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Family / Re: My 3 Year Old Nephew Takes Over My Channel by justurch(m): 7:11pm On Oct 08, 2020 |
He is going places. Blessed boy. |
Politics / Re: Between President Buhari And Peter Obi by justurch(m): 12:12pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
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Religion / Re: Little Girl Goes On Her Knees To Praise God by justurch(m): 1:38pm On Sep 06, 2016 |
One More picture and the video link. https://web.facebook.com/STREAMSOFJOYINTERNATIONAL/videos/1270268083015704/
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Religion / Little Girl Goes On Her Knees To Praise God by justurch(m): 1:29pm On Sep 06, 2016 |
It is quite possible for you to raise your children in the way of light; you can make them grow by sharing God’s words with them and encouraging them to do things that would make God’s light shine through them. While you are on this post, it would be nice for you to put aside every issue that has to do with religion; let us focus on bringing our children to the knowledge of God. Teaching them the right things would help us a great deal as you can be sure the society would be more peaceful. This little girl’s story would make you want to raise your children with the fear of God in them. Children learn a lot when they are growing; rather than allowing them to pick up weird habits from other children or people they meet daily, you can teach to go in the way of God. This would also help them later in life as we do not need to worry as parents when they are no longer with us. The little girl who is being talked about here is a pastor’s daughter. She had a habit of falling when she was being prayed for in the church. Her concerned father felt she did not know the implication of falling and asked his wife to talk to her about it. His little girl loves to praise God even when they are having a quiet time in the house. The pastor did not know when these pictures were taken but he had always known his daughter to be a lover of God. This little girl goes on her knees to praise God any time she breaks free from her peers. She will pray for as long as possible with a contrite heart and broken spirit. She would worship in tears when she is in concentration. It is quite possible for children to discern spiritual things at an early stage; it is possible for them to have an encounter with God at such an early stage in life. Do not live your lives based in assumption; let these children have the chance to worship God in purity. https://www.naij.com/956008-touching-little-girl-goes-knees-praise-god-photos.html 2 Likes
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Politics / Re: FLASH: @inecnigeria Has Issued A Certificate Of Return To Uche Ogah As The New G by justurch(m): 1:36pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
justurch:Abians are tired of the kind of politics of "the more you look, the less you see" that Orji Uzor Kalu started in this democratic dispensation and handed over to his stooge, T.A Orji who in turn imposed Okezie Ikpeazu on Abians.Hear this, the Real Abians (not paid agents) are crying to God for deliverance on daily basis because of the state and the kind of leaders we have had and God is not asleep, After 16 good years, Abia is nowhere is the scheme of affairs even in SE and one cannot but ask if we are cursed. Here is my humble prayer, "If Okezie Ikpeazu will not fear God and lead Abia to its God's ordained position, may God remove him by his own hands, and if Uche Ogah won't promote God's agenda for Abia state, may he never smell that seat not to talk of occupying it IJN, AMEN. Modified http://www.channelstv.com/2016/06/30/abia-governorship-inec-issues-certificate-return-uche-ogah/ |
Politics / Aisha Buhari In Jefferson Bribery Scandal Not President Buhari’s Wife — Lamorde by justurch(m): 10:58am On Jun 21, 2016 |
The Aisha Buhari named in the bribery scandal involving a U.S. Congressman, Williams Jefferson, is not the Aisha that is President Muhammadu Buhari’s wife, a former chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, Ibrahim Lamorde, has told PREMIUM TIMES. “I can tell you authoritatively that the Aisha Buhari named in that case is not President Buhari’s wife,” Mr. Lamorde said when contacted Tuesday morning. “It is another Aisha Buhari entirely. “I was the director of operations at the EFCC at the time so I know about the case very well. I can tell you that it is not her (President Buhari’s wife). That much we established.” Mr. Lamorde, who was EFCC chairman until he was removed in December 2015 by President Buhari, is currently on course at the Nigerian Institute for Policy and Strategic Studies. PREMIUM TIMES contacted him for clarification following the claim by Ekiti State Governor, Ayodele Fayose, on Monday, that the Aisha Buhari mentioned in court documents to have transferred $170,000 to the convicted American politician is President Buhari’s wife. In a statement by his Chief Press Secretary, Idowu Adelusi, Mr. Fayose had accused President Buhari of being corrupt. “Even the President cannot claim to be an angel,” the governor said, in reaction to the freezing of his Zenith Bank account by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission. “The estate he built in Abuja is known to us. His wife was indicted over the Halliburton Scandal (sic). When that American, Jefferson, was being sentenced, the President’s wife was mentioned as having wired $170,000 to Jefferson. Her name was on page 25 of the sentencing of Jefferson. We can serialize the judgment for people to see and read.” The governor’s Special Assistant on New Media, Lere Olayinka, later circulated copies of the court document which named one Aisha Buhari as being involved in the Jefferson scandal. The documents showed that in some of the exhibits tendered in convicting Mr. Jefferson of bribery, the Aisha Buhari was mentioned as transferring $170,000 to the American politician using a firm as proxy. “Government Exhibits 36-87 (6/26/02 $170,000 wire transfer from account in Nigeria in the name of Aisha Buhari to an account in the name of The ANJ Group, LLC, identifying “William Jefferson” as Beneficiary),” the U.S. Government Sentencing Memorandum said on page 22. The U.S. had at the time requested Nigeria to help it investigate the Nigerians named in the scandal, and Mr. Lamorde, as director of operation at the EFCC at the time, coordinated that investigation. “It is unfair to link the President’s wife with that case,” he said. “She was definitely not the one involved, and Fayose and other Nigerians should know this. http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/205648-aisha-buhari-jefferson-bribery-scandal-not-president-buharis-wife-ex-efcc-boss-lamorde.html |
Politics / Re: Buhari Is Sick, Has Meniere Disease (Ear Infection) - Premium Times by justurch(m): 9:03am On Jun 04, 2016 |
I am not a fan of PMB, I never supported him, but I still know and recognize him as My President, I don't have another one for now, Jehova please heal my President In Jesus Name....AMEN! 417 Likes 28 Shares |
Politics / Is This Statement About Pres. Obama And Gov. Fayose True? by justurch(m): 1:45pm On May 26, 2016 |
Hello All, I saw this on Facebook today, pasted it on my wall sha, but all in all, am not the source (as indicated). But it got me thinking. Is Fayose really crude and Local as some "refined" people see him with respect to the act under consideration, when indeed, The POTUS does the same thing once in a while?
