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Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua Re-uploads Clinton Prophesy On Facebook As Followers Defend Him by JumaiM(f): 10:52am On Nov 10, 2016
My problem with God and his blind followers is this: He won't tell us who we should start preparing for the next Nigerian election. The man of his will. He won't. But when Tinubu, Dangote and maybe atiku bring out one of their stooges, he will show face and tell us to manage him. Sometimes he won't even talk until the stooge has won. What is the size of your God?
Christianity EtcRe: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by JumaiM(f): 8:43pm On Jul 01, 2016
CAPSLOCKED:

ARE WE GONNA BE CLOTHED OR NAH?

CUZ I'UD LIKE TO SEE HOW TERRIBLE YOUR CORK LOOKS. undecided
Hahahahahaha hahaha. Ayam dead, Ayam fucking dead cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by JumaiM(f): 8:34pm On Jul 01, 2016
dairykidd:
Bro if they can dispute d bible's account of the flood then they are telling us the bible as a whole is a lie n thats what d op is sending accross...u should understand where these ppl are driving at using science to rubbish d word is d game they are playing but those who hv eyes to see will see & ear to hear will hear & be able to knw the war against good & evil gets stronger with every passing day
Are you kidding me? shocked. Don't pretends you didn't know he was been sarcastic. Like seriously, christians are damn funny cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by JumaiM(f): 3:53pm On Jun 29, 2016
kevoh:
I think JumaiM is just being sarcastic. You can tell from the smileys after her posts.
Oooo oh! You for leave Mr Davien for me na. Why you make him understand I just dey pull hin legs undecided
Christianity EtcRe: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by JumaiM(f): 12:10pm On Jun 29, 2016
davien:
An inch further and you could be a terrorist.
huh huh huh
Christianity EtcRe: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by JumaiM(f): 11:19am On Jun 29, 2016
davien:
So are you all lacking brains then?... Aren't you supposed to be the wise one if what you believe in is true?
Thou shall burn in hell oh ye son of lucifer for insulting the daughter of the one and only living Godtongue. angry
Christianity EtcRe: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by JumaiM(f): 11:19am On Jun 29, 2016
davien:
So are you all lacking brains then?... Aren't you supposed to be the wise one if what you believe in is true?
Thou shall burn in hell oh ye son of lucifer for insulting the daughter of the one and only living Godtongue. angry > cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by JumaiM(f): 9:17am On Jun 29, 2016
realmindz:
why are so ignorant, some people have started giving birth to green babies and purple babies...
so that's explain how adam and eve gave birth to blacks Arabs and all other races...open ur head
Point of correction man. My ancestors didn't come from Adam and Eveangry
Christianity EtcRe: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by JumaiM(f): 7:46am On Jun 29, 2016
CAPSLOCKED:

SIRE YOU'VE NOT SEEN THE STORY OF JONAH IN WONDERLAND?
THE GUY WHO LIVED IN THE BELLY OF A WHALE FOR SOME DAYS!

MOST CHRISTIANS BELIEVE THAT STORY. THEY ENVY HIM!
REALLY CHEAP ACCOMMODATION. YOU DON'T NEED TO PAY RENT TO ANYONE, JUST LIVE THERE AND POOP AND EAT YOUR OWN FAECES , REPEAT CONTINUALLY LIKE JONAH DID FOR 3 DAYS! cheesy
WHAT A NICE GOD WE SERVE!
Hahahahahaha. I just pee on my pant reading this. You such a clown cheesycheesycheesy
Christianity EtcRe: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by JumaiM(f): 7:40am On Jun 29, 2016
whitestar01:
Am not suprise hard mirorr is just a demon from heart of hell sent to nairaland just to decieve fake christains.
As for me and otber rooted christains we are not moved
If you are not a demon now tell me why u will not allow body of christ to hv peace on this forum. Why claimin to be once a christain when a mere demon?
Thank you my brother. He is nothing but an angel of darkness sent to Nairaland by Lucifer to deceive baby christians. He just happen to be a demon with a brain grin
Christianity EtcRe: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by JumaiM(f): 11:35pm On Jun 27, 2016
FOLLOWING.... @HardMirror thanks for the mention kiss kiss
NYSCRe: My NYSC Experience In Kano State by JumaiM(f): 5:55pm On Jun 17, 2016
mrphysics:
Shut up, tell me how fun your people are. Do you know when a place is said to be fun??
Lol. The idiot asked me to shut up. You are ignorant, arrogant and stupid.huh Yes I do know when a place is said to be fun.
NYSCRe: My NYSC Experience In Kano State by JumaiM(f): 1:13pm On Jun 17, 2016
FriendChoice:
No not everything is correct.

Smoking is prohibited in Kano? Like seriously.

They remove arm in kano as aforementioned by you?

You must attend from PRI 1 to 5 Islamiyya school? So kano educational system is different from Nigerian educational system.

