Just curious! My friend met his father and said, dad i want to marry. The father was happy untill he was told that she's a Muslim. The father did not think twice before rebuking his son from marrying her.

No one should say Nigeria is one country. Its annoying.

i stumbled on that topic when surfing the internet, don't believe it, maybe you would.

Many esoteric
sources interpret the
completion of the twelfth
B'ak'tun cycle in the Long
Count of the Maya calendar
(which occurs on December
21 by the most widely held
correlation) to mean there
will be a major change in
world order.
Several experts have
predicted a special
astrological/astronomical
alignment between the
Galactic center in the
constellation of Sagittarius,
the Winter Solstice point,
and the open cluster of the
Pleiades. Factually, the
coincidence of the Winter
Solstice point (due to the
precession of the Equinoxes)
and the galactic center is
basically true.
Jesus said that no man
knows the hour or the day
of the End of Days. Even
Jesus didn't know. Only his
father did.
But Jesus added that he
hoped that those who will
live in the Final Generation
would look for the signs in
the hope their suffering
would not be so great.
There are exactly 2012 days
between the June 20 2007
Summer solstice and the
December 21 2012 Winter
solstice.
Albert Einstein said if the
honey bees were suddenly
gone mankind would have
about 4 years left to live.
Well, the honey bees are
going extinct now and at the
present rate in another year
or so there will be no more
honey bees left on earth.
One year from now plus
another 4 years gives us the
year 2012
NASA predicts that the Sun
will also reverse its own
magnetic poles during 2012
as result of reaching the end
of current 11-year sunspot
cycle. Some believe this will
amplify the effects of
retarding magnetic field on
earth, as harmful charged
particles blasted away from
the sun would more easily
penetrate the earth's
atmosphere.
In this final episode of the X-
Files, it is revealed that on
December 22 2012, aliens will
invade and take over the
world, one day after
December 21 2012. It was
like Chris Carter was saying
to us that the aliens don't
need to invade and conquer
us, all they need to do is
move in to a vacant earth
The Vatican holds very
closely to the Prophecy of St.
Malachy. This Medieval Monk
had detailed visions of 112
Popes until Doomsday, also
known as The Biblical
Apocalypse. The current
Pope, Benedict XVI is the
111th named Pope, only one
Pope remains.

thanks

So, what you guys are saying is that i should just watch them do their thing?

Ye, they are babes. Big ones at that.

I had two friends who are very close to each other to the stage one could imagine no mis-understanding will occur between them.

Now, they don't even have each others numbers.

Non of them agrees to tell me the problem.

I need help to get them back together. Please someone tell me how.

Batch A Admission list for Gombe State University has been pasted for today, 17 november 2010. Interested candidates should check that out at the school.

Im july 7th. And it is also my fav no.
Hola me at 07066438769

Seems like i really need the help. Somebody pls.

Mr and Mrs Jones
One day Mrs. Jones went to
have a talk with the minister at
the local church. "Reverend,"
she said, "I have a problem, my
husband keeps falling asleep
during your sermons. It's very
embarrassing. What should I
do?"
"I have an idea," said the
minister. "Take this hatpin with
you. I will be able to tell when
Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will
motion to you at specific times.
When I motion, you give him a
good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday,
Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing
this, the preacher put his plan to
work. "And who made the
ultimate sacrifice for you?" he
said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife
jabbed him the leg with the
hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones,"
said the minister. Soon, Mr.
Jones nodded off again. Again,
the minister noticed. "Who is
your redeemer?" he asked the
congregation, motioning towards
Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he
was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister,
smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones
again winked off. However, this
time the minister did not notice.
As he picked up the tempo of his
sermon, he made a few motions
that Mrs. Jones mistook as
signals to bayonet her husband
with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what
did Eve say to Adam after she
bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband,
who yelled, "You stick that
goddamned thing in me one more
time and I'll break it in half and
shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the
congregation

Every one is frightened by a thing or another, no matter how brave they are, share yours.

