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Lol dat wan wey open yansh nko, maybe she think sey pool party go dey

Chanchit:
Ali just pack enter that house? Why e come empty like that. See as Iyanya dress to go chop snacks and mineral, I no know why he no kuku add suit and tie.
2baba knows the dress code jare.

No mind them,naso dem dey put ring for nose come resemble ilonki, something we fail to understand is that no matter how we try to dress like oyinbo dem go still dey beat us hands down and dem no born oyinbo well make dem try our native wear come fine pass us maka why


quote author=Beesluv post=39279916]
Abi o
Westernization has eaten deep into some people's brains, making them forget they are in Nigeria where covered bodies are more respected.[/quote]

Exactly my thought.. Perhaps Op is trying to draw traffic ;Dquote author=HungerBAD post=39276506]Damn.

I would have said Akwa Ibom girls?not really surprised. But, i know this story, is a figment of somebody's imagination and so not buying into it at all.[/quote]

[one of Our?? Does it mean u can also go fly it

quote author=Lobolintin post=39275287]This isn't private jet,but presidential jet. One of our fleets[/quote]

Lol u wan kill her abi?? Make she no protect sleepers.. Haba u Wicked oooo...

If all women stop wearing bras blv me koni and rape go reduce drastically... Make dem come comot tight, leggings et.AL blv me sales of condom,shepe,Viagra ati bebe lo go reduce drastically


quote author=Beesluv post=39253110]Not impressed, she should have gone braless[/quote]

Lol and their caption would be see what my dad caught in his farm



quote author=eleko1 post=39257003] Thank God,some pipu for mistake the bird as winch from their village and kill the innocent bird.[/quote]

But where ladyF na abi she no wan come back from IDP, tot introvert is back

silvermania:
It silvermania again, concuring to what lady f said

danke,I hv d info I need


ii omi efo[/quote]

amin baba mi


quote author=Aromas post=39264397]
Waa last bi nomba okoo[/quote]

Alafia ni ooo baba mi

quote author=Aromas post=39262487]
Correct Ore'e wan'be.....
Booni?[/quote]

Iyalode gan Ki tan ni oooo

mikael78:
iyalode omo yoruba ni mi o...... Kilode..... Ipobu keh??

God bless you but some tenants could be so mean...in as much as I don't support violence but some tenants can really drive someone insane...


This tenant here didn’t even and will never say Wat she has done wrong on her path and also she said her neighbors hv been complaining about the landlady but yet they wouldn't move out for years mtschwwww

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The problem started in 2014..... Why did she had to wait till october 2015 when they had to brutalised her before she finds her way......


Landlady most times are wicked in their ways...
Lala-sticlala FP[/quote]

Idiot be careful... Nairaland ain't really faceless... I swear Nairaland sure needs to start censoring if not how can u dis lowlife,numskull son of a Modal...eleribu somebody... Omo Oshi all u do is use foul and swear words.. Most of the people you abuse here are people greater than you in all ramifications...

HrmOlolade:
oloriburuku mah kede nii keh, foolish fl*thead bastard. Soon your bad deeds will visit you

Lol moti sho oooo...but don't u enjoy sarcasm... Mind u not all d name checkers are genuine. Omo yoruba ni mi oooo



quote author=Aromas post=39256699]
Shogba Ee[/quote]

Ogun loma pa e pelu awan ara Ile e...shora koma she bodun lo.....so u think I be igbo...oloshi oloriburuku... Tin BA bae tese ile bo walahi wa kaba mo....

HrmOlolade:
oloriburuku mah kede nii keh, foolish fl*thead bastard. Soon your bad deeds will visit you

Name checkers where una dey ooo I beg come and see my yoruba sista ooo

Watch ur back homeless nigga


quote author=ikombe post=39239633] Mind you i left ma family @ the age of 16 to start life's struggle and hustle and by Gods grace by next year i would start facing life as it is so when you say am a jobless kid i just wonder how u made enquires to ulter such lugubrious statement [/quote]

Naso una no dey hear... I say make u free Mr abi na until u learn lesson... Joke isn't when a jobless kid like you abuse me of working 15hrs a day for 1200 a day...mind your business and mind You someone working is far better than your lots so like I said earlier mind your business and watch yourself online cos you might really be messing with the wrong people.

quote author=ikombe post=39236452]so are u wan of them. Bad guys who doesnt accept jokes [/quote]

Seriously stop quoting me,I don't deal with ppl like u...just be careful cos Nairaland ain't faceless like you can imagine and mind You not everyone accepts jokes or critism....

uote author=ikombe post=39235647] you did a good job digging my profile out from facebook . Na people like u we need for EFCC [/quote]

Ogbeni stop quoting me cos I don't do ppl from d East


quote author=ikombe post=39233617]

them fit be dangote cousin [/quote]

Small pikin I no blame u ooo na dis mods I blame for Nairaland... So after u finish from shalom kliffon u never get job..just know say na me and ur brothers (chisom,chisorukwwu and ebuka be mate,I no Wan add ur uncle obadiaeze join sha) problems with u igbo be say una lack respect..eyin omo ale afi ipa ji obi e


uote author=ikombe post=39231002]shey na everybody go dey work by dat time


U think say na everybody dey surfer like u wey dey wake 6am come back 9pm. Only for month end make dem pay u 25K [/quote]

Lol at least I dey collect 25k and ain't jobless waiting for 5k social money

ikombe:
shey na everybody go dey work by dat time


U think say na everybody dey surfer like u wey dey wake 6am come back 9pm. Only for month end make dem pay u 25K

Just imagine when the man said they should stop talking about people and events instead it should be about ideas...so it means they should stop thinking about Bh bombings even if they will kill 1million people daily and also they should stop talking about people (especially them d polithiefs lol)... As I no go school sef I no fit yrn this trash wey dis man dey talk...u hv to keep on talking about people and events then the idea to move forward or in some cases ideas for solutions... If it's only about idea's then we dont need the senators and reps cos we can build our ideas in our various assemblies....


