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Hoodbilonia:
e geh one movie wey i like they are 2 Yoruba movie
d first one him wit him papa act am
him popsi for d movie na wicked babalawo
wey dey poof ppl anyhow for village
him popsi act dah movie well sha
he jus dey squeeze face wen he vex
next thing na spiritual attack to enemy
last last d ogume say dem need him son blood
him popsi nor gree
d ogume roast am lile suya
d whole village dance wen he died im d movie

If the movie was an interesting one... with the way u just explained walai I no go watch!!!

Comedian, Broda Shaggi is now the latest member of Davido’s ’30billiongang’.
The comedian whose comedy always shakes the social media whenever his video comes on, took to his Instagram to make this known and Davido has reacted to comfirm it.
Broda Shaggi said;
“OYA � ME
#family � : @ogundimudavid_photography “
Davido wrote;
“ Gang Gang “

src:
http://www.informationng.com/2018/09/davido-welcomes-broda-shaggi-into-the-30billion-gang.html/amp

evaboy4real:
@Qpetz: you welcome

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Test-driller UTME 2017
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24 HOURS ELECTRICITY GUARANTEED” – NIGERIAN ENGINEER INVENTS DEVICE THAT CAN SUPPLY THE ENTIRE AFRICA UNINTERRUPTED POWER SUPPLY
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A Nigerian engineer, Obayagbona Emmanuel Imafidon, has revealed that he has invented a power-generating device that can solve the problem power outage in the country. In an interview with Guardian, the graduate of Electrical Engineering from the Institute of Management and Technology in Enugu said he could generate power from thunder lightning and that he has been working on it since 2006. He said: “I have been researching on generating constant power from thunder lightning. That is using a strike of thunder lightning to generate power that can serve Nigeria and Africa for five years and 30 days. That means that whenever thunder strike for once, we are sure of uninterrupted power for five years and thirty days.

“One may think it is not possible and if it is possible why the western world has not converted lightning to electricity, but what I have developed so far is a prototype. There are five chambers including the trapping zone which is made of lightning arrestor. There is the storage zone and the conversion zone, which convert static energy into current electricity and transmit the energy into transmission zone. The transmission zones will first of all step down the power from as high as five mega volts and there are five storage zones that have the capacity of storing over 25 mega volts of power. “When it stores the 25 MV of power, the conversion zone takes one mega vote at a time, send signals to other sensory zones which shut down other sensory zones from discharging at the same time. Now the transmission zone of the power generating plant will step down the megavolt to whatever Nigerians need. “For instance, Nigeria is generating 330,000 megavolts, but my device generate 5 million volts and then give Nigerians their 330 KV and still have about 4670, 000 megavolts left as reserve. Nigerian engineer invents power-generating device to end blackout “Taking a look at the prototype, the first time I worked on it was March 10, 2006. I built this prototype with five zones- the power trapping zone, the annexing zone and in between the annexing zone, there is the sensory zone, conversion zone and transmission zone. In Nigeria, we are generating 330,000 volts. Now when thunder strikes, the trapping zone (which is made of trapping arrestor) will trap a maximum of 5 mega volts from 330mgv that comes from lightning. “Lightning comes with 330 mega volts and the trapping arrestor here is capable of trapping five million megavolts, thereby allowing 330 megavolts to be wasted in the atmosphere for other lightning arrestors to trap and neutralise the energy to the ground through a process called earthling. If you look at most masts around, you will see something like a Y-metallic shape placed on top of a building, this is called lightning arrestor. “The lightning arrestor is used to trap the power discharged from lightning and this comes with a lightning power of about 20 billion watts, while in Nigeria we are generating 2,600 megawatts of power. The voltage lightning comes along with 330 megavolts, while we are generating 330,000 megavolts.