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Politics / Waziriadio Executive Chairman Of NEITI Declares Assets Publicly. by justurch(m): 4:23pm On Apr 13, 2016 |
Waziri Onibiyo Adio Executive Secretary, Nigeria Extractive Industries Transparency Initiative (NEITI) For Immediate Release (13 April 2016) Highlights from My Assets Declaration Form ‘This I Believe: Public Officers Should Declare their Assets Publicly’ As required by paragraph 11 of the 5th Schedule of the 1999 Constitution and Section 15 of the Code of Conduct Bureau and Tribunal Act, I have submitted Form CCB 1. My Declarant ID is FGAO: 000512. Form CCB 1 is the Assets Declaration Form for Public Officers, which all elected and appointed public officers are mandated to submit to the Code of Conduct Bureau (CCB) on assumption of and departure from office. The CCB is empowered to verify the claims made in this form. In the main, this is to ensure that public officers do not anticipatorily over-declare their assets and that they do not use public office to corruptly enrich themselves. Asset declaration is thus not designed to be another perfunctory, box-ticking exercise. It is primarily a transparency and accountability instrument. This is a potentially powerful sunshine mechanism that could help, in very practical ways, limit the incidence of corruption, one of the major challenges of our country. However, the potency of this tool is gravely diminished, in my view, by the fact that asset declaration is made a secret affair and the public, on behalf of whom people are elected or appointed to hold public offices, is not given a viable role in the verification of the assets declared and is denied the fundamental right to know. This is another case of the ‘missing public.’ And it needs fixing. Therefore, as we rightly seek new beginnings for our country, we need to reinsert and reassert the public in this transparency and accountability process by lifting the veil of secrecy from the declared assets of our public officers. This I believe: all public officers should be made to declare their assets publicly; otherwise the impact of the assets declaration exercise is successfully neutered. Following the notable examples of President Muhammadu Buhari and Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, the late President Umaru Yar’Adua, Dr. Kayode Fayemi (as governor of Ekiti State), Senator Shehu Sani, Dr. Joe Abah (the DG of the Bureau of Public Service Reforms) and Dr. Chidi Anslem Odinkalu (former Chairman of the National Human Rights Commission), I have chosen to release the highlights of my assets declaration form for four reasons. One: though public declaration of assets is not mandatory, there is nothing in the Constitution or the Code of Conduct Bureau and Tribunal Act that criminalises or disallows or forbids public officers from publicly disclosing their assets. Two: I have stated on record many times that public officials not publicly disclosing their declared assets turns the assets declaration exercise into a hollow ritual, most recently through an article I wrote as a columnist on the back-page of THISDAY on 7 September 2015, titled “Issues around Assets Declaration.” It is time to practice what I preach(ed). Three: I believe, following in the immortal words of Mahatma Ghandi, that we should be the change we seek and, when called upon, we should strive to lead others by leading ourselves first, through the powerful force of personal example. And four: as someone appointed to head NEITI, an organisation saddled with the weighty responsibility of promoting transparency and accountability in our extractive sector, I and my colleagues need to demonstrate that we are not protected from the searchlight that we beam on others, that we are not excused from the standards that we hold others to. We must be ready to push the boundaries of transparency and accountability, even and especially with ourselves. And we must be ready to embody and model the values that give meaning to and legitimise our important and necessary work of shining light in dark places and holding others to account. After 23 years of working in the media, in an international development agency, and as a consultant and an entrepreneur, I own the following assets declared in my Form CCB 1: Cash in Nigerian Banks: As at 30 March 2016, I had a total of N3, 810, 206 in Naira accounts with Access Bank, Standard Chartered Bank and United Bank for Africa. As at 30 March 2016, I had a total of $821 in domiciliary accounts in Access Bank and UBA. The foreign accounts I operated at different times as a student or a fellow in the US are all closed. Buildings: One unit of a 3-Bedrooom bungalow in an estate in a suburb of Abuja bought in 2011 at N17.5m, renovated and currently valued at N25m; Two units of 3-bedroom flats built over 13 years (between 2000 and 2013) in Lambe, Ogun State, currently valued at N12m. Undeveloped Plots: Two plots together measuring 1000 sqm demarcated by a dwarf fence in Iwo, my hometown in Osun State, bought in 2013, valued at N700, 000; Yet-to-be-located 600 sqm in a disputed estate in Sabon-Lugbe, Abuja bought in 2011 at N750, 000. Private Companies: I have beneficial interests in the following private companies that I co-founded: Think Tank Consult Limited SW4 Media Limited, Publishers of Metropole Magazine Elan-Metro Foods Limited Cable Newspaper Limited, Publishers of TheCable online newspaper I also have equity in two non-operational companies: Papyrus Media Limited Bamisoro Media Limited Vehicles: VW Passat bought new in 2011 at N5.8m BMW X5 2008 Model bought second hand in February 2016 at N3.3m Household Furniture/Items: 9 KVA Hyundai Diesel Generator bought at N850, 000 3 KVA Sunkam Inverter bought at N450, 000 Other household furniture, electronics, exercise equipment, artworks and others valued at N3.5m Shares in Publicly Quoted Companies: I have shares in Skye Bank, Sterling Bank and Staco Insurance, bought in 2008 at N2.5m now presently valued at N296, 610. Assets of Spouse and Children: My wife runs two businesses: a salon and a bakery, with equipment and distribution vehicles all valued at N28.5m. We have three children under 18 and they do not own any assets. Waziri Adio Abuja, 13 April 2016 http:///4EcJM2rzx , https://twitter.com/ogundamisi 1 Like |
Politics / Femi Aribisala Tells His Own Side Of What Happened At UNILAG by justurch(m): 11:11am On Apr 12, 2016 |
http://blogs.premiumtimesng.com/2016/04/12/172210/ Don’t Believe the Lie: There Is No War Against Corruption In Nigeria (1), By Femi Aribisala I was invited to a Roundtable on Corruption by the Law Faculty of the University of Lagos, only to discover that some “Buharideens” had highjacked the occasion and were inclined to use it as a platform to promote the onslaught of “democratic dictatorship” in Nigeria. The topic was on corruption in Nigeria, but the mast-head in the hall was more specific. It read: “Winning the War against Corruption”. This was easily seized on by government agents to imply that Buhari was well on the way to dealing a mortal blow to corruption in Nigeria. War against liberty The composition of the invited discussants was biased. Most of those on the panel with me were dyed-in-the-wool government apologists. The Chairman was Professor Itse Sagay, currently the Chairman of Buhari’s Presidential Advisory Committee against Corruption. As it turned out, he was not prepared to entertain any meaningful discussion about corruption in Nigeria. His agenda was to showcase ostensible government achievements in the anti-corruption campaign and to proclaim new promissory notes grandiloquently for public consumption. Also there was Oby Ezekwesili of #BringBackOurGirls fame. She used to pitch her tent with the PDP. But now that the APC is in power, she has been romancing the new government. It was even speculated at one time that Buhari would reward her with a ministerial portfolio. Not surprising, she is no longer as strident in demanding government rescue of the kidnapped Chibok girls as she had been under Jonathan. The kingpin of the government apologists on the panel was Femi Falani, a lawyer and human rights activist. He was chosen to give the keynote address. Falana had been heavily touted as Buhari’s attorney general. In fact, on the eve of the ministerial appointments, a list was widely publicised in the press