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End time CBN

lasisi69:
End time Dollar

Ohk end time message

lasisi69:
yeah.. . Lol.. Let's keep passing the message

Lol lol oga lasisi of end time ministry, I swear u don influence alot of us oooo


quote author=lasisi69 post=40914410] lol.. .. U no well[/quote]

That's lasisi69 sitting on airforce1 lap

This pics was taking during the shooting of end time Xmas by airforce1 ft lasisi69 when the video is out you will see alot of extras (99.9% from Nairaland)

Lol what if one of the members here actually possess all of ur turn offs bit cos he wanna get u then he decides to pretend??

What happens in this case Cos to me I blv alot of men and women are pretenders and they can go any length in getting into marriage...

zaragal:
turn ons..... bornagain, yoruba,educated, intelligent, dark, godfearing, religious preferably rrcg member, vision filled, goal getter, talented

Turn offs...... igbo, fair, unbeliever, drinks, club, smoke, lies, cheat, sex addicts

I think I totally agree with you and u and Op are not the only one who have experienced this before..and the reason is most times caused by the parent's.. Imagine someone who is good at arts but the parents wants him to study medicine cos according to them they haven't got a doctor in the family or their friend's son is also studying medicine..

So imagine if Op is a supposed genius in banking but the parents want him to be a doctor so after jss3 instead of him proceeding to commercial class they end up transferring him to science..then definitely Op will fail woefully.. So Op to me Ur problem might be cos u aint doing what's right for urself now...

quote author=gunpoint post=40759841]
You really want to die cos if nairalanders advise you finish, you will double the dose of that chemical.

On the flip side i think what happend to me happened to you. If you zoned out after JSS 3, then you got placed in the wrong area probably on the strength of you then result. You studied wrong in SS classes and are now studying something at undergraduate level you are very weak in. I know cos i spent 8years studying a five year course.
If you are bold about it, you can switch now. Or you can struggle like me and just finish the damn thing.
You 1st year results and mine are pretty similar but i still finished with a 2.2 and i eventually finished strongly and smashed at MSc level abroad. Don't drink that chemical lil bro, don't look at you unemployed siblings as a barometer. Tomorrow go always make more sense.
If someone told me this in 2001 when my CGPA was 1.5 i for no believe am, look at me now na [/quote]

May her soul rest in peace oo but op u mean the lady was 16 and husband was 22 when they got married

Clap for yourself if u think calling someone a bastard is a norm.


quote author=Zoharariel post=40891443]But the entire world knows Obama is not just a monkey but also a fagot kenyan bastard.[/quote]

Water.


quote author=Lanretoye post=40887510]I don die!...what is the meaning of asari dokubo?[/quote]

Na Kingsway see as u talk no bargaining like u're doing ur prospective buyers a favor....naija with poor marketing skills and communication.

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Live foods like live chicken, live fish lol u're funny...even d fruits and vegetables once they ain't on/on their source again ain't live...Maybe u're meant to say fresh and not live.....

But are u in anyway related to clifford Orji??


quote author=sukkot post=40890067]dayum. tell him to do a fruit fast. eat only live foods. no deads foods. he will be healed[/quote]

Bros and u think the pastor will oppose the parents idea It might sound odd but it's part of growing up( yh op's parents own might be extreme)....it'll get to a point and Op will start reasoning with his parent and Op pls be a good child and do whatever it is that ur parents want..

We were brought up in a way that we hv to be in church by 8 and service will end by 11am and then dats when mumsy will remember she still has other food items to purchase( despite having enough at home and despite buying enough on Saturday) and before you know it breakfast won't be ready until it's 2 or 3 pm lol and u dare not go outside the house ( later it's u shouldn't get out of the kitchen) while she's preparing the so called breakfast otherwise u won't eat part of the breakfast that day( layer it's u won't eat part of the soup till it finishes even if it's a year ) now if I look back I luv em parents much cos they really made positive impact in my live so op follow ur parents wish and when u see ur mom(cos she's like the boss according to your story) then talk to her and try see if there is something u ain't doing right...reporting to your pastor will only make ur case worst..


But if u're talking with ur mom and using dos fake I'm from abroad slangs like jez then u might need to correct those stuffs abeg cos I slow dislike such with passion I mean what's jez!!! U wanna speak English speak it and if it's broken English speak it but not those fake westernized English abegi



quote author=blueandbirds post=40888507]Sorry about your predicament bro, my only advice to you is to report your parents to the pastor in charge of the deeper life branch day attend, lay all your grievances to him so dat he can talk to your parents on your behalf, hopefully they will treat you wit respect, but if they don't you have to do it in a rough way by your self, you let's dem kno dat you no more a baby, it's not gonna be easy but trust me you will get your freedom from dem...[/quote]

That MTN part got me laughing out loud so Tey my wife was asking me wats funny

Lasisi69 come and see oooo and when coming please call uncle lalasticlala along..

Life is really unfair sha..well I don't know what. Ever happened to the parents of this baby but she's so pretty...

No mind them and imagine how he said it: lalasticlala I need this on Fp and the gullible mods didn't think it twice than to approve his wish..no wonder some ppl hv started seeing Nairaland has been politically sponsored..


So this is d bullshit that cost 500 million naira....imoites make una go and pluck some flowers there ooo and use it in place of spinach....




I swear politics in naija is so sweet....

quote author=Karlovich post=40878273] read what I wrote again young man[/quote]

See beggars jubilating for alms, no wonder someone on Nairaland was indirectly referring to them as garbage... You are happy cos a politicbusinessman is going to generate more money for himself and his generation.


