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anonimi:
Including this man abi






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Not bad for someone who was Tinubu's Chief Press Secretary while he was governor.
We can and in fact we must forget his performance as Ejigbo LCDA Chairman. That is what it takes to be a born-to-gain progreTHIEF, abi ke. :eek:








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Nairaland is really turning something else...just look at the post on Fp right now and u had agree with me sat it's about 90% boring,irrelevant, not necessary and not encouraging...

I aint hating, but op or whoever compiled this list must sure be high on some cheap things... The only person I can give a fair pass mark bebe sha na ireti osayemi...

madam It it's their and not there


quote author=Republlican post=39122632]PDP senators are once again high in clueless osogbo weed, what makes them think there plan will work

Sai Buhari
www.twitter.com/lingeriecity[/quote]

The 6th and 7th person named ladyF and Introvert respectively.


quote author=CHRISKY post=39103136]Op u forget to add d six pesn













FTC!!!! Wow
Blessed man[/quote]

I no fit enter cos na our Yoruba Yoruba brodas full inside

Umartins1:
You fit enter this bus?

Very nice and impressive.... FTC

In white agbada... Aber ihre musst habe Termin mit die Augen Arzt


quote author=sorextee post=39044850]Where is d governor in the pix? [/quote]

Op na only woman una dey find abi which one be his role?

Ebi o da,u got me laughing so viel aber d aeroplane na Disney plane lol

HungerBAD:
The heloplane big oh.

So the last picture na the heloplane too? Pikin stroller dey, space dey to stroll.

I even see one Woman on the Corner, dey fry Akara.

Just curious anyway. What does her husband do? He seems to be always available to go anywhere she is going to.

Okay he is a SIT at home husband?

[chuks why u no do d work urself cos it sure looks and seem like u are jobless oooo...I Don see dis ur advertisement for over1000 post on Nairaland



quote author=chukingchuks post=39060975]Umunnem hapunu ndi ofe mmanu a, stop developing their land for ndi ngana ahu, welata aku gi n'ulo, dozie obodo nke anyi maka o bu nke anyi rue echi.
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Meanwhile,
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U are very right....Op is sure high on onto weeds cos I don't know how u decide d length of dicks just from looking at pics...Photoshop aside... Men hv 2 type's of dick one is usually small before erection while it will grow longer during attention while the other dick will be long before erection and would only increase a bit during attention.. So Op howdo u figure out which of d 2 groups these celebs fall into or u wan call to as them


quote author=elganzar post=39066761]D'banjs own is not really clear, he's packing it...and most are not on erection...

besides Banky and Davido


There are times when the d!ck just shrinks to a small form, times when its normal, semi-erected form, and full erection form...my theory tho


Next[/quote]

Which carrier u dey use na airtel ,MTN or Etisalat



Iquote author=Dklef post=39069921]finally on fp. Omo it isnt easy sha
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iam rapper drizzklef though. I'ma blow very soon! Plz
help my carrier[/quote]

Lol no be u dey sell weed for am ni


quote author=WeedSeller post=39011772]. Where this mumu rapper..' . 'Vic O'..D werey fit start ranting again say"Nan cuz em join facebk;twitter late.."[/quote]

Lol no be u dey sell weed for am ni


quote author=WeedSeller post=39011772]. Where this mumu rapper..' . 'Vic O'..D werey fit start ranting again say"Nan cuz em join facebk;twitter late.."[/quote]

Jesu Christi




quote author=prest post=38986260]Tell her ASAP so that she can quickly enrol for an apprenticeship at the nearest hair dressing saloon[/quote]

lol


a problem quote author=Gamesmart post=39012085]

Nonsense journalist!

Learnt authoritatively or obvious, common sense deduction?

The man would be made Minister of Trade and Investment now and this useless journalist would look like the fooool he is.[/quote]

You are so right...just like one ex governor said that they loot because we don't stone them and another one said if they vote him in Kogi he is gonna return 10billion out of the money he stole...who says such a statement in a sane environment

TIMEISWISDOM:
I watched in awe as Nigerians especially the educated youths were celebrating the ignorance of the senators and irresponsibility of Fashola.

I have always said it that Nigerians greatest problem remains poor educational system that churns out half baked graduates who can barely make rational decisions.
No wonder the ruling class will always tell us to our face that we are not yet ready to take over leadership.
Once he is our tribesmen, or on the good side of the majority in our immediate environment, we swallow whatever the said person offers hook, line and sinker without any thought.

The coming generation of Nigerians leaders could be far worse than the present!

Instead make you do degree,Sean tizzle or don baba j's own

shiningdove:
OP ABEG HOW MUCH U GO TAKE BUILD BANKY-SIZED HEAD FOR ME?

Bros u sef get time oooo, there are some post you just ignore cos I tell u some kid's are much here on Nairaland these days blv me some go still ask u d girls name,age,SEXUAL PREFERENCE... I like ur courage unlike some families ( it happened to my uncle's wife elder sisters husband father's step child lol....

