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Where's.everybody?

JS. .
You.see? Now.someone.wants.G.I.Joe.reviewed. Tot.u.were.s'posed.to.do.that.for.us.?.lol

Vesc.
Hehehe. .
I.go.look.for.12.Monkeys.cos.of.you. .
Make.sure.you.see.'Surrogates'.o.

You.never.heard.of.'Surrogates'?
Thank.God.for.the.modify.button. .

oya.Vesc. . Suggest.a.movie.to.review

12.Monkeys.ke? Never.heard.of.it.

Bruce.Willis.has.a.nu.movie. .Surrogates. Heard.of.it?

Wat.was.d.last.movie.you.saw?

JS
Long.tym. . U.been.hiding?

Taking.of.Pelham.was.alright. Lovely.acting.by.the.veterans. Denzel.and.Travolta. But.the.story.was.a.cliche. Very.simple. Nothing.more. .nothing.extra.
The.good.thing.about.the.movie.was.the.acting. .

So.wats.good?
Wat.we.reviewing.next?

Where's.everybody

Just.saw.'Taking.of.Pelham.123'.
Anyone.else.seen.it?

JS.
But.there.are.some.'filmtricks'.i.cant.stomach.o.
Very.insulting.stuff. Like.the.ones.from.Jet-Li. . I.saw.one.movie.of.his.one.time.and.was.irritated. 'The.One'. U.see.it.?
Repulsive.action.stuff.

So.its.not.just.doing.'filmtricks'.o. It.must.be.interesting.to.watch. .
Thats.why.24.and.the.likes.has.plenty.followers.

Anyone.seen.anything.new?

Anyone?

Vesc.
I.guess.every.action.movie.has.to.be.impractical.for.it.to.be.entertaining. .
I.mean. .why.would.I.want.to.see.Bruce.Willis.do.stuff.every.regular.cop.can.do.

So.the.more.impractical.it.is. .the.more.the.fun.for.us. . lol

Hi.people. .
Jus.wanted.to.know.if.there's.anyone.here.who's.using.the.Blackberry.Storm.
I'm.thinkin.of.gettin.the.phone.next.week.
Just.want.to.know.if.its.good. Especially.the.Touchscreen.

Thanks.people. .

wat.power.does.T-Bag.have?
mite.just.check.it.out. .

but.they.should.please.start.killing.people.already!

You.guys.still.watch.that.stuff

still.open?
Tv/Movies.

Lmao. . Film.trick.for.real.!

Talkin.about.film.tricks. .you.watch.24? Lmao. .lol.
No.episode.is.practisable. .lol

My.friend.saw.the.whole.of.Season.1.and.said.''Which.human.being.can.be.crossing.time.zones. .switching.countries. .saving.presidents. .all.in.one.day. .and.not.even.sitting.down.to.grab.a.burger.!''
I.laughed.so.hard. .
i.started.to.cry. .

I.guess.all.action.movies.are.larger.than.life. .and.practically.impossible. .

Lmao. .lol
90% They.are.dat.handicapped

So.how.come.the.guys.at.CSI.can.think.up.dose.things.and.real.cops.cant.?

Vesc. .God.bless.ya.!. Lol
Infact. .I'm.not.reviewing.anythin.again. .
U.and.JS.have.said.everything. .
I'll.jus.give.my.ratings. .

Identity.-95%. Cos.it.was.the.first.and.Bourne.was.still.kinda.naive. . and.this.made.him.reali.cool.killin.bad.guys. . Lol. A.naive.killer. .lol

Supremacy- 75%. Not.as.good.as.one.but.good.anyway. Bourne.was.driven.by.death.of.his.girlfriend. Looked.a.little.like.a.cliche.but.it.was.still.nice. He.was.reali.grown.here. .and.had.so.much.authority.in.his.voice.and.presence. What.Bond.would.kill.to.have.

Ultimatum.- 90%. This.one.was.soo.cool. Cos.it.was.just.pure.show.off. They.really.showed.off.Bourne's.skills. There's.nothin.harder.to.deal.with.than.a.renegade.killer. .who.has.an.agenda.
How.do.you.cope.with.a.robot.you.created.and.installed.all.the.badass.and.latest.ammo.in. . .and.now.against.you?.

