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Politics › Re: Your Senator Is The Problem, Go be Mad At Him - Lady Spotted With Oshiomhole by Jumbojax(m): 10:11pm On Feb 04
Use everyday to hate simps.
See the plate of reputational shit ose dey chop cos of lust...
Romance › Re: What Quotes Can You Say About This Image by Jumbojax(m): 10:07pm On Feb 04
A clothed lady attracts more attention than a naked one
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Jumbojax(m): 10:02pm On Feb 04
Years keep rolling by like clouds...c'est la vie
Politics › Re: Adams Oshiomhole Gives Foot Massage To A Lady On A Private Jet by Jumbojax(m): 10:06am On Feb 03
Hedonisco:
Especially rich simps. They are a fucking problem.
Big one, na dem dey sponsor the mumu entitlement wey dey ladies body, and dey can carry hate their fellow man..ha!
Politics › Re: Adams Oshiomhole Gives Foot Massage To A Lady On A Private Jet by Jumbojax(m): 9:34am On Feb 03
Use everyday to hate simps
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Jumbojax(m): 9:19am On Feb 03
Ekabobo:
Cried my eyes out Wen he died.... I adore that dude... Rip nigga
Nigga you spoilt the train of comments
Romance › Re: Six Habits Ladies Have That Turn Men Off by Jumbojax(m): 8:58am On Feb 03
Making the guy you’re interested in jealous with other guys, that turns you on when the guy has other girls, but is a turn off to most guys
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Jumbojax(m): 4:45am On Feb 03
You will be forgotten one day so live your life for you, there will be a last day the last time someone mention the name Michael Jackson
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Jumbojax(m): 10:22pm On Feb 02
Achievement comes into questions past a certain age
Health › Re: Types Of Phobias: Can You Get Through This List Without Cringing? by Jumbojax(m): 5:25pm On Jan 27
Philo, make dem no go jonze me
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Jumbojax(m): 3:26pm On Jan 23
Superior and inferior shows that there are levels to this, so who's level is above all
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Jumbojax(m): 9:08pm On Jan 22
Proposed to the game, she said I must kneel down
Fashion › Re: Woman Almost Lost Her Head As Pepper Grinder Pulled Her Long Braid (Photos) by Jumbojax(m): 11:18pm On Jan 20
Final Destination style death

Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Jumbojax(m): 3:50pm On Jan 18
Truth is objective not subjective, that's why for accuracy scientists employ averages
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Jumbojax(m): 6:14am On Jan 15
Pronouns are not identity markers like the left would want us to believe...
Romance › Re: Fishback To Impose 50% Sin Tax On Onlyfans Creators, Clash With Rain by Jumbojax(m): 11:22am On Jan 14
ObaKlaz:
Fitting name.
Sin tax. grin grin grin
The wages of sin is d**th, but you gotta pay tax on that shi first. grin
I still don't get the logic behind subscribing to a bih's Onlyfans, when I can get as much bihs as I want in real time.
I'm even getting a fat **s bih tonight. tongue
More power to your third leg Oba, but this is what i mean by women are group thinkers, and are kind of a hive minded community.
The normal working girls will all decide to reject a certain type of guy despite his money so that pros and only fans girls will have customers. Church girls will friend zone a certain type of church guy so that when funds and konji come, pros and hookup gals go get food to chop
Foreign Affairs › Re: There Could Be More US Strikes In Nigeria, Says Trump by Jumbojax(m): 1:14pm On Jan 09
Guy naija no be country, grin all them menz just fem, na your territory Dem dey threaten, go tell Trump say e be fool na. Jokers
Romance › Re: If Only You Will Just Open Up And Spread It Out Then... by Jumbojax(m): 10:06pm On Jan 06
Sunnyshinylight:
If only earth would open up and receive her king, you would have seen massive growth and development everywhere,

I am talking to you, you are the plant of the Lord, planted on earth to produce and multiply CHRIST the world over,

Instead, you are bringing forth weeds that would be burnt out and thrown out,

Father, on this day I pray your people's lives are productive and fruitful in showing CHRIST JESUS everywhere. Amen. Compliments and grow. The word for this year is growth. Grow in grace and reality.

Enough of the fables and empty ramblings. It's time to be appreciative of the sacrifices paid on your behalf. Show the father GOD ALMIGHTIEST that you have come of age. That you are no longer children carried about by every wind of doctrine.

Express grace and reality and fill the earth with righteousness.
True

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyksvP9eFD4?si=kzwLa5hRy9Or9FRO
Crime › Re: What The Police Are Not Allowed To Do During An Arrest by Jumbojax(m): 2:31pm On Jan 04
oluwaseyi0:
All these minor issues above God will not mind throwing you in hell fire for them

