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IslamRe: Can I Recite Adhkar In Yoruba, Hausa Or Other Languages Other Than Arabic? by jumpology(m): 8:28am On Feb 29, 2020
sencekompis:
This your God Alah must be super unintelligent fellow, my 9 year old son speaks 4 languages with ease. I wonder what brought yoruba people into this ESIN IMOLILE.
Let's stop using words that creat dislikes among us, it is the same you refer as Lord that we call Allah, so pls watch that. And you never will hear Muslim abuse Jesus coz it's wrong. Things are happening around the globe, but let that not affect our love for others.
CelebritiesRe: Tacha's Cleavage-baring Outfit To AMVCA 2020 Nominees Party. Hit Or Miss? by jumpology(m): 8:16am On Feb 29, 2020
Things that are irrelevant become what we celebrate, this one has got nothing to offer the nation aside from body showcasing. Where we are going now, I don't know. I'm sure Satan will be whispering to the ears of many guys in that scene. No right adviser till she grow to that stage in her life, must you show your endowment before you're seen, the answer in this generation is YES. May God guide us aright.
RomanceRe: My First Experience In Wooing A Lady, An Edo Girl by jumpology(m): 10:28pm On Feb 15, 2020
Youngzubi:
Does Every Guy Experience This?

Good Day My Fellow Nairalanders..

I just felt like sharing my first experience trying to woo a girl, it was like hell tho... so funny

Each time I remember this event it always make me to wonder if it was normal or maybe I wasn't bold. Some times ago I was on my way to visit a friend when I came in contact with this edo girl, she was so pretty that I kept on staring at her forgetting that i'm supposed to cross to the other side of the road cos where I stood was a very busy Junction.

I dismissed the idea of visiting my guy and followed her closely. I wanted to know her street, that was mission accomplished as I was able to get exactly where her house was and asked some dudes for few information about her.

Her name was favour, from then I started preparing to woo her after which I showed her to my friends secretly, trust niggars they started pushing me to confront her but the problem was how best to approach her and do the wooing tricks.

Two weeks later of cramming some lines and tricks, I wore better clothes with my neighbor's perfume. Minutes later I was standing at their street and it wasn't too long when she came out I guessed to buy something, I swear the more she approached was the more my heart beat increased, sweating profusely even it got to some extent that my legs wasn't steady anymore, so I pretended I didn't see her as she passed.

Oh my God, my urine was hot as I rushed to the gutter to ease myself I don't even know if removed smoke sef.. that one passed, months passed still I was not able to approach her.

One day I made up my mind to approach her. It was more like do or die, I wore my clothes dressed casually this time and memorized things again both how to greet her and all that, God made it easy as I saw her before I got to her street, she was walking and gisting with a female friend. I began to feel cold inside as I approached but I kept walking towards the due.. her friend stopped a bike and bade her good by so she turned and started walking to her street.

I quickly walked up to her and said Hi! She turned and stared directly into my eye.. Jesus I froze instantly, my people I said hi to this girl like four good times, every down thing I memorized had now flashed off, my head was empty in fact I regretted ever confronting her she stood for a while trying to figure out who I was cos the expression on her face showed it all, emm please can we be friends? That was what I heard myself say, immediately she heard that she hissed loudly and crossed to the other side of the road and walked away.. I swear I couldn't sleep that night..

Abeg my people is it that I don't have liver or its a normal thing in guys, but i see guys do wooing anyhow as if it was their calling... let's discuss about it..

Modified..
I think it's always like that coz mine was also funny.
PoliticsRe: Biography, Profile Of Prof. Ishaq Akintola, MURIC Director by jumpology(m): 8:45am On Feb 04, 2020
maryjames9:
History will not speak well about this guy and his family. I love many Muslims but I hate what he stands for.
We are already initiating a war that's not in existence. Pls let's not split this country by what we post.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Holds Chioma’s Boobs At Adewale Adeleke And Kani's White Wedding In Dubai by jumpology(m): 11:01pm On Feb 02, 2020
lalasticlala:
Davido has rubbished rumours that he would not be getting married to Chioma, The Chef Chi because of the Peruzzi unconfirmed rumours.

Davido who is in Dubai with Chioma to attend his elder brother, Adewale Adeleke and Kani's white wedding, shared a photo of him grabbing Chioma’s boobs at the wedding event.

Davido captioned the Instagram picture:

"ALL MINES !! Bleep YALL!!"

When will davido stop all these rubbish posts?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Leads RCCG Protest Against Insecurity In Nigeria (Video, Photos) by jumpology(m): 3:56pm On Feb 02, 2020
farem:
When you know that what makes you to protest that it wasn't only Christians that were killed.

Yes, all souls are precious to God, because we believe that God so loved the world (everyone) that He sent His Son but in your own case, you need to die to kill to keep your god in circulation and to escape hell fire. Aren't you really worthless spiritually speaking?
It is well with your soul my brother,
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Leads RCCG Protest Against Insecurity In Nigeria (Video, Photos) by jumpology(m): 3:05pm On Feb 02, 2020
farem:
Souls are of different values. Christian souls are precious to the Lord Jesus who died and resurrected for them.
In your own case, yours are worthless and must therefore be wasted to keep your god from going into extinction.
Then you mean Daddy GO is wrong for saying all soul are precious to God
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Leads RCCG Protest Against Insecurity In Nigeria (Video, Photos) by jumpology(m): 3:02pm On Feb 02, 2020
The only solution I figured out will help us in this country is that the religious people should withdraw from politics, then, their truth can then be respected.
CelebritiesRe: “Keeping Up With Tacha”: Tacha Launches Her Reality Show (Photos) by jumpology(m): 1:16pm On Feb 02, 2020
DAVE5:
The world has moved past work hard, get results dogma

Now, it's social media era, we can't fight it, you too should tap into that avenue

I haven't cos I'm not a social media person, I'm just a shy guy, doing my thing and making my money
Make God help us�. Even the crazy and unGodly things tend to make more money than good things. You'll see them, the likes of bobrisky. Can all this be termed as hardworking?

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