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@Madam Kingzpen, na over fake ooo . Compliment of d season to u, wishing u a prosperous 2014 dear. ![]() |
Lovely |
Too looong!!. @Op, did she include dt she is gonna stop snatching young married men? ![]() No offence plsss, just asking. |
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@Andyblze, I cannot categorically put maself in her shoe cos our shoe size aren't d same; her shoe size is 44, so its kind of too big for a sexy lady like moin ![]() |
Happy new year to all nairalanders |
Wow!!! This is wonderful. I think I av a crush on Banji . @ KingZpen, can I take u out on a date? |
@Op cant u see d pix is photoshopd? na so her body fine reach? |
[quote author=Ejike.chinedu]CLICK LIKE, If you think am very witty ..[/quote]How old are u plss? kids now register on NL I guess ![]() |
kingzPen Adebanji ku ise opolo, olorun a so agbara di otun. Kudos to u sweetheart u are indeed a good & talented writer. |
kingzPen Adebanji ku ise opolo, olorun a so agbara di otun. Kudos to u sweetheart u are indeed a good writer. |
KingzPen: Same to you, Jumai. Thankz you so much and I love your name... *winks*You welcome. still following........... |
Nafeesa AA: Dr. Rabiu Musa KwankwasoWow! I'm proud of my state. Its bn long i travel home, need to go and see things myself by next year. Kano Tunbi Giwa, kodai mai kazo an fi ka. kanawa Dabo. Av really misd ma peeps. #HOME SICK# |
Compliment of d season KingzPen. Kudos! Me luv ur story ![]() |
Compliment of d season KingzPen. Me luv ur story Compliment of d season KingzPen. Me luv ur story |
chiboy11:Chiboy abeg leave ds jobless man alone. there is ds saying that "a foolish person is not completely foolish, he can be use as a good example for another foolish person". The guy is not as jobless as u think, atleast something goes to Seun pocket weneva he comes here to vent his anger and frustration |
taharqa: Do these CLOWNS know how to read common English language??Do not minded d clownSe that doestest know how to readet/typest common English language ![]() |
[quote author=Mr•Olodo][size=24pt]Me and d op who fine pass a beg make una talk truth....?[/size][/quote]Chai! the OP get hope man ![]() |
Dericinh: I love u all..2daez is ,my b.dae...and merry xmass 2 u all....,my 2go...a/c....dericin...my f.b.....henry obioha...on a blue dress...my twitter..@henryobioha....my number..08166584837So ![]() ![]() ![]() ?? |
slyopez: Misleading title. I thought the python crossed the express road and prevented motorists from passing.Abi o ma brother. that what i also thought. |
Foxxybrown: Chiboy you are nothing but a soothsayer. This useless Okigbo Ojukwu of a boy or can he qualify to be call Man is doing nothing but abusing this his senior brother Debe Ojukwu and his Wife Victoria on internet and even impersonating them with malicious things that he post about them abusing his stepmother Bianca which have all been manufacture by his useless self.He is jobless and waiting for his father OJUKWU to die since so he can begin to chop money since he waste his life away by refusing to school.How do you know so much abt the family? or are you one of them? u guyz shld settle ur family madness out of NL Abeg. |
This is pathetic!!! You guyz are just bunch of lazy fools. @Barr Nweke nonsense; judging by ur numerous post of bullshit one will know that u are nothing but a lazy, clueless & jobless man. Carry ur FAMILY issue commot for NL Abeg, nothing concern us here plss, NL no be Appeal Court... I even dey sure say u no be Barrister sef, cos no Barr go get ds kind time ![]() |
Scam! Scam! Scam! |
Merry Christmass ya'all. |
Lordlexyy: Is either you have lilimax, onila, berem and texanomy or your list is bias. Op, efcc should pay you a visit.Yeap. me vote for texanomy |
ogbonge9grian: wetin consign u with whether them marry or not? I don quote u .....go and die ![]() |
anytexy: please can some one in house enlighten me on the meanig of FRONTAGE I used read it here. Post to frotage, frontage pls etc.I am perplex ![]() |
[quote author=Bleble-swag]dnt tel me u re jokin, u better make it real else, u wil visited by a python on ur bed 2nite[/quote]buhahahaha. ![]() |
Sheenor: OMG!!!!!!!!!! Gurl, yuh scared the living hell of mie......i was reading this with tension..my heart was beatin veri fast........nice tale dear.....buh nxt tym no dey joke wit pple like mie with dis kain storie oh!!!.... ![]() |
