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lepasharon: HeheIt appears you are guilty of five of these types of sex scenarios that is why u made the remark Hehe |
Defection is no news in Nigeria,they are all political prostitutes who are only interested in looting the national treasury |
nnady chuks: but i commented firsti will ask the mod to ban u till u pass utme and post-utme |
That is the outcome of too much pinging and facebooking |
Ngokafor: @op,The scariest movie for me is 'The Excorcism of Emily Rose'...to me the horror there is second to non.Cant forget the first time i watched it,movie ended at 3am,while in the movie,3am was when the devil's torments on Emily was most manifest cos of the spiritual implication of that time.... |
tsleazy: Smh....all in lagosYes now,lagos is the economic capital of west africa |
nnady chuks: e dey pain you ooh gaganI started the thread |
People are shy to make comments here because they are guilty of at least four of these statements |
nnady chuks: 1st to comment e nor dey pain, 2nd to comment e dey pain. 3rd to comment e eye dey red, 4th to comment e dey cry..No need for comments position as it is only a joke |
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have problem. I have two female parrots that used to live in a house of ill repute, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying... that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank............l Our prayers have been answered." |
MANGAM: El Amin Int Sch Minna and Abuja charges very high tooPlease post their school fees here |
kkjoy: nice one........ i will flog out every attitude of his father from my sonwhat of yout own attitude of pinging facebooking and braziloan hair |
Good information for those criticising church owned universities |
Posted on September 6, 2013 by Encomium Amazing facts have emerged that some private secondary schools charge exorbitant fees which ranked them among the most expensive in this part of the world. In fact, they are more expensive than the top private universities in Nigeria. ENCOMIUM Weekly’s checks revealed that some private secondary schools charge from N2 million to over N4 million. BRITISH INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL The British International School at Landbridge Avenue, Oniru Private Estate, Victoria Island, Lagos, is a multi-national co-educational English medium school established in September 2001. It is the most modern in Lagos with excellent facilities which include a multi-purpose hall, music suites, theatre, computer suites, science suites, tutorial rooms, swimming pool and many more. However, at British International School, if you want to enjoy all the boarding facilities, you pay as much as $26,750 + N200,000 which includes additional charges. Parents pay their children’s tuition fees in dollars but going by Nigerian currency, each student pays N4,480,000 annually. This also includes their feeding, uniforms, textbooks, etc. LEKKI BRITISH INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL The school is located at Victoria Arobieke Street, off Admiralty Way, Lekki Phase 1, Lagos. Lekki British International School is the original British School in Nigeria. It is all boarding. It was established in the year 2000. The school supplies the needs of each student. They provide everything that is of international standard as well as creating a condusive environment to encourage a balanced pursuit of study and recreation. The hostels have excellent facilities including fully air-conditioned dormitories and a well equipped common room with cable television video and other recreational facilities. The tuition is commensurate with the facilities. They pay as much as $19,500 + N200,000 development fee. In naira, a student pays N4,000,300 per session including feeding, school uniforms, hostel, Sunday wears and textbooks. Other facilities are fully air-conditioned class rooms, internet-connected desktop computers, well equipped laboratories and theatre room. GREENSPRINGS SCHOOL Greensprings School is at 32, Olatunde Ayoola Avenue, Anthony, Lagos and another campus in Awoyaya, Lekki (Lagos). It was established in January 1985, as a Montessori school. Fees include a registration which is once, tuition, textbooks, school uniforms and PTA levy. Boarding fees include a boarding deposit (caution fee, which is refundable on leaving the school). House wear, Sunday wear, medical deposit, student imprest account. The school fees is as high as N3,185,200 annually for a boarding student and N1,925,200 annually for day student. ATLANTIC HALL Atlantic Hall is at Poka, Epe, Lagos. This is a private co-educational and full boarding secondary school. It is a first class institution in Nigeria. The school has a well equipped medical centre, sporting facilities, well equipped laboratories, swimming pool, etc. Weekends in school is filled with a wide range of social activities including concerts, talent shows, dances and film shows. However, at Atlantic Hall, parents pay as much as N2,270,000 annually. Additional charges like uniforms are excluded from the fees. CHRISLAND COLLEGE It is located at Ladipo Oluwole Avenue, Ikeja, Lagos. Chrisland School is a vibrant modern and unique school. Their facilities include spacious fully air-conditioned classrooms, modern laboratories, music and drama studio, wireless internet access, stocked library, swimming pool, well laid out air-conditioned cafeteria, basketball court and many more. Fees are paid annually or termly but on or before the first day of school. These include registration, tuition deposit, accommodation and feeding. Student pay as high as N2,000,000. DOWEN COLLEGE This is an independent co-educational boarding and day school in the heart of Regency Town, Lekki, Lagos. It offers a broad and balanced education within a friendly, caring and happy environment. In order to make learning worthwhile, the school provides a well equipped library, computer centre, internet connectivity, cultural facilities, football pitch, swimming pool and many more. The tuition fee includes, feeding, school uniform, house wear, textbooks. Students pay as much as N2,000,000 for boarding and N1,250,000 annually for day. http://encomium.ng/most-expensive-secondary-schools-on-parade/ |
Look at your child, boy or girl as they grow and ask, is this the way you will like them to grow up. Look at him, her or them again. Not as your own child this time, but as someone else. You wouldn't believe this. A mother was travelling one day with her daughter. The daughter was at the front as they were boarding the bus. As the girl wanted to pay the driver, she just threw the money at the bus driver and demanded for tickets. The mother who hzappens to be a strong woman of God couldn't believe it. Is this my girl? She thought. She apologized to the driver and asked the girl to pick up the money and give it back to the driver in a manner of a well brought up child, which the girl did. She never believed it. she has always been thinking her girl to be an angel. She got a shock. She started to imagine how she must have been doing in her absence. Another story, It happened few years back now. As I entered a church, I saw this young girl well dressed and full of life. I could see from her smile, the way she touches and talks to people that she must have come from a respectable home. You can easily know them. I was so impressed. I got to know later that she was a Bishop's daughter. I wasn't surprised when I met the dad. Those of you that live with your children, pray with your child/children. Call them and teach them manners. Talk to them seriously. Check their friends. Check on where they go. Check on how they dress. Bringing up children is a full time job. We get easily carried away because we live with them and let many issues in their lives go unchecked. All we do is work, tv, Facebooking and so on. I was at a friend's house the other day when the elder sister slapped the younger brother 'gbosa!!!'. I was astounded. I asked the mother why should she do things like that. She answered me that I shouldn't get involved that that's how they treat each other. Slap! The girl became pregnant before she reached 19! No marriage. Drum it into their ears. If you have temper and you see that spirit in any of your children. Don't say, she is taking after you. Have it checked early. Don't spend all your life going to parties when you should be at home talking to them. You have a better chance if you are living with your children. Sadly, many are being robbed of these chances by life. Listen and act. CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE........................ |
This is a common occurence and it is not a headline nees item. Go to youtube and search for near death exprience and you will watch thousands of actual testifiers STALE NEWS JOOR |
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iyke926: Rule Number: Never outshine ya boss. |
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This cool |
Is queen of sheba still alive? |
Are these jobs still open? |
Is this vacancy still available because i am :nterested |
na money I dey use subscribe. How I fit take dey chop my own money from here? Can someone put me through