Would.so.much.love.a.4th.installment.
Hope.Matt.aint.gettin.old.?.lol

Wow!!!
JS. . .that.was.a.mouthful.!.
And.I'm.deeply.impressed, .lol

Do.I.need.to.post.a.review.after.all.that?. .lol

JS.
Lol. . Ok. I'll.hold.on.to.my.horses. .lol
And.pls.send.me.the.prez.asap. .lol

Well. Well. Well. Mr.Jason.Bourne.has.a.fan.
I.partially.agree.wit.Sauron. The.first.Bourne.movie.was.the.best.of.the.whole.lot. It.was.the.'real'.Bourne.
But.the.others.were.not.far.off.the.mark.too.

Hey.hey.u.guys. .nice.arguements. .but.pls.RATE.THE.MOVIES.!.

Comin.wit.full.reviews.soon. .

Wher's.Vesc?

JS.
Lmao. . Wont.mind.a.copy.of.that.Tom.and.Jerry.presentation. Anyway.I.can.get.it?

Who's.goin.first.with.Bourne?
Vesc.? JS.?

Dat.reminds.me. Lol. Whr's.the.G.I.Joe.review?. Lol.

The.Bourne.Series.in.Review. .

(no.need.for.the.usual.movie.info. .cos.the.movie's.as.popular.as.Tom.and.Jerry. . Hey. . Maybe.we.shld.review.Tom.and.Jerry.sef. .lol. .Its.not.a.movie. .i.know. .lol)

Vesc. .Oya.go.first. .hehe. .

Review.Summary. .
Matrix.Trilogy.

Average.Rating.
The.Matrix.-93.6%
The.Matrix.Reloaded.-61%
The.Matrix.Revolutions.-45%

General.Comments
No.doubt. .The,Matrix.created.a.whole.new.style.of.filming. .editing. .graphics.and.action.in.Hollywood. It.was.bold. .and.pulled.peoples.hearts.
But.the.installments.were.not.as.good.as.the.previous.one. .
But.all.in.all. .The.Matrix.trilogy.thrilled.us.and.would.rank.as.one.of.the.greatest.movies.we've.ever.seen.

Yeah.Vesc. . Bourne. .
Wats.up.wit.it?. .*clears.throat*

No.season.2.shey?

My.sister. .hehe. . JS. .sister.of.JK. . lol

The.Bourne.series.wont.be.bad.
Alot.to.say.on.it. .
It.would.be.on.review.once.we.wrap.up.the.Matrix. .

JeSoul
Rocky.ke? Na.only.you.go.review.that.one.o.
If.we.goin.the.series.way. .wont.mind.the.Bourne.Series. .

Another.old.movie??
Or.the.nu.ones

Why.are.we.all.so.small.minded?

Nigeria.wasnt.portrayed.so.well.in.a.movie. ?. So.wat?
Look.past.that.and.see.how.beautiful.the.movie.is.
I.guess.we.are.too.busy.tyring.to.see.the.'insult'.

Im.so.sure.half.the.people.here.heard.they.insulted.Nigeria.before.going.to.see.the.movie. And.while.watching. .they.were.eagerly.looking.forward.to.the.insults.

And.If.I.may.ask?. Wat.was.the.insult.infact?
That.Nigerians.eat.aliens.to.get.powers.
Really. . Was.that.what.you.guys.call.insult?
Aint.that.fiction.enough
Lawd.have.mercy.!!

Gamine
Are.u.kidding.me?
That.serious?

Why.are.people.sooooo.narrow.minded.!??

They.banned.a.beautiful.movie.cos.Nigeria.was.''insulted''
So.so.childish, !

Anyone.seen.any.of.these.movies.yet?
Inglorious.Basterds
Time.Travellers.Wife
Taking.of.Pelham.123
G-Force

Vesc
u.noticed.too? iice.is.changing.o.!

Outstrip
We.all.know.what.money.does.in.a.relationship.and.how.important.it.is.
Have.all.the.game.in.the.world.and.all.the.lyrics. . If.u.dont.have.money.to.back.it.up. .girls.leave. Simple. .

But.a.girl.getting.money.from.another.guy.is.criminal!