So you can see that there is a far cry between lightning energy and hydro electricity which the country relies on. “The trapping zone will be built by the Russians, Germany or USA in order to capture a maximum of 5 mega volts and allow 330,000 megavolts to be wasted in the atmosphere for the trapping arrestor. Now, the five megavolts trapped by lightning will send the signal or energy to the annexing zone. You can see that we have so many trapping zones here and that is because you don’t know the direction lightning may come from. So, we cannot use one lightning director to achieve the purpose and that is why we have several lightning arrestors here. “We have various strategic places where these lightning arrestors will be mounted because we have some places that are prone to lightning and these include some parts of Enugu State like IMT area and Zik Avenue. When this lightning arrestor traps the lightning, it transmits energy down the annexing zone. Enugu State is going to be one of our trapping zones of lightning energy. We are going to have one in Edo, Cross River, Rivers and Delta states. “These riverine areas are prone to lightning. After that, the transmission zone captures each storage zone which accommodates five megavolts each. The five storage zones will give 25 megavolts. With this you can move this quantity through the sensory zones, so that when one is discharging energy, signals will be sent to other sensory zones to trap down other capacitors so that they will not discharge at the same time. The reason is that if they discharge at the same time, before we wait for lightning to come again, it may take a longer time and people will say the invention is not complete. “That is why we have to create a control measure to shut down other storage zones when one is working.

For the one that is working the device is built in such a way that only one sensory zone works from the five megavolts stored in the first storage zone. “That one megavolt is being transmitted to the conversion zone and this is transmitting electricity into current electricity. When lightning comes with static electricity for instance when there is power outage, especially when it is raining. All of a sudden, there is lightning haze and when it is so, you find out that when lightning strikes, the earth wire will absorb the lightening energy and that energy that is being discharged to the ground carries the energy to the house socket through earth wire. And if the electricity is plugged to the wall socket, the neutral wire will transmit that energy through the wire that is inserted to the plug. When it gets to the electronics, it powers it automatically and that is the moment when it is going off, you will see smoke coming from the socket. “I have not been able to trap lightning due to insufficient fund to buy the materials. To trap lightning you will need high level energy industrial storage capacitors and this will be built either by Germany, China or USA. It will be built in such a way that when lightning strikes, it will charge the capacitor and the capacitor will retain static energy and this energy that is being retained will be converted through a unit called conversion zone and the conversion zone is an industrialised material that will be built by synergic work of various engineers. It is a project for which the Nigeria Society of Engineers (NSE) needs to support me in order to come up with the work.

The materials to be imported for it are not within the country. “I have done investigations in Lagos, Onitsha and Aba and these things are not within the Nigeria market. We need to build a capacitor and the conversion zone. “Your car for instance, converts static energy to mechanical energy through the ignition system. That is what enables the car to move. The generator converts static energy from the spark plug through the electrical energy and that is how you have light. The motorcycle converts static energy and that is why you can ride it. So it is possible to convert static energy, stored in the capacitor into electrical energy to give light. “On the other hand, we will consult other research bodies in Enugu like PRODA which is into building of prototype. The conversion zone is another area where we can source for engineers to build. Currently, what I am doing is incomplete. The prototype cannot generate power, but theoretically it is possible and feasible because it has been proven over and over by professors at the University of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN.) “There was a time I was interviewed by three professors from the UNN. They called me at a time to come and explain how the strike of lightning could generate electricity in Nigeria and Africa for five years and thirty days. Why I said Africa is because lightning does not only occur in Nigeria alone, it occurs across Africa. So wherever lightning occurs, this power generating plant will be built there.

http://www.gossipmill.com/2017/04/24-hours-electricity-guaranteed-nigerian-engineer-invents-device-that-can-supply-the-entire-africa-uninterrupted-power-supply/

chuose2:
TOO MANY LIES FROM THIS GOVT.
https://i.imgur.com/6pl5cnb.jpg

Are they not the same that said that Boko Haram is technically defeated 2yrs ago


https://i.imgur.com/v93dhXl.jpg

Let it be known that Buhari is a self confessed jihadi, seeking Sharia law nationwide.
https://i.imgur.com/uu5wQiy.jpg?1

Yet Adeboye fooled us into voting for him, by blessing Buhari's campaign.
So certainly Adeboye is not a real follower of Jesus.
https://i.imgur.com/xL3mnk2.png

After all watch this video and see Adeboye working to unite Christianity & Islam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8zZWvvaEaY


In this video Adeboye is shown working to make the self confessed sharia law Buhari look like a christian to fool us.

