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lastmessenger:
does the sister play ball too?

No she plays table soccer

kestolove95:
Take banana and booty call

I blame who release your chain

joystickextendr:
Meanwhile do u want to know how u can enlarge your joystick and stop premature ejac?? Check my profile/signature

We are talking money you are talking nonsense

thecreativeguy:
There are two dates in every year which i don't use to forget. The first is April 23 (my birthday); while the second is December 23 (Christmas day). But this year, another date has being joined with these two dates which I can't forget every year. The new date is June 10. It was the day i lost my mother. Though i don't like remembering what happened on that day, i will try telling you bits about it.

It was a wednesday. She woke up early before many others, like many other days, and after preparing herself, went to her shop for the day's business (her shop is beside our house). That morning, she talked to people, washed her clothes, and attending to customers. In fact, when she finished washing her clothes, she was happy because the sun shone that day (the previous days were rainy).

Well, I was just recovering from malaria. I was inside and she called me. I answered her by coming to the balcony, while she was downstairs. She ask me to come and help her call those that will supply water for her tank, and I told her am coming. Before going to meet her, I decided to relax a bit.

Few minutes later, when I went downstairs to her shop, I saw her siting on the chair in her shop, in a posture that made me feel instantly that something is wrong somewhere. I was relutant going in at first, because I was feeling 'What if it's what i'm thinking? But soon, a young girl want to buy something and i use that medium to go in to where she is, telling her 'Mummy, they want to buy something.' But she's gone (though not totally gone then). But when we get her to the hospital, she's gone.

It's a painful incident. But there are lessons we all can learn from her death.

1. The Distance Between Life And Death Is Just A Step Away: You wouldn't know the real meaning of this if you haven't experienced it. Someone you talked to just few minutes ago, and in the next minute, the person is gone.

2. People Will Talk About You When You're Gone: My mum's death was a big loss to not only we her immediate family, but everyone that knows her. Why? Because of her good deeds. She's known by some as 'Iya Alaanu' (a mother who pity and help). She's a good woman. There are many people she had helped and still planned to help. When she died, everyone (ibos, yorubas) keep lamenting how good a woman she was.

What would be said about you after you are no more is determined by how you live your life today. If you want people to talk good about you when you're gone (in a way that will make life easier for your children you're leaving behind), do good always.

3. When Making Plans, Think Death: My mum's old mother died this year (during the elections) and the final burial ceremony is being scheduled to hold in early Septemeber. She's already making preparations for it (buying shoes and other things). But lo, she didn't even live to withness the final burial ceremony of her mother!! What a world!

Thus, in every plan you make, always think about death. And if you make plans and you live to execute it, thank God for it please.

4. Don't Hide Things From Your Family, You Don't Know When You'll Die: My mother rarely hid things from we her children. Infact, few days before she died, she do tell us about the types of dreams she do have (i wished i've taken them much serious) When my mother died, before many consolers and outsiders came, myself and my sister had cleared her money with some important documents of she have from where she keeps them.

In anything you do, let your family know about it- you don't know when you will die.

5. You Will Die, But Your Legacy Lives On: My mother trained me and my siblings using what i will call a 'classic approach'. There are certain things i see others do to their parents, and i wonder if i can dare try that with my mum. My mum trained us in a 'no-nonsence' way, making me and my siblings to be outstanding (though not perfect).

Now that she's gone, her legacy lives on. You know, even now, when doing something, i do think about her opinion (like, 'Will she like this if she's around?)

Thus, everyone of us should strive to live lifestyles of good legacies so that when we are gone, our good legacies will live on. Parents should teach their children well; in a way that, when you are gone, your legacies will leave on.

6. Life Is Vanity: My mum is working on her own house project- she couldn't complete it. Many sees her as a 'big woman'; but she take none of her money with her. She had lots of clothes, shoes, bags (you trust women), but they were distributed. In fact, the one she put on the day she died was burnt with fire- she takes none along!

Life is vanity. There is nothing we bring to this world that we will take along while leaving. Don't make wealth and success a do-or-die affair. Don't look for money in wrong ways. Women, don't sell your body for money. Guys, don't do wrong fradulent things to get money. They are all vanities!!!!

