₦airaland Forum

YungMillionaire:
Premiership takes many so called top managers chew them up and spits them out...even Mourinho (the self acclaimed special one) was severely disciplined by the league.

Just imagine if Nigerians had the same passion for Nigerian clubs as they have for British clubs...our league may have become far more advanced than it is today.

Exactly what we need... Wikki tourist for life

The truth is, she's a Nigerian and she has every right to be appointed regardless of her tribal affiliation...

Thanks for this

I'm sorry for what you went through in the hands of the people that should care the most. Nigeria is slowly sinking into a state of moral and ethical decadency and i wonder what will be left of this country in 20 years from now. I'm hoping for the best though

seunmohmoh:
1 GB will finish in 5 minutes. Una well-done o.

5 minutes? Are you kidding? It'll finish in less than 3 minutes of average use

DonFreshmoney:
He wont reach Monday in Abuja before hearing he would be going on another jamboree.. I can bet my house

Oya, let's go there na play i dey play oOo

Hmmmm!!! RIP to the dead man.
Many are mad but only few are roaming. I hope that none of us will meet our deaths in the hands of our partners and may the universe grant his family the fortitude to bear the loss

Harlequeen:
Are you interested to know?

Yeap

Great stuff. My question is... What do you have to offer if you get all these attributes that you want in a man?

content208:
"Fool" isn't necessarily an abuse. It is a description of an act.

What was written was "fools" which was the object of the sentence and which describes a person or people with little intelligence or poor judgement. I'll still say thank you though.

OyinO:
God or Devil's anointing has done nothing for Africans before. Why didn't your God kill the Devil? because it would be game over for religious business?

Yes sir.. Ask them... They'll say god has a plan

content208:
The things of the spirit always sound stupid to fools.

continue sir or ma... What i just feel for y'all is pity. I'm not religious but i will never reduce myself into calling someone a fool... Thank you sir.. may your good god bless you

content208:
That sounds too high for your stone age brain, right?

I can't believe the fact that people believe in these things.

Alvin212:
Anointing can't stop pastor from buying private jet

That's right

DMerciful:
You did not get the drift. Patrick Sawyer escaped from custody and started spreading ebola. 60,000 hiv people are on the loose, dint go back for treatment!

Ooh damn... Mind blown

An educative thread that people could just have read and moved has now turned into a tribal war zone. Hmmmm... This contraption was a British mistake...jizzzz

gaskydudu:
Perfect candidates to train for the Olympics swimming?

Were you reading my mind bro?

DMerciful:
To be forewarned is to be forearmed. Now you know there are 60,000 Patrick Sawyer on the loose.

Patrick Sawyer tested positive to the Ebola virus not HIV sir

She blamed it on the devil? LMAO...

GeoAfrikana:
Space is scarce in Lagos so I wouldn't expect less.

But, religious places (especially churches) can be a serious nuisance.

Imagine our house in Lagos, there's a church opposite it, another behind it and there's nasfat on the left. On the right there's a residential building, after that building there's another church.
Kilode?!

And you can trust that all these churches will do vigil at least 3 times a week. And these vigils will be with sophisticated microphones, drums, pianos and speakers.

Please don't try to visit us on a Sunday morning, you won't hear anything. Nasfat sef will join the jamboree and... Imagine how messed up the whole place will be.

And the house is even in a close (cul-de-sac) which is supposed to be a serene place.

I suggest that they even control the number of religious centres that can be available per unit radius (or something similar).

Then they should set a minimum size that a worship centre can have so that it can serve all the people in it's environment. Land is too scarce for all these noisy mushroom worship centres.

As a GIS expert, I, in collaboration with town planners, can help them execute this fine plan.

If there will be another church or mosque apart from the central one then they must not use megaphones or microphones.

The central mosques should use speakers for only official activities (5 daily prayers and Friday prayer) not even their Sunday asalatu.

The official church should use speakers only for official activities (Sunday service).

We need sanity in this country.

Yes boss. You've said it all

She won't change. She'll rather become something you can't handle. If you know she's not the one for you, let her go and move to the next one. There are a shitload of girls out there that are the current opposite of your current girlfriend. No one needs to tell you all these.

Hmmmmm
She didn't rape you though

Xisnin:
Why should a poor state have a beautiful assembly complex?
For what purpose?

The people indeed deserve their kind of leader.

Lmao

oz4real83:
The punishment for criminal activities for Nigerian big men is too lenient. That is why our big men always run to the courts when caught. Even if this man is convicted despite this henious crime, he won't get more than 5 years imprisonment. Somebody like this deserves a long term sentence of at least 50 years. If this is done, our people will run away from crime.

A number of death sentences won't be a bad idea too though.. Just saying

HRHQueenPhil:
I don't know why women like doing this.. stop depending on a man.. dat is why he wld beat u and u refuse to leave. How will a wife love a man dat beats her mercilessly.thats why she is finding pleasure elsewere..even if d landlord is ugly ,she will go for him if he is more matured and gentle..

Matured and gentle? Lol... Well, i think a lot of women will take such a man for granted but I'm also totally against physical or emotional abuse. Nobody deserves to be beaten

badboy92:
They killed my father few months ago, we rushed him to the hospital they said no deposit no treatment, at around 1am in the morning with no atm card.

And yes, it's a private hospital.


Nigeria has failed a lot of people, don't blame people wanting to run away, nothing works in this country

RIP dad

I'm so sorry for your loss. May God fill the vacuum he left behind. Take heart

I remember Lagbaja's song..200 million mumu

Who else misread the name as Stella Damascus?

Great job... We're waiting for the list of arrested corrupt politicians and other government workers too

BluntBoy:
Truth be told, that is one piece of an ugly automobile.

Okay. Show us your design. Even if it's in 3D or just a sketch. We'll like to have a look

Lmao... What the hell? Well, this is why it's important to marry a person who ain't ignorant of the facts of life. I guess he doesn't even give head cos it's a religious taboo aunty, I'm sorry o but like what People in Christianity, what God has joined together, let no man put.... Finish the thing

0monnak0da:
"Things are now flowing well"

A vague nebulous and meaningless statement, in short "NONSENSE"

Have you ever driven a car in Shanghai or London?

Please do not talk ignorantly.

Traffic congestion and air pollution are serious problems in those places

Well, thank you. Btw, i live in Chengdu and I've been to Shanghai. I've never driven a car in London but thanks for the way you responded to my post. I guess you're now a world champion. Jizzz, i blame the doctor who did humanity a disservice for not crushing your skull at birth.