₦airaland Forum

Vodka and good kush will make you loose as a goose.

Do u want ya girl to buy an extra 2 inches for ya d**k?

It's a fools errand to carry another person burden like this. Let her make her own mistakes.

You should look for your neighborhood hoe!

Simple anwser: these hoes ain't loyal!

Stephxoblessed:
hahaha, Things we do for love

Lol! ! I learnt my lesson d hard way.

Stephxoblessed:

did u drown?

Almost did....I drank atleast 60 gallons because of woman

And the funny part is he said....NO INSULT PLEASE! it's just like running into a pack lions and saying DONT EAT ME PLEASE!!

farano:
haha

Exactly! That's what I thought.

farano:
No way

even if he is as fine as Idris Elba?

I believe some still do. Times are hard!

It always gets messy except I kno u personally!

Femi2Ranking:
Things that make news this days, I bought mine yesterday and nobody said anything

Me too! I guess its because he is d media and we are not famous, what color is yours? Mine is white.

Feranmicharles:
Congrats... One day I'll become rich and famous too. Say amen if u wish yourself the same

Rich but not famous!!

As soft as this may sound...i believe if u find a girl that u know deep inside your heart loves you and you love her back!! Hold on to her and endure with her. But if your mind is not wrapped around love but sex then break it off and go were ya mind takes you. Just remember that true love is getting extinct so i suggest u hold on to the good ones left.

I wonder if people kno what bikini is?

Always Looking for new ways to stay entertained.

marieolae:
honestly its sad.
Some women in their 30's are still looking for the "perfect man"

They want him rich, they want him handsome, they want him this and that..

But by desiring little, a poor man makes himself rich. If only they could see this

Yup! That's very true! These days girls start settling at about 30. They can deny all they want. I have seen it with my own eyes.

Trying to change someone is a fools errand! Accept her the way she is or keep it moving.

elvisosho:
I ve been very latent in nairaland,maybe its time to reveal maself....abeg make una no abuse me oh. I'm allergic to insults

This brother looks like the nigerian Ludacris.

I guess it's thru thick and THIN, in SICKNESS and in health. .....she can't b choosy!

The girls i know will CHRIS BROWN that Hoee.

MzPreshie:
Aint y'all tired of repeating the same sh'it over and over again? Girls this, girls that. Mtcheew..

I knoo right!! Its really getting old! BUT it ain't like he lying though.

Men with pink lips?? Really though? I thought dem dudes were gayish! ...soon am gonna hear girls like dudes with lip stick on.

No pinks lips, glowing skin, figure 8, different beautiful faces, different shades of female chocolate, no female beauty, nothing to grab or imagine?.......but there's niggas everywhere?? Brothers will be suicidal! ! Just look at how ppl act when girls don't comment on a post! They get sensitive and some start thinking they are females or dykes!

There's an app for that!!

Yes! But try falling in love offline first!

8. So its me you are talking to like this?? Okay! I will kill you tonight!

I love nairaland! There is always comedy. ....soon you gonna have to pay to look at a girl with ya broke ass. Lok

remsonik:
For me it's former governor of cross river state Donald duke

This is the best I have seen. The rest are ugly ducklings

I was just wondering because i notice we have had some ....... looking presidents/governor and i wonder if we have ever had a decent looking president. Who is the best looking president and governor of Nigeria EVER in your opinion? Post a picture if possible. I mean in terms of dressing and looks.

I have had my share of begging girls! People her are talking about if you ask for sex...she can ask for money.What if sex was not a topic and she is asking for money? What then??...please! I kno where the charity offices are located!