You dey talk rubbish

optionB:
RMD dont allow me to throw insult on you. why is tuface a celebrity if not being known by millions of Nigerians. If he uses the opportunity to gather crowd and get your relatives that you dont care about out of suffering how is that a mistake? Infacct i ve placed you where o pack that twe-faced man.

Shut the Bleep up!!!
Why do everybody keep talking like 2face is a Messiah?

9jayes:
Na everybody dey go church?

Nop just that other religions are poor pple

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Awon eyan Kala gan oooo...... this 1 small self come and see the man selling water in ma area.....even his tenant buy water from mallam ....One day we all die and we leave what we cherish the most behind
Take Heed

Mmm don open close ya thread

Zico5:
This life is weird. U cannot tell what humans will do next. Fear human 100 times before u fear God.

Must u commit Sin cause u want to be funny?

This happen today at Iyana Isolo Lagos an hour Ago
But thank God no one died but 3 Injured.....This is a lesson 4 everyone....The owner of the beautiful Toyota never knew his Car will not follow him home today..Just Do Good when the table turns to u thats all

Fear North

Vanquay16:
Dipshít. Allyson Felix lost the 200m us trials to a diver and now the 400m gold to a diver. This needs to be banned.

Only sore losers dive.

Only Sore Diver collects the Gold.

Ovation magazine published Dele Momodu

Ovation magazine boss Dele Momodu has reacted to Davido
dropping his name in his songs lately.
The seasoned journalist who is Davido baby mama Sophie
Momodu’s uncle came under the criticism from Davido and
many with his role in the child abduction scandal levelled
against Davido and his elder sister Ashley Coco. Davido his
sister, their father and Davido’s daughter Imade were on their
way to Dubai when they were stopped by immigration officers
at the airport for abducting Imade on December 29, 2015 on
their way to Dubai.
In an interview granted to Joy news, Dele Momodu reacted to
Davido dropping his name in his songs with the latest calling
him his boy. Excerpt:
On Davido calling him his boy

"Fans can mislead you sometimes. I know that what he is doing
is what most artists do all over the world which is to sell his
album. You want to sell your record, you have to create
controversy sometimes. I don’t think David will see me face to
face and say I am his boy. I’m his father.
I have seen a video of him performing somewhere and his fans
were shouting Dele na my boy, Dele na my boy?
Why are you talking about it now, that’s what is selling his
record"

Are you comfortable with that?

Very, why will I fight my own child? I can’t fight him and now
we are connected together for life through that baby. I can
never fight David, David is too small to me never, never.

To be honest, Davido needs to stop being a kid
You don’t think he should be call to order because you are
somebody who has built a reputation for yourself over

He didn’t call me a thief. He said I’m his boy so do I look like
anybody’s boy so why should I react (laughs sarcastically)


https://www.naij.com/849049-dele-momodus-reaction-davidos-name-calling-will-shock.html

Qmerit:
I thought this stuff happened last week?
So how long did it take for court to send him to jail? Even without saying he guilty!

It was as long as Nigerians know saraki is guilty and still postponed his trial

playtheblues:
Who told you that nobody understands Phyno? Are you ok?

