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PoliticsRe: Senate Gives Osinbajo Ultimatum To Submit Budgets Of Revenue Generating Agencies by jtwest(m): 5:47am On May 18, 2017
Senate wants to know the size of yams everybody will get at the end of 2017 grin

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by jtwest(m): 5:36am On May 18, 2017
So make we chill then cool

CelebritiesRe: Adekunle Gold's Band, ‘The 79th Element’ Unveiled After YBNL Exit (Photos) by jtwest(m): 5:34am On May 18, 2017
Na so grin see him cap like beehive grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by jtwest(m): 5:27am On May 18, 2017
The king; the towncrier, even his right and left hand men are asleep when the kingdom is on fire grin this era of change, make d dashboards change naw.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by jtwest(m): 5:24am On May 18, 2017
Oluwacephas:
That picture don dey this thread since 12 even when nysc no gree change date so please don't believe that thing
Oh sir! You are a life saver o grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by jtwest(m): 5:22am On May 18, 2017
Make i dey reason the story wey I go tell everybody for this street wey don dey eye me.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by jtwest(m): 5:18am On May 18, 2017
Emcee6:
Saw this in a group, heard nysc is still uploading n would notify everyone by either email or text
This confirms some people are in stream 1 already na and less hope for us wey done see stream 2 on our dashboard; dis weak me o aswear.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by jtwest(m): 5:11am On May 18, 2017
angry angry grin all the people wey talk say them no go sleep last night; dem dey snore soteyyy they don swallow their pillow. cheesy grin grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by jtwest(m): 5:07am On May 18, 2017
Aaahhhhhh frick! Connection to dstv signal is lost angry who I vex bai, edakun epp me na dstv. cheesy
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by jtwest(m): 5:06am On May 18, 2017
RoyalSleek:
Be like say Una just dey check am.. I was shocked when I checked around 1:06am only to discover it's same response for everybody.

I'll check again by 9am. Make nysc stop this expensive play o. Make I continue my sleep.
Brotherly I just woke up o; I cannot do overnight no sleep for nysc or anything in this country; in fact am watching trace t.v. now now just to make sure I no dwell on d matter. Keyboard warriors will soon wake up.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by jtwest(m): 4:55am On May 18, 2017
Nistfrank:
anybody in stream2
Seems everybody is in stream 2 cheesy it is a ghenghen something; I no go just comot house today sef. My chest dey do me somehow grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by jtwest(m): 4:53am On May 18, 2017
angry angry angry grin as I check my mail see one stupid thing asking me if I bought a new device; I know say kasala don burst. Bet which kyn wahala be dis sef angry angry
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by jtwest(m): 9:56pm On May 17, 2017
Chriswazo:
stop this rubbish or i have u banned for 7 days.
tongue

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by jtwest(m): 9:34pm On May 17, 2017
mandibeauty:
Turn on ur Bluetooth grin
shocked
Ooooh it's going down! If you ain't 21 shut your eyes; make i borrow kemen lips suck some vaccine cheesy
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by jtwest(m): 9:13pm On May 17, 2017
mandibeauty:
Huh! I can feel d atmosphere. D numbe of person online dis night is outrageous. Anyway... So happy bc I got my certificate today n also took the vaccine for the meningitis
Can I get small from your vaccine. grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by jtwest(m): 9:11pm On May 17, 2017
godofwar666:
how far which state did u select? Moo I just dey dream since Monday sleep no too enter my body grin grin any form of bad state I rebuke it IJN undecided undecided
grin grin grin hihihihi Zamfara State then you go now forget your medical certificate at home on the sound of my whistle! Pheep! grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by jtwest(m): 9:08pm On May 17, 2017
sane93:
Make I finally ask my question. Can someone that doesn't want stream 1 and gets it swap with someone that wants stream 1?
Secondly, can States of deployment be swapped same as above?
Thirdly, how can I let nysc know my preferred options among the states I chose.
Serious answers o grin
I bind yo swapping spirit like kilode!
Oya repeat after me! Power enter me angry
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by jtwest(m): 8:29pm On May 17, 2017
thorrvik55:
Guy u no go go start dey read 4 ur 100level... Five years from now u knw weda nysc go stil deyhuh
grin grin he never even sure if he go graduate. Make he wait for him 100 level first semester result na, he no go remember N not to say YSC. grin grin

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by jtwest(m): 4:35pm On May 17, 2017
grin cheesy angry 19800 for everybody pretty soon; whether there is inflation or deflation, we no wan know embarassed tongue

RomanceRe: Covenant University Graduate Searching For A Husband Lists Specifications by jtwest(m): 4:14pm On May 17, 2017
grin make I just shoot her; na number 2 requirement comot me, I just look my pot belly shocked

NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by jtwest(m): 4:07pm On May 17, 2017
grin grin grin grin Abegi make some people volunteer to wait till Friday before the check for call up letter make una no crash internet tomorrow grin grin thank God say na mail them go send am into. cheesy that NYSC site no go fit handle the traffic. angry


N.B: Night Vigil for Gmail account tonight, shey I go fit sleep like this grin wake up like 100 times in d nite. cool
PoliticsRe: 2017 Budget Faces Fresh Hurdle At National Assembly by jtwest(m): 1:05pm On May 16, 2017
grin grin they know when It gets to Ac. President Yemi Osinbajo's desk everything will be properly scrutinized and the yam will be weeded out. undecided e go be! kiss
FamilyRe: 6 Hilarious Ways Nigerian Mothers Make Conversation With Children by jtwest(m): 12:51pm On May 16, 2017
;Dwat else can I say the commentators b4 me have covered it. cool happy mother's day in arrears.
Car TalkRe: Toyota Wants You To Stop Calling Its Cars Boring - Do You Think They Are Boring? by jtwest(m): 12:36pm On May 16, 2017
Hian! Mr Toyoda should better be careful and make sure it's still affordable for the masses grin cos that's the edge they have in dis country. cool
CrimeRe: Lady Caught Stealing, Stripped Unclad, Blames It On Charm (Photos) by jtwest(m): 12:28pm On May 16, 2017
Damibiz:
99 days for za owner,1 day for za thief....please next time post in za right section
Wrong way bro; the other way round, but I get ur point. grin
CultureRe: Obas Council Gives Olugbo Four Days To Withdraw Statement Over Superiority by jtwest(m): 12:26pm On May 16, 2017
When it's not an issue; nobody should waste their saliva jare, can we use on thoughts and saliva on useful trivial matters not one man calling himself leader; you can call yourself anything doesn't make you. Gbam! angry
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Members Captured By Soldiers (Photos) by jtwest(m): 12:31pm On May 14, 2017
undecided the government is negotiating with terrorists na so if they are real useful boko boiz; they might be exchanged for chibok gurls
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by jtwest(m): 9:49pm On May 13, 2017
undecided Fastfoward to 3 weeks from now; you are under your mosquito nets, trying to sleep despite the annoying buzzing sounds of the mosquitoes tongue after standing for four hours on the parade ground grin and eating a morsel of FG dinner. grin grin living the dream cool
TravelRe: Man Takes Selfie After Accident, Gives Thanks To God For Survival (Photos) by jtwest(m): 3:30pm On May 12, 2017
grin oh it's happening! the end is near

TravelRe: Man Takes Selfie After Accident, Gives Thanks To God For Survival (Photos) by jtwest(m): 3:29pm On May 12, 2017
grin oh it's happening! the end is near angry
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by jtwest(m): 9:19am On May 11, 2017
kenkszii:
BREAKING NEWS.......... NYSC SUSPEND 2017 ORIENTATION EXERCISE DUE TO NON PASSAGE OF 2017 BUDGET BY THE SENATE 

The national youth service corps, (NYSC) has suspended the proposed NYSC orientation camp scheduled to commence on the 23rd of May 2017 indefinitely. 

According to the news agency of Nigeria, NAN, this was disclosed in a statement by the NYSC director of press and public relations Mrs. Abosede Aderibigbe in Abuja yesterday during a press briefing by the NYSC ahead of the preparation to the 2017 orientation course which she attributed to the non availability of funds occasioned by the non passage of the 2017 appropriation bill which also contains the budget of the NYSC for the 2017 mobilization exercise. She stressed that a new date will be communicated to all prospective corps members in due course when the federal executive council ( FEC ) and the national Assembly resolved the lingering issues bothering on the effective passage and implementation of the 2017 budget. 

She however, stressed that the NYSC will do anything within her powers to ensure a successful orientation course in the shortest possible time as talks is currently ongoing with the various arms of government and relevant stakeholders concerned and urge all PCMs to remain calm as NYSC is on top of the issue and will communicate a new date to all PCMs for the orientation course. 

Meanwhile, all effort to reach the director general of NYSC, Brig. Gen. Suleiman Kazaure at press time prove abortive as all calls placed across his phone were not picked nor returned at press time. Vanguard gathered 

It was at this point, I woke up all to discovered that I was DREAMING all along. Lolzzz 

Abeg I dey kaduna. If you vex well well, carry your canvass when you don buy in preparations for camp take stone me. I go gladly take am 

Good evening fellow PCMs.😃😃😃😃😜🤠😎
this is why osama bin laden bombs people.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2017 Batch A Corps Members House by jtwest(m): 9:47am On May 05, 2017
knacker:
Lols
Daz where d dethronement is seriously needed
Dos accusing him shud endeavour to win dat page or else if he re emerges ... grin d circle continues
Oh the buhari goons for second term; grin grin grin

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