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@Madam Kingzpen, na over fake ooo . Compliment of d season to u, wishing u a prosperous 2014 dear.

Lovely

Too looong!!. @Op, did she include dt she is gonna stop snatching young married men?



No offence plsss, just asking.

@Andyblze, I cannot categorically put maself in her shoe cos our shoe size aren't d same; her shoe size is 44, so its kind of too big for a sexy lady like moin

Happy new year to all nairalanders

@Op cant u see d pix is photoshopd? na so her body fine reach?

Ejike.chinedu:
CLICK LIKE, If you think am very witty ..

How old are u plss? kids now register on NL I guess

Nafeesa AA: Dr. Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso

** Construction of three new flyovers, and the longest flyover in west Africa.

*** Construction of two Hydro electricity project at Challawa dam

** Look at the removal of ‘achaba’ (commercial motorcycle); people never thought it would be possible, but it is history now.

** Kano state government has signed a Memorandum of Understanding, MOU, with a Chinese firm, CCECC, for the construction of a modern intra city railway system in Kano city.

** Northwest University. He has used the Ado Bayero House, which was abandoned for many years, as a temporary site for the university. It has taken off while the permanent site is under construction,

**1,000 post-secondary school leavers with nine credits are sponsored for their first degree in various specialized courses and first-class graduates for their master’s degree programme. Another 500 sent to Igbenidion university for degree programme in Medicine, nursery, pharmacy etc This is unprecedented in the history of Kano.
***

** Governor Rabi’u Musa Kwankwaso of Kano state has commissioned 26 magistrate courts constructed and furnished by his administration at the cost of millions of Naira and laid the foundation stone for the construction of 27 Shari’a courts across the
state.

** Gov. Rabi'u Musa Kwankwaso of Kano state received the 2012 Zik Prize for Good Governance Award from Chief Sonnie Odogwu supported by the former Chairman of Interim National Government, Chief Ernest Shonekan,

** Kano state government has spent over N250 million on the establishment of Kano Corporate Security Institute, as part of its effort to create job opportunities among the teeming unemployed youth and enhance security of lives and property in the state.

*** Apart from the recent free education at all levels he has re-introduced mass education at every local government. There is a centre where he has recruited people to teach basic education to housewives and traders, so that everyone can at least have basic education and be able to read and write. He has also brought a new concept of establishing crafts schools in every local government so that dropouts from secondary schools can go to the crafts school and learn a trade.

** If you go to Kano the streetlights are all functioning, the pavements and roads are working, rehabilitation of culverts and drainages is ongoing. In the night you feel like you are in Dubai. There is also general road infrastructure uplift; all the roads leading to Kano are being expanded with street lights and drainages.

** Construction of 3 new cities, Amana City, Kwankwasiya City and another one along Dambatta Road - all equipped with modern infrastructure that will decongest Kano. This is a laudable project.

** On the issue of youth employment, There is school of fishery, sports, ITC, entrepreneurship, poultry and all different trades where students will be trained and be given empowerment.

** Kwankwaso also received two prestigious awards by American Black Mayors at the at the 39th National Annual Conference of a Black Mayors for his "commitment to uplifting the well being of the citizenry as well as his transparency, prudence and accountability of public resources" in Atlanta, Georgia

Mind You all these and many mire in just 2 yrs

Wow! I'm proud of my state. Its bn long i travel home, need to go and see things myself by next year. Kano Tunbi Giwa, kodai mai kazo an fi ka. kanawa Dabo. Av really misd ma peeps. #HOME SICK#

chiboy11: lol u more hungry dan me, com ooo u beta accept my job offer n b useful 2ur family n ur life b4 its too late 4u , i can as well gve u a job 2 wash my 2nd hand Car , stupid junk fool like u, go n take more weed so u can talk back to me,i pity 4u cuse ure close to comitin suicide , its paing u so much dat u ve to work like ur follow man to feed ur sorry self, stupid lazy n jobles he goat

Chiboy abeg leave ds jobless man alone. there is ds saying that "a foolish person is not completely foolish, he can be use as a good example for another foolish person". The guy is not as jobless as u think, atleast something goes to Seun pocket weneva he comes here to vent his anger and frustration

taharqa: Do these CLOWNS know how to read common English language??