that had his name penciled in for the post. But someone apparently put an eraser to it. Nevertheless, in order to remain in the good books of the government, Falana seems to have jettisoned his earlier dedication to the defence of human rights. foraminifera Guilty without trial Falana did not attend the roundtable. However, he wrote a speech which he sent someone to deliver on his behalf. This speech was nothing short of alarming. It told me definitively that I was in the wrong place and would have to take a stand before making a quick getaway. Falana, human rights lawyer extraordinaire, was sent to test the waters for extreme policy prescriptions apparently in government pipelines hankering back to the discredited days of Buhari’s infamous military dictatorship of 1984/85. It seems the government and its allies are looking for ways and means to circumvent the criminal justice system so that the current media trial of opposition politicians can be easily translated into automatic jail-terms. The courts have rightly been a firewall against this. Therefore, Falana proposed the establishment of Special Courts, separate and distinct from the tried and tested ones; to dispense quick and summary justice against whoever the government decides to prosecute in its anti-corruption campaign. According to Falana, those accused of corruption by the government should be presumed guilty without trial. The onus would then be on them to prove their innocence. This would overturn the principle, long-supported by legal luminaries like Falana himself, that an accused must be presumed guilty until proven innocent. Falana also insisted it should be made impossible for anyone accused of corruption to be bailed. In short, once you are accused, you would be presumed guilty and would rot in jail at the pleasure of the government. Thus, Falana became an appointed mouthpiece of an authoritarian government tired of democratic niceties. He echoed President Buhari’s complaint that the judiciary is the principal impediment to the government’s anti-corruption campaign. Therefore, Falana tabled proposals for sidestepping the judiciary, so that the government would go after its enemies without hindrance or restraints. I sat and watched with incredulity as Oby Ezekwezili who, like me, was only invited as a discussant, hugged the floor for over 40 minutes, extolling the virtues of the government’s anti-corruption agenda without any word of caution about the proposals emanating from Falana. On the contrary, Ezekwesili was concerned that those accused were not yet in jail. To this, the Chairman reassured her, in a side-discussion on the podium, that the jails would soon start filling up before the end of the year. University of Lagos students listened to these speeches in silence. The speakers conveniently read this as approval; after all “we are all against corruption.” It is presumed that while the Buhari government has been a monumental failure in its ten months in office, its one claim to fame or plaudits is its anti-corruption campaign. Therefore, in the context of blackouts and fuel queues, the government would have us fill our tanks and light our homes with bombastic anti-corruption rhetoric. Alarm bells It was in this context that I had to make my ten-minute contribution. I knew I would, once again, have to go out on a limb. I knew I could not subscribe to the agenda of my fellow-panelists. I had absolutely no idea how I would be received. Indeed, I wondered why, given the agenda, I had been invited at all. Nevertheless, I could not but be true to my conscience. I had a certain advantage over my fellow panelists. I am not an employee of the Buhari government and I am definitely not looking for a job from this or any government. Indeed, I am the last Nigerian President Buhari would appoint to anything, either in advisory or substantive capacity. Therefore, I was free to exercise fully my freedom of speech under the Nigerian Constitution. I was also acutely aware that my freedom was being threatened before my very eyes. If Falana’s proposal were to become law, I could easily be arrested on spurious allegations of corruption and would be presumed guilty until proven innocent. I could then be thrown into jail and locked up. These champions of speedy justice would become silent, as the government might ensure conveniently that it takes me no less than three years in jail to prove my innocence. It was also not lost on me that if Falana’s proposal of “guilty until proven innocent” had been the norm, President Buhari himself would have been jailed when $2.8 billion of government money went missing under his watch as Commissioner for Petroleum in the 1980s. How soon they forget! At the time, Vera Ifudu, an NTA reporter, revealed to Nigerians that Senate Leader, Olusola Saraki, told her in an interview that the missing money was moved from the NNPC’s Midland Bank account to a private account. It is amazing that, in spite of our nasty experience at the hands of General Buhari and his kangaroo courts in 1984, a civil rights lawyer would propose today that similar kangaroo courts should again be established under the same Buhari in the bogus name of democratic justice. But I guess we deserve that in Nigeria for being foolish as to elect as president under a democratic dispensation the very man who truncated our earlier experiment with democracy through a military coup. Deja Vu In Buhari’s first coming, the Femi Falanas were few and far between to whitewash his authoritarianism. The special courts of that era, now being proposed under a different disguise, were military tribunals established to try civilians instead of regular courts of law, in clear violation of internationally accepted legal norms. Buhari created a secret police (NSO) under the infamous Lawal Rafindadi to harass and imprison Nigerians without trial. It is this same injustice that Falana was hired to re-table. It is unconscionable that a so-called human rights activist would be used to champion this revanchist authoritarianism. As a military dictator, Buhari ran so rough-shod over our judicial system that the Nigerian Bar Association proscribed Nigerian lawyers from appearing in any of his kangaroo courts. Buhari sent both corrupt and non-corrupt politicians to jail, sometimes for up to 300 years. He tried octogenarian Michael Ajasin before his military tribunal. When he was discharged and acquitted; he tried him again. When he was discharged and acquitted again, he tried him a third time. When he was discharged and acquitted yet again, Buhari nevertheless continued to keep him in detention and refused to release him. A judge claimed Buhari pressured him to jail Fela Anikulapo Kuti for failing to declare the foreign exchange he had legitimately procured for the up-keep of his band on a foreign trip; while the same Buhari sent his aide-de-camp to Murtala Muhammed airport in Lagos to facilitate the smuggling into the country of 53 suitcases by the Emir of Gwandu during the currency-change exercise. Therefore, the onus fell on me at the Roundtable to warn our student audience that it would be madness to entertain proposals that seek to bring back Buhari’s sharp practices of the past under another guise. It is necessary to point out that, as Nigerians were deceived through vain promises promptly jettisoned after the election, so are government agents trying to deceive us again today. There is actually no real war against corruption going on today. There is not even a fight against corruption, how much more a war. What we have is a government attempt to decimate the opposition and create a de facto one-party state under the guise of fighting against corruption. Enraged “Buharideens” Once I started making these points, the students started cheering. It became apparent that they were not fooled by the government’s praise-singers and were glad that I was there to expose their duplicity. Before I proceed to elaborate on why I insist there is no real fight against corruption in Nigeria today, let me point out at this juncture the reaction of my fellow-panelists. I only spoke for ten minutes, but the chairman, Itse Sagay, became enraged. He not only abused me, he also abused UNILAG students. He called them all “ignorant” for applauding my positions. He shouted: “We are here on a very serious business. And students, don’t behave like American electorates who are ignorant. The appreciation of unserious people shows ignorance.” “How can someone come here and say there’s no war against corruption and there is clapping? This is a very serious discussion and I want us to be serious about it. If you are anti-government, please go and campaign against government and let your party win in 2019. This is not a venue for PDP campaign. We are here on serious business. Let’s maintain that seriousness.” #BringBackOurGirls icon, Oby Ezekwesili, also asked for the mike a second time to contribute to this berating of UNILAG students for applauding my presentation. She said, among other things: “I wasn’t surprised that some of you were clapping. The reason you were clapping is that you are a page in your own level of corruption. There are many whose exam malpractice is the basis upon which they have come to school. So when you are talking about the need to wage a war against corruption, they are completely disconnected from it. There is a complete dissonance from it.” (TO BE CONTINUED). www.femiaribisala.com |
