silibaba:
scum.... now i understand

Thank God you understand fool..

silibaba:


Simp.
You just concluded she has a nice breasts. Did she show it to you?

Idiot.... It was just a compliment to make her feel good about herself...

Fancygurl23:


Here is a picture. Not showing my face. Hope I've cleared the doubts of you Thomases? Nairaland sef

Babe, you have a nice breast. Don't do anything to it. Just love yourself and move on...

Some guys like me no dey carry breast play oo.
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And what is wrong with these Bastards!!?

Mexperse:
Please, can someone suggest a good phone under 85k that isn't tecno or infinix

Try vivo, strong battery life, quality pics and a smart look.

You won't regret..

realmindz:
Stop insulting the holy prophet. Leave our uncircumcised prophet alone. Our prophet has the best penis in the world

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Please let the insult and more insults continue. That girl's death will never be in vain. BANZA to the HEAD SLAMMERS !!!

QuotaSystem:


You don’t have to be a religious body to condemn ipob/esn killings and beheadings of innocent people.



Sharia also prescribes amputation for thieves, but when last did you hear of anyone’s hand chopped off in the North since Yerima 22 years ago?

Which law do ipob terrorists apply when they rape, kill, behead and roast innocent people? Biafran law?

Condemn the condemnable and pass.

It is because of idiots like you that we will never move forward. So because some bastards raped and kill their own, you now want to prove through ur sickling religion that you can do worse? Why not prove that you are better than them and besides, what happened in the east wasn't a religious case.

You are fools !!!!

Religion of shit my big foot !!!

Religion of Piss my foot !!!!!!!

sukkot:
am serious bro. deead serious. maybe i will film it

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Bro you don't need to convince these "children ses".
These kids do not understand the world we live in...

kenzysmith:
We Nigerian men are the biggest pretenders we will all form holy than thou just to deceive the gullible around us why we watch porn in our phones we come on line to bash women and girls on line but we can't stay for a month without looking for toto
If hypocrisy have a meaning I think we Nigeria mean is the clear definition

Pastor they pretend for public but dey beg in the secret

Hmmn, your comment tells that you are a child.
Watching porn should not be in the church , looking for toto should not be in the church likewise, indecent dressing should not be in the church. Nobody stops you from watching porn or toto iñ your house. There is time for everything and places where you can watch your porn in peace and not the church. Do the right thing at the right time and at the right place.

You don hear ?

Happy Sunday to my wonderful Arseeeenal fans.

We still dey give dem !!

Stevenson20:
Why not demolish it and erect government structures there
This will serve as a deterrent to others

A very good suggestion....

We move !!

2-4 !!!!!!!

Up Gunnnnnnnnnnnnnnners !!!!!!!!

YOU DONT NEED A SOOTHSAYER TO TELL YOU THAT THINGS ARE SO TERRIBLE THAN THEY WERE WHEN THIS ………...LESS GOVERNMENT CAME INTO POWER !!!

HMMMNN, I pity those waiting for galfriends to cook for them....

Sometimes I don't know if this people think with their anus.

Are these not the same people they are agitating for?

Is this how they will govern their so call Biafra Land.

How will this affect the fulanis in Abuja ?

Honestly I no longer care how the government decides to deal with these people.

Una mumu don too much !!

I hope no one will blame any opposition for using this terrorists to discredit this government ?

To God be all the Glory !!!

WHERE IS MURIC WHEN YOU NEED THEM ? These days is like d noise maker has lost his voice...

oluwaseyi0:
Hope he will still be safe when he leaves

A very good question that d so called" welcome to the light" people will not answer..

Gunners all d way, haters can argue with their ancestors...

Yes ooo!! One more Happy sunday to my beautiful Arsenal fan. E go choke some feful.

silverkings:
Good day all. One of the new generation banks employed me as a contract staff in marketing department. Digital sales product executive precisely.

Please what do i expect? How demanding is the job?

If you don't have a better option, keep quiet and accept the job while still searching for a better one !! kontri hard oo !!

SugarPapi:
So... I'm 39/m, married with 3 beautiful kids. Wife and kids are abroad, while I'm gainfully employed here in Nigeria. This is my story -

I've always been a chilled introverted guy with almost zero worries. I'm committed to my work and my work is also committed to me, at least, I'm able to send a healthy amount to my wife and kids in the Queen's country, every month. As a 'Manchelor', this is my daily schedule - wake up, go to work, close late, get home, play PS, skype the fam, sleep, rinse and repeat.

I seldom have time for social media, but once in a while, I log into Facebook and IG to catchup with friends. This was the beginning of my dilemma.

December of last year, I was scrolling on my timeline when I got a notif. Someone had liked my picture. I clicked through her profile and saw this young pretty girl. Honestly, I did not exactly fancy her at first, but I reciprocated the like on one of her pictures and logged of to bed.

