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folakemigeh:
oh my God!!!

I cant imagine the type of diseases this girl must have passed to several men and women also.

I can not even imagine the type of demon that will be living in such girl



In all my entire life, i am so sure i have slept with not more than 40 Men

40 sef no much at all

Their printer for Senate no too good, see as ink splash for the paper

Abeg no use pikin life do propanga, make he go ccb resume him case, leave matter for Matthias, let them practising medical people do their work.

Now one of the requirements for thieves is to carry a celophene or any smooth material like in fast 5 for u to press ur thumb on. and case solved.

:Pwhy rush camp na? Wait! which one be cut off night?

:oah! I just weak for this thread! Can everybody just stay in their age bracket wat the fork!

Here lies the field where I grow my ****s and behold. .............

And dis is news how? its even on the front page.

;Dshe so fine she hurts my eye

Make we see wetin go happen after passing out parade.

uzeba:
nice one!

Having fulfilled this constitutional duty,
"I begin my reign with profound emotion at the honour of accepting the Crown, aware of the responsibility it entails and with the greatest hope for the future of batch 17a"

cutestcuty you've always been there!
thanks everyone!
#dictatorship!

His Royal imperial Majesty in his Highness
May your reign be less stressful for pcms meanwhile my one cent.......

pinnket:
Hi everyone,

The medical center has started Medical Screening for Prospective Corp Members.

Before you ask if it is compulsory to do it in University of Lagos, I have no idea about that so try making enquiries on your own. But it is better to be safe than sorry in case the hospital you make use of is not recognized.

For those of you that completed your medical screening, this is where you get to experience it's benefit at a cost. If you intend to do your medical screening, all that is needed is the card that was given to you after you completed your medical registration and take it to the front desk there. Once you do that, the letter will be typed up and it is either you get it immediately or you come back at the advised day given to you. Note: The price is #2000.

For those of you that were too busy to do the medical screening while you were still in the University, this is were you will do it by force and unfortunately, it requires you to pay #10000.

The money that is enough to buy land in my village, abegi! I debunk the rumour

Mama said you stole thigh of chicken from the soup pot, you said no it's chicken wing! una still be thief! That applies to the emirate.

Beating the away coach blue black another good

Sanchez01:
So your village cows are that tall and fair skinned?

SAVAGE!

But.............who snap her?

those women in hijab ehn if they carry their hijab up, throw it away; carry their kasa put for your head. Aswear they will finish you.

what is my consign--------ment!

La la la la lalalala

NYSC Shaaaa they sha made sure I pay for call up letter, when school is stone throw to my crib. Issokai

Comparing Herrera to Kante is like comparing Robben to Ronaldo; well Robben is good not doubt but Ronaldo is amazing, that's that's difference.

From Headquarter of Nairaland Censors Management: see crowd for this thread

:Dmadam olga what other way are you insinuating?

Monday morning palaver, miss the days when I used to be non challant and love procrastinating

Abeg Remita has not sent me an email, does dat mean i should not pay yet? And retry generating another rrr


Well red face here, Remita ain't open; just reloading the nysc page.

BBN this BBN that! Person no go fit sleep again

Drama e go be for Osinbajo office like dat, fit be buhari wey send am to go see vp for office like dat o, come send the text of him suspension to aso rock group page. bubu is savage.

Davidtolu:
May be it is a combination of d 3k for call up letter nd 1k for their service.

Yeah I pretty much guess so.

RoyalSleek:
Pure scam. I'm doing for #1k( workmanship) at a cyber cafe in Yaba. Call- letter payment = 3k + plus commission (100naira). Total = 4100


There's nothing like accredited nysc registration centres. Just get a good cyber cafe in your area.

Thanks

Someone just told me the online registration will cost 4k, someone should confirm the Tsunami?