Politics / Femi Aribisala Tells His Side Of What Happened At UNILAG by justurch(m): 11:03am On Apr 12, 2016 |
http://blogs.premiumtimesng.com/2016/04/12/172210/ [font=Lucida Sans Unicode]Don’t Believe the Lie: There Is No War Against Corruption In Nigeria (1), By Femi Aribisala I was invited to a Roundtable on Corruption by the Law Faculty of the University of Lagos, only to discover that some “Buharideens” had highjacked the occasion and were inclined to use it as a platform to promote the onslaught of “democratic dictatorship” in Nigeria. The topic was on corruption in Nigeria, but the mast-head in the hall was more specific. It read: “Winning the War against Corruption”. This was easily seized on by government agents to imply that Buhari was well on the way to dealing a mortal blow to corruption in Nigeria. The composition of the invited discussants was biased. Most of those on the panel with me were dyed-in-the-wool government apologists. The Chairman was Professor Itse Sagay, currently the Chairman of Buhari’s Presidential Advisory Committee against Corruption. As it turned out, he was not prepared to entertain any meaningful discussion about corruption in Nigeria. His agenda was to showcase ostensible government achievements in the anti-corruption campaign and to proclaim new promissory notes grandiloquently for public consumption. Also there was Oby Ezekwesili of #BringBackOurGirls fame. She used to pitch her tent with the PDP. But now that the APC is in power, she has been romancing the new government. It was even speculated at one time that Buhari would reward her with a ministerial portfolio. Not surprising, she is no longer as strident in demanding government rescue of the kidnapped Chibok girls as she had been under Jonathan. The kingpin of the government apologists on the panel was Femi Falani, a lawyer and human rights activist. He was chosen to give the keynote address. Falana had been heavily touted as Buhari’s attorney general. In fact, on the eve of the ministerial appointments, a list was widely publicised in the press that had his name penciled in for the post. But someone apparently put an eraser to it. Nevertheless, in order to remain in the good books of the government, Falana seems to have jettisoned his earlier dedication to the defence of human rights. Falana did not attend the roundtable. However, he wrote a speech which he sent someone to deliver on his behalf. This speech was nothing short of alarming. It told me definitively that I was in the wrong place and would have to take a stand before making a quick getaway. Falana, human rights lawyer extraordinaire, was sent to test the waters for extreme policy prescriptions apparently in government pipelines hankering back to the discredited days of Buhari’s infamous military dictatorship of 1984/85. It seems the government and its allies are looking for ways and means to circumvent the criminal justice system so that the current media trial of opposition politicians can be easily translated into automatic jail-terms. The courts have rightly been a firewall against this. Therefore, Falana proposed the establishment of Special Courts, separate and distinct from the tried and tested ones; to dispense quick and summary justice against whoever the government decides to prosecute in its anti-corruption campaign. According to Falana, those accused of corruption by the government should be presumed guilty without trial. The onus would then be on them to prove their innocence. This would overturn the principle, long-supported by legal luminaries like Falana himself, that an accused must be presumed guilty until proven innocent. Falana also insisted it should be made impossible for anyone accused of corruption to be bailed. In short, once you are accused, you would be presumed guilty and would rot in jail at the pleasure of the government. Thus, Falana became an appointed mouthpiece of an authoritarian government tired of democratic niceties. He echoed President Buhari’s complaint that the judiciary is the principal impediment to the government’s anti-corruption campaign. Therefore, Falana tabled proposals for sidestepping the judiciary, so that the government would go after its enemies without hindrance or restraints. I sat and watched with incredulity as Oby Ezekwezili who, like me, was only invited as a discussant, hugged the floor for over 40 minutes, extolling the virtues of the government’s anti-corruption agenda without any word of caution about the proposals emanating from Falana. On the contrary, Ezekwesili was concerned that those accused were not yet in jail. To this, the Chairman reassured her, in a side-discussion on the podium, that the jails would soon start filling up before the end of the year. University of Lagos students listened to these speeches in silence. The speakers conveniently read this as approval; after all “we are all against corruption.” It is presumed that while the Buhari government has been a monumental failure in its ten months in office, its one claim to fame or plaudits is its anti-corruption campaign. Therefore, in the context of blackouts and fuel queues, the government would have us fill our tanks and light our homes with bombastic anti-corruption rhetoric. Alarm bells It was in this context that I had to make my ten-minute contribution. I knew I would, once again, have to go out on a limb. I knew I could not subscribe to the agenda of my fellow-panelists. I had absolutely no idea how I would be received. Indeed, I wondered why, given the agenda, I had been invited at all. Nevertheless, I could not but be true to my conscience. I had a certain advantage over my fellow panelists. I am not an employee of the Buhari government and I am definitely not looking for a job from this or any government. Indeed, I am the last Nigerian President Buhari would appoint to anything, either in advisory or substantive capacity. Therefore, I was free to exercise fully my freedom of speech under the Nigerian Constitution. I was also acutely aware that my freedom was being threatened before my very eyes. If Falana’s proposal were to become law, I could easily be arrested on spurious allegations of corruption and would be presumed guilty until proven innocent. I could then be thrown into jail and locked up. These champions of speedy justice would become silent, as the government might ensure conveniently that it takes me no less than three years in jail to prove my innocence. It was also not lost on me that if Falana’s proposal of “guilty until proven innocent” had been the norm, President Buhari himself would have been jailed when $2.8 billion of government money went missing under his watch as Commissioner for Petroleum in the 1980s. How soon they forget! At the time, Vera Ifudu, an NTA reporter, revealed to Nigerians that Senate Leader, Olusola Saraki, told her in an interview that the missing money was moved from the NNPC’s Midland Bank account to a private account. It is amazing that, in spite of our nasty experience at the hands of General Buhari and his kangaroo courts in 1984, a civil rights lawyer would propose today that similar kangaroo courts should again be established under the same Buhari in the bogus name of democratic justice. But I guess we deserve that in Nigeria for being foolish as to elect as