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There are two things involved, it's either you're the father or she cheated on you. A DNA test will unleash the truth probably after four months but that's gonna be difficult since she doesn't know your predicament. So, i guess you'll have to wait until after the kid is born. Everybody will be alright las las. Cheers

NaijaMutant:
Lagos is such a crazy place to be.


No matter how sane you may think you are, the moment you enter into Lagos your sanity becomes exchanged with partial insanity, waiting for the day of manifestation.


The recent ban on Okada and Keke without palliatives has further driven the stress level in Lagos to an unbearable dimension.


Everybody for Lagos dey mad

Even the governor too is an ex-patient

Omo men!! See finishing

We shouldn't expect anything better from a primary school leaving certificate carrier who was lucky to join the military and push his way to the top. Funny enough, i don't blame him, i blame those who blindly voted him into power. This is just the beginning though. We haven't seen anything.

It seems Boko haram, Lassa fever, SARS, Fulani headmen, road accident and other 1000 ways to die in Nigeria haven't reduced our population to what the government wants it to be... They want to add elder Corona to the mix...lol...

Renforce:
These boys are cashing out madly


Call for our 250,000mAH lithium-ion solar powerbank that could power your TV, laptop, and up to 4 lighting points for up to 10 hours daily

What's the price range my brother?

"Let’s not forget that about a million lives were lost in Nigeria’s unfortunate civil war that was fought 50 years ago."

More than 2 million lives were lost...

Wilston:
This is your own good news another mans problem. You are demonic

hail Lucifer

At least some good news in 2020

Great one top man..

I've never been the guy who'll say stuff like this but i think the North will be the beginning of the end of Nigeria... If their leaders still have this kinda mentality, what are we to expect from the masses?
Nna ehn, i give up

This kinda of scene is gradually becoming normal in Nigeria. Ōmō men

Yes, you nag a lot.

WASSCE once
UTME once
Excelled in both but wasn't admitted into OAU.
I left the country and now i have two degrees

Well, ma niggi, this is the 21st century, you made a mistake and that's cool but there's still a chance that your side chick's baby might not be yours.. Moreover, it's better for you to actually tell your fiancée the truth. It's better for her to know than for her to learn of it from somebody else.

grandiose4ever:
Jeremiah 5:6

"Nítorí náà, kìnnìún láti inú igbó yóò kọlù wọ́n,
ìkookò aginjù yóò sì pa wọ́n run,
ẹkùn yóò máa ṣe ibùba sí ẹ̀bá ìlú yín
ẹnikẹ́ni tí ó bá jáde ni yóò fàya pẹ́rẹpẹ̀rẹ,
nítorí àìgbọ́ràn yín pọ,
ìpadàsẹ́yìn wọn sì pọ̀."




Olodo man. Where did he see "Amotekun"?

E ma da lohun jare

rockinrobin:
Hmmmmm, I am not in support of same-sex relationship but within my powers I will defend their basic human rights.

You're a legend bro....

We're sorry. Nigeria has failed you my dear. It's difficult to be a Nigerian

Why are they always in denial?

Heineken:
your wife?

The thing shock me oo... His wife?

daddytime:
What a sight for a parting memory.

Get the autopsy done to ascertain the cause of death, and release the poor girl if found innocent of the obese man's death.

I know right. I was shocked when i read that they've already charged the girl with murder without thorough investigation into the man's death

Oluneutral:
If the man is truly capable, let him prove the woman wrong before the adjourned date since that's the only area the wife accused him of incapable.

Maybe she's ugly

2020 keeps bringing in very surprising and bad news... Earthquake in Turkey, coronavirus in China, locust infestation in East Africa, flood in Brazil, now the great Kobe is dead.. i started playing basketball because of this dude.. Damn!!! RIP top man

Ain't nobody gonna talk about that girl's makeup... Damn!!!

Ma niggi, how old are you?

I don't even know what to type. It's like this country is gone

Our presidiot has gone to take advice from the odza room... LMAO.... To those who voted for this nigga twice, i think y'all need to get yourself checked We will? After how many years?

justnock:
Seven countries NOT to migrate to from Nigeria; Cambodia, Somalia, Yemen, Bangladesh, CAR, Burundi, Papua New Guinea.

Iran and Iraq

Ladycewhy:
These people will just sit down and create viruses so they can cash out in making anti virus. Smh.They keep using humans as collarateral damage to test run their bio warfare .


God knows if this enters Nigeria na die cos we don't have the wherewithal to contain any outbreak,we are still recording casualties from lassa fever.

I'm currently in Chengdu, Sichuan and according to the news going around here, it seems the virus actually originated from a particular sea food market where other animals such as civets and many wild animals are sold for food. I highly doubt the work of biohackers here cos the Chinese people can eat anything and that has a high propensity of exposing people to some diseases such as a guy who ended up with brain tapeworm after eating 火锅

They should just kidnap Buhari's daughter of they want to get that kind of money.

LMAO!!!! Is this man really serious about what he said? Yōrùbás are primitive. Well, let them be primitive, at least they're bringing up a force that'll protect human lives in their region.

Joshmodest:
How many people do you know that died of premarital sex , any stats...
Automobile accidents kills millions of people yearly , @ op have you stopped travelling by road ....
I have been practicing pre marital sex now for years , and I am fulfilling my potential to the best of my ability ..... And I know a whole lot of your Christian Brothers who abstain from it , and they are jobless and tired of life ...
My brother do what works for you , and stop shoving your opinions down other people's throats ...I hope you wouldn't be disappointed when you die and discover that the heaven you have been living for is mere fallacy have a good day !

You've said it all my brother. One bottle of orijin for you.

ghettokid1:
I will modify it

you're funny