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vesc. .
seen. !

Miley Cyrus had a movie. .
Justin Beiber too has a movie. . smh

I bet my Green on it that Cameron would ditch the Blue puppets and make us watch Red indians. . .Literarily. .

. . Just saw this actually. . nice one boss!

Woulda started with Inception, but I/we have trashed it all out in the movie club thread. .

These movies I term confusing.
Momento
Fight Club
Primer
12 Monkeys
Revolver
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Burn After Reading
Inception

Vesc. I know 'Fight Club is close to your heart . . .so we roll?

spikey
Foximoto! didnt you get the memo? I left foxy jor. She posed for Maxim. .so i chased her.
I'm lookin for a new babe tho. . You got any?
And yea. . Tom and Jerry wont be bad. .so that Muki can review. . for once!

mukina
my bestest padi!! to wat do we owe this visit?

spikey!!
wasup ma'am

since nobody is choosin a movie for review. .can spikey choose? yes!

Tot you rated it 5 out of 10, not 100. My bad.
34.6% it is then. .

what movie is next?

Green Hornet looked nice with the preview. .but we all know how Seth Rogen can ruin a potentially good movie. I'll check it out tho. . been a while I saw Cameron Diaz do anythin tho,

@vesc. .
good work with this thread. twould mos def keep me coming here everyweek. .

Scott Pilgrim vs The World review summary

General comments: Very poor movie. Weak story, mediocre fight sequences, boring boring boring!
(from 3 reviews)
Average rating: 49.6%

Next. . .

Ok boss!

@topic
wrappin up this review in a bit. .

would like to see the thread. . vesc.
max's thread didnt totally cover it. . but its all you tho. I'll follow ya lead.

@topic.
anymore reviews on this movie?
and whoever is choosing a movie next should kindly have his/her wand at the ready. .

Scott Pilgrim vs The World

Directed by Edgar Wright
Starring: Michael Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Kieran Culkin, Alison Pil.

Your reviews.

@obinna
My bad. I see u hate people making genuine mistakes.

@vesc
Let's talk. I swear I'm goin to make u laff your heart out. lol.

@topic
Scot Pilgrim vs The World next for review.

vescucci:
Which year was Matrix Revolutions, Obi?

lmao!!!!!

obinna5000:
@ijaw_girl
Thank you for replying vescucci's question. I'm surprised Vescucci didn't know when matrix revolutions came out.
Its all good.

roflmao!!!! this guy is waaaaaay out of this zone!
Monk!!! hehehehe

Below is a list of movies we've reviewed here at the club so far and the review averages.
It took a lot of time . . .and yeah. .thank me later.

Nairaland Movie Club Reviews so far. . .


Slumdog.Millionnaire - 68%
The.Curious.Case.of Benjamin.Burton - 69%
The.Dark.Knight - 93%
Revolutionary.Road - 78%
Angels.and.Demons - 60%
Terminator.Salvation - 53%
Transformers.2 - 87.3%
Obsessed - 18.3%
The.Knowing - 42%
The.International - 45%
District.9 - 75%
The.Matrix 1 - 93.6%
Matrix.Reloaded - 61%
Matrix.Revolution - 45%
Bourne.Identity - 95%
Bourne.Supremacy - 80%
Bourne.Ultimatum - 75%
Eagle Eye – 52%
12.Monkeys – 85%
Vantage Point – 60%
Inglorious Basterds – 95%
Avatar – 95%
2012- 65%
Sherlock Holmes – 85%
The Blind Side – 90%
Lucky Number Slevin- 90%
Taken- 77%
Repo Men- 45%
Alice in Wonderland – 80%
John Q- 80%
Man on Fire – 85%
Pulp Fiction – 70%
Inception- 95%
Salt- 97%
The Illusionist – 83%
The Departed – 86%
The Usual Suspects- 95%
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels – No one reviewed
The Expendables- 55%
300 – 95%
Shutter Island – 67%
The Torurist – No one reviewed

@vesc
max payne?? was Mark Walhberg's acting that confusing? lol
For me, 12 monkeys; which I've seen 3 times and would have to see one more time.
Momento, Pan's Labyrinth; maybe cos it wasn't originally in English.

stop procrastinating and open the thread already!. .

@topic
i havent seen any of the movies

@ijaw girl
errh, the movie is ok,
it didnt particularly stand out like i tot it would. .
too many cliches. .

see it tho.

Vieria, nominate 2 more movies so others can vote. And like vesc said, it would guarantee at least 3 reviews.

Vesc. . where's your list of movies? the one we talked about. .

Love and other drugs.

lovely movie. . be back with a review soon.

its not just buy picking a movie. . you have to stand by to review the movie you choose!!!
some dude chose tourist and ran away!.

scot pilgrim next?

Why is there nobody reviewing this movie? Even the guy that suggested it isn't reviewing.

Ok can we move on? To Black Swan probably, ?

where's v3?

Human Target
Rubicon
Warehouse 13

review jor and stop laughing

and the answer is no
after checking google's first 31 pages of search result from 'shutter island review'

@vesc.
where's the PDP naa? People voted jor.

@JeSoul.
lol. so you pay for every movie you watch?
and on another note, does NL movie club thread come up when you search for reviews for a movie? I doubt!! infact, im goin t check.

@Jesoul. .
lol. before nko? why should i pay for a movie i'm not sure i'll enjoy?. lol

The Tourist

Directed by Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck

Stars: Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie and Paul Bettany

your reviews. .

@Tsuande JeSoul.
lol. . dont worry. .Tsuande is the bomb. .literarily.
thats why I, Jiraiya love(s) her. .

@topic
The Tourist upnext. .
my download is on 56%. Hope the review wont be over before the download completes. cos this internet connect c r    a     w       l         s.

*handin you cough syrup*

lmao@ Tsunade JeSoul
Tsunade has some attributes that makes Jiraiya go bunkers errytime. lol. . .*ahem*
and I'll be Jiraiya. .if JeSoul is Tsunade.

@Topic
2 votes for Tourist

@vesc senpai
wats up with Love etc? u thnk i'll like the movie? lol. Heard Ann Harthaway didnt need alot of costume in the movie.
now lets av our own mini review. Those movies you shamefully didnt understand the very first time u saw em. .