Anyway mk I help the smallie asking for the moral of the story,well their are lots of morals plus important advice in the post but the most important one is to play safe,,,if pp had played safe he wouldn't be much worried first about HIV...


quote author=emmboy post=38963598]
The moral lesson is there staring at you and you can't even see it.[/quote]

Short/simple prayer point but I say amen for you,for me,for everyone reading this and everyone else.


quote author=RaDaZaBaNa post=38973834]God I pray...Do not let me lose my appointment and blessing in order to balance the Norm.

Let the rules bend for my success oh Lord.[/quote]

Una sha go find excuse support wetin no good....wetin no good no get two names name.....una no go ever copy good thing from dis una abroad na only nose ring,baby mamas, fake lives etc na hin una go see copy ooshi iranu abashaquote author=BusinessHub1 post=38971803] [color=#A0522D] even in abroad its there.[/color][/quote]

Lol just imagine..dis ur comment got me laughing in the train and I still dey laugh sef as I dey type am...lol abi d police don come ni...


quote author=Aromas post=38961935]The case go be like
Police Officer hey what happen......
Victim Oga 'gasping" Oga! Oga yawa don gas o
Police Officer Ehn weytin apen nah shey na arm-robber dey rob
Victim Continue gasping"""""" I said no, ple... please 4lo mi 2 arrest one mad-man 4 my street, he don almost kill 8 to 9 people
Police Officer Na de same mad-man wound u lyk dis?
Victim Oga officer yes yes his d one o
Police Officer I hope say u self never dey mad sha? [/quote]

this one 23 years...then i am also 13 years jesu oluwa wa...omo corruption no e today the thing start ooo and i pity everyone blaming our politicians especially GEJ...in sane countries when you give birth..the birth i automatically sent to the central system and I don't know how your child will be able to manipulate their age when they need their birth certificate to start school, get passport, register health etc...

Danke schon for your contribution,but must we always copy all the bad things/error/mistakes of western countries and totally fail to copy the good things from them eg how their health, education, transportation, communication system works?


One of the greatest problem we have in Nigeria is HYPROCRACY...Thi disease to me is far worst and a killer one than AIDs or HIV...

Yh right no one is above mistake but this coming from a whole president of millions of highly intellectual Nigerians ain't just a same but a NATIONAL DISGRACE...


Just so you know,their are lots of app that proof reads your message/error and i aint see ministerial as a typo error cos even the foolish keyboards that we have these days would dare not type ministerial as ministerail ....rail ko keke naep ni ooshi iranu..abasha abi na abacha..

abi we wan get minister for rail ni?

midolian:
So?

Even in the U.S constitution, there are errors, let alone Nigerian ministerial list that was hastily typed and submitted. The word "Pennsylvania" is spelled with a single "n", "Pensylvania" in the U.S constitution.

Another mistake, though less obvious, is a common one even today: the word "it's" is used in Article 1, Section 10, but the word "its" should have been used.

The most common mistake, at least to modern eyes, is the word "choose", spelled "chuse" several times. This is less a mistake than it is an alternate spelling used at the time. The word is found in the Constitution as both "chuse" and "chusing"....etc
http://www.usconstitution.net/constmiss.html
I guess these errors are the reasons for the economic "backwardness" of the U.S. Today. *laughs*

You guys better look for errors that are powerful enough to increase fuel price, take away food from your table, reduce power supply and increase insurgency...

Contracts to her??


quote author=Raymondville post=38907745]Contracts to her
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I Don help u lol


quote author=bolafez post=38912388]RIP
the person above me is a space booker... Seun, come and ban him jare[/quote]

I fit comot u from Ftc oooo


quote author=deadZONE post=38913583]
He did well..
Better than buhari that couldnt visit the scene
of the bomb blast in Abuja.....


I never wanted to make FTC
Now i would look like a jobless guy*[/quote]

[bros I want to study that nursing, what's the name of the school and which country u get U dey do visa also


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Oga fash... Minister minister...



FTC again, I swear na only if I no Wan dey be Ftc ni ooo.now I Don sabi dem ladyF and Introvert trick...

Nawa ooooo,,so mehn from dos areas go dey happy,all dey need to do is sleep around with single ladies and they are sure karma ain't coming to them...

Tallesty1:
Yep.

Even in Kogi state.

Op I think it happens also in Benue state.

quote author=Tallesty1 post=38871226]A married woman was caught in the act here on Friday. It happened right in her husbands house so neighbours were there to witness what happened. I was there too to witness the taboo cause her husband was just shouting that whoever was around should come and witness a taboo.

Sha, that is not why I am writing this post.

What actually necessitated this post was a convo I had with a man on my way back.

Man: It is stuffs like this that makes me appreciate where I come from.

Me: Huh

Man: I appreciate my village the more anytime I hear or witness something like this because married women don't cheat on their husband in my place.

Me: How is that possible?

Man: They Know what would happen to them if they dare cheat on their husband.

Me: What will happen to them.

Man: If a married woman sleeps with another man, or collects money from another man, or spends her husband's money on another man without telling her husband, she will run mad.

Me: And if a man sleeps with another woman?

Man: Nothing, except the woman has a husband.



What he's saying in essence is that a married woman who sleeps with a man that is not her husband or collects money from a man who is not her relation or spends money on another man without informing her husband will lose her sanity. The madness is curable but she must confess her sins to regain her sanity.

So Nairalanders, what do you think of this people's tradition?

BTW, the man is from one village at obollo.[/quote]