president under a democratic dispensation the very man who truncated our earlier experiment with democracy through a military coup. Deja Vu In Buhari’s first coming, the Femi Falanas were few and far between to whitewash his authoritarianism. The special courts of that era, now being proposed under a different disguise, were military tribunals established to try civilians instead of regular courts of law, in clear violation of internationally accepted legal norms. Buhari created a secret police (NSO) under the infamous Lawal Rafindadi to harass and imprison Nigerians without trial. It is this same injustice that Falana was hired to re-table. It is unconscionable that a so-called human rights activist would be used to champion this revanchist authoritarianism. As a military dictator, Buhari ran so rough-shod over our judicial system that the Nigerian Bar Association proscribed Nigerian lawyers from appearing in any of his kangaroo courts. Buhari sent both corrupt and non-corrupt politicians to jail, sometimes for up to 300 years. He tried octogenarian Michael Ajasin before his military tribunal. When he was discharged and acquitted; he tried him again. When he was discharged and acquitted again, he tried him a third time. When he was discharged and acquitted yet again, Buhari nevertheless continued to keep him in detention and refused to release him. A judge claimed Buhari pressured him to jail Fela Anikulapo Kuti for failing to declare the foreign exchange he had legitimately procured for the up-keep of his band on a foreign trip; while the same Buhari sent his aide-de-camp to Murtala Muhammed airport in Lagos to facilitate the smuggling into the country of 53 suitcases by the Emir of Gwandu during the currency-change exercise. Therefore, the onus fell on me at the Roundtable to warn our student audience that it would be madness to entertain proposals that seek to bring back Buhari’s sharp practices of the past under another guise. It is necessary to point out that, as Nigerians were deceived through vain promises promptly jettisoned after the election, so are government agents trying to deceive us again today. There is actually no real war against corruption going on today. There is not even a fight against corruption, how much more a war. What we have is a government attempt to decimate the opposition and create a de facto one-party state under the guise of fighting against corruption. Once I started making these points, the students started cheering. It became apparent that they were not fooled by the government’s praise-singers and were glad that I was there to expose their duplicity. Before I proceed to elaborate on why I insist there is no real fight against corruption in Nigeria today, let me point out at this juncture the reaction of my fellow-panelists. I only spoke for ten minutes, but the chairman, Itse Sagay, became enraged. He not only abused me, he also abused UNILAG students. He called them all “ignorant” for applauding my positions. He shouted: “We are here on a very serious business. And students, don’t behave like American electorates who are ignorant. The appreciation of unserious people shows ignorance.” “How can someone come here and say there’s no war against corruption and there is clapping? This is a very serious discussion and I want us to be serious about it. If you are anti-government, please go and campaign against government and let your party win in 2019. This is not a venue for PDP campaign. We are here on serious business. Let’s maintain that seriousness.” #BringBackOurGirls icon, Oby Ezekwesili, also asked for the mike a second time to contribute to this berating of UNILAG students for applauding my presentation. She said, among other things: “I wasn’t surprised that some of you were clapping. The reason you were clapping is that you are a page in your own level of corruption. There are many whose exam malpractice is the basis upon which they have come to school. So when you are talking about the need to wage a war against corruption, they are completely disconnected from it. There is a complete dissonance from it.” (TO BE CONTINUED). www.femiaribisala.com 1 Like |
Politics / Sagay, Ezekwesili, Aribisala Clash At Roundtable On Corruption War by justurch(m): 6:06pm On Mar 31, 2016 |
Legal scholars and experts hurled verbal missiles around a round table convened to brainstorm on winning the war against corruption at the University of Lagos on Thursday. http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/201077-sagay-ezekwesili-aribisala-clash-roundtable-corruption-war.html 18 Likes 4 Shares
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Politics / Re: Why We Struck In Agatu — Fulani Herdsmen by justurch(m): 3:48pm On Mar 20, 2016 |
abeg all these space bookers, kindly find another thread biko |
Politics / Why We Struck In Agatu — Fulani Herdsmen by justurch(m): 3:40pm On Mar 20, 2016 |
A leader of the Fulani ethnic group has provided a detailed insight into why his people attacked the Agatu people of Benue, sacking several communities and killing hundreds. In an exclusive interview with PREMIUM TIMES, Saleh Bayeri, the Interim National Secretary of Gan Allah Fulani Association, rose in defence of his kinsmen, saying the February bloody conflict in Benue was a reprisal attack by his people against the Agatus who he accused of killing, in 2013, a prominent Fulani man. Gan Allah Fulani Association is an umbrella body of Fulani associations in Nigeria. Mr. Bayeri said the killing of the man reverberated amongst every Fulani in West Africa. He insisted that the Agatu farmers were aggressors shedding crocodile tears, and wondered why former Senate President, David Mark, was only just realising the meaning of genocide. Mr. Mark, a one-time military governor of Niger State, was last week Friday attacked by suspected Fulani herdsmen who ambushed his convoy in Agatu where he had gone for an on-the- spot assessment of losses of lives and properties. In February, 10 Agatu communities were razed and hundreds, including women, children and the elderly, were reportedly massacred by suspected Fulani herdsmen. www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/200426-exclusive-struck-agatu-fulani-herdsmen.html |
Politics / The Naira-dollar Blues By Reuben Abati by justurch(m): 1:10pm On Feb 26, 2016 |
“My brother, e ku exchange rate oh. ”
“Excuse me?”
“I am greeting you. I am saying how are you and the exchange rate
palaver. The dollar wahala”.
“So, that is why you are saying e ku exchange rate. Is something
wrong with you Yoruba people? Must you turn everything into
a form of greeting?”
“You are insulting me?”
“I am making a statement”
“Meaning?”
“Any serious matter at all, you and your people must turn it into
something else. E ku exchange rate? What kind of greeting is that?
Yoruba will say e ku election, e ku democracy, e ku change, e ku
ana, e ku gbogbo e, gbogbo e, e ku democracy. I am tired of
answering you people and your cynical greetings.”
“The people don’t mean any harm.”
“That was how somebody came to me the other day and said e ku
Mecca, Medina, e ku Qatar. I felt like slapping the guy.”
“Ha.”
“I don’t like hypocrites.”
“Would you have felt better, if he had told you e ku living upside
down, e ku idorikodo, e pele change?”
“I would just have been livid, because I know you and your people.
Too much cynicism.”
“Can you stop?”
“You know me, I speak my mind.”
“No. You are beginning to sound like Donald Trump. Stop Trump-
ing other people, just because you don’t know where they are
coming from.”
“But of course I know where you are coming from when you say e
ku exchange rate ”.
“Where am I coming from? I just left my house”
“My friend. Sit down. “
“ You too stop going upanddan”
“Okay, you want to talk about exchange rate. I am listening. The
way it is, everybody is now an economist in Nigeria. Even my
driver yesterday was telling me about the behaviour of the parallel
market. And I overheard the nanny commenting on the 2016 budget
and how it may, in the long run affect the housekeeping
allowance.”
“That’s a criminal in the making. You should sack that
housekeeper. She certainly wants to pad the housekeeping
allowance.”
“You know these people also watch television. She must have
listened to stories about padding on television and radio may be,
and she may think it is perfectly normal in today’s Nigeria to pad
figures.”
