₦airaland Forum

KingKO22:
IPOBidients the followers of Obituary 🤣😀😂🤣

Na them. Criminals 🤣🤣🤣

By 2027 only few of them would remain to vote

U r so daft n stupid . Face the topic n leave tribal issues alone...

So DSS can respond to alleged threats to life ? Hmmmmmmnn……..

What happened to those that threatened Fr.Mathew Kukah when some hoodlooms threatened to kill him for his outspokenness

Let me not say much...

daniella45:
you are the epitome of frustration yourself o

daniella45:
that one concern you and who trained a nonentity like you o

Ewa ikot, im not d cause of ur frustration, plz look else where !!

Nackzy:
I wonder why God created Nigeria, E for just make am one of the numerous planets make astronauts dey visit, chikina

daniella45:
rubbish. Which good books
what do guys feel like sef

Unam, it is me, u can deal with ur own flaws i don't give a shit !!

1. I am stingy, u must worth d penny i'm spending on u. If u r dating me for my money, O.Y.O

2. Like someone also said, When im talking angrily, keep quiet to remain in my good books

3. I like sex, make sure u can deliver.

Mine was when i attended a Carol Night in our Church about 29 years ago. My plan was dat around 10pm, weda d program ended or not, i will leave for home. Unfortunately, i got carried away and also dozed off till around 1am.

I cudnt find anyone following my route that nite and i was determined to go home because I had to prepare for school same day so i set off strolling up d hill which was d first obstacle hmmmmn.

Secondly, I passed tru one small but thick bush abi forest, hmmmn, my heart seriously beating as if it will come out.

Third obstacle, i had to pass tru one long road with very few houses, hmmmn, my heart was still shaking, beating, vibrating and even running at the same time, hmmmmmmmmnnnnnn.

Just when i thought the worst was behind me, i saw ahead of me a very huge dog that i had never seen before in my life. A VERY TALL DOG oooo !! And it was making this kind of wolf sound as if alerting someone or anything about my presence. Hmmmmmmmmmnnnnn.

Before i knew it, d Dog vanished, the next thing i saw was a torch light beaming ahead of me as if it was just waiting for me to come closer.

HMMMMN, running was already not an option to me becoz dat may signal a wrong impression to whoever was watching.

Naso i just waka jejely reach were the suppose torch was beaming from when i suddenly heard a voice...…. STOP!!! WHERE ARE YOU COMING FROM ?!! I nearly fainted. I was able to respond though a bit terrified. The voice paused for some seconds and said hmmmm; IF ONLY I CUD SEE WHO OR WHAT I AM TALKING TO, DAT I WILL RUN THE RACE OF MY LIFE !! I cud only see d light from d torch but i cudnt see d person or hand holding it. Hmmmn, Honestly I don't know the kind of courage i had that nite.

To cut d story short, i passed d so-called voice and walked down my house. Thank someone opened d gate.
Till today, no one knew what i encountered that night .

Now that i am even an Adult, I don't think i have dat courage to try that again......

Tell me....wacha gonna do broda wen hulkamanias go....WILD ?!!!!

Watcha gonna do broda wen hulkamanias go.... Wild !!!!!

mariahAngel:
Authentic yaji recipe is the best kept secret in the world.
Not even Mr Crabs' formula is kept that secret.

Baba u couldn't have said it better.. Ever since I discovered yaji,I make sure it is always available at home. It can go with variety of food e.g Akara, moi moi, okpa, Avocado,meat, fish, infact, I even add small to my lipton tea.
can't do without it. It's really a good and healthy spice..

At last o !!

Okwyjesus:
Are you sure for Akwa lbom

He is 💯% ✓

What if vice versa...... just thinking 🤔🤔🤔

Please take note...….

Not all these Worship owners are Pastors.... Most are fake. some are even Babalawos…., some just rush to start church without undergoing true discipline/Training.

Evestar200:
Na Obama Daughter you wan marry no?

No mind d scam....

Tochitee:
It's funny how the sadeast people cum obidient think they are hurting anybody even when it's obvious they are scoring own goal for themselves. by the time the government has your time,some of you will see your mothers and not recognise her.

So in your kolomental state, u still think that only South East voted P.O ?

U feel everyone should keep quiet because of what govt can do to them ?

You must be a very st...pid toddler using a smart phone..

Nice one @naptu2. Good old days.....

How come you didn't mention the duo of Kenny ogunbe ( keke) and Dayo Adeyeye ( D1) of Ray power FM ?

Vital 3points achieved !!!

COYG !!!!

This is very bad and condemnable. These people are just trying to create more enimity between the two tribes

neversaynever:
I've been trying to figure it out cos to me, there's never a modest way of saying it. Maybe I'm wrong. Any help Nairalanders?

Start playfully like Babe, na which kind perf u dey use ?
Try dis one wey i buy for market, it smells beta ?

How u say am ?

Explore life !!

You are not growing younger !! Soon the same family will compare you with others or even force you to go and face life.

Move out ASAP and God will direct you...…..

Ok. We have heard....

Jesus is Lord !!!! Chaaaaaaaaiiiii !!!

One word for this idiot .......

Yeah, Gunners all the way... A strong supporter and fan..

Kobicove:
I hate this act of kneeling down in public to propose to a lady with passion!

Not only you. It's a shame that men have refused to listen to Elders...

AlphaWolf27:
Re: #4 - Because you are washing toilets in the UK does not mean others have to use that as a benchmark. There are different levels of persons going to the UK, the compiler of this article is obviously at the bottom of the chain.

Such a very stupid remark.

Why not make your point Mr. Wash Toilet ?

Ofcourse most parents will not be happy with such display but then, we are proud of you..

Natbrowny:
I agree 👍.

Watched a documentary where a Tiger killed an antelope. Ripped it open and found a baby inside.
Tiger leapt back and was looking at the dead for hours.
Finally Tiger dug a ground and buried both dead mama and child.

Camera wey dem use na die. See zoom functions.

Really ?

Wow !!

I'm touch. Maybe we humans should learn from that..

IconicR:
😢 but I believe everything will be fine in no distant time.
This is the effect of Jonathan and Buhari's maladministration. May God ease our affairs

Never knew some people can be dis stupid !!

Let her forfeit the job n stay back with her husband n grow the family n Business.
The family is too young to start this. Since he is not doing badly, the wife can stick around till another time.