Me, i'm most scared of love.

Enockia:

I would av told the guy in a more frighten voice to stop nd neva pick ma love's call.

Good point, but what if she's not forced? what if she really want to get rid of of? what if its a test?

Common guys, thats not funny.

Missy B:

You shoulda said ''Yes Sir''. Chicken!!!

may be i left that out.

Them the morning aint faithful.

One faithful morning, i called my girl as usual but this time not the usualls.

A guy picked up and said live my love alone! In a serious and frightening voice.

What would you have done?

A couple was invited to a swanky
masked Halloween Party. She got
a terrible headache and told her
husband to go to the party alone.

He, being a devoted husband,
protested, but she argued and
said she was going to take some
aspirin and go to bed, and there
was no need for his good time to
be spoiled by not going. So he
took his costume and away he
went. The wife, after sleeping
soundly for about an hour,
awakened without pain; and, as
it was still early, decided to go
to the party after all. In as much
as her husband didn't know what
costume she'd be wearing, she
thought she'd have some fun by
watching her husband to see how
he acted when she wasn't
around.

She joined the party and soon
spotted her husband cavorting
around on the dance floor,
dancing with every chick he
could, getting a little kiss here
and a warm squeeze there. His
wife went up to him and being
rather seductive herself, he left
his current partner high and dry
and devoted his time to this new
babe who had just arrived.

She let him do whatever he
wished, naturally, since he was
her husband. Finally he
whispered a little proposition in
her ear and she agreed, so off
they went to one of the cars and
they did it all! Zowie! Just
before unmasking at midnight,
she slipped away and went home,
put the costume away and got
into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would have for
his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when
he came in. She asked how the
evening had been? He said "Oh,
the same old thing. You know, I
never have a good time when
you're not there." Then she
asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "You know, I didn't
dance even one dance. When I
got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown
and some other guys, so we went
into the den and played poker all
evening.

But I'll tell you, from what I
heard, the guy I loaned my
costume to, sure had a real good
time!"

Everybody on earth dies and
goes to heaven.
God comes and says, "I want the
men to make two lines -- one line
for the men that dominated their
women on earth, and the other
line for the men who were
dominated by their women. Also,
I want all the women to go with
St. Peter."

The next time God looked, the
women are gone, and there are
two lines. The line for the men
who were dominated by their
women was 100 miles long, and
in the line of men who dominated
their women there was only one
man.

God got mad and said, "You men
should be ashamed of
yourselves. I created you in my
image, and you were all whipped
by your mates. Look at the only
one of my sons who stood up and
made me proud. Learn from him!
Tell them, my son, how did you
manage to be the only one in this
line?"

The man replied, "I don't know,
my wife told me to stand here."

Is it true that virginity is not dignity, just the lack of opportunity?

What do a boy shooting himself has to do with all these chats?
Omo studio
sisi abigail
chat section please.

neily:

Dem dey use gun pluck mango?

i wonder ooh!

26-year-old man, Olajide
Ojo, who chose to pluck
mangoes with a dane gun,
has died of gunshot injuries.
Ms Olabisi Okuwobi,
spokeswoman of the Oyo State
Police Command, told newsmen in
Ibadan yesterday that the
tragedy occurred on April 3 on
his father ’s farm at Ilora, near
Oyo.
Okuwubi said the police were
investigating the incident as it
was not clear if Ojo was killed
by an accidental discharge from
the gun.
“The father of the deceased
stated that his son mistakenly
shot himself as he was trying to
pluck a mango, ’’ she said.
Okuwobi said detectives had
visited the farm and recovered
the dane gun. Ojo ’s remains,
according to Okuwobi, had been
deposited at the General
Hospital, Oyo for autopsy.
(NAN)

source
www.news.dailytrust.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=17432:man-dies-plucking-mangoes-with-gun-&catid=1:latest-news&Itemid=119