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Family / Re: Heeelllpppppp! Advice Urgently Needed. by JudgementHammer: 9:49pm On Jan 08, 2017
Jimi23:


The immature brainless animal here is u. Next time borrow a brain b4 typing bull since ur skull has got just poo in it.
Lol. See the hopeless mumu again. This guy na entertainer walahi

Family / Re: Heeelllpppppp! Advice Urgently Needed. by JudgementHammer: 9:47pm On Jan 08, 2017
prettyangel10:
Hello Jimi, I feel your sister's pain. And when I say I feel her pain, I'm serious about it, because I'm a single lady too, most people see matured single ladies as someone who is either been selective, or has done "shakara" with men. Especially if d lady in question is somewhat beautiful. Now, to your question, like everyone has said here, your sister should break up with the guy already, he is a scam.

Then, You dont need to abuse or curse anyone on this forum, just take the various advices from people here and move on. People are entitled to their various opinions.
The idiiot no go hear this kind advice o. Rotten brain dey hear word? The dignity he's supposed to get for defending his sister's interest sef, hes already losing it and yet he won't stop. He doesn't even know when to stop

Jimi23:


Receive sense. Ur "goat" head needs a bomb cos its worthless anyway.

Family / Re: Heeelllpppppp! Advice Urgently Needed. by JudgementHammer: 9:17pm On Jan 08, 2017
Jimi23:


I guess u didn't read the part where I said u are worse than a fool, nitwi-t.
Jimi23:


Premium Basta-rd, U sabi mock and judge unfairly but see as u dey bark like demented dog upon say I serve u with ur own lethal poison. God punish u, punish ur entirely hopeless, accursed lineage. Na spiritual hammer go burst that ur empty skull. Anofia.

Family / Re: Heeelllpppppp! Advice Urgently Needed. by JudgementHammer: 9:01pm On Jan 08, 2017
Jimi23:


I send am back to you and ur useless lineage a million fold up to 10million generations. Perpetual Mockery in all spheres of life shall be ur portion. All of ur cursed lineage.
And the baastaard types more lifeless points after promising to keep silent...
Family / Re: Heeelllpppppp! Advice Urgently Needed. by JudgementHammer: 8:57pm On Jan 08, 2017
Jimi23:


Sore loser. Ur mum should have flushed ur demented foetus into the latrine instead of bring u to a life of perpetual misery.
you see why I guessed right? Lol you just said you will keep silent but a bastaard always proves himself right and not keeping to his word is a sure proof of being one

youre clearly a baaastaaard!

oya say another one. i ready for you tonight
Family / Re: Heeelllpppppp! Advice Urgently Needed. by JudgementHammer: 8:53pm On Jan 08, 2017
Jimi23:


I will only stay silent for a fool but sorry egg head u worse than a fool so ur poo head deserves some bashing. The curse remains with ur ugly daughters and their generations cos an individual with an evil mind like yours can never bring forth anything good.
as you type them, they gum on each of children(male or female, born or unborn) in 7folds for each. except you no type again. but as you type it, it's sticking on them.
Family / Re: Heeelllpppppp! Advice Urgently Needed. by JudgementHammer: 8:50pm On Jan 08, 2017
Jimi23:


So u admit I'm a being and u are a brainless animal who lacks empathy with poo in his skull as brain. STFU
lemme guess. when you were born, you were thrown into a septic tank before a good Samaritan found you. that's probably why you're reasoning like a maternal waste product like this.

so creatively stupiiid, excellent in fooolishness and channeling thoughtfulness in an unexposed and unpresentable manner. wasted sperm seed

Lol authentic mumu
Family / Re: Heeelllpppppp! Advice Urgently Needed. by JudgementHammer: 8:40pm On Jan 08, 2017
Jimi23:


Every beautiful daughter of my family but one is married. As you take delight in mockery and unfair judgement on other people's daughters so shall it be upon your daughters as well. Shikena.
you just proved you deserve the height of mockery

if you knew how to handle mockery, you would know silence is the answer to mockers but as e dey pain you make I dey ginger d pain more and more.

Lol educated foool
Family / Re: Heeelllpppppp! Advice Urgently Needed. by JudgementHammer: 8:32pm On Jan 08, 2017
Jimi23:


That curse na 4 u and ur generations to the one millionth generation. If you have no sensible contribution to make just shut up and accept ur fate on the irreversible curse upon your miserable life. I dash you and ur ugly daughters,their daughters, daughter's daughters the curse, evil judgements and mockery. Infact,ur generations till infinity and beyond. That curse will stick to your lineage. Frustrated dumb head.
Aha. Lol. see me see wahala o. na me say make u or ur sisters dem no marry? sorry o. God go answer ur prayer for where e dey pain you o. i know say when they marry ur mind go come down.

imagine cursing empty curses upon say you know see man call you.

