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dabrake: We go chop yam. Chopn't we?

Activityj: I'm at the toilet when she came.

IYA NGBALI: I wan go shiiit for latrine

Lwkmd.. Nairaland get characters oh!!

What time did you arrive lagos

Lol, dis one fit fall if u wear skirt o.. Lol, hw can somebody feel comfortable in dis

oluwashaddow: did he got married without a ring?..........cos I think it's his left hand he was using to hold d gal...... abi u don dey dey unfaithful after a week

some nairalanders make me sick . Do u want his ring 2 go missing, dnt u kw de fans might wnt 2 shake or hold him nd maybe de ring might go missin

@Op. I was coming wif Full man squad to attack you, but wen i read ur topic nd saw hw much sense it made, my liver fail me.. Most girls wana live lyk de chicks dey see on tv, looking all fly, fabulous, sophisticated. dats why dey try 2 date a guy wif mulla so dey can buy watever dey wnt, use trendy fone, shoes, hair, pheww! De list goes on..

Ehbonie: Yuck,irritating,feel like throwing up

Pheww! #SMH.. And wats yuck-ish bout de guy. Stop forming bull$hit abeg

*in Phyno's voice* You kw say we fit nwa!

Abu Mikey:

I wonder if You reason like a human!!

Its a concert for Zeus's sake,and this is its rehearsals,so as to make it the Perfect concert,even you would want to attend.

Just mere rehearsals for the stage performance,and you here talking outta the Box!!


Occultic ni , Celtic Druidism ni









I come in Peace oo

Jesus Christ!!! who quote me? Hw dare u quote me? Don't ever quote be again o.
Meanwhile, wat do u tink i meant wen i said "wtf is wif de occultic pose" i didn't call dem occultic members neither did i say dey were practicing cultism. I only meant dat de posture look weird nd occult-ish. Ok? Tnkz!

Wtf is wif de occult posing

Well mine was like dis; i jus came back 4rm a journey dere was nobody at home, everybody travelled. As i jus chilled on de bed, de thoughts of weed jus entered my head, i wanted 2 kw hw it felt like smoking weed. I had de fear dat wen u smoke weed u get mad. My broda told me he now smokes weed, i was wondering hw someone as soft as my bro smoke weed. So i said 2 myself if my bro can maybe i'll pass. I went to my dad's room, he also smokes weed. I searched for his stuff, he might av probably left some b4 he travelled, den i saw some he left, nd one he already rolled. I took de one he already rolled, lit it, inhaled nd puff. (wasn't sure i was doin it rite).
So wen i finished, i didn't feel anything, twas lyk i didn't even take anything. I was like " dere's nufin in dis so called weed sef, i still feel normal so wats de biggie bout smoking weed". So i decided 2 take more nd mould 4 myself. I wasn't sure hw dey did it, buh av watched my dad de way he rolls it. (wetin concern me weda e mould well, suffer i go fit smoke am).

So i smoked on nd on, and den i started feeling good, twas so relaxing, *in my mind* (dis $hit is d0pe). The nxt mrning i was craving 4 more. But i never smoked again sha

Na so de $hit catch u wey u no fit eat finish b4 u $hit, abi na so de hungry catch wey u no fit $hit first. Nawaoo

Wow! Lucky baby, i wonder de name dey wuld give 2 dat baby. If na 9ja only God kw de countless nd funny name dem go give de baby. One of my church woman dat delivered in public transport (Agofure motors) dey named de boy Agofure. Nd dere is one child i kw dey nick-named fibroid because de doctor nd his mother tot it was a fibroid during de pregnancy

I love dis dress :* :* . And her curves complemented it well. Anoda kiss :*

[quote author=Red_Card]So they still see anything black as ugly. Is Akon light skinned? Smh. No wonder Wizkid decided to bleach his skin just like KCEE of Limpopo.[/quote]I'm not wizkid bleached his skin, but Kcee? Hell yea, dat guy bleached his skin, dere was one tym his skin was looking awful nd obviously showing he bleached.

Who is dat black charcoal Akon to discriminate dark girls?

Choi see comments. Girls wey no get some of dis go dey cry nw.. Lol... Good tin i ain't lacking any tho

Dannyxy: #truth, i can't date a girl that wears bead or anklet, i have friends like that, most of them bleach their skin, you will see their face yellow, their legs black, especially during this hamattan period, you will see crack all over their legs . The ankle which was supposed to attract becomes repulsive...

lol... 4rm de description u gave alone, u're rilli talking 4rm experience

tellwisdom: I like it only to clean and sexy legs. No be one leg wey don dirty like person wey don go hustle gala for express

OMG!

Dannyxy: According to legend, it is said that if you bleep a girl with beads and you dumb her, you will forever be impotent..

lol, Wtf! Do u rilli blive dat poo

Nomski0: I see it as irresponsible.
#my opinion though.

My cousin bought an anklet for me, i like em, buh i dnt want ppl to think of me in a certain way :/

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rafhell: Bleaching thing

Not everyone who becomes lighter bleached. When u're in a cooler environment, less hustling under the sun, eat better nd healthier food.

