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Will, destiny, chance, is all in your hands.

Men have been leaking power through lust, thats why women's egos big diee, na her ego be the big god small girl wey she dey talk. A real niggas defence to this dramedy is to not care

Now, I introduce you to the you right now

Coming to america was Peak Eddie Murphy

Even Band A people can't see two-four in 9ja

Amazed to be here, Thank God for my position

Drink a lot of water and next time lie on your left, gravity will help you digest the food faster

Though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow

Helinuss:
Baba I dey civil service. Apc loot far more than pdp. Pdp is a saint beside this demon

Never thought i'd see the day where 'pdp' and 'saint' would be used in the same sentence

these hos are strained for new reasons to hate men

18snazzy:
This was caught this morning in Emene Enugu alive, and the person that caught it wishes to sale the bird.

Dem dey chop this one

Reverse discard should be classified as emotional torture

Way to go baby, you always make me proud!

Raregem9000:
Africans!!! Why is it that its only Africans that have this kind of mentality? The way we think in this part of the world get as e b.

What's this thing were we attribute superstition to Africa, oyibo that makes movies from there superstition and cash out big nkor, you won't say that's backward oo. Some of us are wise, every other person overwise

battlefield of life is located in the mind

TheStoriesOfMan:
Looking at the comments presents a disturbing pattern: males perpetrating intimate crimes are castigated, but females perpetrating intimate crimes are joked about.

And they want Nigeria to be better?

I don't blame Tinubulu looting the Commonwealth of the countries.

Seems I'll be voting him second term, since the citizens can't be redeemed from their local ignorance.

It's well.

Bross who you dey threaten with ya vote...

Less is more, more is excess

These confused girls are only trying to confuse men as well, na why Dem dey talk this rubbish. Fish cannot teach you how to catch fish.

Boys are not smiling

Rapmoney:
1. Guava seeds cause appendicitis: The idea that guava seeds cause appendicitis is false. Appendicitis is primarily caused by infection or fecal obstruction of the appendix, and not directly from swallowing seeds. However, it is good to chew seeds properly, especially for fruits like guava, or pomegranates. Undigested seeds of some fruits may cause a blockage in the appendix, but cases are very rare. I had friends in primary school who never ate guava for the fear of appendicitis.

2. Large snakes keep diamonds: This is another myth we believed when growing up. Snakes, whether large or small do not keep diamonds. There is no relationship between flesh, bone and blood and diamonds which are minerals. Funny enough, some adults still believe this crap till date. If you believe that diamonds are found in snakes, you should also believe that crude oil is found in monkeys.

3. Heaven is in the skies and hell is underground: I do not want this post to be a religious debate so I will not delve into the existence of heaven and hell, but the mindset that heaven is located in the skies, while hell lies under our feet is as foolish as foolishness. These are abstract things that are not concrete. They are only in your mind subconsciously.

4. Witches and wizards fart on transformers to cause power outage: Whenever transformers exploded, they blamed old men and women in the area of suspected witchcraft. This was common in Old Bendel State (now Edo and Delta States). The truth is that majority of those transformers were old and fit to be discarded, but due to poor governance, corruption and lack of accountability, they were still put to use, and they were serving beyond their capacity. Area believe say nah winch mess for transformer, so transformer blow!

5. Taking Coke and mango is harmful: This is another myth and a stupid idea we believed as kids. There is no scientific fact to that, and nobody has been found to be harmed after taking Coke and mango. There is no scientific evidence that supports the claim. It is just a myth.

Actually heaven is above, and hell is under the earth, evidence dey

Burn beans
Throw Dem off your scent

Reference points in my memories are mainly marked by music

Bloody false prophet lamba with agenda to weaken men more...

If a man persistently refuses to yield to his lower nature and remains a strict celibate, the sexual energy is deflected upwards to the brain and is stored up as Ojas Sakti... Continence increases infinitely the power of retentive memory... The strict celibate has keen and acute memory even in old age."
— Swami Sivananda

Use everyday to hate simps.
See the plate of reputational shit ose dey chop cos of lust...

A clothed lady attracts more attention than a naked one

Years keep rolling by like clouds...c'est la vie

Hedonisco:
Especially rich simps. They are a fucking problem.

Big one, na dem dey sponsor the mumu entitlement wey dey ladies body, and dey can carry hate their fellow man..ha!

Use everyday to hate simps

Ekabobo:
Cried my eyes out Wen he died.... I adore that dude... Rip nigga

Nigga you spoilt the train of comments

Making the guy you’re interested in jealous with other guys, that turns you on when the guy has other girls, but is a turn off to most guys

You will be forgotten one day so live your life for you, there will be a last day the last time someone mention the name Michael Jackson

Achievement comes into questions past a certain age