glass and N10K worth of goods and four years after he had his first shop.he strongly advised me to sell the nokia N90 add the N20K and start up with a show glass in his front immediately which i did and today by the Grace of God i have my own shop where i sell cell phones,laptops,networking materials,i go to china to buy my goods, i have built my own boys qtrs and i am married.
No boss is asking me to resume by 7am,get targets and close by 8pm like you job seekers want to do..
The list of richest men in LAGOS,BENIN,KANO,PHC,GHANA,UK,USA,AUSTRIA and the whole world has no salary earner or job worker on it.

read more at http://naijavoice.com/index.php?topic=6654.new#new

this is a question the youths in Nairaland should answer
Business / Blackberry,job Or Business Which One Do Nigerian Youths Like Most by joyceok: 1:54am On May 25, 2012
None of you graduates is ever thinking of starting a business with at least N30K that you have used to buy yourself a blackberry that does not put money in your pocket.

I finished my NYSC three years ago and i had an expensive Nokia N90 Phone that was not putting money in my pocket,my old secondary school mate who had two shops in computer village and has only OND offered to employ me and pay me N20K every month.When he paid the first month he laughed at me and said my friend you are showing off with an expensive phone made for rich guys and you are a job seeker..He went ahead to tell me that he started with a show glass and N10K worth of goods and four years after he had his first shop.he strongly advised me to sell the nokia N90 add the N20K and start up with a show glass in his front immediately which i did and today by the Grace of God i have my own shop where i sell cell phones,laptops,networking materials,i go to china to buy my goods, i have built my own boys qtrs and i am married.
No boss is asking me to resume by 7am,get targets and close by 8pm like you job seekers want to do..
The list of richest men in LAGOS,BENIN,KANO,PHC,GHANA,UK,USA,AUSTRIA and the whole world has no salary earner or job worker on it.

see more on https://www.nairaland.com/946480/blackberry,job-business-which-one-do
Autos / Re: A Registered Honda Crv 4 Sale,1998 Model. by joyceok: 1:49am On May 25, 2012
please what is the last price and where is the crv located,kindly reply the sms i sent to you from 08051044208 immediately
Autos / Re: 1999 Honda CRV For Urgent Sale by joyceok: 1:35am On May 25, 2012
seggyyoke: features below:
Factory AC VERY CHILLING
Engine: 2.0L 4cyclinder IN EXCELLENT CONDITION
CD and tape Player
Power window
Power door
Fabrick seat
Automatic transmission
Steering controls/Yes
Airbags intact
Security

i will offer you N650K if it is still available

Price: 750k
Contact Segun on 08034875814 or 07087843670
Email Address: seggyoke@gmail.com
Autos / Re: 1999/2000 Crv Jeep(canadian Spec) For Sale price reduced by joyceok: 1:30am On May 25, 2012
if it is still available call me on 08033539795
Autos / Re: Very Clean Registered 2000 Model Honda Crv For SALE @#850k Call 07039779823 by joyceok: 1:28am On May 25, 2012
Damatrade: Automatic gear
Fabric interior
Factory A/C
Cd player
Alloy wheels
4 cylinder engine
Power doors
Very clean interior
Super clean body
Low mileage
Petrol engine

how many kilometers has it worked,which year was it registered and where is it located,i have N650K please call me and reply my sms message to 08097011569
Business / Blackberry, Job Or Business: Which One Do Nigerian Youths And Graduates Prefer? by joyceok: 1:11am On May 25, 2012
None of you graduates is ever thinking of starting a business with at least N30K that you have used to buy yourself a blackberry that does not put money in your pocket.