Nigga doesn't understand civil or criminal issues
Na your sin dey carry you go where corruption can thrive, Christ died so you can believe and escape that corruption...this narrative don dey Taya pesin shuu
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Jumbojax(m): 6:56pm On Dec 26, 2025
Die is cast, but na God get power
Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Jumbojax(m): 6:00pm On Dec 25, 2025
Christmas is a mass service for Christ's birth..
Nairaland General › Re: 50 Facts That Sound Fake But Are 100% True by Jumbojax(m): 8:39pm On Dec 19, 2025
QuinQ:
The brain is registering painln in your head not on the brain
What! So my scalp is what is giving me blinding migraines , how na cryundecided
Nairaland General › Re: 50 Facts That Sound Fake But Are 100% True by Jumbojax(m): 12:23pm On Dec 19, 2025
No. 46 Brain feels no pain, how na. undecided
What of headaches huh
Romance › Re: This Is The After Effect Of A DNA Test by Jumbojax(m): 2:57pm On Dec 17, 2025
High level sarcasm caught grin
Diamond098454:
I'm speechless. Women face a lot of Temptations this days
Health › The True Cost Of Guilt And Shame!!! +18 by Jumbojax(op):
If you know the actual debilitating effect of guilt and shame in the brain, you will RUN from anything that makes you feel these emotions, wether it's stealing, cheating, sin in general, narcissists who weaponize these emotions to gain superiority over people.
It's because with sufficient guilt and shame an innocent person can believe they are basically subhuman and deserving of the worst treatments. And people can smell a guilty and ashamed person from a mile a way, it makes the guilty person exude an energy that is undeniable. Even women can tell when a guy has just watched porn, cause of the shameful energy the guy is emanating, It's that powerful. Of course their are people who sear their conscience so they are unable to feel guilt and shame, this is practical but dangerous cause God does use these feelings to chastise us into the right direction, but unfortunately the devil also uses guilt and shame as well, false religions use it to keep their followers submissive, corrupt cops do the same, even thugs and cultists can't touch anyone until they can first successfully accuse one of evil. Go and watch this great movie 'the little things' Jared Leto is a method actor that played a serial killer so well, actually the movie never clarifies his innocence or guilt as he aids the narrative by playing someone with a seared conscience, he never acts guilty or ashamed despite the pressure that the police put on him. He was toying with the cops but (spoiler alert) he still manipulated them to kill him despite not showing his guilt, just to show you the power of guilt and shame. Don't let anyone put guilt and shame on you unwarranted, it messes with your self esteem and creates a negative feedback loop that will have you being even more guilty and ashamed than the initial feelings you had when falsely accused.
Christianity Etc › Re: So After Burning Us In Hell What Will God Actually Gain? by Jumbojax(m): 5:11pm On Dec 15, 2025
You wey be liar, wetin you gain say you doubt the only person that cannot lie undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Every Woman Got Offered This!!! by Jumbojax(op): 9:03pm On Dec 10, 2025
Dtruthspeaker:
grin Na so God take make me my brother I don't like injustice and unfairness at all especially from that gender.

But, dem beat me tire
Imagine, dem beat you for not simping.
Na why I no dey vex for simps, most times they are molested, brainwashed or even beating into submission and just like Neo in the matrix they think its normal life until they take the redpill 💊
Christianity Etc › Re: Every Woman Got Offered This!!! by Jumbojax(op): 8:17pm On Dec 10, 2025
Dtruthspeaker:
True. But I thought it unfair and so I never gave girls space. And that was why I noticed how it all came to be cos I fought all those adults tire. Though they beat me silly but simple, I will always beat up the over favoured girl. And all this injustice just made me hate girls, women and those Stu...I'd men who pandered to them. I hate all of them till tomorrow

So it was pleasant to see how the girls refused favours in my presence and I was very much happy the way they avoided me.
Ahhh you be Kratos na, who jezebel be for your side grin
My guy fire down, more grease to your elbow, no ever get that joy wey dem be wan put for your body, na weakness.
Same people wey shout for equality na dem still manipulate inequality from society.
No send till the end, na man you be cool
Family › Re: Unpopular Opinion About Marriage (Photo) by Jumbojax(m): 8:11pm On Dec 10, 2025
Mistersolar:
bro y do u feel its shud be turn by turn if its a lady u wanna marry...now bro, d genesis was dat she went out, wouldn't pick my call but was replying by whatsapp..bro if she later comes back, wont u go mad especially if shes answering rudely...so we had fun and sent her out immediately we were done,i guess it pains dem wen u just had sex wit dem and send dem out...days later shes wit another guy rubbing it in my face telling me how dey av fun...i won mad cos i wanted to marry her even wit her child...omo i don see weeeeeeeennnn for single mother hand, e pain me i put emotion
I don't feel it should be turn by turn but reality says otherwise, if the Bezos, Gates, Nwokos, Depps and Hemsworths of the world can't keep their women then who are we. No reason the pain, back to back toto can put the strongest nigga in his emotions.
Christianity Etc › Re: Every Woman Got Offered This!!! by Jumbojax(op): 7:55pm On Dec 10, 2025
Dtruthspeaker:
Not True. It is actually if she is born beautiful that her parents, neighbours, teachers tell her so, from birth

But if she's not fine, then she learns it from the beautiful ones even before she is 10
Fine or not, the majority of men(maybe not you) are soft to women by default.
Wether anyone tells her or not, she fantasizes about it cause a demon puts that in her mind.
In the natural order, a woman's satisfaction should not be as important as modern society makes it 💯
Family › Re: Unpopular Opinion About Marriage (Photo) by Jumbojax(m): 7:21pm On Dec 10, 2025
Mistersolar:
ive lost weight,not slept well in a month,even committing error at work,but i know she will meet her waterloo too...abeg shun single mothers...imagine u caught her with a guy and shes telling u ur own tenure is done,its now his tenure,will even pik up phone and call him right in ur face...bro wont u go mad
But you get tolerance sha, normally na turn by turn for modern woman kpekus, but as you still dey when your turn finish, na shit you go chop for her hand, you gave her your emotions, na mistake. You go recover na just time...
Romance › Re: Lady Queries, Why Guys Staring And Unable To Approach. by Jumbojax(m): 7:12pm On Dec 10, 2025
She fumbled king undecided

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