Again in a simple sentence, all those curses are rendered lifeless as long as you direct them to me and wont come to pass but now as i direct them to you, whatever sorrow is making you freak out and transferring online aggression necessarily will increase more and more

Lol. dramatic lunatic
Family / Re: Heeelllpppppp! Advice Urgently Needed. by JudgementHammer: 3:09pm On Jan 08, 2017
Jimi23:







"She obviously wasn't heartbroken, been choosy or pride kept her due late."

May these exact same judgemental EVIL words be used on your daughters too by the time they hit their thirties.

Do unto others... As u take style judge that innocent woman na so dem go take style judge ur own daughters too. Since na u sabi act as judge for matter wey u no sabi anything about. Ur judgement upon her, I send them to your daughters too. Next time u go dey reason b4 yarning bull.
Lol. you mumu o. so you waste your time and spend all your energy type wetin no exist. online curse na curse? account weh go later deactivate at d end. you just too stuupiid to have a detailed argument with.

well in a simple sentence, 7fold of all you said dey follow your generation to the tenth for back.

unrealistic baboon

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Family / Re: I Want Our Baby To Stop Biting Me! How? by JudgementHammer: 12:44am On Jan 08, 2017
airminem:
@ JudgementHammer
There are HUGE differences between relating to your child what they just did and how it felt, to abusing your child okay.
Please
Lol. So it took you this long to differentiate btwn sarcasm and real post. Anyway sorry if I WS harsh.
Family / Re: Heeelllpppppp! Advice Urgently Needed. by JudgementHammer: 12:41am On Jan 08, 2017
Jimi23:


Don't judge what u know nothing about. You will have a daughter one day. May she be judged in equal proprtion.
My own daughters no go reach 30 before they will be joyfully and happily married. if na curse back to sender.
Family / Re: I Want Our Baby To Stop Biting Me! How? by JudgementHammer: 1:02am On Jan 07, 2017
airminem:

Pepper? How could i do such a thing.. Please
Shuu you even ask how to do am.

Ok soak dry alligator pepper inside water and rob it on his mouth, if he Recover from after 2days and him mouth no peel, and he no stopbd biting, repeat the process and see wonder.
Family / Re: Heeelllpppppp! Advice Urgently Needed. by JudgementHammer: 12:57am On Jan 07, 2017
In her thirties and still falling for such a cheap approach. She obviously wasn't heartbroken, been choosy or pride kept her due late.

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Family / Re: I Want Our Baby To Stop Biting Me! How? by JudgementHammer: 12:49am On Jan 07, 2017
Put alligator pepper in his mouth he will not bite again. Dem no born am well to bite again
Romance / Re: How Far Can You Travel To Satisfy Your Partner ?? by JudgementHammer: 8:25pm On Jan 06, 2017
Your girl na your girl. Na you know wetin you see in her weh make you fit travel planet for her. Some girls no worth 2miles. So getting a good girl is the koko
Romance / Re: "Violence Is Necessary In Marriage" by JudgementHammer: 7:58pm On Jan 06, 2017
This one is worse than a boy, he's an unexposed crazeperson. Lol. Openly bragging about women abuse. Quite foolish and he no see senior brother to tell am.



Bur in his stupidity, he mentioned a bitter fact many women arent sincere to themselves about. That they behave like babies....Seriously na true...from my personal experience, its easier to relate happily with children than with women sometimes

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Romance / Re: How Is Glo Network Service In Your Area? by JudgementHammer: 8:03pm On Jan 05, 2017
YoungRichRuler:
cry

This is not to discredit any network but GLO network in my area is BAD.


I remember when I ported to GLO all in the name of patriotism....

It was a terrible period for me. I have to be climbing chairs and standing on tables close to a window before I could send a whatsapp message even on 3G!


since then I ported back to me previous service provider

Speed is the main point of a good Internet service. Quantity is always better than QUALITY.
I'd rather buy 1.5GB for a higher amount than buy if for 500 without being able to use it.
Exactly my point. I'm gonna have to go back to my previous network provider too.

