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And u a Whole economics or accounting graduate find it difficult to spell ordinary Tertiary


quote author=GabrielSuswam post=38043959]Thank You Buhari for Implementing TSA....

We are Tired Of Reading Public Sector Accounting in Schools Only, We are now seeing it Working in Nigeria. No Management Graduate will oppose This..

Tho I understand those above me opposing this TSA system are secondary school leavers still seeking for Admission in Tetiary Institutions....

P.s .....Don't Quote me[/quote]

[Jesus christ lol see finishing.


author=M4gunners post=38018904]Those nigerians you saw there,are probably jobless one's( feeding from social welfare of a better Country ) confirm it yourself. A repetitive nigerians would be at work and not carrying brooms in Europe.[/quote]

Have you been to heaven before?


quote author=starlingslimnet post=37982182] Funny thing is in heaven there is no Anglican....you are called by the name Christain here on earth anything other than that is madness and tradition[/quote]

Just imagine?

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Lol the escape route for the reps in the olden days might not be suitable for the present day reps cos of beer or pot bellies


In the olden days money no too much for house so it's really not a do or die affair, at least mo dem run comot but in this present day naija d reps had rather die dere cod of the money involved lol

God bless you my broda,perhaps op is expecting his 5k lol quote author=bizzlemie post=37906000]Why are you worried? Would you benefit anything from them if they become Ministers?[/quote]

Chai some ppl wey pastor,baba alawo etc don pray for say na today dem go get dere visa don Jon be dat ooo

Please look well cos I can see LadyF and Introvert hawking asala on the street

May God replenish the owner ooo...dis is one of d Disadvantages of investing in auto's as if they are gud investment... Has it been d man has a property and God forbid it got burnt!!' at least the man would stillhave his Land


uote author=slimbless post=37841271]The car is Highlander jeep. According to an eyewitness, the Jeep was bringing out fire from the silencer and the driver was asked to park. Immediately he got out of the car, the fire became much.

Unfortunately, the fire service came very late and couldn't save the car.

It happened around 3:00 this afternoon

cc. Marpol[/quote]

Imagine

Timoleon:
hehehehe the soup was taken to the mortuary for examination

Correct jare,me sef want dis one...

Apply for Yankee or other western countries visa and with one hour of invisibility powerful u need do is enter dere office and stamp ur visa...go bank take money...contest election and within one hour change lots of votes toward urs....

Disappear to ur ex house and use her/him as u have.


Take celeb naked pictures and make money


Why should I want to look younger,why should I wanna communicate with animals, why should u anyone settle for breast lifting when Komi dey dere or u can do surgery... 30% more brain power?? Who tell u sey na brain be money?? chk well and u will surely find intelligent graduate's who are over jobless...why should I want to increase my height?? Shey our Vp has any need for dat


quote author=unitysheart post=37846910]Invisible one hour na.[/quote]

U guyz should be at d registry soon init?


quote author=Josele01 post=37803696]
Makes two of us. [/quote]

@op na big Sheff(salawa pikin) resemble Rick ross

Of dis fish each dat time he no go sweet again..even now sef he no fit sweet much..pp u bera eat it cos if u save dat thin for wedding na Omo ooo cos if u go giv ppl fish wey no sweet he no go gud ooo


quote author=Owongtok post=37763346]2 more years it will turn to shark[/quote]

Lol are u kidding me?? So she get extension even for university of joblessness.. Jesu mi ooo

lordtosan:
she was suppose to graduate this year but she get extention.

Jesus Christ...it's better it's ur mom at least u can scope her and buy her more goodies but tell ur wife to be extremely careful Nd obedient to ur mumsy and everyone ur mumsy is happy with otherwise ur wife go hear wen,I mean she dare not cross ur mum's border if she no wan hear d story of her life plus put afikun (like she caught her in bed and she might not say who she caught her with lol) and I think if it was ur mother in law it might be no big deal as she won't ever want to critize her own daughter...


Now I understand why in yoruba's culture sey na wife family dey live with husband and wife cos u can imagine if u were caught by ur MIL u might not even bring it up here on NL.

MOORCHMOORE:
It happened day before yesterday around 10pm.
My wife and 5months Son went to see her parent since 21st Aug, that the highest I've stayed without them.

On Friday 4th September, my inlaws came to do Omugo for my Son. I travel to my village that day after work.

After a success event, friends came and gone, I was left with my family members.

The urge to have sex was so high on us, my wife came into the room bang door but forgot to lock it. She was all over me. The summary was that we were at it, my mum was calling us, I didn't bother to grab the door because I thought it's Locked. As she was opening the door I was shouting for her to hold on cause my wife just muttered the door was open. Lol... But then she was already in my room with me on top of my wife, stack naked, light on. All she said as she turned back was "Umu anumanu" ie Animals.

For my I wasn't embarrassed but my wife was.

Married and Unmarried.
Have you had similar experience?
How did you handle it?

Cc: farano, Rocktation

Parapets opodo otito gbadigbadi geringer yamagata gbengben leke,


quote author=wunmi590 post=37779263]Why do Nigerians like saying thinz twice??

e.g. Magomago, CryCry, FolloFollo, YamaYama,
PuffPuff, ChinChin, Kulikuli, WakaWaka, Moimoi,
Jedijedi, Sharpsharp, Yoriyori, Gbomogbomo,
Mumu, Truetrue, Lielie Borrowborrow, Lailai,
Fearfear, Touchtouch, Talktalk, Holyholy, Jigijigi,
Jagajaga, Kiakia, Mazamaza, Scatterscatter,
Potopoto, Kabukabu, Wuruwuru, Palapala,
Worryworry.....

I know u'll send dis 2 sombody: CopyCopy...

