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Chommieblaq:
Wetin do taxi, or better still we trek am, it's call having a ROMANTIC STROLL after a date.





I wouldn't do that to ma man, it's disrespect!!!

Only God, I mean God only will bless you and increase your wisdom. I thought reasonable females were facing extinction on NL until I saw your comment. Kudos miss/mrs.

Last year I had an experience Here in Abuja with one woman at GTB in apo, Abuja. The moment I saw her, I suspected she was a drug addict. She met me and pleaded for some amount (close to 5k) for drug for her child in a hospital close by. She gave me her number that she will call the next day. Till today she has refused to pick her call. Months later another one approached me at another ATM point pleading for money, politely turned her down without thinking twice.
Be careful folks, there are fraudsters parading with different innovations.

Nice one rmd

Are those in pix no. 4 mascurades too?

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Before it was ...

lalasticlala:
6 Reasons Why You Should Shave Your Pubic Hair by lalasticlala(m)

Now, when it comes to pubic hair – shaving it or not, the first factor to be considered it health, then comfort, then physical appeal.
In the end however, it all boils down to personal choice.

There are people who get turned up by long, curly pubic hair and there are those who cannot deal with a pubic region that is not as clean-shaven as Stone Cold Steve Austin’s head.

Still, no matter your preference, you must know these 6 benefits of shaving:

A shaved pubic region is cleaner and healthier. How? One of the places affected by our daily activities is the crotch; sweat and dirt gather there and soon mixes with bacteria, clinging to pubic hair. When you bather, a portion of the clinging dirt remains and soon birth infections. If you are shaven, however, a simple hand-rub leaves you clean.

A shave pubic region has less risk of odour. When you don’t wash of the clingy dirt, your next sweaty session will create odour. Because the crotch does not have enough air circulation the odour soon becomes noticeable and pungent. So, why not shave?

A shaved pubic region is less prone to cuts during sex. Sometimes, when sex involves hairy joystick/vagina, the hair gets in the way and causes cuts in the genitals or condoms. These cuts could be open doorways to infections.

A shaved joystick looked longer, bigger. When you have a farm around your joystick, it looks smaller. Shaves, the joystick borrows some illusory added length.

A shaved vagina/joystick looks inviting, ready for oral pleasure. The average woman/man will be more willing to tongue-please a shaved joystick/vagina than a bushy one. If you want to get really intimate, then stay well groomed down there.

A shaved pubic region allows for more sexual sensitivity. All the skin in the pubic region is sensitive – covering it with a garden is reducing the pleasure area. Shave and allow for direct skin-to-skin contact and of course more pleasure.

For those who still don’t want to shave, make sure you wash your pubic region every well; wear underwear that allow more air circulation; change underwear frequently and keep it short.


https://www.nairaland.com/newpost?topic=2885101

Now this
Which one we go follow biko nu?

awwwww... see cutie abeg. so sad another guy has taken the remaining single celebrity i was having a crush on

zaynie:
The girl isnt to blame. She said she didnt know he was married. Ok.
The man nko? He didnt know he was married too? Took her out, snapped with her?

Who then is to blame? You?

7footre:
Is her name deLAIla?

You mean deLIEla?

henchamb:
Disgrace ke. But when Tom ikimi, shekaru left apc to pdp it wasn't disgrace.
BTW did he say he was moving to Apc or any parry

Leave that clown alone let him be jonzing.

Naaaahhh!!!! Na you know is na BLOCK-US dey dia? Girls of these days... Adia ma ma!

tottinova:
So what party is she in now??

Still plotting her political graph. Maybe to remain in APC or head to labour party

Hmm...this is serious.

tottinova:
I read it here on NL that she has been expelled or something like that from APC

Now she's winning.
Someone pls explain

Here are the explanations

I hope you are ok now?

You mean like this?

Why is Patoranking not smiling na? Them force am ni?

OP you are a bloody liar. Show me the children in school eating it. Meals from different schools but on same table/desk Abi? Lie kill you.

Klopp is a Flop . I like the guy though, he is a charismatic coach

Yomieluv:
A graduate wrote this?

Who be this one again... Can't you read ni?

Requiescat in pace ma'am. Take heart sir

the man is even an arsenal fan. Chai! NO wonder.

another classic example of one who acts before thinking. #DamiKrazeKrane, continior

I am a supporter of Alex Otti, but now I think Otti should give Ikpeazu just 4 years biko

Mrcdorv:
Its like Nigerian didn't get the message right?Mr. Speaker is saying that the budget is a proposal by the president(NGR president) and it can not miss as it has become the NASS property immediately submission is accepted by NASS. He also stated that,he was at the Presidential Villa to know how the budget can be fast track by February.

Misinterpretation by the media is affecting mindset of Nigeria on this governance. Media should regulate how they broadcast news especially political issues.

