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LOL.


This is why I don't wanna consider Marriage at the moment.

There's so much good sh*** going on in the World.


Cougars-Shrinks-MILFs- Girlfriends.. (the first 3 always foot the bills, if you sabi)

Uhhh what else do I have to say?


Yeah, I just made Baked Potatoes with SauerKraut and Roasted Swine. Feel free to dig in.

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They watch Ellen DeGeneres, Keeping up with the Kardashians. You can't really expect them to do better. Really. Overdosed on Feminism and its Hoax-filled principles.

WoodcrestMayor: Smh...

Itz sad dat many of dem just jumped on d feminism bandwagon...u knw d "do sometin crazy/outstanding if u want to be noticed" saying.

Civilization and education doesn't preach non-application of common sense.

bro... I think you just brought about a new strategy.

Visit Restaurants/Catering Joints, pair up with one of the workers with whom I compatibly share equal interests and views.

Take her to my folks. Wife the f#*k outta her. And yeah, everyone is happy.

shymexx: Don't mind these airheads. When married men start staying with mistresses who cook good, or get their mums, to come live with them - they'll start crying about infidelity, and lack of respect for the wife. It's hard out here in these streets - and there's nothing better than going back to a good woman, that will feed you with good food - after a long day at work.

I've got a restaurant where I get food from every weekend - and I love the women in there to death because the food is magical. Shyte, I just go in there to crack jokes with them - and chat about all kinds of things. Heck, they now give me discount.

They honestly don't know being a good cook actually takes their ratings to stratosphere. Food is very important!

SS2/SS3

Venue : Further Maths Classes

Nature of Venue : Boring

Mood:

Situation : Chalk/Duster falls on the ground, Miss.Zainab the teacher bends down to pick the Marker.

Mood:


Class Position in Further Maths : 2nd, 3rd, 2nd ( There was another freaky dude/babe in my class )


SUMMARY OF MY SEC.SCHOOL DAYS

Sammyblaq: i swear it takes the grace of God.
.
Umuaka ri bad.
I crushed @ this corper girl(omolara) in ma SS2. Sexy and saxy. She taught us Geography. I no dey miss class.
Another magic be say we no dey learn for the class but we dey pass. Thank God

O boy! We dey there!!

The peaceful Co-existence of Christians here in Deutschland drives me into fits of Euphoria.

Meanwhile in my Nigeria, we are devouring each other in the name of 'who holy pass' 'who worhip pass'.

We then forget the basic motive of Religion (Peace, Love of self and others).

I spit in disgust.

This Story deserves an 'Oscar Foreign Movie Award-Winning' Movie


Very graphic and detailed.

Emotional and raw to the core!

dridowu: wc con3 is dat ?

Clue- Sausage in almost every meal,
Breweries, treasures dear to us.
Automobiles or else we'll rot.
Our tongue is tough, so are the broads.



I trust you bro. You can unlock this code.

SmooshCHN: It's a Cinema. I tell you lots of real shits happen. Last time I went this guy and his girl were beside me. He would suddenly shiver and give a sigh of relief. I think he really enjoyed the movie because to me the movie was crap. But how come he enjoyed it??

He was shivering from the relief of his babe's hand-J.

severee: People do make noise and smuggle snacks into movie theatres its not just a nigerian thing

Besides the you guyz have to try this etiquette i call it spoiling what's already bad you know, since movies these day have decided to be neither creative nor interesting i do these
-call the next few scenes when the movie is still in its pre title sequence and laff my head off when it happens just like i called it works especially on marvel/spy movies
-make the other viewers look dumb by laffing at the movies implausibility,enormous plotholes,covoluted plots and super cliched storyline
Certified fun except no one will ever want to see a movie with you

Guy collect handshake... That's why I watch more of neo-noir movies or Time Travel/Time Blending movies. I dont wanna write a list here..

So unpredictable.
#PlotlineBeasts

dridowu: Cinema ? What are they doing there.
#teamdownloadandwatchatyourownconvience

#TeamMovieStreamingOnline

Downloads are illegal in my place.

decode55: little fool. You don't even know the context in which the "thirst" word should be used.

See ekuke wan form bull dog

HAHAHA.. I use my words how I desire.