You guys just need to read this..... It happened in calabar few weeks back. I heard it today in a BRT bus. This world is becoming even more scary oh. A newly married man saw a prostitute clothed seductively by the road. she was just to sexy to be overlooked. He picked her up and abandoned the way home to a hotel. He lodged in with her. In less than five minutes he was on top of her. The prostitute was as flexible as a snake. When he was having sex with her, her moanings sounded like a 'hissing snake'. But he was carried away with her moves and didn't really give his concern to it. The married man had sex with her over and over again. Paid her more than what they bargained. He woke up at voodoo hour with the intention of having another round with her. He didn't find her on the bed. He heard hissing sounds in the bathroom. He scrambles out of bed and saunters to the bathroom. He opened the door. His heart beat drummed heavily as he saw big pythons talking to each other. He screamed loudly. The pythons leaped on him. He ran to the door and found it locked. The pythons crawled to him. He shouted for help and banged the door. The pythons got to him and jumps to strike him. Immediately he woke up! And almost screamed but couldn't when he discovered it was just a nightmare. The room was dark. The lights were switched off he felt. He felt something cold touching his body. He searched with his hands and it felt like a cylinder with a hard skin impregnated with scales. He finally felt something trying to swallow his head. He touched it and discovered it was a big snake trying to swallow him up. The room wasn't dark. His head, down to his chest was inside the snake's mouth. The snake's poisonous saliva covered his face. He started struggling and struggling. But the snake pinned him down. He tried to scream for help but couldn't because if he opens his mouth, the snake's poisonous saliva will flow in and he will unavoidably swallow it forcefully. He kicked his leg, used his hands but the snake was too strong. He managed to bite the snake's tongue. The snake got wounded and forcefull vomits him. He looked at the snake with blood on his mouth and discovered it was a big python. He grabbed an empty bottle and smashed the python. The python collapsed. He jerked up and jumped out of the bed. He started screaming for help. He dashed out of the hotel. He got home, looking all clean and cool. His wife was asleep aleady. He crawled into the bed beside his wife and slept off. He woke up almost at dawn and discovered his wife has turned into a snake.. The wife told him everything he did and how he stroke a python dead. Before he could apologise, his wife tod him she was her mother disguised in a different body. He cheated on him with her mother. She so got angry. The man almost commited suicide. His wife told him to return to that hotel and carry her mother back to the house if not she'll kill him. He left immediately and rushed down to the hotel. He went straight to the hotel room and found his wife, mother- inlaw, his sister, his mother in the room. They were all hissing like snakes. Immediately he realised they were all in the same secret cult. They stood up and watch him without saying a word. Great panic gripped him by the throat. He couldn't talk..... And the only problem now is **I don't just know how I will end this FAKE story...**** Mtchewwwww...Happened in Calabar my foot..... Fake story joor...I'm sorry if I scared you. |
[quote author=steve_cantrell]South African presidents and S.africans in general have inherited Mandela's anger at Nigeria but the joke is on them. Mandela, though credited with ending apartheid sold out the very people he was fighting for at the last minute, as former wife Winnie rightly said. Blacks are are still economically disenfranchised, still make up the predominate ratio of the underclass, hiv/aids hasn't let lost its grip on their communities. Whites on the other hand still control the natural mineral resources, they still control military apparatus and nuclear arsenal. They remain upwardly empowered economically and a strong racist undertone is still evident in their society. Mandela, though he fought hard for his people, still gave up in the end and he got his due bowl porridge for his co operation. Mandela is loved by the white man because he could have been another Mugabe but he refused to go against his captors plans for a new international Order. This is what many people esp. South africans are too blind to see.[/quote]THE TRUTH. Nothing but d truth |
alpha conde: Personally I marvel the way nigerians behave, for heaven sake this man was a south african and 95years. Many souls have died today in nigeria, just this week we are burying a REP member and Prof Iyayi, no memorial pages were opened.May God bless u abundantly for this. A frnd of mine was like i will miss u "passionately" on his status, as if Nelson is his grandfather or his uncle |
. Compliment of d season to u, wishing u a prosperous 2014 dear. 


. @ KingZpen, can I take u out on a date?
..[/quote]How old are u plss? kids now register on NL I guess 