When I woke the next morning, she had followed me. I followed back and thanked her for the follow in her dms.

This damsel was around 6ft, pretty, fair and easy on the eyes. She did not have any revealing or tight fitting clothes on her profile so at the beginning, I could not exactly place her physique.

We started chatting that day and as satan will have it, one day, I got leave from work. It was an unfateful Friday so I invited her to a day out at The Palms. We ate , watched a movie then when I wanted to book a ride for her back home, she said she'd like to know my house.

Tbh, I thought this was quite forward and voiced it. I love my Wife dearly. I love my children as well. I would never do anything to deliberately hurt them so I turned down her offer and booked the ride. She stays at Yaba, I at LP1.

She entered her ride and I did not contact her again.

Well, hello next morning!

Her WhatsApp call woke me up. It was a Saturday so I was at home. We spoke at length, she thanked me for the previous day and told me to at least allow her pay me back. "This girl sef!" I thought to myself.

We got to know each other better across the phone in that singular call and I felt it in my soul that she was a genuine one... not an 'InMessage' girl. She was a student at UNILAG in her 300l, studying Accounting. She was a really homely girl, light spoken and very respectful.

It was not yet mid-day when her cab to my house was 10 minutes away.

She came in, looking like a queen. Jeeez! Remembering that day sends shivers down my spine. Thankfully, I leave in a building all to myself so there no prying eyes to call Mama omo SugarPapi in faraway Ireland. My security guy opened for them, she alighted and paid the cab herself. WAWU!

She came and hugged me, we held hands as I pulled her in. She had not fully entered my house when I swept her off her feet, our lips crushed together in intense canoodle. Her tongue was probing inside my mouth as mine hers. Before I could process what was happening, she went on her knees and I felt my soul leave my body.

By this time, I had still not seen her body, so I led her to my guest room and my God!

Brief history... before this day, I had always considered myself an 'ass guy'. Actually, the few guys I consider friends know me as an ass guy. I loved huge melons but 'the behind' gets me most of the time.

Dear NLers, this girl's bossoms where neither ginormous nor small. They were just the perfect size and they stood! My God they stood! Firmly in my face, begging, begging to be...

I'm a 39yo guy and I confess that I have never experienced sex like that till that day! She was so sensual, so soft, no rush, no wrong. She mounted and rode me that day till I came. It has never ever happened before... not even with my partner and my she can f*ck!

It took every fiber of my being not to cry like a child as she rode me with ease and finesse. It was not that type of riding where the girl tries to burst your kidneys or emasculate you. It was focused on just my shaft and its cap. At some point, I was afraid I will pass out.

I had to quickly pull her off me before I pass out.

We ordered some take out, went at it three more times and around 8pm she was on a ride home. I told her to send me her account for me to send her something for the weekend. She out rightly refused and also refused me paying for her transport. WTH?! Abi na mami water tins?

Well it's been three months now and I can't seem to let her go. I have never experienced sex the way she does it. I confess that I may be catching actual feelings for her. I see myself jealous when she receives a call from her male counterparts, she once showed me a video she made with her ex. I was so angry. When she noticed my demeanour, she came, sat on my naked groin and whispered in my ears - "he is in the past, THE PAST".

I have to come voice out my predicament because she is now taking space in my heart. I can't do this to my family.

Guys, how do I 'divorce' this girl?

Guy, I can understand your plight. Truth is that you exposed yourself to this temptation by staying alone while your family are miles away.
My advice? Genuinely tell yourself that you want to end this, I mean first convince yourself that this sweet thing you are enjoying most end for the love of your family. Secondly, since you said the gal is respectful and etc, talk to her maturely about your decision to end d rship. After this, delete, I MEAN DELETE NOT BLOCK, her contact completely from all storable source.

The first few weeks may be difficult to coup but trust me, if you past those first few weeks, then months, then be assured that have overcome that.

Not forgetting, if possible bring your family closer or else, temptation like this will surely come back.

Honestly I don't know how long man can stay without touching or having sexual urge. Even bible say FLEE !!!! i.e RUN !! Don't stay to fight sexual temptation., Japaaa !!!

Nonexisting:
I used to shout something must kill a man until I made my first million and swore then never to kill myself by myself. These days I strictly fucck to cum and not to impress any vaginarian. If I cum and you no cum, that's not my business. Harder harder kill you there.

Your manhood will live long !!!!

WHITELIGHTER:
Our three outstanding matches

Chelsea
Spurs
Liverpool

Scary

Lets say we Win 1, Draw 1 and lose 1...…...

Yes oooooooo. Another Beautiful day to be an Arsssssssssssenal fan.

Hmmn, dis kin news get as e be...