Talking 4rm experience. Trust me

justicesky24: Mara nd clara make ona dey cry

lmao.. Mara nd Clara are Philippines not Mexicans

Our players look hungry and village-looking. Lol, abeg make dem brush dis bois up wif money na

Other signs also could be;
* The straps slide off of your shoulders.
* The underwires lift off of your rib cage.
* The underwires rest on your breast tissue

The Bra Facts
•8 out of 10 women wear the wrong sized bra.
•Most women wear their bras 1 – 1 ½ inches too big in the band and 1 cup size too small.
•If you gain 5-7 lbs, your bra size will change.
•Your bra size changes during your menstrual cycle.
•Bra sizes are inconsistent between different brands.
•Well-made bras last up to 100 washes and wears before they change size.
32, 34, 36…Don’t Underestimate The Number!
There are two parts to your bra size: your band size, which is the measurement around your ribcage and back right under your breasts (also known as the number part of your bra size), and your cup size. The band is one of the most important factors of your bra, but is usually overlooked by cup size. The band gives your bust support while the cups simply give you the comfort of fit. That explains the drastic changes in the results of my bra fitting, me being slim and with big boobs (34D). My cups size were ok,, but the band were big giving me lesser support—


What Happens When You Wear the Wrong Bra Size?
Wearing a bra that doesn’t give the proper support has some permanent effects to your body’s appearance. If you’re wearing the wrong bra size, you run the risk of stretching out your breast tissue and the main ligaments (akasagging— every woman’s biggest fear that comes with aging and, well, gravity). This can lead to the two words that women do not dare say in public—stretch marks. Sagging and stretch marks cannot be undone but wearing a bra that gives you proper support can prevent them.
Wearing the wrong size can cause your body strain depending on whether your bra is too big or too small. This can lead to future physical problems such as back, chest and neck pains, as well as restricted breathing. It’s best to avoid and prevent all these negative effects by wearing a bra that fits comfortably and gives you the proper support.
Signs That You’re Wearing The Wrong Bra Size
1. You always wear your bra on the tightest hook.
So many girls like the feeling of their bra feeling as tight around their bodies as possible, thus they hook their bra on the last clasp (usually the third one). In reality though, girls should be able to wear their bra on the first clasp, the hook with the loosest fit.
→ What that means: Are you able to pull your bra strap over an inch away from your back? You need to throw out that bra! If you’re finding that your bra is too loose when it’s on the first hook that means that either the band is worn out, or that you need to go down a band size.
2. Your bra straps are too tight on your shoulders.
Bra straps shouldn’t cut into your shoulders—your band provides 80% of the bust support, while your straps should only be giving 20% of the support. If your straps are cutting into your skin, that means they’re giving too much support and are adding strain to your shoulders, which can lead to shoulder and back pains.
→ What that means: Your chest is not getting enough support as you’re forcing your shoulders and straps to provide support. You need to go down a band size. The smaller your band size, the more support for your bust and the less strain on your shoulders!
3. You have bulges at the top or the sides of your bra.
If you lift your arms above your head, the band of your bra should lie flatly against your ribcage. Your cups should completely contain all of your breast tissue. You shouldn’t have underwire poking at your sides or causing bulges on your sides—aka give your armpits boobs!
→ What that means: You’re wearing too small of a cup and too large of a band. Bras that are too small in cup size will compress your breasts and form bulges on your sides. While many women like to wear a cup size smaller for the look of larger breasts, it is actually uncomfortable, doesn’t give proper support and causes unnecessary strain to the body. There should be no breast tissue spilling out anywhere else besides inside your cups!
4. Your bra has wrinkles.
If you wear cloth bras, you’d be able to see if there are any wrinkles or puckering on the cups. There may also be extra fabric at the top, all which doesn’t look great under clothes.
→ What that means: The cups of your bra are too large for your chest so they wrinkle. You need to move down a cup size. Your bra shouldn’t have wrinkles if it fits properly.
5. The gore (middle fabric between the cups) doesn’t touch your skin.
The gore is the fabric that connects the cups of your bra at the front center. Is the gore of your bra pushed forward, away from your skin? The gore should rest flatly against your chest wall.
→ What that means: The gore doesn’t rest against your chest wall when the cups are too small. You need to move up a cup size so that the band is able to give you proper support.
“Should I Get Fitted?” The Answer is YES!
After my fitting, I learned that I was way off on my bra size.

chachacorner: For more photos: http://chachacorner.com/omg-peter-okoye-packing-photo/

I’m tempted to think its a cream bottle that is fastened there.. lol.. These guy is just so unbelievable! He flaunts it cause he’s so proud of it.. here is what he said :
“Shhhhhh… I knw”... “Am sexy and u knw it.. Wink*”

Well sha, you won’t blame him; if you’ve got it, flaunt it.

#Yawnz. Boring. Try harder

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JuicyGee: dis is porn na.

i said "dis is p0rn na" nd nairaland change it to "dis is indecency na". Lol, hw is p0rn a bad word? Abi na deeper life dey moderate dis section :p

I watched dat his music video; "head swell" i was lyk wtf!! dis is porn na. Nd i was wif my mum nd uncle watchin it, twas embarrassing o Abeg tight videos is not all bout shaking or twerking of big butts.

I just love her sense of fashion. She rocks clothes, any kind. :*

Phder: Holy Mallam, I loved his laugh hour show when I used to watch television.

kehinde1588: wat do u watch nau?

nairaman66: He is blind now..

Nairalanders wuld always treat your mess up! Haha