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Its.very.annoying.how.girls.turn.their.boyfriends.into.''providers''.
Question.is. .who.would.she.ask.to.buy.her.a.fone.if.she.didnt.have.a.boyfriend??
Cant.she.ask.her.parents.for.money?
Its.just.sad.cos.the.guys.are.'forced'.to.pay.pay.pay.for.all.the.girl.wants.just.cos.hes.her.boyfriend.

Girls. . Buy.your.own.stuff.!
Dont.depend.on.guys.to.get.you.things.!

Greedy!

@topic
Collectin.a.phone.from.another.guy.is.just.criminal.
She.insulted.her.boyfriend.and.cheapened.herself.
Cant.stand.such.people. .

Lmao.@.''cant.they.just.be.close.friends''?. .lol

Max
Reloaded.and.Revolutions.same.on.40%?
I.think.Revolutions.was.better. If.not.for.anything. .it.ended.the.whole.Neo.case. .

Matrix.98%
Matrix.Reloaded.45%
Matrix.Revolutions.55%

iice.
U.liked.the.Animatrix?

JS
Nice.review.
True. Reloaded.and.Revolutions.did.not.meet.up.to.the.heights.Matrix.set.
But.to.be.fair. .it.woulda.be.suicidal.to.do.anything.better.than.the.first.Matrix. It.was.out.of.this.world. .literarily,

The.first.movie.was.the.best. .followed.by.the.third. .then.the.second.

The.Matrix.
The.first.ever.movie.I.saw.with.mind.blogging.special.effects. . No.doubt. .Matrix.told.Hollywood.that.special.effects.could.go.as.far.as.anything.

Special.effects.aside. .the.movie.had.a.great.story.beautifully.told. The.Humans. .Computers. .Good.and.Evil. . Nice.weave. Nice.plot.

Laurence.Fishburne.made.that.movie.for.me. His.calm.but.bullish.acting.was.sterling. I.dont.think.he.has.done.anything.better.after.that. .maybe.'Assault.on.Precint.13'.

The.best.scene.was.the.part.towards.the.end.when.Neo.was.cornered.in.a.building.corridor. Nowhere.to.run. Bullets.were.shot.at.him.in.torrents.and.he.stopped.them.in.mid.air. .redirected.thm.to.his.assailants.and.released.them.!
I.dreamt.and.dreamt.about.that.scene.for.months. Plenty.movie.directors.'copied'.that.scene.and.sequence.for.hundreds.of.movies. .

In.short. .Matrix.was.groundbreaking. .Literarily. .

I'll.rate.it.98%

The.remaining.reviews.coming.up.

Kanye.is.just.an.attention.seeker. Going.around.award.shows.crying.for.attention. I.saw.the.look.on.Beyonce's.eyes. .
She.was.like. .'what.the.eff.is.this.fool.doin.again'?

Taylor.Swift.was.soo.shocked.

Kanye.should.be.banned.from.award.shows. He.is.a.nuisance.
He.should.sort.out.his.midlife.crisis.first. .

iice.
You.didnt.review.the.movies.na?

vesc
Nice.ones. I.think.everybody.prefered.the.first.Matrix. The.second.was.to.make.more.Box-Office.raves.and.the.3rd.to.complete.the.whole.thing.

Those.Wachowski.guys.actually.wrote. produced.and.directed.the.movies. Nice.one.

My.full.review.would.come.soon. Still.prepping. .lol

Where's.JeSoul? She.promised.o. .!

Vesc. .
Yeah. .we.are.waiting.for.you.to.go.first. .
And.pls.post.it.already. Lol.

JS.
Na.75%.o. Someone.rated.it.20%. Another.one.30%. All.cos.them.yab.Obj. Lol. And.the.thing.na.average.so.it.has.to.count.

You.agree.with.me.bout.Wall.E.abi?. At.last. I.think.we.agree.on.most.things. .except. . .errh.Jennifer.Garner. .lol.
Dunno.why.people.liked.it. If.you.want.animation. .Cars.is.top.notch. So.in.wat.area.did.Wall.E.rate.high?