If you went through the stress of coming to this page and viewing photos of a bimbo in bikinis, then you're THIRSTY. Calling other guys thirsty makes you a mitch, ogbeni.

As for the 'ekuke' analogy......broda you're on a long thing...

decode55: swerve kiddo.

go and play in the dirt

calm your balls jor.

you sound thirsty.

decode55: thirsty niggas everywhere

na you wey don drink belle full? LOL


Anyway I have my cup of Lipton....

All the People coming here to air out how richer they were than their Spouses. How they supported him/her. How in-laws hated on the situation. I have just one thing to point out.

With all due respect, you all have failed the first test. The Law of Subtlety in Marital Unions. What does this mean?

Subtlety in terms of keeping private family issues personal. You as a good partner shouldn't come here to explain how not-so-good your Partner is/was doing.

Why not just be coy about it and pass the important message. I don't know if you are getting my point. He/She is your other Half. Keep it low-key.

All the same, may your marriages move from strength to strength. Jah Bless!

NaijaObi will make a good parent! HAHAHAHA... see chow ehhh! Abeg tell them, the lazy Proud amateurs.


Lazy people don't succeed here. They turn out to become frustrated. Sometimes those who work hard don't really achieve the result they so much desire and I feel bad for them.

so if you like come here and speak Oxford English, feeling 'ITK'... Na when you land here in Deutschland you go chop humility seed.

AJEbUTTER fine boy like me don turn kPako Hustler. So u go fear fear.

Please whoever is coming next month should bring Indomie. I will pay you for Carriage fees. THANKS



TRUST ME.

In germany I was Charged 4.95Euros when using my DeutscheBank card in BW-Bank ATM. The Charges vary but none is less than 1.95Euros.

Do the math and see hw much they charge per withdrawal.


Let's learn how to be Prudent with Money.


Up CBN!

Okay guys... FUN KILLER.... IMAGINE THEM ALL TAKING A DUMP...THE TYPE WHICH HAS A PERMEABLE DEADLY STENCH

The only uniport chicks wey make brains na Linguistic, Education and maybe BCH and MCB..
But I hate Uniport babes. All wan date oil worker or Town guys. HAHAHA

COvo: If these are the top 10 prettiest chicks then the school nor get babes.Where are my uniport chicks...

Pass me the shisha nau, as boss wey u be.
The girl of my choice is....






ALL OF THEM .......In a very nice groupbangg

Neldrizzy: hehehe bro whatsop naa

my nigga

Neldrizzy: Girls wey i don fuccck!!!

scoro my chairman! wetin u dey find here?

scobaba: Bad guy, why u cast my name now?

Originally designed in a similar manner in 1824 by Henry Robinson Palmer (England), the Wuppertal Suspension Railway is a suspension railway whose first track was opened in 1901, in Wuppertal, Nord-Rhein Westfalen, Germany. The system is recognized as Schwebebahn in the whole of Germany. This railway system has since then been 'copied' around the world. A good example is the Memphis Suspension Railway in U.S.A .


It is a weird-looking but futuristic electric elevated railway with hanging cars. De-commissioned during the 2nd World War, the Schwebebahn has been significantly modified. The cars are suspended from a single rail built underneath a supporting steel frame. The cars hang on wheels which are driven by an electric motor operating at 600 volts DC, fed from an extra rail.

The supporting frame and tracks are made out of 486 pillars and bridgework sections. The termini at each end of the line also serve as train depots and reversers.

The current fleet consists of twenty-seven two-car trains built in the 1970s. The cars are 24 metres long and have 4 doors. One carriage can seat 48 with approximately 130 standing passengers. The top speed is 60 km/h and the average speed is 27 km/h.

The Kaiserwagen (Emperor's car), the original train used by Emperor Wilhelm II during a test ride on 24 October 1900, is still operated on scheduled excursion services, special occasions and for charter events

For safety reasons, operations were halted at specific periods for the Renovation of the System's support structures. However, it must be noted that till this day, some accidents and casualties have been reported. Notwithstanding, the Schwebebahn/Hochbahn System operates in full swing currently in the German city of Wuppertal.

