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Jokes Etc / Re: The Drunk by Jroy(m): 2:26pm On Apr 16, 2010
Atleast he has 32. Do you?
Romance / Re: Eighteen Year Old Boy Marries A 55 Year Old Woman. by Jroy(m): 1:44pm On Apr 15, 2010
Guys dont be ridiculous, she's 37 years older than the boy, could this be love?
Romance / Eighteen Year Old Boy Marries A 55 Year Old Woman. by Jroy(m): 12:19pm On Apr 15, 2010
The High Sharia Court in Tudun
Wada, Gusau in Zamfara State
yesterday upheld the marriage
between an 18 year old boy and a
55 year old woman and declined
a request from the boy ’s mother
to annul the marriage.
ajiya Aisha Abubakar,
mother of the groom, sued
the 55 year old bride Ai
Maikare, seeking the marriage’s
dissolution on account of age
disparity between the couple.
She also alleged that the woman
charmed her son and lured him
into marrying her.
However, in his judgment
yesterday, the judge, Bashir
Danmaisule dismissed the case,
stating that there was no ground
for the court to dissolve the
marriage. He said all the four
witnesses who testified had told
the court that the marriage was
contracted according to Islamic
rites.
He also dismissed as baseless the
argument of the groom’s mother
that there was no representation
from either his paternal and
maternal sides during the
wedding. The judge said the
Sharia requires only the
representative of the bride to be
present at the wedding prayer.
He said at the age of 18, the
groom is mentally matured to
engage a woman for marriage,
citing Suratul Nisai verse 3 in
the Holy Qur`an where men are
enjoined to marry up to four
wives. The judge said under the
Sharia, only women are
compelled to bring their
representative before
solemnizing a marriage, but as
for men, they can send even a
slave or an unbeliever to
represent them if they so
wished.
The judge however ordered the
groom to go and tender an
apology to his mother for
disobeying her wish and to seek
for her forgiveness.
After the verdict, the groom,
Bashir Abubakar and his bride
Ai Maikare expressed happiness
over the judgment and told our
reporter that they would
continue to live as husband and
wife. Bashir also promised to
apologize to his mother as
ordered by the judge.
Yesterday’s court sitting
attracted a large crowd of
people who besieged the court
premises to witness the outcome
of the marriage saga.

Your source
www.news.dailytrust.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=17371:court-allows-teen-to-marry-grandma&catid=1:latest-news&Itemid=119
Jokes Etc / The Drunk by Jroy(m): 2:46am On Apr 15, 2010
A man, whose level of
drunkenness was bordering on
the absurd, stood up to leave a
bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh
air," thought the man as he
crawled outside.
He tried to stand up again, but
fell face first into the mud.
"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just
crawl home."
The next morning, his wife
found him on the doorstep
asleep.
"You went out drinking last
night, didn't you?" she said.
"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly.
"How did you know?"
"You left your wheelchair at the
bar again."
Forum Games / Re: Complete The Statement: by Jroy(m): 10:18am On Apr 14, 2010
Thats not funny, you are
Forum Games / Re: Complete The Statement: by Jroy(m): 9:01am On Apr 14, 2010
I have been
Religion / What Are The Signs Of A Born Again Christian? by Jroy(m): 2:48pm On Apr 13, 2010
I have been in many situation where if i miss a service, a brethren will tell me to give my life to christ.
My question is, is attending the church a sign of a born again member? If not what are the signs
?
Forum Games / Re: Complete The Statement: by Jroy(m): 2:34am On Apr 13, 2010
I hardly make
Forum Games / What Would You Rescue? by Jroy(m): 12:03pm On Apr 12, 2010
if your house were to be on fire, what would you rescue first.

for me, i will rescue my stocking
Forum Games / Complete The Statement: by Jroy(m): 11:42am On Apr 12, 2010
Lets try this out, complete the statement of the above nairalander lets how predictable you are.
let me start

i am in ,
Religion / Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by Jroy(m): 11:06am On Apr 12, 2010
Thanks guys. You helped a lot. But wait till see him.
Religion / Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by Jroy(m): 9:20am On Apr 12, 2010
guys, lets just hit this straight. In the post i said "imagine" he is mortal, the imagine makes a whole lot of difference.
Music/Radio / Re: Lil Wayne, Dying? by Jroy(m): 3:03pm On Apr 11, 2010
Whats with googles every guy wanna be with. Okay she's the worst female nairalander. Any comment? Lol kiss
Jokes Etc / Re: Six Die Trying To Save Chicken by Jroy(m): 2:48pm On Apr 11, 2010
Its a matter of believing or not. But its a true, stupid incidence that happened in Cairo, Egypt.[color=#006600][/color]
Religion / Co-incidence, Fate Or God? Check This Out. by Jroy(m): 12:31pm On Apr 11, 2010
Finnish twin brothers, aged 71,
were killed in identical bicycle
accidents along the same road
two hours apart, police said.
"This is simply a historic
coincidence. Although the road
is a busy one, accidents don't
occur every day," police officer
Marja-Leena Huhtala told
Reuters. "It made my hair stand
on end when I heard the two
were brothers, and identical
twins at that. It came to mind
that perhaps someone from
upstairs had a say in this," what do you think?

paranormal.about.com/library/weekly/aa031102a.htm
Religion / Re: Why Do Catholics Confess Their Sins To Man by Jroy(m): 12:22pm On Apr 11, 2010
mama-gee:

Poster. . .
Maybe, you should go and ask the pope why Catholics confess their sins to man.