“These things run deep, I agree. But a crook is a crook. Better keep
an eye on that housekeeper and let her know that this is the era of
prudence, discipline and you-steal-you-get-caught-you-blame
yourself-and-may-be-go-to-wa wi-tenu-e places.“
“Don’t worry, I am the EFCC of my house, nobody can pad
anything. I am on top of it. I do more market research and
monitoring than Madam.”
“I don’t get it. You now go to the market while Madam stays
home?”
“You can say what you like, but I can tell you authoritatively that a
bag of rice which used to be N8, 500 is now N12, 500. Pampers
was N1, 450, it is now within three weeks, N1, 850.”
“Pampers?”
“Yes”
“What’s your business with pampers?”
“What is not my business with pampers? I am a very active man,
upstairs and downstairs. You don’t think I should be interested in
all things material and particular and eventual? “
“You have really changed. What happened to you?”
“Are you interested in my findings or you want to discuss
something else?”
“Carry on. I am listening.”
“A congo of garri was N250 a few weeks ago, it is now N500”
“Common garri?”
“Garri has changed oh. It is no longer common”
“Really?”
“Stop saying really? Be a man and do your own research before
Madam and the housekeeper drive you into bankruptcy by adding
something of their own to the real figures and giving you false
information. You must be proactive.”
“I am with you”
“See, I like to drink Andre. A carton used to be about N20,000. Can
you believe it has jumped up to N24,500?”
“Andre? What is that?”
“It is a kind of wine. Middle class taste. I like it.”
“So cheap? Some other people drink Crystal, Cliquot, didn’t know
you are just a bush man with all your big mouth. Andre. Please
stop disgracing somebody.”
“A carton of Carlo Rossi, a week ago was N14,000, it is now N17,
500.
“Carlo Rossi? Who is that? A football coach?
“Even the cost of paraga and alomo, kasaprenko has gone up.”
“You drink all of that too?”
“A carton of Orijin was N2, 900 the other week, it is now N3, 300”
“You keep talking about drinks. No wonder you have also been
monitoring the prices of pampers. You can’t know the prices of
these concoctions and not cause some maternity ward problems.”
“I am giving you real figures. And that is why I greeted you, e ku
exhange rate. The Naira has been dancing like a yo-yo, and the
dollar is the queen of the foreign exchange market in Nigeria
today.”
“The colour of change.”
“The Naira even exchanged for N390 to the dollar, and N500 to the
pound.”
“Nobody is talking about the pound.”
“It is the American age. You’d think the Americans were the ones
who colonized Nigeria with the way they have colonized the
Nigerian exchange rate. Practically everyone is looking for the
dollar, you would think the Naira never existed. We definitely have
an economic identity crisis. ”
“My driver told me he has a solution to the problem”
“I have heard some petrol station attendants also saying they will
solve the problem.”
“I am not joking. My own Pastor actually told us on Sunday that
the problem with the Naira is spiritual and that with prayers, the
Naira will regain its lost strength.”
“Well, the petrol station attendant has a different logic, and his own
logic is even different from my driver’s.”
“That is the problem. Everybody in Nigeria today is now an
economist. Very soon, the roadside slowpoke will issue an opinion
on how the Naira can be saved.”
“Are you sure that has not happened yet?”
“I went to a barbing salon last week, and the barber lamented that
his prices would have to change”
“Ok?”
“Exchange rate and crude oil prices, he said”
“By the time landlords start blaming the exchange rate and the
spot price of crude oil, and they fix prices differently, we would all
be in big trouble.”
“But what happened to that campaign?”
“Which one?
“ The Buy-Naija-To-Grow-the-Naira campaign , promoted by Senator
Ben Bruce and others.”
“Ha. You have not heard? The Common Sense Senator published a
book on Common Sense, but it was discovered that the man
preaching buy Naija, published his own book in the US of A.”
“So?”
“What do you mean so? Should he do one thing and say another?”
“Let the people criticizing the Senator go and sit down, and keep
quiet. The man is a thinker. They should know that. When they go
to his Silverbird cinemas, do they watch Nigerian films there all the
time, or do they eat guguru instead of pop corn?”
“I am listening”
“And have they seen Senator Bruce wearing local attires like a
fisherman? This thing is about ideas. And that is why I always
argue that what we need is not common sense, but uncommon
sense. When you confront Nigerians with common sense, they will
start looking for loopholes”.
“I just hope that your common sense Senator is married to a
Nigerian woman, because that is the best way to grow the Naira.”
“What is that? Where is that coming from?”
“I don’t think anybody can preach buy Naija to grow the Naira, and
then go and marry a foreign wife, that will be hypocrisy of the
highest order!”
“What is the connection between where a man marries from and
the Naira?”
“There is. Please, there is; it is the biggest money laundering
offence.”
“You have started again. Who are you trying to shade?”
“Nobody. But if we want to really save the Naira, everybody should
buy Naija.”
“That is too simplistic. Except you are trying to suggest that our
Governor-friend with Cape Verde connections has also refused to
buy Naija and therefore has a hand in the problem with the Naira.”
“He is our friend oh. Please, no comment.”
“Some people say to save the Naira, not even the bedroom should
be outsourced, and that the biggest drain on this economy is the
obsession of the Nigerian rich with all things beautiful and
romantically seductive from foreign countries.”
“I can’t comment on that.”
“You are saying all of this because Ben Murray Bruce printed his
common sense book in America?”
“I am saying we all need to rescue the Naira and the economy. The
economy first!”
“You are beginning to sound like a vulcanizer. It is not your job, it
is not my driver’s job, and the petrol station attendants should just
keep quiet. Na only we dey OPEC? ”
“They won’t. They can’t. This is a democracy and we all have a
right to make policy. If we don’t speak up, some people will pad
things again and things will get worse.”
“It is Godwin Emefiele’s job”
“Him na your brother?”
“He is the Governor of the Central Bank”
“Really?”
“What do you mean, really?”
“What are his views on monetary policy?”
“Go and ask him”
“And fiscal policy?”
“Go and ask the Minister of Finance?”
“We have a Minister of Finance?”
“Of course we do”
“And who is that?”
“Wait a moment. What’s that her name again?”
“Hello?”
“Wait. I am trying to remember. Em…em…yes, 16+6= 24!”
“You mean you can’t connect the monetary side with the fiscal side
of the Nigerian economy, you are busy just saying… Okay, don’t
bother, I get it.”
“Candidly speaking.”
“Don’t worry, the people who are benefitting from the Naira crisis
know her and they know her name and they know the CBN
Governor too. In case you don’t know, while you are busy trying to
put people down, some other Nigerians have made a fortune from
the Naira-Dollar palaver.”
“A fortune?”
“Yes. That is the difference between people who are clever and
those who just complain. One of my wife’s friends is almost a
billionaire now because the Naira crashed.”
“How did she do it?”
“The God of Olajumoke intervened. The God of Adekunle Gold
picked up her call. And the God of Korede Bello said she had won.
