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You're actually the one been stupid here, pdp has never ruled lagos before, so your 20 years brouhaha should be a shame to you

dguyindcorner:
You try. To complete your stewpidity, compare the data from 1999 to 2019.

Then pres. Putin is not from russia, as well as all other presidents from former states of USSR, mtschewww is there anything again as British cameroon?

Asking for 400k deposit x 100 gullible applicants = 40m...keep on ooo shogbo




quote author=Canadame8788 post=75347874]
Mr Nigeria. Stop saying nonsense okay[/quote]

Mr canada, stop trying to rip people off their hard earned money, stop your sham Ok

quote author=Canadame8788 post=75347874]
Mr Nigeria. Stop saying nonsense okay[/quote]

Mr canada, you just keep on. Changing profile, 2m x 100 gullible applicants= 200million

Canadame8788:
Emma ole. You stole your friends money and still post flexing pictures on facebook. Everyday for the thief, one day for the owner

Check my signature to migrate to Canada

Awon alai nkan se

Naija celebs and show off

It was learnt that the babies

Op, biko how many babies oooo

When are you cashing out, so i can inform my friends to give you more likes

quote author=GreenMavro post=75216158]So sad


Today is my Birthday... Make my Birthday memorable by giving me 1000 likes[/quote]

God bless you patriotic citizen, may your live, that of your present and future families be ruled the same way sai baba is ruling naija, please ignore those yoruba Christians and lazy ipobs oooo



quote author=Nogodye post=75214392]Ride on Baba...i dey with you. #PMB4Plus4[/quote]

And in us and india? Oga that thing need urgent reset ooo


quote author=drealzum post=75214899]
In Ghana they have Ghollywood and kumawood.
Kumawood is in kumasi and it is for their local ghana twi movie.[/quote]

Beer


quote author=KingLennon post=75149660]
Which Alcohol?[/quote]

Shogbe shaworo

Just new or a new functioning brain

quote author=NaijaRoyalty post=75087963]

You need a new brain[/quote]

For free?

naptu2:
He says that Jimi Agbaje is not qualified to be governor.

He says that Agbaje has not been in government. He is a pharmacist.


He says that he is a builder and that he built an estate, Amen estate, that is like a mini Lagos.

He says that he has provided 24 hours water, electricity, etc at the estate for 8 years and he wants to do the same for Lagos

Yinmu, tell me what is pdp and i can ask you the next question, otherwise remain silent forever and please make sure your IQ level is not diminishing.


quote author=Ijaya123 post=75055016]

In the same vein, may yours be ruled the same way PDP ruled Nigeria for 16 years.

Can I hear your amen?[/quote]

God bless you bro, may your live, that of your family(present and future) br ruled the same way sai baba is currently ruling nigeria....

Please always ignore the Igbos ooooo, once again may you(your entire generation) be ruled the same way sai baba is ruling nigeria....

post=75053979:
This is GOOD governance.
The thieving party looted and raped our dear country at the period the nation made her highest money.
But look at Our darling President MUHAMMADU BUHARI doing everything he can to make this country work again.

And those same sets of foolish, CORRUPT POLITICIANS still wants to come back?!
GOD FORBID!!

GOD BLESS OUR PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI
Give it up for African President of the Year.....DAAR COMMUNICATIONS say so!

God bless you bro, may your live, that of your family(present and future) br ruled the same way sai baba is currently ruling nigeria....

Please always ignore the Igbos ooooo, once again may you(your entire generation) be ruled the same way sai baba is ruling nigeria....

Are you sane?

Aydesmond:
Haba.. Didn't u see the part I said I will be happy if jimi wins Dat am tired of APC reign... Dude read with ur eyes now not assssssss.....

How and where would he recover his investment?
That's the question any sane nigerian is meant to be asking any of the contestants, I'm not running a charity organisation but i invested over 10billion in campaigns and advert, biko after winning the elections, where would i get my 10(if not borrowed) billions from


Nigerians are actually the problem of Nigeria... When will you guys be SANE for christ sake


So you're voting sanwo olu because of his pr and adverts, i smh for your generations....



quote author=Aydesmond post=75023138]Some if can't happen..... Even his Advert is wack.... Sanwolu is everywhere..... I see that guy in my dreams, you can't pass anywhere without seeing Sanwolu's poster or anything Sha..... His PR is crazy, jimi has to be on that level.. Then we can consider the if....
Well to ansa ur question Sha I go happy o, this APC reign don tire me... Let's try somtin different in this Lagos abeg...[/quote]

Tell her you don't have a spare key.