Enjoy the images below:



Link: http://www.young-germany.de/topic/study/city-campus/wuppertal-the-city-in-the-valley

Source : younggermany.de

I started driving when I was six years old.


My Mum parked the car to go and buy Syringes at a Pharmacy.

The Gear was on Neutral. She forgot to put am for 'Park'.

O men, the car started rolling i shouted and shouted. (I loved the experience though)

Mom realised her mistake flew 'James Bond' style with her 'Christian-Mother' big body and halted the car.

She dashed me a VERY HOT slap when I started laughing like one eediot.

So there you have it.....6 Years Old.

Pishures oo..


OP pls could you show us substantial proof of your post?

Thank You.

God we don pray, dey pray , dey pray finish make you end Useless Leadership in our country.

When we start eliminating our incompetent leaders no vex sha..

We your Children are begging this time around, because it's almost the last nail on the Coffin.

Amen.

But wait o..




These bouts of Inter-Tribal curses flying around this forum dey too much nau..


Have we forgotten that these terrorists also attack Churches??


Most of these murdered Christians could be Yorubas, Igbos, Hausas, Efiks, Itsekiris, Tiv, and so on( I'm not here to name all groups abeg, so no vex if yours no dey mentioned)..


Let's stop tribalising a National Malaise that is gradually going out of Hand....

Remember, tribes are not always written on faces oo...

Oya see the recent stories, bombing of Plazas, Supermarkets, Bus Stations etc..... Do you wanna open your pie-Hole and say it was aimed at a particular tribe or Religion?



Now here's my point.... The Terrorist are operating on wider fronts yet 100% unknown to us..

Mark my words when I say that this spate of Bombings highlights a Bigger Gloomier Picture yet to surface...

We should be here brainstorming on various possibilites to at least help in curbing out this Cancerous mole called terrorism. Instead, we are here pointing our unwashed egusi-stained fingers at each other. Only children do such.

We are all adults here.. Please let's apply caution.


(NB- my last sentence was not intended to sound cultist in any way)

Katangora: O boy, no be play play ooo.. Na exam period we dey... So intense.... Coupled with many presentations and report writing.. Come add work, world cup and bavarian beer and blonde girls join
Make una dey learn act of public speaking oooo, weekly presentation no be beans ooo..... also start reading materials related to your course..And of course learn abit of german.. Hope to see you guys here soon

Guy you sure no be those my Blonde softies? Pictures or u know the drill..

Which City you dey now? Which Uni?

Do you know the worst part of Friend-zoning

C@ck-blocking.......... YES I SAID IT!!

Una go dey together, fine gurl waka enter the same place.. Then you say make you try your Luck... Na so ur friendzone-girl go come start to dey hug you... And they start calling you Baby, Honeypoo, Chucklebunny e.t.c...
She would loudly ask you questions like "Babe why did you forget to sleep over my place yesterday?" [ WHICH SLEEPOVER NAU ] ... Winsh!! .. It pains them to see a nigga have some rainbow time...

HABA!!! But why nau?? Can't a nigga have some good punny?? At the end of the day the frustrated nigga would go home and say hello to his assortment of soap-Friends (LUX, TETMOSOL, DETTOL, DELTA e.t.c) HAHAHAHA Oh my Damn!

Dear brothers, please stay strong.. Say NO to Friend-zoning , for the sake of the Economic Development of our beloved country Nigeria.

I don't know if it's just me....

My Cousin Bro slapped me out of a veryyyyyyyy foooooooolllllisssshhhh friendzone situation... TRUESTORY


But by then the girl don chop 1k Naira sandals and about 2k worth of suya for my hand...


And guess what


My cousin Bro kom kpansh am later... The guy na Baba-ohhh.... Na so the girl come carry mumu tears dey complain to me for my apartment..even for BBM i no fit hear word.. Okpo no know sey the guy na my Cousin Bro...


The revenge toro uto (it was delicious)

timpaker: Heheeheheh. I can tell she'd smoke you all.... **Na sit don look I dey now**grabs popcorn**

Na only popcorn dey house Guy abeg go buy suya wash am down with cold bottles of Heineken... Abeg tell Mallam sey I no dey like Fat or Towel..Only flesh and liver abeg, na my guy wey him be