Ha. Mummy, so you've left your boy alone. You really suffered for your children, but didn't wait to eat your labours. I want to make you proud. I have lots of plans for you. But if you are seeing me wherever you are now, by God's Help, i promise to make you proud. Ha. Life is not just fair. Ha. Good night ma.

www.creativeguyhub.com/2015/08/6-things-you-can-learn-from-my-mums.html?m=1

So sad. I know how it feels. I lost my beloved father on the 27th of July this year. Preparing to bury him on 14th August. Stay strong, God'll see us through. It's not easy losing a loved one. God rest their soul.

ellahzy:
funny you we will eat it 2geda sha

I won't mind having to eat the hepopotamust suya with a belle like you

ellahzy:
hey Nairalanders, Today is my bday ..

please wish me a happy birthday with ur likes.


God bless You

On your birthday we celebrate the death of a notorious hepopotamust. Not to worry, enough suya and pepersoup

In Ibadan, it is called Hepopota-must

adejaresalami1:
....if only this tons of crap can help me with ma tomorrow interview.

Success bro. A good job with a fat account will have them kissing your feet

Slimzjoe:
Summary of the Story... She'll always Dump you when she's Tired

#Fact

MasterRahl:
Why is this particular post attracting so many comments from the ladies?

Its because they are concerned and who knows if its what they do?
I got worried when I saw all their posts condemning the need for guys to know.

SeverusSnape:
These people and lie is like zombie and blood. They just hang one picture and claim It's the Cameroonians that did it, just to give Buhari a 'larger than life' image.
I trust the zombies to come and start screaming "Sai Buhari"

Every where you look; pictures, This government is a PHOTOCRATIC government not a democratic one.

Government of the CAMERA, by the CAMERA and for the CAMERA.

Multi-CAMERA Democracy
Bi-CAMERA Legislature

I smell lies Only God and Obua know if its true.

I can see 2illiterate whores exposing themselves. Did I just see #GalaMustGo?

rahymat:
who d hell serves red ewedu dis lady needs to be flogged lyk a secondary skul student nd why d hell does she need google to cook ewedu for.her culinary skills is wacky.wat a shame

Babe, you took those words right out of my mouth. I think its weed soup she prepared.

Are my eyes playing tricks on me? It looks like she cooks with scorpion. Check the first pix.
By the way, she consulted google before she could cook common ewedu. Gosh! Tonto, you SUCK!

In Phyno's voice "Kill them all"

Adaeze003:
Just here to watch guys lie to themselves...



Plus, why do I feel like this thread is meant to make naija gurls weep? Smh...

Weep not child

INTROVERT:
True true true..












Please ladies and gentle stop mentioning my moniker as I was just banned from commenting on threads for over 2 hours. Abeg.. even now I can't comment on some sections.
Am in pains now.

But you self too over do. Is that how jobless you are? Seun de make him millions, you de hia de drag for FTC. Nawa ooh!

Salex007:
When will i make FTC now

The day you become super jobless. Seun is making his millions sha! De dia. De dream on FTC

cotonou

Mauritius

Comoros

Gambia

Fiji Island

Cape verde

adrianstylez:
Hello able nairalanders.

I want to surprise my bae with a trip to an exotic island/place during her birthday which comes up in december.

So I want you all to help me with a list of places where there is no visa requirements or cheap visa on arrival in africa, europe or asia. I will also like the cost break down of how much I should budget like ticket fee, hotels, tours e.t.c. I plan on spending a week with her in any destination I finally get to choose from. Your stories and experiences are also welcome so I can learn from.

Thanks for your suggestions.

Zanzibar is one of the most beautiful island destinations in Africa. The destination is amazingly beautiful, full of scenic beaches and luxury resorts. Visitors get to experience the rich culture and heritage of the island. It offers a wide variety of adventure and exciting activities. For those who want to enjoy their holiday in natural scenery of forests and beautiful coastline, Zanzibar is the perfect destination for you. Nigerians can visit Zanzibar for 90 days; visa can be acquired on arrival at the point of entry. Not stressful at all!