Do not minded d clownSe that doestest know how to readet/typest common English language

Mr•Olodo:
[size=24pt]Me and d op who fine pass a beg make una talk truth....?[/size]

Chai! the OP get hope man

Dericinh: I love u all..2daez is ,my b.dae...and merry xmass 2 u all....,my 2go...a/c....dericin...my f.b.....henry obioha...on a blue dress...my twitter..@henryobioha....my number..08166584837

So??

slyopez: Misleading title. I thought the python crossed the express road and prevented motorists from passing.

Abi o ma brother. that what i also thought.

Foxxybrown: Chiboy you are nothing but a soothsayer. This useless Okigbo Ojukwu of a boy or can he qualify to be call Man is doing nothing but abusing this his senior brother Debe Ojukwu and his Wife Victoria on internet and even impersonating them with malicious things that he post about them abusing his stepmother Bianca which have all been manufacture by his useless self.He is jobless and waiting for his father OJUKWU to die since so he can begin to chop money since he waste his life away by refusing to school.
This BARR NWEKE PHD is the same Okigbo Ojukwu He is equally Dr Mark Okpara, StateSS, PAUL NZEOGWU and many more and even using VICTORIA OJUKWU name and impersonating her on internet. Everybody in Nnewi know him as 'that useless Ojukwu son that is wasting away in London' and his sister Mimi as 'Di koro m' because she is 49 years and did not marry even once and run away to America where she is doing menial job due to that she fail her law school here in Nigeria.
Why they are harassing and blackmail their senior half brother Debe is just because they have useless themselves and Debe is the responsible one that OJUKWU gave his properties to manage when he is alive and they don't have the mouth to say anything then.

Now that he is dead they have gang up against him because he is the only one among them who graduate from school and the only child of his mother. They are equally abusing Bianca because OJUKWU gave her property. Now they are even relying on the same will they are screaming to be fake before and their fathers lawyer that they have been abusing to support their claims.

These children have no shame. I wonder what they can do if their father have no money or property. Will they die?

He have been using forge names like DAVID NZEOGWU, STATESS,LT MIKE OTI,DR MARK OKPARA,r

How do you know so much abt the family? or are you one of them? u guyz shld settle ur family madness out of NL Abeg.

This is pathetic!!! You guyz are just bunch of lazy fools. @Barr Nweke nonsense; judging by ur numerous post of bullshit one will know that u are nothing but a lazy, clueless & jobless man. Carry ur FAMILY issue commot for NL Abeg, nothing concern us here plss, NL no be Appeal Court...

I even dey sure say u no be Barrister sef, cos no Barr go get ds kind time

Scam! Scam! Scam!

Merry Christmass ya'all.

Lordlexyy: Is either you have lilimax, onila, berem and texanomy or your list is bias. Op, efcc should pay you a visit.

Yeap. me vote for texanomy

ogbonge9grian: wetin consign u with whether them marry or not? I don quote u .....go and die .

anytexy: please can some one in house enlighten me on the meanig of FRONTAGE I used read it here. Post to frotage, frontage pls etc.

I am perplex

Bleble-swag:
dnt tel me u re jokin, u better make it real else, u wil visited by a python on ur bed 2nite

buhahahaha.

Sheenor: OMG!!!!!!!!!! Gurl, yuh scared the living hell of mie......i was reading this with tension..my heart was beatin veri fast........nice tale dear.....buh nxt tym no dey joke wit pple like mie with dis kain storie oh!!!....

