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Chei! So my patoranking is taken? Not believing yet. Wait lemme call him

hatux:
Lol .. Seriously' 'em no dey get house..

Lolzz.. im get o... but once its 10pm the main gate is locked

Lol.. My bro nd cousin met some girls at the club last week, they said this babes were looking tushh and tight. They spent on them buying drinks at the club that night.. the girls said they own a house in GRA, so my bro nd co decided to follow this girls home. Them reach GRA junction b4 dem discover say the girls no even get house at all at all. .. the girls come show their true color as heavy ghetto runs girls.. the rest is history

Octaves:
My mom learnt how to drive before I was born. She doesn't drive often but when she does drive, i dey fear. She can't relax even when you are driving her, always complaining. Watch out for that! A keke is comimg out of that street! Take it easy! Hope you are seeing those children by the road! Ah ah! Complaint too much

Haha.. my mum too.. she complain on everything even the breeze when driving, "see this keke o" " no be me go kill you, u hear". its so so annoying.. I just block my ears with headphones

Watched through my kitchen window how one man was teaching a lady on the open field how to drive.. Mehn! Even tho I wasnt the instructor i was so pissed watching them . The woman spent an hr learning one thing.. and the poor guy was patiently standing under the sun teaching how to reverse.

colossus2:
I kept shouting and stopped teaching.
Common to turn the key and start the car was an issue initially, then while accelerating you would see both hands at the base of the steering, while turning the hands would form a cross on the steering (instead of freeing one hand while the other turns it).
I gave up mehn

omg! Laughed like crazy. got tears in my eyes

Fejok01:
Of what benefit?

My sister I wonder

rattlesnake:
He's an a55 hole

Why? How? no no no, just explain why his an a55 hole

Airforce1:
you no get nyansh sef

*choking* *coughs*

So this happened yesterday evening .I tried to withdraw but they said unable to dispense cash yet I received an alert that I withdrew 7k frommy acct. Banks not opening till wednesday . What do I do? Has this happened to anyone?

1. Riri . She's perfect! 2, Kim. her hips tho resemble those padded yanchh dem dey sell 4 Mile 1. Beyonce pose like all these 2go girls. Lolzz

Wtf? Listen to one blood and I'm taken, you would knw cynthia morgan make brain... when em talk bad she badder.. mo'chedda need to grow up, literary

What will you use to check it, post utme slip? Or jamb reg no

Most of these guys are not romantic o... besides, watching of all this telemudo nd the rest makes we ladies expect too much from a relationship, which is bad. I've complained of my bf not being romantic too, I just think we expect way too much.. Sadly, This is real life not the movies. Manage. Lol, there is no perfect bf anywhere

Airforce1: Liberian alert
Ladies and gentlemen

Ahh! No o. I'm Nigerian

Damm! I just shot myself on the foot

Airforce1: You're not a nigerian and will never be

Lol.. like I care. Take your Nigerian title -ship

A big NO.. I'm proud to be black not Nigerian

Lol. Fashion debut? This is just a regular pix... celebs ehn. Smh

Na wa oh.. the boy is ccute nau. Haba

Trending right now on Twitter is the question:
Olamide vs Phyno. Who do you prefer and why?


Both are good but I will go with the Man Of The Year (Phyno). He is more Mature

Well, I knew nairaland through google. When ever I made inquiry bout stuffs and include nigeria in the search, it always linked me to nairaland. The funny comments caught my attention, decided to sign up and That's how I became a big fan.


Share yours guys

Lol.. Op don suffer. I like the show anyway.

Iphone all the way. But I use Android for now, iphone is expensive tho

Timaya sexually abused? . #iffahear

Lol, on the contrary, I'm actually not like that, I like making a conversation worth it. I guess most girls just wanna feel hard to get, like it really matters. They still get laid after all the forming abi?

Depending on my mood. If I'm in a pissed off mood, i'd be like "take ur eyes off me jackass"