Her warehouse is profiting from the difference. So when you talk
with that your sharp mouth, just know that in every economic
situation, there are both happy and sad stories.”
“But there are standards, normative contexts, economic
frameworks”
“If you don’t get it, you can’t get it. If you don’t mind, please, I
don’t want a lecture on that.” http://reubenabati.com.ng/2016-02-26-The-Naira-Dollar-blues-By-Reuben-Abati.html 1 Like |
Events / Re: Happy Birthday Lalasticlala by justurch(m): 3:50pm On Feb 16, 2016 |
lalasticlala: Bros, at least show us your face to mark your birthday. Hbd all the same, God gat you |
Politics / Nigeria's Most Active Vice President Since 1999 by justurch(m): 11:56am On Feb 08, 2016 |
In the light of recent events, I want to ask my fellow Nairalanders, in your honest opinion, who do you think is the most active Vice President that Nigeria has had since we returned to Democratic rule in 1999? Kindly support your answer with facts? If possible, rank them according to their level of performance 1st to 4th. Thanks. |
Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom Election Supreme Court Judgement: Live Updates by justurch(m): 9:57pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
akwa ibom is PDP HALA!!! |
Politics / Re: Abia Governorship Election Supreme Court Hearing & Possible Judgment by justurch(m): 9:40pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
Mega2010: ahia Mara gi nma nwanne m. ndewo 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Abia Governorship Election Supreme Court Hearing & Possible Judgment by justurch(m): 9:23pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
Abgovernor: Ihere ga eme unu taa, onwegi ebe unu Jim azu aga 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Abia Governorship Election Supreme Court Hearing & Possible Judgment by justurch(m): 9:13pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
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Politics / Re: Abia Governorship Election Supreme Court Hearing & Possible Judgment by justurch(m): 8:12pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
tawa89: am not, don't sound like one, but u do, but pls for the sake of justice, keep ur cool, let them do their job |
Politics / Re: Abia Governorship Election Supreme Court Hearing & Possible Judgment by justurch(m): 7:55pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
tawa89: R U d CJN? 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: How To Be A Clueless President, By Femi Aribisala by justurch(m): 9:26pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
INTROVERT: sorry about that, here it is http://blogs.premiumtimesng.com/?p=170738 thanks for reminding me |
Politics / Re: How To Be A Clueless President, By Femi Aribisala by justurch(m): 9:25pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
INTROVERT: sorry about that, here it is http://blogs.premiumtimesng.com/?p=170738 thanks for reminding me |
Politics / Re: How To Be A Clueless President, By Femi Aribisala by justurch(m): 9:23pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
INTROVERT: sorry o bros, I forgot, here it is http://blogs.premiumtimesng.com/?p=170738 thanks for reminding me |
Politics / Re: How To Be A Clueless President, By Femi Aribisala by justurch(m): 9:20pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
Lalasticlala. We have come again. I challenge the best of the die hard APC/PMB die-hards to come up with a counter thread. hit like if u believe they can't come up with one, hit share if u think otherwise 3 Likes |
Politics / How To Be A Clueless President, By Femi Aribisala by justurch(m): 8:57pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
In six years of Goodluck Jonathan’s
presidency, the opposition told us again and
again the man was “clueless.” It made sure
the tag stuck to him like glue. But now we
have a new sheriff in town, with the APC
claiming to be better at everything than the
PDP. While that might still be subject to
debate, there is overwhelming evidence that
in the cluelessness department, the PDP is
certainly no match for the APC.
Here is a compendium from the APC textbook
of cluelessness, provided within barely one
year in office. If you want to know how to be
a clueless president, this is the APC blueprint.
Blame Game
Instead of giving Nigerians the change you
championed, give them excuses. Blame
Goodluck Jonathan for everything, including
the harmattan. Whenever you make a
blunder, pass the buck to the former
president. If there is petrol shortage, blame it
on Goodluck Jonathan. If the budget is dead
on arrival, blame it on Goodluck Jonathan.
In the middle of an economic crisis, promise
to provide Nigerians with free education; free
meals daily for millions of Nigerian public
school-children; free tertiary education; free
health-care and free houses. Facing a drastic
drop in Nigeria’s income, declare you will be
giving grants of $1.5 billion a year to Nigeria’s
poor. When you fail to deliver on any on these
highfalutin promises, blame it quickly on
Goodluck Jonathan.
Blunders
Forget the name of you vice-presidential
running-mate. Call him Yemi Osunbade
instead of Yemi Osinbajo. Tell President
Obama the name of your political party is the
All Nigeria’s Peoples’ Congress when it is All
Progressives Congress. Call your party on CNN
the All Progressives Confidence.
Tell Al Jazeera INEC means Independent
Nigerian Electoral Commission instead of
Independent National Electoral Commission.
Even though West Germany ceased to exist in
1999 and the current German president is
Joachim Gauck, refer to German Chancellor,
Angela Merkel as “President Michelle of West
Germany.”
Destroy INEC by turning it into a National
Commission for Inconclusive Elections. Go to
the United Nations and give rousing speech
about fighting Boko Haram, then fail to attend
the crucial meeting on Boko Haram at the
same U.N. session. Tell the Americans the
Chibok girls were abducted from their “hotels”
instead of their “hostels.”
Tell Nigerians there is nothing like petroleum
subsidy. Then as president, announce the
removal of the non-existent petroleum
subsidy. Claim Jonathan diverted $700 million
from the $1.1 billion Chinese loan for the
Lagos/Kano rail project when only $400
million was earmarked for Lagos/Kano rail.
Announce that foreign exchange can now be
paid into domiciliary accounts without
specifying if depositors will be allowed to
withdraw them.
Anti-corruption rigmarole
Declare that you will kill corruption in Nigeria
while being surrounded and bankrolled by
corrupt politicians. Then invite those with
corruption allegations hanging over their
heads into your cabinet. Maintain: “Jonathan’s
ministers stole 150 billion dollars.” But fail to
prosecute them for stealing $150 billion. Tell
Nigerians $2.5 billion was stolen by the PDP
through Dasukigate, but charge people to
court for stealing no more than $100 million.
Believe that trying members of the PDP for
corruption on the pages of newspapers
amounts to waging a serious war on
corruption and is a substitute for national
economic policy. Say: “We cannot build an
economy where corruption is the working
capital.” Then declare to no effect that
recovered stolen monies will be used to
revamp the national economy.
Insist Abacha never stole any money, and
then probe the PDP for the mismanagement of
the non-existent Abacha loot recovered from
abroad. Fail to recognise that with the official
exchange-rate at N198 to $1, while the parallel
market rate is $305 to $1, you have created
the widest parallel market margin ever
recorded in Nigeria’s history of Nigeria and
laid the foundation for widespread corruption
in the banks.
Accuse the opposition of using public funds to
finance its election campaign, but fail to
disclose where you got the money to finance
your own very expensive election campaign.
Claim to be so cash-strapped, you had to
borrow N27.5 million to pay for the
presidential nomination papers of your party;
then state in your assets declaration that you
have N30 million in your bank account.