I finished my NYSC three years ago and i had an expensive Nokia N90 Phone that was not putting money in my pocket,my old secondary school mate who had two shops in computer village and has only OND offered to employ me and pay me N20K every month.When he paid the first month he laughed at me and said my friend you are showing off with an expensive phone made for rich guys and you are a job seeker..He went ahead to tell me that he started with a show glass and N10K worth of goods and four years after he had his first shop.he strongly advised me to sell the nokia N90 add the N20K and start up with a show glass in his front immediately which i did and today by the Grace of God i have my own shop where i sell cell phones,laptops,networking materials,i go to china to buy my goods, i have built my own boys qtrs and i am married.
No boss is asking me to resume by 7am,get targets and close by 8pm like you job seekers want to do..
The list of richest men in LAGOS,BENIN,KANO,PHC,GHANA,UK,USA,AUSTRIA and the whole world has no salary earner or job worker on it.

read more at http://naijavoice.com/index.php?topic=6654.new#new
Politics / Re: EFCC And ICPC Are Meant For Southern Political Office Holders by joyceok: 2:08am On May 20, 2012
I just discovered that people from the south are afraid to confront we that are from the Northern Nigeria..our politicians can embezzle funds from the oil wealth in the delta regions and go scot free
Career / Re: Any Hope With 3.49 CGPA? by joyceok: 2:29pm On May 19, 2012
Even illiterates are billionaires how much more a graduate of university is confused.....
Politics / Re: EFCC And ICPC Are Meant For Southern Political Office Holders by joyceok: 8:53pm On May 15, 2012
joyceok: Somebody should tell me how come no ex-governor or ex-public office holder from the north is never pursued or prosecuted by the EFCC or ICPC..Are they all saints during and after their tenure in goverment.

The current governor of Gombe state signed N999m in 128 places within 24hours when he was the accountant-general of Nigeria for him and his co-horts to siphon and steal oil money from NNPC and nobody is saying anything about it.

The comptroller general of customs is from the North and they are more in number in the customs and keep on seizing goods and impoumding goods imported by easterners in the same country we call ONE-NIGERIA....I DEY LAUGH

NLDers are afraid to make their comments on this thread post
Politics / Re: Northern Governors And Politicians Are Not Corrupt by joyceok: 8:52pm On May 15, 2012
So why do we keep quiet here in the south and no lawyer or human rights activists has ever pointed it out Bakare and his alliance with CPC cannot even question why is it only ex-govs from the south are always prosecuted by EFCC and ICPC?

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Politics / EFCC And ICPC Are Meant For Southern Political Office Holders by joyceok: 9:42pm On May 13, 2012
Somebody should tell me how come no ex-governor or ex-public office holder from the north is never pursued or prosecuted by the EFCC or ICPC..Are they all saints during and after their tenure in goverment.

The current governor of Gombe state signed N999m in 128 places within 24hours when he was the accountant-general of Nigeria for him and his co-horts to siphon and steal oil money from NNPC and nobody is saying anything about it.

The comptroller general of customs is from the North and they are more in number in the customs and keep on seizing goods and impoumding goods imported by easterners in the same country we call ONE-NIGERIA....I DEY LAUGH
Politics / Northern Governors And Politicians Are Not Corrupt by joyceok: 9:34pm On May 13, 2012
Dear Nigerians,

i make bold to say that Northern governors,politicians and public office holders are not corrupt like their southern Nigeria counterparts,do you believe that?

How come the EFCC and ICPC are never on the heels or ever prosecuted any ex-governor or public office holder from the north...IS THERED TRUELY A ONE NIGERIA.

See the list

IBORI,AKALA,OGD,IGBINEDION,ORJI UZOR KALU...etc all these are from the south

place make your views known in an intelligent manner
Politics / Re: Stealing Lekki: A Must Watch Documentary On How Tinubu Stole Lekki by joyceok: 9:19pm On May 13, 2012
TINUBU IS A HEARTLESS THIEF
Politics / Re: 7 Nigerian Pilgrims Arrested In Isreal, Accused Of Illegal Entry by joyceok: 12:18am On Dec 28, 2011
thank God it is for illegal entry,Saudi Arabia is going to behead some Nigeria Muslims that carried drug to KSA during this year's Hajj
Politics / Re: Republic Of South Nigeria Movement [please "like Us" On Facebook To Join Us] by joyceok: 6:05am On Dec 27, 2011
please remove kwara from the proposed republic, they are fulanis
Politics / Re: To My Boko Haram And Northern Brothers, Let Us Learn From The Yoruba. by joyceok: 5:51am On Dec 27, 2011
dayokanu:

Yorubas are much more advanced than most ethnic groups in Nigeria

it should have been "Yorubas are much more advanced in TRIBALISM than most ethnic groups in Nigeria"

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