Cant.wait.for.the.Matrix.reviews. .
Wld.like.to.know.what.you.think.bout.the.movie.I.dreamt.about.for.almost.3.years.after.I.first.saw.it. .
This.is.gon.be.fun. . Lol.

Hehe. . I'm.hanging.on.to.my.hats. .lol
And.yeah. .I.saw.Wall.E. Not.much.to.talk.about.

The.Matrix.Trilogy.
-The.Matrix
-Matrix.Reloaded
-Matrix.Revolution

Director
The.Wachowski.Brothers

Producer
The.Wachowski.Brothers
Joel.Silver

Written.by
The.Wachowski.Brothers

Starring
Keanu.Reeves
Laurence.Fishburne
Carrie-Anne.Moss
Hugo.Weaving.

District.9.Review.Summary

Average.Rating.-75.5% (from.7.reviews)

General.Comment.- beautiful movie. well.crafted.and.bold.in.its.delivery.
But.if.you.can't.see.the.movie.for.what.it.is.alone. . then.the.Nigerian.part.mite.annoy.you. But.it.shouldnt.if.you.'really'.watched.the.movie.

Recommendation. Must.watch.

Next.on.Review. .
The.Matrix.Trilogy.

Nice. .nice. .
Now.we've.reviewed.Brokeback.Mountain. .lol.and. Memento. .?

Vesc. .
I.totally.get.your.point.bout.little.dialogue.and.stuff.but.I.think.I'll.rest.with.JeSoul. Great.dialogue.thrills.me. Its.the.art.in.the.movie.itself. .
A.quick.question. Have.you.seen.'A.Few.Good.Men'? What.you.think.about.the.movie.would.say.alot.

Or.maybe.we.shld.all.list.our.personal.top.ten.movies. The.list.should.be.solely.based.on.ur.taste. . Not.Oscar.induced.

@topic.
I.think.we're.doin.fine.sef.discussing.generally. .lol
But.'The.Matrix.Trilogy'.is.up.next.for.review.

There's.always.Norbit. . Lmao. .

iice.
u.like.Brokeback.Mountain.and.Milk?. Chai.!.
No.doubt. .they.were.beautiful.movies. .but.not.in.my.terms.great.
And.those.boys.at.the.oscars.love.such.movies. .

District.9.is.sooo.fresh.
As.I.watched. .it.wasnt.like.anything.I've.seen.before. It.was.real . It.was.pure. It.was.new.!
Like.I.kept.shouting.to.my.friends.yesterday. .the.alien/human.role.reversal.really.thrilled.me. The.aliens.were@the.mercy.of.the.humans.

The.whole.documentary.thingy.is.soo.delicate.that.it.could.either.make.the.movie.or.kill.it.
But.the.gamble.paid.off. .

And.I.loved.the.end.  An.alien.making.a.flower.from.rubbish. .! Mint!.

I.think.i'll.change.my.rating.from.90.to.95. For.brevity.!

@next.review
Matrix.next? Everyone.agrees?

About.District.9.
The.movie.was.pure.class. I.espcially.liked.the.Nigerian.part. Twas.what.gave.the.movie.the.nice.touch.it.had.

I.totally.like.Obedsanjo. . .hehe. .lol.

Dunno.why.people.were.peeing.in.their.pants.cos.of.it. It.did.not.ruin.our.image.in.anyway. . And.thats.even.if.we.had.an.image.in.the.first.place. .lol

So.wat.old.movie.u.have.in.mind?

I've.seen.Brokeback.Mountain.too. . but.I.dunno.why.Max.and.those.Oscar.people.think.its.great.

. . better.go.force.your.imaginary.cat.purge.out.the.remote.
u.made.a.promise.

Nice.Nice.suggestion. .
Old.movies.are.kinda.better. But.errrhh.Max. .pls.remove.'Brokeback.Mountain'.from.that.your.list. .

Madam.JeSoul
Where.is.our.G.I.Joe.review.? U.promised.to.go.thru.the.pain.of.seeing.it.for.the.club. We.still.waiting.o. Lol.

Should.we.do.old.movies.?. Really?
Cos.you.guys.suggested.it.and.you'll.just.go.MIA.when.reviews.start. .lol.
U.promise.to.be.around.when.review.starts.?