Commend INEC for running the ostensibly free
and fair election that brought you to power;
then challenge in court every election
conducted by the same INEC that your party
lost.
Contradictions
Claim you inherited an empty treasury in spite
of the over $30 billion left in our foreign
reserves. Say you met no money in the
treasury, then spend N2.2 billion on a four-
day junket to the U.S. with no agenda and
with nothing achieved.
Say: the federal government of Nigeria is: “the
biggest Boko Haram.” Then become the head
of the federal government of Nigeria. Declare
grandiloquently: “I belong to everybody and I
belong to nobody.” Then say: “The
constituents (that) gave me 97 percent cannot
in all honesty be treated on some issues with
constituencies that gave me 5 percent.” Say
you belong to everybody but ensure that your
personal aides are virtually all Northerners.
Say: “I bear no ill will against anyone on past
events. Nobody should fear anything from me.
We are not after anyone.” “There will be no
paying off old scores. The past is prologue.”
Then send EFCC dogs after Elder Godsday
Erubebe.
Say: “I pledge myself and the government to
the rule of law, in which none shall be so
above the law that they are not subject to its
dictates, and none shall be so below it that
they are not availed of its protection.” Then
seek to replace the rule of law with the rule
of fear. Go on national television and tell
Nigerians you will not be obeying the courts
in the cases of Dasuki and Kanu. Interfere in
the judicial process by publicly declaring your
enemies guilty without trial.
Tell Christiane Amanpour on CNN that you
will defeat Boko Haram within two months if
elected. Then say you did not say so. Declare
that you will defeat Boko Haram by the end of
December 2015, then say you only meant to
defeat it “technically” after it unleashes
mayhem on Maiduguri while you were busy
celebrating its fictional defeat.
Say: “Boko Haram is a typical example of small
fires causing large fires. An eccentric and
unorthodox preacher with a tiny following
was given posthumous fame and following by
his extra judicial murder at the hands of the
police.” Then send troops to massacre
hundreds of Shiites in Zaria. Involve Nigeria
in a Middle Eastern regional struggle between
Saudi Arabia and Iran by joining the Saudi led
anti-terrorist coalition. Open the door for
wider terrorist attacks on Nigeria by killing
Shi’ites in the North while the Saudis execute
Shi’ite mullahs and prisoners in Saudi Arabia.
Prosecute avoidable wars on several home-
fronts: against Boko Haramites in the North-
East; Shi’ites in the North-West; Biafrans in
the South-East; and Niger Deltans in the
South-South.
Nonsensical policies
Grind the country to a halt by making
yourself Sole Administrator of Nigeria for six
months. Squander your vital first 100 days in
office doing absolutely nothing; while
receiving cheers as “Baba Go-Slow.” Present
“body language” as a substitute for policy.
Ensure that over N5 trillion is wiped off the
Nigerian Stock Exchange within six months of
your coming to office.
Promise: “I will stabilise global oil price.”
Then watch as the oil price tumbles from $50
to $28 within eight months of your
presidency. Also ball-watch as the naira
tumbles to a record-breaking N305 to one
dollar.
Declare when the country is broke: “I will
provide one meal a day for children in public
primary schools.” “I will make direct cash
transfer of 5,000 naira to the 25 million
poorest and most vulnerable citizens.” Propose
through your Minister of Science Fiction to
create 3.4 million jobs in Nigeria in 2016
through the production of pencils. Plan to
have 365 cultural festivals 365 days a year
under your Ministry of Culture.
Shout “chanji, chanji” while a large chunk of
your party-members are turncoats from the
same PDP that ruled the country for the last
16 years. Refer to ministers as noisemakers
then establish a Cabinet of ministers. Take six
months to choose a cabinet then come out
with old cargoes. Tell Nigerians you delayed
appointing ministers because you were
looking for saints and angels, then appoint
many known devils. Say: “The corrupt will not
be appointed into my administration.” Then
appoint those with corruption allegations
hanging over their heads.
Delight in putting square pegs in round holes.
Make Kayode Fayemi, who has a Ph.D. in War
Studies, Minister for Solid Minerals instead of
Minister of Foreign Affairs. Make Professor
Anthony Anwukah, a professor of Education
and a former vice-chancellor a Junior Minister
to a journalist, Adamu Adamu, in the Ministry
of Education. Make Solomon Dalong, a former
Assistant Inspector of Prisons the Minister of
Youth Affairs and Sports. Make Muhammadu
Bello, who headed the National Hajj
Commission for eight years, FCT Minister.
Budgeting
Propose a N6 trillion budget in 2016 for a
nation that failed to meet revenue estimates
of N4 trillion in 2015. Predicate this on
borrowing N2.2 trillion, which requires N1.2
billion daily to service.
Benchmark your budget on the price of oil
being $38 in 2016, making it dead on arrival
with the oil price falling to $28 within a
fortnight of your budget presentation. Fail to
anticipate that, once sanctions against Iran
are lifted, the oil price will go further down
as Iranian oil is added to the international oil
glut. Allocate N40 billion to look for oil in the
North-East in the middle of an oil glut when
Nigeria needs to diversify from oil.
Within the framework of a drastic cut in
Nigeria’s income, raise the budget for Aso
Rock from N6.6 billion in 2015 to N18 billion
in 2016. Earmark N3.6 billion for the purchase
of several BMW saloon cars! Budget N1.75
billion for feeding in Aso Rock in 2016 when
Jonathan only budgeted N530 million in 2015.
Allocate only N29 billion to the Ministry of
Agriculture, while earmarking N39 billion for
the Ministry of Information and Culture.
Present the budget to the National Assembly
without first scrutinising it. Present the
budget with fanfare, then send someone to
steal it from the National Assembly. Present
the budget, then withdraw it after reading it.
Remember this: when the budget fails, blame
it on Goodluck Jonathan! 7 Likes 3 Shares |
Politics / Re: The Deceptions In 2016 Budget By Remi Oyeyemi by justurch(m): 1:33pm On Jan 22, 2016 |
theshield: note: u can be sincerely wrong, no man is an island, APC or PMB doesn't have all the knowledge required to rule this country, sometimes ur SUPPOSED "enemies" r the ones that show u when u r about to fall into a ditch 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: The Deceptions In 2016 Budget By Remi Oyeyemi by justurch(m): 1:29pm On Jan 22, 2016 |
babayinka77: what's ur highest level of education? 5 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Study Physics In Unn(photo) by justurch(m): 12:15pm On Jan 22, 2016 |
with all of that, how has the professionals in that area bettered
this country, what are their contributions. abeg no be quarrel or mockery, just a simple question |
Politics / Re: The Deceptions In 2016 Budget By Remi Oyeyemi by justurch(m): 10:56pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
@Lalasticlala: the fans of APC needs to know what their people are up to. kindly help us to do the needful 21 Likes 1 Share |
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