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Samething happening in marriages quote author=woodboi post=42068986]What I learnt in just few words... Best friends during the regular activities in school doesn't mean you guys are good enough to live under the same roof, if care is not taking that will lead to the end of that friendship. Just wait till both of you move in and you start seeing the monster in him/her as days goes by.


#Ojuri! But looking back today, I'll say bitter sweet experience.[/quote]

Waiting for andyblaze and airforce1quote author=Andyblaze post=42025154]




Baddest!!!

Downloading....drop your controls

Dope tune mann! Really love your vibe and your voice. Sammy davids/Wizkid kinda tune...big ups man[/quote]

Leaders of tomorrow

Me too...op can u explain further the first case cos u made it sound as if they are lesbians

quote author=lofty900 post=42036690]I don't understand your stories[/quote]

I don't think I believe so...

tosyne2much:
So you think there's 100 probability of my topics gracing the FP ? hahaha

Who is that pregnant man sitting in the first pics?

I dey tell uquote author=Coolcash1 post=42056304]Hustle for FP is really real..

Mods not helping matter at all...E.g Viviangist post must show for FP...E be like say the babe get shares for Nairaland.. [/quote]

From ur story I think you need our suggestions abi na advice...well giv him q chance cos ur booboo might be someone's else booboo

petkruz:

First page?quote author=smudge2079 post=42060389]Hmmm... And it made first page[/quote]

Bros u are wicked

OKKO:
I can't be deceived with this smoke screen.
Let then organize a public donation to test their popularity after the elections. After all during elections, cattle rearers, yam farmers, market women etc were all donating money and "yams" to them. Let them go back to that old woman that donated her N 1mil life savings, she must have gathered a token since then...LOL. Have you lost the goodwill of the gullible public?
Liars...APC can liar for lucifer!!!

Rotimi Amaechi should return rivers state money to the people. Lobbing for VP with N50 mil but rather got snubbed and pushed to do the Jackie work as campaign coordinator, thought he will bag the SFG or COS but latter got a dismal minister of transport. The likes of Atikus and decampee PDP governors, Seraki, Dagora etc no send una...

Maybe that's why she's careful as well to avoid stories that touch the heart... But are u sure she had the daughter cos of promisicity!


quote author=thinkdip post=42061131]did she sleep in her mom's room her whole teenage life? because if she does, she wouldn't have giving birth to her as early as that, abeg leave the girl joor.[/quote]

I'm also curious as to why you are curious about them both

quote author=WafiJoe post=42055529]

I am curious about why you are curious about why the OP is curious about this subject.[/quote]

I tell u...even the unborn ones are not saints

Descartes:
DNA of every zoogerian should be tested for corruption

Na u sabi,I even dashed u one like...well im not sitting down like u imagined...I'm far away enjoying the snow and waiting for tomorrow to get back to work...so

sukkot:
why you no go join politics na instead of sitting here complaining. keyboard warrior

Uncle tosyne I hail ooo but ur list is very bias u know...according to you and ur analysis sin is a sin?? I agree if so then all professions in Nigeria won't let someone make heaven.


Doctor; oga u hv malaria (even though u are perfectly alright)

Mechanic ; oga this ur engine needs replacement ooo(even though u just need to service ur car)


Travel agents; my sisters husband uncle's father is a friend to the pa of a friend to the American ambassador to Nigeria so ur visa is guaranteed..


Taxi drivers; ha oshodi it's very far ooo and the traffic is usually crazy( even if u stopped him at fatai atere)


Banks/bankers; u are charged 100 naira for sms this month,when u are not even in Nigeria and don't even hv transactions on ur account, but this same alert will stop when u hv 1 kobo left in the same account.


Teacher's/ lecturers : brung this,brung tgar,buy this buy that.


Olosho ; my well is tight oooo ...babe I haven't Had any customer since morning( even though 100 kondos hv been there same day)

Fish seller's /market sellers: this fish is fresh from the rivers oooo(even though they bought it frozen...market women be like I bought it for 1000 I'm just selling it at 900 cos market no dey........ Wait did I add igbo trader's?? Oh please don't let's go there!!! Am I lieing ohk go to any bridge meet a igbo seller and price his versace glasses and irs 20k cos according to him it's original then be like oga I can giv u only 200 naira and u go heart please add 100 naira na...


U add bloggers etc but please add nl mods those ones are fucking liars... Tosyne is popular and there is 100% probability of his topic making fp..well I don't care cos anything from tosyne, tonyebarcanista, naijasinglegirl can mk fp cos im always interested

Some people will still scream pdp ruled them for 16 years.... Yet most of the members of the said pdp are now in apc oh I see they're now saints...Nigerian politicians are usually greedy liins...I mean u have achieved alot,you're over 50!! What in christ name are u still looking for switching parties like common olosho?....