This glo is a full bowl of shit

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Romance / Re: How Is Glo Network Service In Your Area? by JudgementHammer: 7:28pm On Jan 05, 2017
lordizak:


very fast, na im i take dey browse.
Which area be dat.
Romance / How Is Glo Network Service In Your Area? by JudgementHammer: 7:20pm On Jan 05, 2017
Well everyone knows that glo MB is cheaper especially for android phones but the network is so bad too bad even to make a call let alone browsing or downloading. The most annoying part of it is that there's no response from any agent when there care line is called, they say its serve yourself...rubbish. I've barely spent 2months using it and I'm thinking of switçhing to the more expensive airtel or Etisalat which both have fast network services.

I stay in ojo area of lagos. Pls who else have such a complain?
Romance / Re: Helpful Tips Every Shy Guy/girl Can Use To Win A Crush Over by JudgementHammer: 4:50pm On Jan 05, 2017
Ive never seen a shy girl before. Its those who ignore men's advances as thier style of rudeness that i know.

Then when the man is gone, they'll yab the living daylight out of him.
Romance / Re: What Are Some Good Ways To End A Conversation Without Being Rude? by JudgementHammer: 1:27pm On Jan 05, 2017
Really its not rude. But sounds too official

In your perspective its not rude but have you viewed it from his? He probably wants you to be playful in your greetings. Like "guy/pappy/nna/chairman sleep plane don land from China o, e be like say u go release me till tomorrow abi how u see am...sleep tight...dream of money o...see ya"

It also depends on the context of your conversation before u got to the greeting. If you have been answering all his chat with k, k, k as u girls do it and then wrap it up with such a formal greeting, he goes like...wetin dey do dis girl sef. Her yanga too much.

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Family / Re: What Was The Strangest Thing You Found Cleaning Out Your Parents’ House? by JudgementHammer: 12:53am On Jan 05, 2017
My father wardrobe get love letter boku inside. He wrote to my mum including letter of anger when dey once had a mild break up after my my birth
Romance / Re: I Could Give My Life For Her... by JudgementHammer: 12:32am On Jan 05, 2017
Abeg die sharpsharp. At least if God can touch about 80% of unemployed graduates the way he's touching you so that they will die of ritual or suicide, the hope of us the remaining 20% will rise and we won't compete much for good job.

So dear pls complete d sacrifice. Ritual isn't enough. Its d death gangan that is d koko. Abeg die, die pls die. God will bless u biko. Die Abeg.
Romance / Re: Couple Come Under Fire As They Shock With Their Sex Positions Pre-wedding Photo by JudgementHammer: 6:41pm On Jan 04, 2017
Madness get china brand and tokunbo

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Romance / Re: Can U Do This For Your Friend? by JudgementHammer: 8:08am On Jan 04, 2017
colik:

Thank you for the compliment. smiley
You're welcome
Romance / Re: Please Help! by JudgementHammer: 7:52am On Jan 04, 2017
Shuu. But you're not breastfeeding yet. Abeg gimme milk, I need breast milk.

Let us see the picture of your mammary glands first.
Romance / Re: SHe's Trying To Take Advantage Of Me.. What Can I Do by JudgementHammer: 7:35am On Jan 04, 2017
Quintessential1:


That's a very terrible advice!
Lol. Was dizzy when I typed it.
Romance / Re: SHe's Trying To Take Advantage Of Me.. What Can I Do by JudgementHammer: 10:46pm On Jan 03, 2017
Op I know say you no get anything that will cost you a lot to give him for free. So why you dey complain. Gain your honour by giving him what will cost you something for free too. Even if it just means finding time and tfare to go to his house. Don't worry he won't kill you.

Even Jesus weh use him lifeblood give you salvation I know say you no fit give am ordinary your menses blood talkless of your original blood
Romance / Re: SHe's Trying To Take Advantage Of Me.. What Can I Do by JudgementHammer: 10:42pm On Jan 03, 2017
wtfCode:
Abeg return the phone.
U're the 1 taking advantage of him. angry
Sexx ain't nothing.
If u don't like him,why take his gift?

Some gals with their brain sef sad
Exactly. The right answer
Romance / Re: Can U Do This For Your Friend? by JudgementHammer: 10:39pm On Jan 03, 2017
colik:
Oh yeah! cheesy
Girl you're pretty
Religion / Re: Prophetess Mary Olubori Twerks For Her Husband (Pics + Video) by JudgementHammer: 10:35pm On Jan 03, 2017
The husband shape of head be like local breed coconut with that funny moustache. God forgive me o

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