Guy na friendzone u dey oh. U fucck up sef. Why u quick let her know say na you? U suppose let her continue to bleeping point so u go see her true color

Chai e just be like say she go stain dat white cloth with her black color. Black girls mess dey smell black too. Her sweat no go gud oh. She must of necessity change undies everyday. And torchlight is needed if bleeping her in the dark.

Lol but she's cute and clean sha.

So far we never marry no problem. I'll just fucck her like 10 more times and release her to the hands of who God calls next.

Lol. Those ppl e be like say their daily bread comes from nairaland oh. I dey wonder whether dem get work or lectures at all.

Haba!

chubhiee:

Sukkot!

Lolz

It depends on d age of d sugar daddy. If he's in his 80s no problem, we'll just be taking his money to build future for ourselves but if he's in his 50s, 60s, early 70s, mheen its too risky he still has energy to Bleep my girl so bad she may decide to marry him both for money and fucking.

Naira devaluation don kill lof for naija o

Well don't do something crazy so early. 1st of all do something wise then use craze back up the wisdom.

In essence, try get a concrete eveidence 1st over which u can take action to any length bcus without it, u may just be responding jealously to mere fictions. So u could try trace them to catch them redhanded and as u do that, try trace and get close to his woman too so that when u catch dem redhanded, instead of breaking the roof, u too will just be discharging semmen inside his babe's pusssy too. Equation balanced.

sakabe:


how can your best friend slept ur mum... you should blame ur mum!
Shey dem drug her ni? if she's happy with it, why bother yourself... you beta go out there and continue making ur money!

But ur topic tho, it's hilarious! you may consider reviewing it!

Lol guy, mum no dey d post oh

It becus the women that can love a guy ur age are around 20yrs or lower and na biscuit brain dem get at that age and so immature. You even try. At least u bold enough to say what u feel. Many girls ur age no fit do am. Money or no money b4 u go see girl weh make sense na around 25/26.

Dating is ok but marrying no. Na so so transfer every time

Fucck very well especially at 3rd trimester so that the way no go too tight for d pikin head. Na why may pikin be imbbecile from tender age be dat. The tight road don press the skull against the brain.

Ah it won't be easy o cuz d attraction might wanna set in later and if she refuses to let him into d house, he would think she's using power bcus her husband now have money and owns the house and she in turn wouldn't want him to feel hurt that way.

I'll advice she tell her husband and d man shdn't let him in bcus he may grow to become a wild and disrespectful tenant (courtesy of his wife's influence) and it will be too late to react then as it would have become a gossip topic in d compound that they had something personal for such a hot fight.

Its a love/money charm for favors. He puts it on his eyelid like eye pencil. On the 1st paper he noted he'll fix his gaze on women with the eyelid charm. Then written on d last paper is as follows;

-A goat does not see odan leaf and ignores it

-A sheep does not see iyeye leaf and ignores it

-A fowl does not see corn and ignores it

-Anybody that looks into my eyes, me ....... the child of ........ Let them love me and always give me money. Let them give me riches.

I suspect ur husband is either a babalawo or a client to a babalawo. Abi na juju he take marry you sef.

Lalasticlala, mynd44 come and see juju.

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Nice question op. It only shows how unreal the world we find ourselves in is. As if God who created romance said its only for tall ppl. We just create different kind of standards for ourselves..standards that do not take its source from the creator of love and romance himself. Can we know romance more than its creator? I do think of it too actually and many more like it.

Lalasticlala ishilove tosyn2much how does this pertain to romance yet you guys ban those who don't do this.

If robot put iron pennis inside vagina and the iron with sharp end come chuk her inside, wetin go happen then.

Make dem go do round 2 inside bathroom where water dey na.

Seriously I issue big big curses on the moderators who just ban anyhow without 1st checking out what they want to ban whether it is offensive or not. Actually the reported post most times are true facts to d masses but bcus just one person finds it offensive due to having grudges with the poster, he clicks report and d mumu moderators too (with their african instinct of personal incompetence which is actually nigeria's problem today) will just ban u straight away when there are other serious offenders in the forum. Very crude and local people

nenergy:

Nigerians, always answering queson with queson.

Its because ur question comes with a lot of ignorance

mamagee3:
What does forming mean?

Heheheheh. Finally u're gradually becoming a real nigerian as u get used to d words and culture which you somehow missed while growing up there. Thank God for nairaland, at least u're home here even though u're not in nigeria physically.

Anyway forming is a slang (apart from its real english meaning) as it is usually used in this forum. It means trying to prove to be hard or mean when actually u're soft and tender within but u don't wanna show it, maybe to friends or peers etc. Or when a girl really likes a guy or d way d guy woos her but doesn't want to show so fast how much she admires or likes him hence trying to be hard to convince. In such a case, we'll say "she's forming hard to get". Its a common trend among girls

1st of all are u married or a virgin?

God don give u ikebe blessing. Her yannsh fit you. Congrats! May d yannsh big forth good fruits

Seriously I'm not married too but that's what I might likely do too so as not to hurt my wife by looking out.

mamagee3:
My Neighbor's Mom Asked My Mom about me and if I'm going to school really hard. She also complained to my mother that I don't greet her.

What do you all make of this?

Simple. They like you but you lack the knowledge of afrrican culture of respect. If you were in her shoes, would you be d 1st to greet a young girl your daughter's age? You who's already full of pride at this little age

Bleep him on jawe. God did not give u a pusssy to be selfish with it.