Cc: Mods please come to our rescue let people laugh in frontpage[/quote]

Damn ladyF go to one of the current Fp threads and see someone there claiming you are away today for matriculation so na lie...


quote author=ladyF post=37775448]Talk to her about it jor. So because ur friend has a bad habit, u abandon him/her? No b so life be o

It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again [/quote]

Bros introvert nko u hear from her abi she sef dey graduate heute??


quote author=lordtosan post=37782854]I dedicate this space to all those dreaming to make front page. The struggle is real especially with introvert and ladyF still alife.

Today is LadyF's matriculation ceremony into the University of joblessness. Please, show some love to one of our stupid nairalanders by clicking the like button.[/quote]

@op you mean beautiful or huge hospital cos ppl hv d assumption dat if someone is taken to Luth his/her case becomes complicated lol

@op Nigeria has over 200 million inhabitants, her citizens like to travel alot yet the past present and who knows (future) leaders don't deem it fit to have a national airline despite the fact that this national airline can create over 2 to 5 million jobs directly or indirectly....

Introvert and ladyF




quote author=grin88 post=37694040] [/quote]

I agree with you alot....things are dry in naija now so even if you buy cars like some posters above are suggesting blv me it doesn't work again like before..


Fix ur money in the bank, look and persuade a bank.to giv u 10or more percentage in naija on fixed investment and tell them you want it done for a month and roll over automatically, dat way you get Lil profit and ur capital is still intact.


uote author=oluseyiforjesus post=37668042]Fix it in Bank! Biz is bad now cos of fall in naira[/quote]

Please are u the same as ladyF oder introvert?


uote author=SUGARBEE post=37539178]Sentiments apart, you need to ignore what she said if you really love her..

[size=15pt]#SUGARBEE[/size][/quote]

This is like the 10th time that I'm seeing this on Fp

quote author=ladyF post=37541117]Have I read this on FP before or is it just me?

Modified: Found the link...I even made FP there
https://www.nairaland.com/2538922/call-change-children-not-suffer

It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again [/quote]

Ich komme aus Nigeria aber ich lebe in Deutschland.

quote author=DrTony1 post=37511142]


Ich liebe Deutschland abber Ich lebe in Nigeria. Wo kommst du bruder? Danke Schon[/quote]

Introvert du Leben in Deutschland?



quote author=INTROVERT post=37496792] Thank God ooooo...



Obasanjo did nothing about that road and that road is the busiest road in Nigeria, GEJ tried abit, one would expect it to be comparable to the autobahn with atleast 5lanes on each side. hope GMB does something about it.


lalasticlala[/quote]

Lol mk God forgive person ooo I tot na origin wey dey mk origin drink

Lol u beat me to dat....




quote author=Mckennedy post=37423118]

Abacha was an igbo man....the recent retired Efcc boss was an igbo man..Atiku the igbo head that can't travel to US..only mentioned but few.they are all Angels.[/quote]

Of cos d news was on Fp some month's back but as u know Nairaland mods na..blv me.or not dis news will still make Fp in some month's time...


Anyway rip to the deceased.


quote author=Abduletudaye post=37392080][size=15pt]Lalastic, are you sure you havent posted this news before?? Looks so effing familiar...please check biko...[/size][/quote]

Op what about the ladyF and Introvert group but seriously those ones wey go argue all night nko and the sport one's lol dat u had imagine if they will eventually play for the national team and u also forgot the aristos.

Olsoo:
1. Brother John and Sister Mary
People in this category need little or no introduction. They live the simplified triangular campus lifestyle. From Hostel to Class to Church, then back to the Hostel again. They wake up as early as 3am to pray till 6 o'clock in the morning; like they're the only humans with problems. I mean, even their guardian angels as still wide asleep by that time! There's this one next to my room that prays like she's having a seizure and hiccups simultaneously. So annoying!

2. The Introverts
Honestly, I think the Federal Government needs to establish a rehab for these set of people. You only get to see them twice a day; when they have lectures to attend, and when get back from school. They live a totally mundane kind of life. Only God knows what they do or the fun they derive from staying indoors like forever. Maybe the are also glued to their phones trying to win the First to Comment (FTC) trophy on every Nairaland's thread; just like their godmother, INTROVERT.

3. The Amebos
Darn! Nothing good comes out of these people. You find them everywhere their attention is never needed. They come to borrow match stick from you only to return it 30 seconds later. As if that's not enough, you hear a knock 2minutes after their previous escapade. Now they want your pen! All these unthinkable display of mental retardation just because they want to have an inkling of what you're doing with your female guest. Totally infuriating.

4. The Chefs
The name says it all. At their presence, the kitchen comes to life. Not just the kitchen, it's environs too. You can perceive the aroma of their handiwork from a mile away. The taste of the harvest of their talent is also everything to write home about. I call these people "The Live Savers and The Live Takers". They do the former when they voluntarily offer you a plate of whatever it is they're cooking. You can't imagine the joy that follows when they do this. Lol

5. The O.B.O
This is the lad/lass that has the tightest wardrobe, classic ride, well furnished apartment, cute babe e.t.c. Lest I forget, just like Ice Prince, they don't wear a shoe twice too. Lol

6. The Playboys
These people don't have friends of the same gender at all; except, of course, their fellow playboys. They come into the hostel with different varieties of babes. Please don't even try telling me they all come around for Chemistry Tutorial! Tall, short, fat, chubby, skinny, midgets, dwarfs, hookers and even innocent Deeper life girls that want to preach their usual gospel to them. Oh well, enough said.

7. Kindly add yours.

source: http://www.campusdailies.com/2015/08/people-in-off-campus-hostel.html?m=1

U hv two lol


quote author=Lilyomi post=37282890]I dnt c myself goin der. I can't do dat to my eye. Is only one.[/quote]

Still available....