People should also read and digest well before comment and throw trash on the air.

#Nigeriawillmoveforward

Common sense will NEVER lack in your family.
It nauseating how nigerians spread falsehood. We need to get serious and make good use of our social media platforms. #GodHelpNigeria

queenstlll:
https://mobile.twitter.com/iam_Davido/status/686277350099685380?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Davido is yet to reveal to us who is new signee is but he is getting us excited about it!


Davido wanted Lil Kesh to win the recent Next Rated Awards but he was snubbed. The HKN chief has aired his disapproval that the 20 year old did not win.


Ybnl Olamide famously ranted after his artiste didn’t win and Davido has promised he will do worse than Olamide did by pulling a Kanye on them (the Headies organizers) when the time is right.


He see tweeted Below,

We look forward to seeing what Davido‘s new artiste has to offer but hopefully he is better than his current ones.


Just Saying oooo………


https://mobile.twitter.com/iam_Davido/status/686277350099685380?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

FOOL STOP.

Hehehe! Baba is holding his loot "alliance grant" very tight. On a more serious note, if I were his son, I would be drowning in shame by now.
Chai! Morals have been thrown to very hungry dogs.

Donvic4u:
Dashing General Overseer of the Abuja based Divine Hand of God Prophetic Ministries, Prophet Emmanuel Omale, who had Jim Iyke as his best man when he wedded years back has called for prayers to prevent the violent death of a top Nollywood female star. He said if fervent prayers aren't offered the star would either die in a deadly road accident, an armed robbery attack or of high blood pressure.


He also said a former Governor's wife in the South-South should pray against bereavement and detection of terminal illness. The Prophet also declared that he sees many billionaires crying as many of them would fall in the year.


According to him, many of those who made their money through dubious means would end up in jail while new and younger billionaires would rise up to replace them. On Boko Haram, he said the power of the group has been greatly reduced, but a top military boss may die in combat.


In fact he has advised Nigerians to take President Muhammadu Buhari's war against corruption seriously. This is as he warned that two newly appointed ministers be careful about getting involved in a financial scandal that will see them being sacked and jailed.


The young seer who correctly predicted the emergence of Bala Ngilari as Adamawa State governor, among other accurate predictions also said two serving Senators should pray against scandalous revelations which could lead to heart attack. Omale equally said that he saw billions of naira embezzled from the past government being returned openly and that there will be 17 months of prosperity for Nigeria as oil price improves.


Source

www.mxvibe.com/2016/01/prophet-predicts-death-of-top-nollywood.html?m=0

Hmmmm... My guy is at it again.
This is the likely outcome of this his "prediction"

Politician Olokodudu: Ah! Pastor, I read your "prophesy" somewhere, I do hope it is not me?
Pastor Omale: Emm! Your excellency sir, let us pray for 7 days to avert the bad spirits lurking around you
Politician Olokodudu: Ooh! Ook pastor, when shall we begin?
Pastor Omale: right away your excellency
Politician Olokodudu: Ah! I have some mettings to attend ooh! Issokay, no problem.
****After 7days****
Pastor Omale: 7 stands for perfections. It is perfect in your life. Your worries are over your excellency, no evil shall befall you this year. He has sent His angels to keep watch over you
Politician Olokodudu: Thank you pastor, I believe and trust you. (brings out his cheque book and signs 2million naira) Pastor, here is "my seed" I will keep supporting your ministry as long as I am alive.
Pastor Omale: (Smiles, takes the check and speak in tongues) It is well your excellency go in peace.

Tenim47:
Wat is she stil doin on earth

take her to heaven/Hell

obailala:
Not only the shoprite mall was attacked, other shops around around the area were also attacked.

We want to see the attacked shoprite, shikena!

NEHLIVE:
Earlier today in shoprite Effurun unscrupulous youths numbering more than 70 identified as the suspended boys of a popular local government chairman invaded the mall and carted away with properties worth milllions,goods were also destroyed.


A popular plaza at the refinery junction belonging to a serving honorable was not spared as properties belonging to shop owners were either destroyed or massively looted.

One of the owners of the shop said,before she came back she met an eyesore as many of her goods were looted away,and sum of #400,000 was stolen also.

At the same plaza a shop owner that deals on wristwatch could not count her loss as the hoodlums destroyed her properties and carted away with her expensive wrist watches,she said she even escaped been raped by one of the hoodlum who had already pulled of his shirt in an attempt to rape her.

Another shop owner at the plaza who happens to be the caretaker lamented his loss as his car was destroyed and money inside his shop stolen by these youths who carried Knifes,cutlasses,daggers and other violent weapons.



http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/photos-see-atrocities-youths-committed.html

Ogbeni, when shoprite start to sell spare parts?
Show us the damaged shoprite shop. Or..

hertheytheydgee:
Warri Wolves

Lwkm Haba guy