yes I am cus I dnt understand him but I like him though

Imagine Football Clubs as Nigerian Musicians, This is the club they stand for.
See below:-
1. Davido – PSG
Because Davido got to the top because of money and has been consistent since then.
2. 2face – Real Madrid
2face has been awesome ever since and despite the influx of crazy and talented young musicians, He is still a boss in the industry.
3. Skales – Arsenal FC
Because he’s so close to making it, yet always so far.
4. D’banj – Manchester United
D’banj like Man-U was always hitting it hard and the best till he changed management .
5. Burna boy – West Ham
He is very good but never really gets the recognition he deserves.
6. D’Prince – West Brom
Known but hugely irrelevant.
7. Pasuma – Juventus
He is bossing it in a league of his own (Fuji).
8. Seyi Shay – Aston Villa
Always making silly (in her case grammatical) errors and embarrassing herself.
9. Patoranking – Athletico Madrid
Patoranking came from nothing to try and upset the big boys.
10. Olu maintain – QPR
Gets relegated, bounces back, gets relegated again.
11. Lynxx – Manchester City
Although Lynxx made it because of the money, he has been hugely inconsistent.
12. Darey Alade – Barcelona
Very good, sings with this charisma that only he has. One of the best.
13. Viktoh – Sassuolo
That’s right, so irrelevant, 99.9% irrelevant!
14. Adekunle Gold – Dortmund
Came from nowhere, is very good and is loved by all.
15. Sinzu – Valencia
Your time at the top is over. Just stop making music.
16. Ice Prince – Chelsea
Made it, then started singing/playing rubbish.
17. Vector – Liverpool
Very consistent and doing fine but still underrated.
18. Olamide – Tottenham
Knows how to sing/rap/play.. Very relevant but the noise is too much… Respect!
19. Ycee – Leicester City
Came from nothing and hugely making it.
20. B-red – Monaco
Very useless, upon all the money!
21. 9ice – AC Milan
His era of dominance is over.
22. Reekado Banks – Watford
He’s making a promising start so far.
23. Sina Rambo – Portsmouth
That one still dey sing/play sef?
24. Phyno – Napoli
Nobody understands him but he’s making it.
This list is just for Fun!!
Drop your comments
Abe add yours.

I pirri u..............Dress like a masquerade and call it religion

*in yaw's voice* You need a Vet to check your kidney @Op

shamack:
Na lie jare......u be PIG?

Open ur big eyes and Read Ogbenni

# jsea

Laveda:

Wat happen

10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships.

1) Nigerian women rank bottom last in the global desirability index!!! 

2) They are the most unnatural in looks and physical appearance. Common, the hair isn't hers, neither are the nails or lashes. She spends half her time and 40% of her partners' resources in bleaching creams and personal accessories trying to be like a Caucasian woman.

3) She's_fucking expensive and naggy. She has to do her hair twice monthly, fixed her nails and toenails. She relishes eating out than preparing home-made meals.

4) She's less romantic and more dependent than her counterpart from other climes.

The typical Nigerian woman doesnt really know how to please a man in bed. She spends her entire time shopping for clothes she'll soon grow out of, because she eats more junk food in hangouts than she has the time to excercise away.

She is so impassive in bed like a drunken sponger, she actually gives you sex as an act of obligation. While her counterparts wants to take you balls deep. 

5) When she marries you, she expects you to father her entire family along. A typical Nigerian girl won't see anything wrong in bringing 4 of her siblings to come live with you, but if you have just one of your sibling around, she will whine and scold and frustrate the life of your sibling.

6)An average nigerian girl loses her charms few years after she settles in the security of marriage. She doubles her sleep time and her weight balloons up , tommy sags, laps wrinkle and she floats around the house either with wrapper around her waist or an oversized, shapeless nightgown.

7) The average Nigerian university girl is a feminist-wana-be. And she doesnt even have the brain to grasp the concept of the word!!!

8} Let's be blunt, the hair of the average naija babe stink of stale sweat and dead cells!!! They don't even bother washing it. They cover it up with polythene when they bathe and it's almost air tight. That's why they wear perfumes and deodorants like corpse.

9) Only Nigerian babes ask for credit cards with which to call you. Where's the fun when you call me with my own money ?

10) Nigerian girls can never love your mother, yet they'll want you to mollycoddle their own mothers and be the Tarzan of their family.

These girls are not dependable and they have a knack for thinking they are the best thing to happen to mankind.

Can't even take them swimming, they need to go find what to cover their silly hair with. If the hair isn't wet and dripping , soaked to her skin like her swimming suit where the hell is the fun?

feel free to add urs

God save us..........though it's endtime..Give us the grace to make heaven

Lol

There is Love in shearing

Those that left their homes 4 the purpose of snapping pictures........Mehn they really Disgust me

Any Siemen phone charger here

He said so because the major problem of the us and the world is islam.......so if Muslim becomes the world ruler is that not an access

Toothpick...........but why on earth should we import stupid things?? even the Turkey if u see how its being preserved.............My God All we want is the "FAST CHANGE"