You guys just need to read this.....
It happened in calabar few weeks back. I
heard it today in a BRT bus. This world is
becoming even more scary oh.
A newly married man saw a prostitute
clothed seductively by the road. she was
just to sexy to be overlooked. He picked
her up and abandoned the way home to a
hotel. He lodged in with her. In less than
five minutes he was on top of her. The
prostitute was as flexible as a snake. When
he was having sex with her, her moanings
sounded like a 'hissing snake'. But he was
carried away with her moves and didn't
really give his concern to it. The married
man had sex with her over and over again.
Paid her more than what they bargained.
He woke up at voodoo hour with the
intention of having another round with her.
He didn't find her on the bed. He heard
hissing sounds in the bathroom. He
scrambles out of bed and saunters to the
bathroom. He opened the door. His heart
beat drummed heavily as he saw big
pythons talking to each other. He screamed
loudly. The pythons leaped on him. He ran
to the door and found it locked. The
pythons crawled to him. He shouted for
help and banged the door. The pythons got
to him and jumps to strike him.
Immediately he woke up! And almost
screamed but couldn't when he discovered
it was just a nightmare. The room was dark.
The lights were switched off he felt. He felt
something cold touching his body. He
searched with his hands and it felt like a
cylinder with a hard skin impregnated with
scales. He finally felt something trying to
swallow his head. He touched it and
discovered it was a big snake trying to
swallow him up. The room wasn't dark. His
head, down to his chest was inside the
snake's mouth. The snake's poisonous
saliva covered his face. He started
struggling and struggling. But the snake
pinned him down. He tried to scream for
help but couldn't because if he opens his
mouth, the snake's poisonous saliva will
flow in and he will unavoidably swallow it
forcefully. He kicked his leg, used his hands
but the snake was too strong. He managed
to bite the snake's tongue. The snake got
wounded and forcefull vomits him. He
looked at the snake with blood on his
mouth and discovered it was a big python.
He grabbed an empty bottle and smashed
the python. The python collapsed. He
jerked up and jumped out of the bed. He
started screaming for help. He dashed out
of the hotel.
He got home, looking all clean and cool.
His wife was asleep aleady. He crawled into
the bed beside his wife and slept off. He
woke up almost at dawn and discovered his
wife has turned into a snake.. The wife told
him everything he did and how he stroke a
python dead. Before he could apologise,
his wife tod him she was her mother
disguised in a different body. He cheated
on him with her mother. She so got angry.
The man almost commited suicide. His wife
told him to return to that hotel and carry
her mother back to the house if not she'll
kill him. He left immediately and rushed
down to the hotel. He went straight to the
hotel room and found his wife, mother-
inlaw, his sister, his mother in the room.
They were all hissing like snakes.
Immediately he realised they were all in the
same secret cult. They stood up and watch
him without saying a word. Great panic
gripped him by the throat. He couldn't
talk..... And the only problem now is **I
don't just know how I will end this FAKE
story...****
Mtchewwwww...Happened in Calabar my
foot..... Fake story joor...I'm sorry if I
scared you.

steve_cantrell: South African presidents and S.africans in general have inherited Mandela's anger at Nigeria but the joke is on them.

Mandela, though credited with ending apartheid sold out the very people he was fighting for at the last minute, as former wife Winnie rightly said.

Blacks are are still economically disenfranchised, still make up the predominate ratio of the underclass, hiv/aids hasn't let lost its grip on their communities.

Whites on the other hand still control the natural mineral resources, they still control military apparatus and nuclear arsenal. They remain upwardly empowered economically and a strong racist undertone is still evident in their society.

Mandela, though he fought hard for his people, still gave up in the end and he got his due bowl porridge for his co operation.

Mandela is loved by the white man because he could have been another Mugabe but he refused to go against his captors plans for a new international Order.

This is what many people esp. South africans are too blind to see.

THE TRUTH. Nothing but d truth

alpha conde: Personally I marvel the way nigerians behave, for heaven sake this man was a south african and 95years. Many souls have died today in nigeria, just this week we are burying a REP member and Prof Iyayi, no memorial pages were opened.
Now madibba has died everyone is gonna identify with him like he gave them scholarship while he was alive.
Brethren take this time to think about your own lives and your country., while clapping for someone make sure the sound you are making isn't making someone laugh at u.

May God bless u abundantly for this. A frnd of mine was like i will miss u "passionately" on his status, as if Nelson is his grandfather or his uncle