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Tolexander:
What kinda staged miracle is this?

So the menstrual cycle which is meant to be 28days, suddenly started on that stage and completed the whole cycle within 6minutes?

that's y it's called a miracle... u don't need to understand it

thank God we are out of recession... we will buy our own ni.

sad story... I happened to be there when it happened... may his soul rest in peace

Pls add me up ify.. uniport 08101502099

tit:
If he like let him come there with angels.
He will spend time in kiri kiri

sometimes I wonder if people like you have brains at all or just empty space in their heads...

the battle for 2019 just got a boost

hmm

with army uniform..... Issorite

na questions be this oo... where the lessons na

tolexy123:
Hello nairalanders, please I want you to advice me on how to handle my excessively demanding girlfriend. She demands money excessively from me at regular intervals (everytime i go to visit her which is now discouraging me from visiting her now) without considering my pocket and its really making me to see her from another angle negatively as a gold digger and it's affecting my true feelings for her.

I don't want to be too rude to her but at the same time, I want her to get the information across to her. its not like am not financially supportive or am broke but I want to exercise some financial disciplines in her cos am thinking of seeing her as more than my girlfriend but this is not telling well about her.

Mature advice please!

abeg dump her sorry ass. for this recession.

ehya.... eh dem go replace am na after all she be girl. they have their ways

Briona:
finally. I tried to login with my jamb reg number but it failed.

just keep trying .. it will work

UNIVERSITY OF PORT HARCOURT OFFICE OF THE REGISTRAR ADMISSION SCREENING EXERCISE FOR 2016/2017 ACADEMIC SESSION
The University of Port Harcourt hereby invites candidates who made the University their First Choice in the 2016 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) and obtained a minimum score of 180, to apply for a Screening Exercise for admission into the University. The Schedule of the Screening
Exercise is as indicated below: Day/Date of Exercise Time College/Faculties/ Disciplines 1. Thursday, 30 th June, 2016 7.00am Pharmacy/ Agriculture/Education 2. Friday, 1stJuly, 2016 7.00am Humanities 3. Saturday, 2nd July, 2016 7.00am Management Sciences 4. Monday, 4th July, 2016 7.00am Engineering 5. Tuesday, 5 th July, 2016 7.00am Science/SSLT 6. Wednesday, 6th July, 2016 7.00am Social Sciences 7. Thursday, 7 th July, 2016 7. 00am Physiology/Anatomy/Dentistry/ Nursing 8. Friday, 8 th July, 2016 7.00am Medicine and Surgery (1) 9. Saturday, 9th July, 2016 7.00am Medicine and Surgery (2)
Candidates should log-in to: www.uniport.edu.ng for the Registration Procedure for 2016/2017 Admission Screening Exercise.
ONLINE REGISTRATION PERIOD :
Monday, 6 th June, 2016 – Sunday, 26 th June, 2016.
IMPORTANT DATES AND SCREENING REGISTRATION PROCEDURE
Eligible/Cleared candidates to input UTME Registration Number and confirm pre-loaded UTME details. Print slip for payment Proceed to any of the following Banks( with e- Transact platform) and make payment of N2,000.00 (Excluding Bank and Access Charges, Processing Fee and Result checking):
FIDELITY BANK PLC, UBA PLC, FIRST BANK PLC, ACCESS BANK PLC ECOBANK PLC, FCMBAND UNIPORT- CHOBA MICROFINANCE BANK. Obtain an e-Tranzact receipt showing an access code from the Bank Teller confirming the payment. Proceed back online and Log-in with your UTME Registration Number and the Access Code on the payment slip, from Friday, 17 th June, 2016. Complete the Form online as requested. Scan and upload O’Level Examination Certificate(s)/ Examination Slip(s) for Candidates awaiting result(s). Click on the“submit button” and print Photo Card for the Screening Exercise clearance. Note the date and time of Screening Schedule on the Photo Card. CANDIDATES who fail to register within the registration period will not be ELIGIBLE TO PARTICIPATE IN THE SCREENING EXERCISE. MATERIALS NEEDED FOR SCREENING EXERCISE Candidates are required to come with the following: A clear copy of the Photo Card printed online and pen. Copy of O’Level Examination Certificate(s) (WASCE, GCE, NECO, NABTEB)/Examination Slip(s) for Candidates awaiting results.
NOTE: Inconsistency in name or picture on Photo Card will not be acceptable to the University and may lead to disqualification of affected candidates. Candidates’ names on their O’Level Certificates, UTME results and other registration documents must be the same. Mobile Phones, Ipad, Ipod, Walkman and similar gadgets or any extraneous materials will not be allowed into the Screening Venue and its environs. Candidates must apply within the Registration period as the online link for the Application Form will be disabled at Mid–Night on SUNDAY, 26th June, 2016. Candidates must report to the designated Screening Venues at the time scheduled on the Photo Card or risk disqualification. Parents and Guardians, as well as uninvited security agents will not be allowed into the campus on the days of the Screening Exercise. For Technical support services during registration, send an email to: admission@uniport.edu.ng . For further enquiries, please call any of the following numbers: 08091153162, 08138740076, 08185945712, 08175125591
Signed: DORCAS D. OTTO (MRS) REGISTRAR
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op abeg do the needful. ..

RedCapChief:
They have made up . . .after gaining hundreds of thousands of new followers on Twitter and Instagram and improving their publicity market value. . . after increasing Linda Ikeji's blog and Nairaland page views by 1000%

This is all trash . . . Where is LAWMA?

lol

Following controversial issues trailing davido and his baby mama Sophia Momodu .. Davido finally releases the test results


www.juzrumours..com.ng

The All Progress Congress in Ekiti State has faulted the local government elections held in the state on Saturday, saying it was fraudulent.