Thats what am doing ma dear.
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Best Nigerian Rapper? by Jroy(m): 11:10pm On Apr 10, 2010
Go with M.I
Music/Radio / Re: Lil Wayne, Dying? by Jroy(m): 10:57pm On Apr 10, 2010
Okay, just worried thats all.
Politics / Politicians Always Lie. by Jroy(m): 6:50pm On Apr 10, 2010
A busload of politicians were
driving down a country road,
when suddenly the bus ran off
the road and crashed into an old
farmer's barn.
The old farmer got off his
tractor and went to investigate.
Soon he dug a hole and buried
the politicians. A few days later,
the local sheriff came out, saw
the crashed bus and asked the
old farmer where all the
politicians had gone.
The old farmer told him he had
buried them.
The sheriff asked the old
farmer, "Lordy, were they ALL
dead?"
The old farmer said, "Well, some
of them said they weren't, but
you know how them crooked
politicians lie."
Jokes Etc / Re: Answer This Riddle If You Dare by Jroy(m): 5:40pm On Apr 10, 2010
I won. Try this.
I am very dangerous yet i stay in one place what am i?
Jokes Etc / Re: Answer This Riddle If You Dare by Jroy(m): 4:08pm On Apr 10, 2010
The thing that gets wet when it dries, sounds like a towel.
Jokes Etc / Re: Answer This Riddle If You Dare by Jroy(m): 1:53pm On Apr 10, 2010
That was too easy. Got any?
Jokes Etc / Answer This Riddle If You Dare by Jroy(m): 1:41pm On Apr 10, 2010
John parents have birth to a child, it wasn't his sister, it wasn't his brother. Who was it?
Religion / Re: How Would You Like Satan Killed? by Jroy(m): 1:23pm On Apr 10, 2010
If he were moral, i will like his hands and legs remove and he should be buried alive with his limbs. Wat y'all think?
Religion / How Would You Like Satan Killed? by Jroy(m): 1:11pm On Apr 10, 2010
Lets assume you are given an opportunity to choose way satan will be killed, which would you choose?
Islam for Muslims / Re: Why Do Muslim Males Kneel When Peeing And Christian Males Do Not? by Jroy(m): 12:14pm On Apr 10, 2010
Thanks dude.
Jokes Etc / Re: Mums Wash Cloth by Jroy(m): 11:15am On Apr 10, 2010
Dyt:

Ha wahala,bt wait o y r daddies always doing dat?
what do you mean? angry wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Letter From Hell by Jroy(m): 8:18am On Apr 10, 2010
Ha ha he he he cheesy
Islam for Muslims / Why Do Muslim Males Kneel When Peeing And Christian Males Do Not? by Jroy(m): 7:52pm On Apr 09, 2010
I noticed that all muslim males kneel when urinating. But non of the christian do that. Why is that so?
Jokes Etc / Re: Parrots by Jroy(m): 7:35pm On Apr 09, 2010
Even parrots knows pleasure.
Jokes Etc / Very Funny by Jroy(m): 4:21pm On Apr 09, 2010
A little boy came down for
breakfast one morning and
asked his grandma, "Where's
Mom and dad?" and she replied,
"they're up in bed."
The little boy started to giggle
and ate his breakfast and went
out to play. Then he came back
in for lunch and asked his
grandma "where's Mom and
Dad?" and she replied "they're
still up in bed."
Again the little boy started to
giggle and he ate his lunch and
went out to play. Then the little
boy came in for dinner and once
again he asked his grandma
"where's Mom and dad?" and his
grandmother replied "they're
still up in bed."
The little boy started to laugh
and his grandmother asked,
"what gives? Every time I tell
you they're still up in bed you
start to laugh! what is going on
here?" The little boy replied,
"well last night daddy came into
my bedroom and asked me for
the Vaseline and I gave him
super glue."
Jokes Etc / Mouth Action by Jroy(m): 4:16pm On Apr 09, 2010
A boy takes his girlfriend home
after going out together.
When they reach the front door,
he leans against the wall with
one hand and says, "Sweetie,
why don't you give me a
Mouth Gig?"
"What? You're crazy!"
"Don't worry, it will be quick, no
problem."
"No!! Someone may see -- a
relative, a neighbor, "
"At this time of the night? No
one will show up, "
"I've already said No, and NO!"
"Honey, it's just a small
blowie, I know you'd like it,
too, "
"No! I've said NO!"
"My love, Don't be like that, "
At this moment, the girlfriend's
younger sister shows up at the
door in her nightgown with her
hair totally in disorder. Rubbing
her eyes, she says, "Dad says
either you have to blow him, I
have to blow him, or he will come
down and give the guy a Mouth Gig
himself, but for God's sake, tell
your boyfriend to take his hand
off the intercom!"
- Contribution of: Craig
Copeland - us

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