But how is it victory for Orji uzor kalu and I'm really ashamed of INEC does it mean they are not capable of conducting elections

Oga tosin so according to you,it's only an educated illiterate that drinks, smokes,knack ashewo, fight in public(especially in naija oooo imagine this fuel scarcity period and u manage to buy 10 litres and someone hijack it from you,wetin u go do)

Very beautiful

Shebi her husband ain't complaining so if she likes let her even dress naked or put poo on the nails who gives an F... Some women sef

Why must our politicians and leader's always put their pic's in cases like this,does it mean they are financing such events or activities from their private funds.. This was samething dat I saw today when they said Willie is working, haba how na Does it mean he's part of the sweepers or he's running an NGO same way one gov also used the pics of d president of the USA

That moment when you help a Nigerian with free ride...

My igbo peeps( even though I've got issues with some but he'll yeah it's not cos u'reigbo)...support #BIAFRAislegal#

Orisirisi imagine seun saying: removing igbos or Niger Delta...I Dey boil...

Bro I agree with you die...Nigeria might not grow if we don't shun na me na my person habit...


Imagine NOI and GEJ in this administration they would surely put in their best if not for everything but to further promote their name and image
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quote author=IykeChukz post=40872997]Two important personalities PMB needs in his Govt for Nigeria to progress irrespective of political affiliation are NOI and GEJ only if pride will let him.





Only wise folks will read meanings to what I say.



There are rooms for ready to whine folks too...[/quote]

Oga seun,yes u are the ceo of Nairaland and it's a one man business and yes I'm yoruba but I think ur post is bias(I wouldn't say it's childish or nonsense cos I don't know who ur advisers are)..


What exactly is it you mean by: removing igbos or Nd from Nairaland.. No one is removing anyone..maybe you need to go and read the amalgamation rule of Nigeria which is similarly same everywhere in the world...


I see you as one of naija pastors or parents whose usual advice to their kids in violent relationship is: ma fi oriti ( keep on enduring it).


If alot( yh over 20) didn't dissociate from USSR can you ever imagine how many people would have lost their lives


I don't blame u instead I blame ur advisers and mods if not they would hv caution u before putting up this trash... I ain't a political scientist but when this Biafra buhaha started I have taken my time to read alot and I couldn't argue less if anyone from any part of the world is demanding their freedom.. Just an instance for u go and read more about Bavaria,catalonia, Scotland, Acer,Kosovo,Crimea hey oga no one is removing them and even their various leader's dere not use the world Remove isn't that an insult already


Removing them like they are garbages....I respect u alot but u just fall my hand anyhow..am outta here and if u or ur mods like ban me or delete my post....rubbish..

Don't blame them(me inclusive ) 9ooooo u just have to blame lasisi69 cos he is d initiator of end time slogan here on nl...Anyway end time end time..

redgem:
What's with the end time stuff?


Back to the topic.....

I'm so sorry....... They are kids and didn't know the implications of what they were doing... I pray God helps her and give her the grace to face and enjoy life...

Some goats are better than u oloshos... U are here ain't on Nairaland while she is there in the states making dem Benjamins.. Stop the hate freep who knows u might never ever attain her level..first none of ur entire generation hv bought such a car and j wouldn't say none of em relatives of yah hv been to the airport before cos who knows ur great G P might hv flied to bene Republic.... Mumu like u

EroticAngelina:
goat *yawns*

Since you are both in same business line then it'll make sense if you can show us the pictures of ur own auto(even if it's small) don't tell me u're still using that leggedis Benz oooooo

EroticAngelina:
was expecting a bigger ride(maybe a Lamborghini) since she fvcks everything dat has a dickkk

Last time I check, mercy j ain't a member of nl so of what purpose is putting her picture here gonna do to the common man..


So we'll should start putting pics of our kids in school here


Nairaland mods are becoming terrible day by day..

They have done something and that thing is providing us numerous pictures of obodo oyinbo and also different dress styles as well as different lifestyles..... I'm sure the morons dat voted for this scam are already regretting it ooo they might not since their 5k will start hitting their account as from next year...bunch of beggars voting for alms...

quote author=ibkgab001 post=40865982]Awon Ole... Meaning Thieves


Let them tell us what they have done in the last 7 months

Emplyment rate is increasing day in day out

Robbery new all over Nairaland front page

Abandoned project accross the country

All we see is Government of the pictures for the people by the camera[/quote]

They have done something and that thing is providing us numerous pictures of obodo oyinbo and also different dress styles as well as different lifestyles..... I'm sure the morons dat voted for this scam are already regretting it ooo they might not since their 5k will start hitting their account as from next year...bunch of beggars voting for alms..

quote author=ibkgab001 post=40865982]Awon Ole... Meaning Thieves


Let them tell us what they have done in the last 7 months

Emplyment rate is increasing day in day out

Robbery new all over Nairaland front page

Abandoned project accross the country

All we see is Government of the pictures for the people by the camera[/quote]

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Nnewiboi:
why airforce1 dat dude no get talent abeg.

we dey wait for im album olamide Don get like 4. koredo bello Don come from nowhere blow.
dude ain't got talent. nam saying he should gerrarra hia Mehn. nam saying. for real.

EasternLeopard:
Because confusion has set into his mind

By the time oil drops to $20 , Buhari will suffer heartbreak and his supporters will be frustrated