Mombasa is an idyllic holiday destination for Nigerians. The city is the second-largest in Kenya and it is located near the African coastline of the Indian Ocean. Holidays in Mombasa can really be mesmerizing, you will feel like you are in Hawaii or Bahamas, the destination offers an unforgettable vacation for families, lovers or honeymooners. Nigerians can visit Mombasa for 90 days; visa can be acquired on arrival at the point of entry. You don’t need to stress yourself for visa; you just get the visa stamp at the airport for $50.

Seychelles There is no better way to spend your vacation than on an exotic island like Seychelles. It offers visitors a world of enthralment and charm , from scenic beaches with tropical charm to delicious seafood. The destination is home to some of Africa’s best beaches and offers visitors opportunity to indulge in exciting water activities. Nigerians are granted visitor’s permit for 30 days in Seychelles.

Accta Many people think so little of Accra because it is located in a neighbouring country. However, Accra is a beautiful destination with magnificent beauty, perfect for a luxurious vacation. The city offers visitors so many things to so and see. Nigerians do not require visa to visit or stay in Accra.

Comoros Island is located on the Indian Ocean. Located off the coast of East Africa, Comoros is a small country island. It is not always populated, which makes it perfect for an exotic vacation. Not only is Comoros Island undeniably stunning, there are a lot of things to do and see on the island. Nigerians are granted visa on arrival at the point of entry in Comoros.

The Gambia is probably the visa-free destination for an exotic vacation. Its natural beauty attracts thousands of visitors every year. The Gambia always leaves an eternal imprint on visitors’ memory lanes. Nigerians can visit without a visa.

Fiji Island An exotic vacation in Fiji Island is definitely worth taking. The island has calm atmosphere and moderate climate all year round. Nigerians can visit and stay in Fiji Island for 4 months.

Cape Verde is one of the lesser-known destinations in Africa, but it is an ideal place to visit for an unforgettable vacation without visa. You can visit one of its beautiful islands such as Sal Island, which is close to Senegal. The island offers visitors fun-filled vacation. Nigerians do not require visa to visit and stay in Cape Verde.

Cotonou is popular for so many things but it is really a great vacation destination. Many Nigerians are fond of visiting the Benin Republic illegally, by entering through the bush or forbidden entrances when they can actually stamp their passports at the point of entry and enter the city freely. Nigerians do not require visa to enter or stay in Benin Republic.

Mauritius is a holiday paradise, cloaked with turquoise sea, beautiful beaches with sparkling white sands, surrounded with coconut palm trees. There are many heavenly hotels where you can stay and enjoy impeccable services. What else do you want for an exotic vacation? Mauritius offers everything you can ever think of. Nigerians can visit and stay in Mauritius for 14 days without visa. However, you’ll need to approach Mauritius Consulate in Nigeria for an entry permit.

These destinations are filled with luxury hotspots for an unforgettable holiday. All you need to do is, pack your bags, book cheap flights with Travelstart Nigeria, make your hotel reservations and board the plane…

Adaahjacob:
Chisus! Are u serious?

WHy you shout Jesus!!! Shey na condolence them dey go ni?

Icon4s:
Jimbo

I feel like crying now
I am watching jimbo right now

1ManSoja:
Atom Ant.

Yeah! Good you mention atom ant

pDude:
They normally showed these on Fridays:

Pigeon Street

Bertha

Vision On

aaaahhhh!!! I misss Vision on... Those guys are damn creative.

Aipete2:
Airforce1, the sugar in my tea and the cockroach in my cupboard. I'm here for you oh

Chai! This gurl don quickly grap space for your life. Nna! See declaration

maureensylvia:
Here Are The Different Types Of BoyFriends Kept By Babes in higher institutions

1. Academic BoyFriend: This One Takes Them To Night Classes, Help Them Do Assignment And They Always Stay Together During Exams.

2. Financial BoyFriend: This Guy Is Usually In A Different City ( PH, Lagos, Warri etc) He Takes Care Of Their House Rent, School Fees, Text Books, Feeding Allowance..

3. Asst Financial BoyFriend: This One Is Always In Imsu And He Takes Care Of Their Hair, Pedicure, Manicure And Makeup. He Buys Them Yogurt, Jollof Rice, Pop Corn Or Shawama After School.

