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IvarTheTerrible:


As an undercover officer in the Nigerian Police, i was caught up in a robbery at the neighbourhood grocery store at Umuahia

After buying St Moritz cigarettes, I was window-shopping - things my 75000 naira salary couldn't buy

I was at the perfume section farthest from the entrance when i heard " Make una drop am!!!, biko, biko!!!"

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1st lesson of Police training school - assess your surroundings.

I quickly checked the CCTV cameras and i saw 3 fierce looking boys up to no good.


One was guarding the entrance, one robbing customers and the last one was stationed on the girl at the counter. Division of labour at its best.


Back to my story, where was I?


I silently said my last prayers under my breath unlike the those screaming "Amadioha, Jesus and Allah" at the top of their lungs.

I drew my service pistol silently and inched forward slowly in combat stance, sweating furiously even under the A.C.

BANG! I plugged the Mr. Customer Service. His blood splashed on one fat Deeper Life looking woman.


" BLOOOOOOODDDDD OFFFFFFF JESSSSSSUSSSS !!!!!!!" She screamed. How she knew his name, i know not


The gunshots were loud and deafening.

Mr. Doorman was trying to run away, fumbling with the lock. I shot him in the back.

Lesson Number 2 : Use maximum deadly force if belligerents are armed. 2 down out of 3.

I turned to face the last one at the counter.

All i saw was the frightened face of the cashier


Lesson Number 3 : How could i forget ? DON'T BE OUTFLANKED. DON'T BE OUTFLANKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Several things happened in the next 5 nerve-wracking seconds......



I looked at the girl's face.... her eyes went behind me AND..........



I looked at the CCTV AND...................................................



My eyes saw a running movement in the cameras AND................


I heard movement behind me


A split second before my eyes + brain + feet + ears combined as ONE!!!!!

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I was already diving when i felt the impact on my back, the force propelled me against the shelf full of cornflakes.


I was coughing up blood, my knees bent..... gun lost in the dive when he walked up to me


He cocked the sawned off shot -gun to dispatch me to my Maker


Lesson Number 99 : ALWAYS keep a side chick

I had a side piece in my ankle holster.... I pulled it and shot him in his right eye.

Maybe i eventually met my Maker, but he definitely did so before me

The End.

Asshurbanipall:
What is wrong with the class room? This class room is among the best when you compare it to other state universities in Nigeria.
You finished that boy! Lol


No wonder, probably because you attended one of those universities that looks like poultry farm

Castroii:
Ok, but tasking the elites to do the job of the government is a way of admitting that the government has failed in its duties, just like the way you guys are waiting for Dangote to build refinery for Nigeria.
And the talk about almajiri, that should be a story for another day.

LuciferAkbar:
Dangote should steer clear of this rabid Afonja cannibal.

With what I'm seeing, he is ready to eat Dangote.
He can eat his fellow ritualist, E-Money, we don't mind.

In 500 years time, trust Afonjas to deify this idiot & start worshipping him as the god of sophistication.





*spits

farem:
Chai! I disagree with you... BUT....


You're right!

xtremeTall:
lol

meritadavize1:
Lord why me, and my own parent died when I was still small which expose me to hardships.

Zamar44:
I almost thought I'd make FTC