U stole our money we know,invest it back in our country and go relax u and ur wife's butt un the carribean.....2019 now this same ppl will still be influential in elections...haba for over 20 years

Orisirisi...in 2016?

quote author=tpiah2 post=42042942]

why dont you do that, since you're the one who brought up his name here.

Did he or his wife marry a shoemaker?[/quote]

I don't belive the story as well,I was thinking it didn't even happen in naija but along the line u had understand from ops narrative that it happened in naija...


Anyway for me I don't believe this story cos everything sidnt tally.


quote author=vault post=42027787]12 year old got a fiance??

police didn't do a medical examination test for the rape victim??

the victim didn't testify in court??

death sentence for a rapist??

your made up story got lots of faults.

rape issue is so easy these days,, all they need is a form of DNA[/quote]

What are u asking me,send an email to osho baba na.

quote author=tpiah2 post=42042759]

did osho lara marry a shoemaker?[/quote]

What's it with naija/Ghana celebs..praise them 2-4-7 or like some ppl aak for follow back,instead they'll proof blind or busy but just write U look ugly,ur cloth isnt nice etc(negative comments) and voila they would figure ur comnent out of thousands and reply you,then reply them again and they'll still figure it out and reply you.

No mind the said husband to be
...why can't he put something like an engineer and later on when they confront him he can then tell them politely that he's a professional shoe designer.

Fil/inlaws: ur job please
Husband to be: professional shoe designer
Inlaws: oh yeah which designer?
Husband :osho lara or El ruffy,gej or pmv or daski
In laws ; wow that's good,will u make me one please
Husband: I'll make you a special one when nxt I'm in Italy
In laws; ohk good,please tell ur fam to see us so we can select a date.



Op no mind every one telling u dat u are wrong,Nigerians and hypocrisy are like bread and butter...yh ain't nothing wrong in marrying someone who is a shoe maker but haba can't he even present it decently... What's even the assurance that when he's made he won't ask ur sister why she didn't further her education more...


Everyone saying d shoe maker ain't a big deal,pls say amen to thus short prayers: may your graduate daughter's end up marrying a shoe maker..

pdppower:
You didn't reveal level of education. What's wrong in a graduate marrying a shoe maker if they have the same or near same educational qualification ? If he were to own a shoe factory now, you would not refer to him as a shoe maker o.

Is the wifehusband pregnant

Eagerly waiting for the nl member's with their who she don help post

Op ur wife can lie for Africa...na baba hafusa reminisce u look like....but why are d mods putting up tjis bshits on fp...we hv at least about 500k members on nl so imagine if everyone keeps on bringing their look alike pics on Nairaland

Op if its not spiritual then let's assume it's medical.. Let her try this steps:


Shouldn't drink after 6pm,eat less peppery foods,let her run some sugar test by blood and urine...then set up alarms at say 1 hour intervals and she will get used to it...also hv u checked if it's hereditary?

True love

The problem is that men are more jealous than women..


Ppl blaming toke are all getting it wrong,I have had couple of discussions with some friends who sees nothing wrong in marrying a prostitute but as a man,a Nigerian man I see something wrong in it of cos it's a different case when you don't know she's an olosho same as it's a different case if u don't know about her abortion.


There was a nollywood movie dat I watched sometime featuring mercy Johnson... THE man can't concentrate in his office,beat up maid's, nepa officials etc cos he's of the opinion that they are knacking his wife and this was cause they met at the club...



Tell Nigerian men u had abortion and they had be like chai olosho, prostitute etc( not minding the fact that some ladies were raped etc)..... He might not complain now but don't dare overstep ur boundaries oooo

And tell me one of the top politicians in Nigeria that hasn't or is not planning to switch parties..

Im not ijaw,I'm not igbo but I'm Nigerian anf going by Mr tonyes analysis I see him more as a credible man..he doesn't argue blindly instead he argues with point.


Pmb wouldn't have been president had it been he didn't join or team up with apc,amaechi wouldn't hv been minister,saraki might not be a Senate president...agbaje might hv been the lagos governor had it been he switched party.


If tonyebarcanista is contesting for any post I will vote for him outrightly if I have the power cos his analysis are always comprehensive and personally I have the impression that he's a credible man...


quote author=GodpunishBuhari post=42007559]Mr protection seeker do fast and apply for the new protection seeking pageant, you might win it so you can be officially known as Mr Protection Nigeria


A snake is always a snake it's scales will definitely fall off.. yours is weigh fallen that you look ppetty now, by seeking for political job on Nairaland LoL




How can an unstable guy be your president? Someone that can wake up and change from a to b... I guess you don't know who barcanista is ask gbawe or ngeneukwenu you will know that protection seeker very well[/quote]

Omo na everything dey mk fp these days for nairaland ooo...mod and op please tell me when psquares dog has given birth ooo...


Mtschew as if ppl don't go for medical check-ups

Nigeria awards aint prepaid

Please don't marry her cos she's atenu but wait is she blind