4. Moral BoyFriend: This One Is The Religious BoyFriend ( Church Mate ) They Come In The Name Of Advice To Tap Current From The Babe. They Give Moral Instructions From The Church Premises To The Girls Bed.

5. NEPA BoyFriend: This One Is Neither Cold Nor Hot, He Is Always called To Come And fix The Bulb And Switch In The Room Then afterwards He His Given A French Kiss Plus 360 Degree Hug.

6. Party BoyFriend: This One Takes Them To Fresher's Night, Award's Night, Orange Groove, 40 40 etc.

7. Security BoyFriend: This One Help Them Get Back Their Phone When They Are Being Obtained By Cultist.

8. SwagTutor BoyFriend: This One Tells Them How To Combine Colurs While Dressing For School In The Morning.

9. Hostel BoyFriend: This One They Always HangOut At The Balcony, At Evening Time. Then She Always Sleeps Over In Guys Room And They Consume A lot Of Food From The Girls.

10. Original BoyFriend: This One Is The Boss. The Babe Visits Him Alot During Weekend. Cooks For Him, Do House Chores And They Share Emotional Feelings. Ceteris Paribus This BoyFriend Is Constant.....so guys were do you fall in...? Don't lie oo

Jeez! You telling me you have all of these too? 10 guys? One Gurl? Ori iya mi oooh!!!!
Tomorrow them go say guys are "polygamous in nature"

Berrymoss:
L

L for Land. You de sell land?

amback2bustt:
ATTENTION! ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!!
NO RETREAT! NO SURRENDER!!...IT IS EITHER
# BIAFRA!!!...OR #BIAFRA!!!!
the pm edition of Radio Biafra live broadcast of the 18-07-2015 is on now with our eminent host and director Nnamdi Kanu from London......
You can Listen via any of the following listening post: For those living in Igweocha/PH axis, warri, Isoko, Urhobo, Asaba, Nkwerre, Nwangele, ikeduru, Mbaise, Ideato, Ntigha Ngwa, Owerri, Etiti, Mbano, Okigwe, Orlu, Nnewi, Ozubulu, Oraifite, Ihiala, Asaba, Ibusa, Okpanam, Ogwuashi-Uku, Isele- Uku, Igbanke, Onitsha-Ugbo, Ubulu-Uku, Agbor, Warri, Benin, Aba, Onitsha, Umuahia, Awkuzu, Nkpor, Okija, Orba, Ogbaru, Awka and its environ...kindly tune in to 102.1 BIAFRA FM......
For others living outside the above mentioned locations kindly join us via internet by clicking on any of the following links:
www.forum.radiobiafra.co , radiobiafra.co, ipob.co, http://tunein.com/radio/Radio-Biafra-s225376/
http://www.radioforest.net/radio/radio-biafra/
688339
www.rblworld.tv. ... www.biafratelev
ision.co. .... www.radioforest.net. ..
www.biafratv.co
.... www.ipob.org. ... www.biafravoice.com. ..
www.peopleofbiafra.org and www.radiobiafra
.co.
We are also on Amos 2, 3 and 5 satellite, Daarsat, Arabsat and Eutelsat...or any free to air decoder.....you can join the broadcast by turning your dish 17°E Frequency: 12335V S/R: 27500 FEC-3/4, to receive the signal....
Do not lose faith if your location is not connected via FM yet as director is doing all he can to ensure that other parts of biafra land starts listening via FM transistor as well.
Numbers to call during broadcast, + 447831308376, 08173813596 and +442081339976. Whatsapp/Viber line 447831308376.
You can also call radiobiafra or radiobiafra1 via Skype.
Invite your family and friends to tune in and listen to an unadulterated Gospel....one you can never get from the corrupt yoruba media, pervaded and enshrewed with lies/brown envelope journalism. Here you have the opportunity of learning your true heritage and what it means to be a biafran.

This one don miss road. Don't use a nigerian platform to spread your biafran gospel. Shey you want to cut off your head because its aching? I advise you to go create your own forum and tag it 'biafraland' if you please since you now have a radio station. This platform is for nigerians. Garrit?