The state Publicity Secretary of the party, Taiwo Olatunbosun, said in a statement that there was apathy for the election across the state, adding that it was proof that people of the state had rejected the governor and his party, the PDP.

“To cover their shame in most of the empty polling units, PDP members and Fayose’s political appointees engaged in multiple thumb-printing to give a false impression of a large turn-out of voters,” Olatunbosun said.

The APC, which withdrew from the election after complaining that the process was comprised, said the people behaved honourably by staying away from the election, which was boycotted by all political parties except the PDP.

Source : www.juzrumours..com.ng

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NwaNimo1:
R.I.P . . . .

(anyone who learnt how to drive in Lagos needs to be retrained before trying to drive abroad)

lol

santosesq1:
I was there life & direct. She was saying her father is a thief so all of una dey join am thief ? Birds of same feather. Yet Delta no get road, paying salary delay, nothing is workin in Delta the BIG heart forget BIG head uduaghan wen say Finger of God. Na BIG heart we be forever

no offence buh I think you are deranged ......

Morgan State University is mourning a student following a Thursday night crash in Prince Georges County.

Maryland State Police say that around 10:30pm that night, officers arrived at the scene of a fatal head-on collision that claimed the life of 20-year-old Adedire “Dire” Ososanya.

State troopers at the scene confirmed that both vehicles were driving in opposite directions in the same area before the driver of a Cadillac DeVille lost control and collided with Ososanya’s Nissan Altima.

Ososanya attended Morgan State, the university confirmed.

On Friday, as many students were preparing to listen to commencement speeches and receive their diplomas, others were finding out about the loss of a fellow student.

The university issued the following statement in the wake of the tragedy, “On a day when so many of our students are celebrating their graduation and the start of a new chapter in their lives, we at Morgan State University find ourselves in a state of shock, saddened by the loss of this member of our family.

“Adedire was well liked by his fellow students, who elected him as Mr. Junior (class). He was a marketing major here at Morgan and a member of Omega Psi Phi Fraternity. He had, in fact, completed nearly all of his coursework toward graduation and for his life to be cut short when he was so close to achieving that which he had worked so hard for is heart-wrenching.

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Senate orders ‘2016 model’ SUVs for 109 lawmakers

The leadership of the Senate has placed orders for the purchase of 109 Sport Utility Vans commonly called jeeps in the Nigerian parlance, for its members to carry out their oversight functions.

It has also allegedly turned down a request by some chairmen of the 65 committees recently inaugurated by Senate President, Bukola Saraki, to change their preferred vehicles which hitherto had been Prado Jeeps already to Land Cruisers. Investigations by our correspondent on Saturday showed that each of the vehicles would cost N16m.

They were said to have been ordered before the constitution of the 65 committees.

Tagged “operational vehicles”, the SUVs, according to a member of the management staff, who could not be quoted because of his status, would be delivered to each of the lawmakers in the first quarter of next year.

The vehicles, he said would be formally handed over to the senators after their four-year tenure after paying 30 percent of the cost.

The source said, “The jeeps are not official vehicles because the senators, in line with the Federal Government policy on monetisation, would be paid money for vehicles, accommodation and other things, so they are not entitled to official vehicles and accommodation.
“They, however, needed operational vehicles to carry out their oversight functions. Each of the 109 senators is either a chairman or vice-chairman of the senate committees, hence all of them would have a jeep each” Our correspondent, however, learnt that some of the committee chairmen, recently met with the leadership of the Senate and requested that their own Prado jeep be upgraded to Land Cruiser Jeeps.

The leadership, according to a senator from the South West geopolitical zone who craved anonymity, told some of the chairmen that made the request that the budget of the red chamber could not accommodate their demands...

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Age: 40

Birthday: June 18

Town: Agassa

LGA: Okene

Education: Accounting, Ahmadu Bello University
Public service careerRMAFC (revenue officer, accountant)

Political career: New kid on the block

Campaign promise: “To move Kogi in a new direction”

Core base: Kogi central

Social media: 3,833 likes on Facebook

Hobbies: football, boxing, reading, travelling

Yahaya Bello on Saturday won the governorship election of Kogi state after the formality of a supplementary election.

Bello had inherited the 240,861 votes polled by Abubakar Audu in the November 21 poll, which was declared inconclusive by INEC shortly before Audu died. Idris Wada of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), the incumbent, came second with 199,514 votes.

A supplementary election then took place in 91 polling units in 19 local government areas on Saturday and Bello polled an additional 6885 to Wada’s 5363. Final score: APC 247,742, PDP 204,877.

The constitutional crisis is yet to be resolved — there are a couple of cases going to court. Audu’s running mate, James Faleke, believes he should be declared the inheritor of Audu’s votes having run on a joint ticket with him.

Wada also wants to be declared governor-elect, maintaining that Audu had died with his votes.

Bello is, therefore, Kogi’s governor-elect, pending the legal battles. But how much do you really know about the 40-year-old graduate of accounting?

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Not just the hampers also expensive xmas gifts..... God will save us in this country .

richidinho:


In a related devt.

Omenka jumps from bed and starts shouting "God save me, save me, save me. The wife asked, did you have a nightmare? He says yes. The wife asked again, were you been chased by a lion? Akpos replied; lion is even better. I nearly voted for Buhari again

lol..... Sai buhari isn't dat bad na

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Thanks

I don't really understand the part ĺooo the hash tag in the bio. please xplain

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Godwin10:

amen oo

Sai baba jare