I keep on wondering (if at all it would ever happen) when Nigerians will have intellectuals have politicians and representatives... Jokes apart APC and pdp are full of shits...I know of a local govt ex chairman who performed nothing instead he was just nominated as a special adviser haba... Well like this same amaeachi said the problem is dat we don't have much violence attitudes Orwell are either cowards of not ehn dis polictians for Don hear am...

M4gunners:
So this Man is still talking? At times i ask myself how did they make it to senate at the first place. APC a party built on lies and propaganda has nothing to offer.

Op I happy for you ooo but tar name everyone go die one day name and Op wait oo so u,ur neighbor and hin wife dey jobless or no get job?? Chai d Situation of this country really bad no be small ooo abi why husband and wife dey home at dat time but maybe dem dey leave abi?

RedCard1:
It was about 10:09 that I decided to go to Diamond Bank Nkpolu/Mile 3 branch along Ikwerre Road in Port Harcourt for the processing of my Bank Verification Number, BVN. The bank isn't far from RSUST round about. I left for the Bank with my good neighbour who I convinced to opening an account with the bank for his wife, so his wife came along with us.
We got there at about 10:40. The BVN took less than 20minutes so, by 11:00 we would have been on our way home but for the que on the exit door. So we waited for 5minutes, it was 11:05 now.
My neighbour's wife was out already and my neighbour was in the exit door (abi na room) set to go while I was still standing. All of a sudden, we heard gun shots but it didn't shake us until it kept sounding. Over 200 people (staff included) inside the bank started shivering. People started recieving calls from outside that armed robbers were around. I got close to the window, opened the curtain a bit just to get a glance at what was happening outside of the bank but I couldn't see anything beyond the bank premises. I only saw customers hiding behind themselves outside the bank. The gun kept making the scary noise. At this point, my heart started boiling, I began to think of my mother, siblings, friends and other beloved ones. My neighbour was stuck in the exit door as the door power was switched off cos the order was no going out or coming in. We ran into different rooms. Some women started crying. An old man (supposedly in his 70s) started rolling on the floor. The bank staff started calling police men but police didn't come despite the fact that a police station was just at UST junction not far from the bank. 14minutes later, there was great silence in the area. That was when a staff got a call and was told that the robbers had gone but they didn't still allow movement in the bank. People started coming out of several rooms in great numbers. We started complaining that we wanted to go. After sometime, a staff (don't know if it was the manager) started ordering everybody to stop filling forms and withdrawal/deposit slips. He said the bank had stopped operation for the day. Now the door was open, we rushed out and saw police men checking on a green colour 4runner jeep parked directly opposite the bank. That was when we discovered that robbers had attacked a man and took over 1million Naira from him. The robbers didn't come for the bank. I'm glad I'm resting at home now. As I no die today eh, I no fit die again.

Lalasticlala come and see dem yoruba's oooooo

It was shocking and tragic as J prom boys allegedly poured hot pepper soup on Hon Batola’s wife who is the Iyaloja on Monday, Octobe 12, 2015 at Yaba Market Lagos .

According to reliable sources, a Lady called Wemimo allegedly hired some thugs rumoured to be the boys of a popular area boy,Jay prom to pour hot pepper soup on the Iyaloja of the market,Chief Monsurat Oluwayemi Owolabi for disallowing them to display their market on the road side. It was gathered that earlier that morning, the Lagos State task force came to Yaba market and chased those selling by the roadside and instructed them to move into Tejuosho Market. As the Lagos State task Force left, some of the market women came immediately to display their goods, at that point the Iyaloja came and instructed them not to display their goods by the road as instructed by Lagos State Task Force because refusal to adhere to such instruction will be penalised and she would be blamed for non compliance.

This didn’t go down well with the traders and as the Wife of former Lagos State House of representative, Monsuru Owolabi popularly called Bartola turned to inform the market (internal) task force for monitoring, hot pepper was splashed on her by some boys alleged to have been invited by a woman leader called Wemimo who has been threatening to deal with the Iyaloja for some time.
We learnt that Wemimo and J prom Touts pour Peper soup on Hon Bartola’s Wife,Monsurat

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We learnt that Wemimo once Ishola Fasasi once threatened the Iyaloja at a public function/party on the 3rd of October. The Iyaloja is currently receiving treatment in a private hospital.
when we spoke with the Iyaloja on Saturday, October 17, 2015 at the hospital, she confirmed the unfortunate incident.


Source (sauce for some ppl):http://www.saharaweeklyng.com/shocker-thugs-bath-hon-bartolas-wife-with-hot-pepper-soup/

If you wanna get any response from naija celebs blv me all you need to do is yab dem or pass negative comments Nd even if dem get 1million comments they will still figure urs out and reply.. Awon olofos

mayorjosh:
Must he reply...dats immature of him


Replyin a hater means ur actualli pained by whatever they say nd ur also affected whereas it should not be

Oga sha...I won't say rubbish but wetin money and paper(for does dat understand) will cow ehn no be small thing...

Kini wonso kilonso?? Can't you comprehend easily the simple message that he replied you with





quote author=abduljabbar4 post=39188250]

But how many lawmakers did pdp lose compared to APC? Pdp cant simply do without cheating.[/quote]

Lol make me sef follow una laugh small

Ntor

Truckpusher:
Your laugh dey make me laugh

Oga o

Jesus christ of Nazareth


quote author=erunz post=39141464]seriously femi Adesina is losing it. he behave like those men arguing at newspaper stand[/quote]