I was born in kano and brought up in kano. I stated Playgroup one when I was just only three years. And the Islamiyya you termed as primary school, its being attended mostly in the evening and night, so how does it interfere with Primary school.

Wait till you finish your service b4 saying your experience.

God will bear witness that you liein beyond any reasonable doubt.
NYSCRe: My NYSC Experience In Kano State by JumaiM(f): 1:06pm On Jun 17, 2016
psalmsonovic:
una just kan spoil fun for person with this defending wey una dey do....the story dey sweet na...even if na lie una tok say d guy dey yarn
Which kind yeye fun hun? make person dey spoil my kano city, my tunbi giwa cos of fun? I am a lady from Kano, full blooded kanawa. We are not as stupid and gullible as we been painted to be by the OP. huh
psalmsonovic:
una just kan spoil fun for person with this defending wey una dey do....the story dey sweet na...even if na lie una tok say d guy dey yarn
Which kind yeye fun hun? make person dey spoil my kano city, my tunbi giwa cos of fun? I am a lady from Kano, full blooded kanawa. We are not as stupid and gullible as we been painted by the OP. angry
NYSCRe: My NYSC Experience In Kano State by JumaiM(f): 12:59pm On Jun 17, 2016
blackjack21:
Don't mind the op.
Imagine a mosque between every five houses? not even in Saudi Arabia will you see such.
your attempt at describing kano is like that of a man who tries to describe the sea just by observing a droplet of water.

So your aim is to bastardise the children of other people without seeing anything wrong with it because you're so educated and well civilized.
If that is so, well, i can't blame us for being overprotective.

You think You're so educated yet you believe whoever doesn't knows how to speak good English is an illiterate. Pardon me saying that, that's a slave mentality.
if you've the time and means try and travel around the world to places like Japan, China, Russia, India, to see how wondrously intelligent they are yet they barely speak English.
However, if you still resolve to keep your induced idea of education then I will agree you're just another indoctrinated robot.

For saying that no.religion is better than another shows that you're a hypocritical asshole#, (I'm sorry to say that). if not, then time you go to church do endeavor to preach to your brethren that their religion is no better than that of the terrorists and senseless islamiyya pidophiles.

I'm a northerner bro, a hausa-fulani man from Kano. don't assume I'm a Muslim.

I will advise you; you truly wish to understand northerners and their ways you need to remove your judgmental googles you wore from the south, see the north through the northern eye, befriend their males too. then you'll understand why and how.

Empty your cup!
blackjack no mind the idiot. The guy painted my city and people black and blue mehn. I'm from Kano city. I am not less educated, neither did I first attend an islamiyya school before proceeding to nursery school.
CareerRe: Photos Of My Office And Why I May Resign To Pursue My Music Career by JumaiM(f): 8:31pm On Mar 23, 2016
Airforce1:
shut up I'm a professional on my field.
I won't disclose my job to you.
But I'm way far above your league.
Trust me.
Are you a luggage handler/carrier at the airport?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: All July Borns,pls Lets Meet Here by JumaiM(f): 11:35pm On Jun 29, 2014
I rep 3rd of July here
AdvertsRe: Get That Toned Sexy Body With Insanity Workout by JumaiM(f): 5:21pm On Jan 09, 2014
I kind of live close to the stadium undecided Thanks anyway.
Music/RadioRe: Your Top 10 Musicians Of All Time by JumaiM(f): 1:57am On Jan 09, 2014
osifred: 1 Bob Marley
2. Bob Marley
3. Bob Marley
4. Bob Marley
5. Bob Marley
6. Bob Marley
7. Bob Marley
8. Bob Marley
9. Bob Marley
10. Bob Mrley


However if I have to edit my list to accomodate other singers they will want in a distanw 2nd position.

1. Bob Marley
2. Michael Jackson
3. George F Handel
4. Luciano Pavarotti
5. Lucky Dube
6. Ron Kenoly
7. Asa
8. Feka Kuti
9. Elvis Presley
10. Sinach
You into WEEDhuh? grin
osifred: 1 Bob Marley
2. Bob Marley
3. Bob Marley
4. Bob Marley
5. Bob Marley
6. Bob Marley
7. Bob Marley
8. Bob Marley
9. Bob Marley
10. Bob Mrley


However if I have to edit my list to accomodate other singers they will want in a distanw 2nd position.