Eba beshelu

This got me Rotflmao... Haba...


quote author=StarUp post=74904165]Wike and Amaechi again? Make dem go rest abeg...

Meanwhile, if you couldn't marry last year due to financial challenges, let me show you how yo marry with just 50k:

HOW TO WED WITH 50K

We must do it this year, sisters help a bro ✊

Intro:
Explain to your pastor that you don't have money for radarada.

1. Book in court beforehand.
If you book like 2 months to, its just 4k for certificate.

2. Use your normal suit Bro. Budget 2k to buy tie, socks and handkerchief.

3.buy fairly used wedding gown on Jiji for 5k or pay a tailor to do white chiffon gown with 5k budget or juss rent cheap gown for 3k(wash and iron yourself)...

4. Arrange for car to use from friends and fuel it or juss call taxi or uber going and coming 4k.
(He should not wait, after wedding, you flash him to come pick you up)

5. Invite only family and friends, well wishers should juss call or come to the house later...

6. Buy rings please. Very important. Budget 2k for the 2 rings.

7. Give decoration people in your church like 2k to do small design. (Your wife is a member so they cannot complain).

8. Do not cook for church people please.
Just buy one carton of TomTom and spray during processional hymn.. About 1,200.

9. Give church small thing, like 5k.

10. Give your wife's mum 10k to cook abacha and utazi stew for the traditional which you guys will do very early on Sunday morning before going to church.

11. You have 13,800 left.
Remember, you have to buy palm wine for the trad...800 for a full keg(after all, your wife's dad issa wine tapper).

12. Bestman and bridal shower should buy their things biko.

13. That your old friend that snaps photo will take up to 3k oo.

14. Give someone your laptop or phone to play small music. Give him 1k to buy the cord to connect it.

15. Buy fuel for church. 2k fuel go do nau.

16. Your money remain 7k abi?
Now hold 1k in 100 naira notes and give your wife 1k too in 100naira notes.

17. Keep the remaining 5k for miscellaneous.
One or two things might come up las las.

THERE YOU HAVE IT.
FULL WEDDING WITH 50K.
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Op, please uploadbthe pics of the lady with the cute guy

You can easily check on Google, well cape Verde is an ecowas country.


quote author=bedspread post=74688718]It's really Unfortunate...

Even Sierra Leone and Burkina Faso with all the wars and killings are Ranked above Nigeria


Kenya with all the Fights btw the Odingas and Kenyattas they are still ranked above Nigeria...

GOD Bless His Excellency,President GoodLuck Ebere Jonathan... He has Set Our Nation Nigeria on the right path of Erasing this evil Records..

We Hope and Pray that His Excellency President Muhammad Buhari would not Throw Nigeria back to the pit of Disgusting Elections...

Osun Elections was a Massive fraud..

We Believe GOD to invest His Power in our Elections and Frustrate the tokens of All Evil Men and Women...

We Pray that GOD Gives Nigeria the Man or woman that will do HIS bidding...

We Pray For a Donald Trump in Nigeria in JESUS NAME...... Amen


Op is Cape Verde an Ecowas state??[/quote]

Nigerian bloggers and fake news, don't know which one will make H'fire between you and our tailors ??

Only God knows the IQ level of the mods on naira land, how would you just push news to FP without verification, c'mon that's just some comedy skits

Peel tie oooo

Resener18:
That comment funny ehn. Na your type dem Dey use abroad pix deceive because you live your life for the gram, to please people. I laugh that day ehn

Yeah rite, cos I was born yesterday

Resener18:
To show you any proof you want. Stop behaving like a sissy. You said you checked picture, you dong know if it’s old pix or not. You don’t know if I’m the one or not

What should I contact you for?



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Prove you wrong about what? Guy contact me on WhatsApp and stop behaving like a child[/quote]