@topic
Saw.District.9.fully.and.uninterupted.yesterday. And.it.was.legen. . .wait.for.it. . .dary! Beautifully.crafted.movie.
With.the.documentary.kinda.filming. Just.great. And.I.soooo.love.Obedsanjo. .lol. .lmao. .

I.rate.it.a.90!.

watch.ur.steps.Vesc. .u.mite.just.slip. .urself.
. .and.where's.the.antidote?

Inglorious.Basterds.? Anyone?

Its.alright. John.Travolta.and.Denzel.Washington.
Havent.seen.the.Orphan. Almost.saw.it.a.couple.of.weeks.back.but.didnt.
Is.it.good? Been.hearin.lotta.stuff.bout.it.
Like.the.best.horror.sequence.yet. . True?

Hehe. .lol

Any.movie.u.want.us.to.review.next?

U.seen.'Taking.Of.Pelham.123'?

Epi.
Like.the.Jamaicans.ehn?
We.cant.match.those.guys. U.shoot.em.down.here. .they.pop.up.over.there.
But.Nigerians. . .one.shot.kills.us.

iice.
long.time. .

next.movie. .?

Ok. .lol.
But.you.know.why.it.wont.dent.our.image?. Cos.its.already.dented!. Nothing.more.to.dent. .lol

Nice.movie. .no.doubt. Prob'ly.the.best.yet. I'll.see.the.whole.movie. .this.time.without.distractions. .lol.

But.I.think.rating.5.out.of.5.is.too.flattering. Maybe.a.4.would.be.fair.

NB: nice.u.like.the.thread. Hope.we.see.u.more.often.
And.movies.are.rated.by.100%.here. So.wld.u.still.rate.5.out.of.5?. Meaning.100%
?
And.suggest.a.movie.you'll.like.reviewed.next.
Thanks.

Epi
Yea. .I.saw.a.part.of.it.on.one.of.these.online.movie.sites. Wld.see.d.whole.movie.this.week.

So.the.attack.on.Nigeria.is.not.that.bad.u.say?

@epi
Its.reali.funny.o,
Movie.producers.are.takin.a.swipe@Nigeria.
Nations.are.hating.Nigeria.
Oprah.Winfery.is.calling.Nigerians.crooks.
Now.Sony.too!??!?

Is.it.still.safe.to.be.a.Nigerian?.

So.its.beyond.movies. .
Everybody.hates.us. .

The.United.thread.is.mos.def.the.most.popular.thread.on.NL. . Another.hundred.pages.gone.already!.

JeSoul
We.are.finished.in.this.country!.
That.was.waaaaay.below.the.belt,

Bishoptboy
Is.it.only.Nigerians.that.are.bad? So.cos.a.country.has.bad.eggs.means.movie.producers.have.the.power.to.label.them.bad?
Its.easy.to.nail.us.to.the.cross.cos.we.have.a.lotta.sins.on.our, neck.already. .but.what.I.know.is. . .we.are.not.the.only.bad.ones.

Hope.he's.actually.goin.to.return. He.hasnt.played.for.more.than.a.year.now. .

His.addition.would.be.very.important.this.season. .

tkb
Is.Hagreaves.back?

bishoptboy
I.totally.get.ur.point. It.explains.itself. .that.Nigerians.are.depicted.the.bad.guys.in.South.Africa. .

But.its.not.only.in.SA. Its.everywhere.
Remember.Bruce.Willis''Tears.of.the.Sun'?
Nigeria.was.depicted.a.jungle!. Where.people.live.on.trees.and.dont.wear.clothes.

Anyone.watch.'The.Sopranos'.? There.was.an.episode.where.Tony.was.talkin.to.one.of.his.mob.members. They.were.looking.for.where.to.get.cheap.drugs.and.arms. .and.they.decided.Nigeria.was.the.place.to.go. .!
Plenty.other.movies.do.this. Reason.is. .Nigeria.is.a.cheap.and.easy.target.for.Hollywood. If.you.need.evil.black.people. .Nigerians.fit.perfectly.!

It.wont.change. So.we.better.get.used.to.the.evil.genius.tag.