1. Bob Marley
2. Michael Jackson
3. George F Handel
4. Luciano Pavarotti
5. Lucky Dube
6. Ron Kenoly
7. Asa
8. Feka Kuti
9. Elvis Presley
10. Sinach
You into WEEDhuh?
LiteratureRe: The Claw, The Tail, And The Cross. by JumaiM(f): 1:35am On Jan 09, 2014
naptu2: Google nsibidi.
If i may ask, what is Google nsibidi?
Jokes EtcRe: The Best Way To Burn Your Body Fat ***PIC** by JumaiM(f): 1:19pm On Jan 08, 2014
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
LiteratureRe: The Claw, The Tail, And The Cross. by JumaiM(f): 10:50am On Jan 08, 2014
Ishilove: Thanks ma. smiley

Let me point something out. The bolded happened after the introduction Islam into the areas you have mentioned through the trans-saharan trade. With Islam came the use of Islamic texts and education. In Roy's story, the deccimation of the man-animals happened even before Islam came into Africa.
oh I see! Now I know. Thanks ma smiley
LiteratureRe: The Claw, The Tail, And The Cross. by JumaiM(f):
Royver: As usual, you are thorough in your criticisms. Actually for a moment I thot u had abandoned me as I didn't see ur inputs grin

Am going to tell you a story now, non fiction.
When I was doing my youth service in kwara state, 2004 to be exact, I came upon an article in the vanguard newspaper. A British trained African professor whose name escapes me now wrote an article I'm which he sited something to do with calabar history. I'm not a history student so pls forgive me not knowing the right terms but he described something like 'the calabar scrolls or tablets, or some historical calabar carving sha. It had some inscriptions on it and this professor xlaed he had deciphered the meaning. He said according to this, calabar was the citadel of old civilization before it was moved to Egypt. If you browse it you will see that the calabar kingdom spans thousands and thousands of years. He also stated that there was a great war in which ships were used to cross a sea that if plotted on a modern map is the same location as the sahara desert. That means the sahara was once a sea in the middle of Africa. He also says that there was a great uprising of the slaves then and they won the war. As punishment, they burned all the books that the wise men had and banished them to death if they were caught writing again. Apparently that's how Africa started passing word from mouth to mouth. It is interesting that Egypt is called the citadel of learning but calabar kingdom used documents before then.
[size=5pt](For those of you crushing on ishilove, no assassinate me oh! Na friendly peck/holy kiss o!)[/size]
@ Royver, I totally agree with you. Yes, the Sahara was once a sea in the middle of Africa. Also, there were written documents in Africa b4 the advent of Europeans. The issue of burning of history books once happened in old Kano Kingdom by some muslim clerics after the reign of Bayajidar. And you guys should know that the world oldest University is in Africa (University of Alkaraouine in Morrocco) were the then students of the Uni taught through the word of mouth? (Oral tradition) and books were also kept at the school library.

@Royver, kudos to u once again. STILL FOLLOWING........
@Ishilove, I luv your constructive criticism. keep it up ma
FashionRe: Meet The 55 Year Old Lady Who Looks Like A 24 Year Old Pretty Girl (see Photos) by JumaiM(f): 2:51pm On Jan 07, 2014
She iz a vampire undecided
PoliticsRe: 2011: Bloodshed, Calamity Ahead – Primate Olabayo by JumaiM(f): 4:15pm On Jan 06, 2014
But d said lion hearted messiah never come na. Yeye prophecy undecided
PoliticsRe: Rivers High Court Bombed And Set Ablaze by JumaiM(f): 3:26pm On Jan 06, 2014
Allahu Akbar!!!!!





Blame the North, Blame Shekau..............






Blame APC grin
PoliticsRe: Pictures: Rev Chris Okotie Shows Off His Exotic And Very Expensive Rides by JumaiM(f): 3:14pm On Jan 06, 2014
Hmmmmm make I no talk, cos if I do some mumu in d house will be like say "Thou shall not judge". I strongly believe that Nigeria is underdeveloped due to the fact that religion is overrated.
No thanks to Islam and Christianity
PoliticsRe: Mentally ill Woman Delivers Baby At Rubbish Dump In Lagos State (Pics) by JumaiM(f): 2:48pm On Jan 06, 2014
Aaaawww this is so pathetic. a mad pregnant woman wif no antenatal care will be left with little or no postnatal care. what will be the faith of the innocent child in this country of ours where peeps born of sane parents are thriving really hard b4 making it?

How I wish i can be of help. :'
LiteratureRe: AV by JumaiM(f): 1:22am On Jan 05, 2014
Nice beginning decaprico.

FOLLOWING.....

But no come giv us d re-twist/Nigeria version of Vampires diaries abeg.
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LiteratureRe: The Claw, The Tail, And The Cross. by JumaiM(f): 12:34am On Jan 05, 2014
ministerblessed: My dear Royver,my love,dis is beautiful......... And am calmly following u to d end!
I'm also inluv wif Royver. Hope u dont mind sharing sis? sad. Royver, will also follow u to d end... take me as I am plsss[ :-
TravelRe: How Many States In Nigeria Have You Been To? by JumaiM(f): 10:07am On Jan 04, 2014
Kano, Jigawa Kaduna, Plateau, Niger, FCT, Benue, Kogi, Kwara, Nassarawa, Oyo, Osun, Ogun, Ondo, Ekiti, Lagos, Edo, Delta, Anambra, Imo and Abia State
Christianity EtcRe: 2014 Prophecy By W.f. Kumuyi Of Deeper Life by JumaiM(f): 12:44pm On Jan 02, 2014
lipsrsealed :-XThis ain't prophecy na

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